Discovery's Don't Happen Themselves

by bloggercharlotte

Rating: everyone
Tags: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy, Other, Adventure, Random, Derpy Hooves, Applejack
Length: 1068

Applejack finds an old lamp with a mystical genie that grants her wishes.

Apple jack finds a genie that grants her wishes but Derpy accidentally ruins a few things. (short story)

Published 2013-11-10 17:40:02 UTC
Last updated 2013-11-10 17:40:02 UTC

Oh dear

"What was that?!?!?" Applejack cried, rolling over.

"Sorry! There... Hey, is that a muffin?"

"DERPY?" AJ cried out laughing, dusting herself off, "Is this your prank?"

"uhh... no.... Can I have your muffin?" Derpy replied, pointing at the object.

"Uhm, I don't think its a muffin Derp"

Apple inspected the object carefully, "wait theres something on it, it looks like a smudge, might as well get it off" said AJ, carefully wiping it off with her hoof.

"Hey, let me try!" said Derpy knocking the lid off of the object, sparkles flying out everywhere.

"OH MY GOOD LORD DOES ANYPONY KNOW HOW TO BE GENTLE AROUND HERE?!"

Derpy turned to Applejack, while Applejack looked at Derpy, it wasn't there voice, looking up they saw a blinding light nopony had ever seen."

"WHAT IN TARNATION?!" cried AJ.

"Never seen a muffin like that before" said Derpy in amazement

"IM NOT A MUFFIN!" cried the voice as it shimmered.

"Then what are you?" AJ said.

Ive been wishin'

"Wow, I-I-don't know what to wish for?" said AJ

"I wish I had 77 muffins!" Said Derpy.

Sure enough Glitterspin blinked twice, clapped her hooves, and behold, 77 muffins were in presence.

"HOLY COW!!" said AJ

"Do you know the muffin mare?" said Derpy.

"Okay 2 more wishes, go ahead" Glitterspin said.

As Applejack though and thought she said," Well um, I wish everyone-"

Suddenly Derpy yelled- "WAS A MUFFIN" and Poof Applejack was an Apple muffin, and all the pony's in ponyville were muffins, except for Derpy, and glitter spin of course.

"DERPY!!!!!!!!!" cried Apple (Muffin??)

Suddenly a muffin Applejack cried, I WISH WE WERE ALL PONYS AGIAN AND YOU WERE SET FREE.

Then In a blur of events all ponys were changed back to muffins and Glitterspin was free.... without a cutiemark.

"I-I-am nothing now, said glitter. Nothing.

"I HAVE AN IDEA" cried Derpy, Your cutiemark can be a muffin and you can be called Muffin mare!

"Or you can still be called GlitterSpin, and instead be a free wish granter" said Apple

And thats what she was, her cutie mark was a wand and Glitterspin was free, forever, and Derpy had her 77 muffins of joy. And Apple? Well, she is currently helping Derpy eat muffins.

Epilouge

Glitterspin began opening a wishing store, where she can grant a mares wishes, she also began meeting lots of new freinds throughout Ponyville.

AppleJack, busy as usual, began preparing for the fall season, gathering and baking, and of course having a blast with her friends, for the season

And of course silly, clueless, but none the less amazing Derpy, was eating Delicious blueberry muffins. And everypony was back to their daily lives.

~Fin~

Working for a living

"Last one!", Applejack cried out kicking the last tree with her hooves and having them all fall to the ground. "YEE-HAW!"

Fall was the busiest time of year on the farm, why with all of the activities in town. bobbing for apples, apple pie, apple cider, caramel apples, all of the apple activities made Applejacks mouth water. Fall was her absolute favorite time of year. Ecspecially with her friends, she loved everything about fall!

Suddenly something broke her day dream, actually it almost fell on her. It looked like a golden apple.

"Hm, this is early, golden apples don't sprout for another week!" she thought out loud, rubbing her head with her hoof, "Definitely not this hard either."

Suddenly she looked up, there were hardly any trees with apples on them around her, someone was playing a trick on her.

"RAINBOW!" she laughed knowing it had to be her, "get down here!"

She waited for One, two, three, minutes. Silence. It wasn't Rainbow.

"Y'all better stop it!" Applejack said, forcing a laugh. "C'mon guys, give it up!"

Nothing.

"Fine, be that way." she said as she went to go retrieve the apple.

Then, Applejack blinked, she shut her eyes, and opened them, again, the same thing stood before her...

The thing that nopony Had seen before, well, maybe decades ago, but certainly nopony she knew.

She blinked, for maybe she had been in the sun for too long, but it was still there, she went to retrieve it, then suddenly,

"OWW!"

Author's Note

***Short story***

Glitterspin

"I am glitterspin" the voice said annoyingly. "Dont you know me???????"

No, I'd remember y'all, Derpy?" Questioned AJ

"Noooo."

"Ugh, okay so now I have to tell my story, listen well, Im NOT repeating."

It started a long LONG time ago, I was a young mare at the time, awaiting my cutie mark. Unfourtunatly I awaited the days, counting down, until I would grow up and know my cutie mark. I wanted to know what I was going to do. It never happened. I never got my cutie mark. I was sad. All of my friends had gotten theirs, and we broke our promise, "nopony left behind." I was so desprate to get my cutie mark, I took the risk of STEALING one,

You see, I wont get too much into detail, but basically, I asked around, very sketchy, and I finally got one from this fellow. Unsure what his name was I excepted, and I realized what it was. A lamp, an artifact? I was excited, but there was a twist. I only granted wishes, and I am trapped inside this lamp forever. The mare who granted me this put me to his evil use for many years. I would get in so much trouble. I ended up not having to many friends so i decided to ruin other friendships with my mischief. It was fun until one day I met a young philly. I suppose I was a bit harsh and well ruined her birthday party. She was the only one that called me out. Angrily she shamed me into doing no more mischief and here I am cowering inside this old, musty, cramped, lamp. I felt so ashamed and embarrassed. Little did I know, if I had waitend one more day, I would have gotten my cutie mark. So now since you have awakened me, you get three wishes by the end of tonight, to repay the philly. i must warn you to be careful for what you wish for. It could ruin you or someone else. or, it could bring you joy and happiness. So.... BEGIN.