Chapters Poker night at the inventory 3
Introduction
It was a quiet night as people were doing their normal routine of work, but to night was a special night for someone as he was in a UNSC Warthog with the Master Chief as they were on their way to the Inventory, where video game and TV show characters get together, have some down time, and relax from their troubles. When they made it to the ally where the entrance to the Inventory is, Master Chief said to him, "Good luck on the tournament, kid." The player nodded to Master Chief as he walked towards the entrance. The Player looked at the door, but the elevator wasn't working any more, and he was wondering why it wasn't working. Until he pushed on the door to find the same hallway he went through since last tournament and went inside for the tournament.
As he was walking inside, a video game character from counter strike was thrown out of the fighting room, and hits the wall hard. "Great game, let's do it again some time," said a voice coming towards the player and who the player saw was a sky blue Pegasus pony with a rainbow mane and tail and magenta colored eyes. The pony looked at the player and exclaimed, "Oh it's you, that's great. Come on I'll lead you in, by the way, my name's Rainbow Dash: the fastest flier in Equestria." "This freaking place is like a maze isn't it?" Rainbow Dash continued as she pushed open another door to find Commodore Reginald Van Winslow wait at the broken elevator.
"Ah miss Dash, I lost track of you for a moment," he said to Rainbow Dash as he noticed the player right next Rainbow, "And you've brought the player, splendid. On behalf of everyone at the Inventory, can not begin to express our unbridled relation to see you return once again for another night of High stakes poker."
"Oh uh... Speaking of high stakes, things might have gotten a little... Bad, back over at the mumbly-peg room," Rainbow Dash confessed to Reginald.
"Miss Dash, might I remind you that the Inventory is NOT you're personal abbatoir," Reginald reminded Rainbow Dash as they continued to walk towards the poker table.
"Yeah, send the cleaning bill to my house," Rainbow Dash said following Reginald and the player.
"As always, I'm Commodore Reginald Van Winslow (retired), and I will be your host for tonight's perilous voyage on the Seas of Chance!" Reginald said as the player turned around to find Sam the freelance police dog sitting in his usual chair as he played his banjo.
"Hey Reggie, these new chairs are great!" Sam said to Reginald, "It's like my keister is being held aloft by the wings of tiny velvet angles!"
"Let me try, Sam," Sam's little buddy Max the rabbit said jumping on one of the chairs.
"I'm afraid that there's no room for you're plus-one, Sam," Reginald said to Sam.
"That's okay," Sam said to him, "Max will make his own fun."
"Come out with you're arms akimbo, Mendoza!" Max said to nobody pulling out his pistol and firing off a shot, knocking him off the seat he was standing on.
"So when do we get this show on the road?" Rainbow Dash asked as she sat down in her seat.
"In a few minutes," Reginald replied, "We're still waiting for-"
"Whaaarrrr..." came a noise as the Red Demoman burst through the door and lands on the floor, "I'm here to play," he said to them.
"-Our remaining contestants," Reginald continued as Demoman sat down.
Just then two more Pegasi came through the window. "Well, well, well," Rainbow Dash said, "If it isn't Cloudchaser and Flitter."
"It's good to see you too Rainbow Dash," Cloudchaser said to Rainbow as she and her sister got back up on their hoofs and she sat down with the others. Just then Ash Williams from tournament the player was in came through the same window that Cloudchaser and Flitter came through.
"Deal me in," Ash said as he sat down with them.
"I assume that everyone has brought the twenty thousand dollar buy-in for tonight's tournament," Reginald said as the players brought out their buy-ins.
"I heard that the buy-in was TEN thousand dollars instead of twenty thousand dollars," Cloudchaser said to Reginald, "What happened to that?"
"Well the Owner theorized that rising the stakes would bring in a better class of competitor," Reginald replied to Cloudchaser as she put her money on the table.
"Okay, so that's how you brought a lot mega stars, like your's truly, but what about our silent friend over there?" Rainbow Dash boasted as she looked at the player with a confused look in her eyes.
"It's only a theory," Reginald said as he walked away and let the tournament begin.
Poker night at the inventory 3
"The name of the game is Texas hold em'," said the robot called GLaDOS said as she gave each player two cards and Rainbow Dash and Demoman were the first ones with the blinds of four hundred and eight hundred.
"So Rainbow Dash you're part of that group of mares called the Mane six, right?" Ash asked Rainbow as he called the amount of Rainbow's blind.
"Well, yeah I'm the element of Loyalty," Rainbow Dash replied as Cloudchaser raised her bet to twelve hundred.
"So why aren't any of them at the table here tonight?" Ash asked again, "Like Twilight Sparkle with her massive brain and all?"
"I'm quite curious about that too," GLaDOS cuts in looking at Rainbow Dash, "Although that our invitation was sent to Ponyville in general, we thought that the rest of the Mane six would be joining you?"
"Well my job is usually to be the captain of the weather ponies, but when there's trouble me and my friends use our Elements of Harmony to deal with bigger threats," Rainbow Dash replied to GLaDOS, "Like Queen Chrysalis, King Sombra, Nightmare Moon, Discord, though's kinds of villains."
"You thought there was going to be one of those villains here tonight?" Sam asked Rainbow Dash as she placed her bet.
"Well... Yeah that, but I also no better than to let Twilight and Pinkie Pie near a poker table," Rainbow Dash replied to them as Demoman called Rainbow's bet.
"Why, they can't bluff?" Ash asked her.
"Are you kidding?" Rainbow Dash replied as Ash raised the bet, "They both lie like a gemstone, but Twilight puts the 'B' in boring, and Pinkie Pie is not good with numbers and probabilities and stuff like that."
"Just like Einstein," Ash exclaimed as Cloudchaser called Ash's bet.
"Sure, sure, let's go with that," Rainbow Dash agreed.
As Sam was thinking, he said to the others, "On the one hand, you're probably trying to string me along, and on the other hand, that bets so small that I just don't give a hoot, call," as he puts the same amount of Cloudchaser and Ash's bet.
"So Demoman, what is you're specialty on the Red team?" Cloudchaser asked Demoman as the player and Rainbow Dash folded.
"Oh... Well my specialty is blowing the bloody Blu team up with explosives," Demoman replied as he checked and so did Ash and Cloudchaser, "Why do you ask, little lassie?"
"Oh, um... I was just a little curious," Cloudchaser replied Demoman's question, "But I also thought that the Heavy weapons guy was going to be playing instead of you."
"I was thinking that too," Max cuts into the conversation with Cloudchaser and Demoman, "What happened to him?" he asked Demoman.
"Oh... Well he really busy with fighting Blu team," Demoman replied to both of them, "So he's too busy to play any his usual games of Texas hold em' these days." Soon Demoman, Cloudchaser, Ash, and Sam revealed their cards with Demoman having a pair of tens, Cloudchaser having an Ace of spades and king of diamonds, Ash having a pair of Queens, and Sam having a seven of hearts and eight of clubs.
"Ha..." Ash boasted as GLaDOS pulled out the first three cards which were the ten of diamonds, the two of spade, and then the Ace of hearts.
"Haha..." Demoman laughed as the tension built up and GLaDOS pulled out the two of hearts.
"Ooooh, you're the walking dead," Max said to Sam, "Get it?"
"No," Sam replied as they waited for the next card and GLaDOS pulled out a... the seven of clubs. "Rats."
"The Demoman has a Full House, Miss Chaser has a pair of Aces, Mr. Williams has Two Pair, and Sam has Ace high," GLaDOS said to the players, "The Demoman wins hands."
"Just so you lads and lassies know, I was bluffing me arse off in that hand," Demoman said as he took the pot.
"Looks like you got an extra but or two to spare," Ash commented to Demoman.
GLaDOS soon gave the players each a new hand and the blinds of four hundred and eight hundred go to Demoman and Cloudchaser. As Ash called the same amount of Cloudchaser's blind, Rainbow Dash asked to Demoman, "So Demoman, do you think you can tell me a bit more about yourself?"
"Well, before I joined the Red team, my family owns a castle in my old home of Scotland," Demoman explained to Rainbow Dash, "Me grandfather passed the castle to me before I was born, but now that I'm working for Red now my parents have to take the responsibilities for our castle now."
"Well that sucks," Rainbow Dash said to him as Sam and the player called their bets, "But me and my family don't live in a castle like you and you're family so I don't know what it's like to live in castle."
"I'm very sorry to hear that little lassie," Demoman said to her putting his hand on her left shoulder, "Say what... When this tournament is over, how would like to come over to meet the rest of the team, and we'll have some real fun against those bloody Blu's?"
Rainbow Dash could only say, "Count me in Demoman," as she folded and so did Demoman. Cloudchaser placed another bet as Ash folded with her, the player, and Sam in this round.
"You I thought that you're partner would be playing tonight instead of you," Rainbow Dash said to Sam as Sam called Cloudchaser's bet and GLaDOS pulled out the next three cards, which were the Queen of clubs, the Jack of diamonds, and the nine of clubs.
"Max used to be a tournament regular, but he's got what the psychologists call a 'Crippling impulse control issue'," Sam said to Rainbow.
"He couldn't keep his mouth shut on his gambling?" Rainbow Dash asked him.
"Not in the slightest, but that didn't matter because he kept winning," Sam replied to her.
"Then what's his problem?" Rainbow Dash asked again.
"Well the Inventory banned him because... Well..."
"...Max kept eating the poker chips," GLaDOS replies for Sam as Max coughed up another one of his so called 'missing poker chips'.
To be continued...
Poker night at the inventory 3
As the game of Texas hold 'em continues, the pot grew to $23,000, the player was thinking on what to do next, and places a bet of $1,200. Rainbow Dash was starting to think what do as she slid her hand and said, "I'm out."
"Hmmm," Demoman pondered, "Me and the lads could get the upgrades to our weapons with that money," as he placed called the player's bet.
"So Demoman, you and you're team are not only fighting the Blu team now?" Ash asked Demoman as he folded.
"Aye, lad, we're aren't," Demoman replied to Ash, "We're now fighting the bloody Blu's robots and they always sending wave after wave of them and sometimes we fail in driving those bloody robots back."
"What do these robots look like?" Rainbow Dash asked him.
"They look almost like me and the rest of my team," Demoman replied as Cloudchaser folded.
"They don't sound so tough," Ash said to Demoman, "But it sounds like it could get worse."
"Aye mate, it does get a lot worse," Demoman turned to Ash as Sam was thinking on what to do, "There are also larger versions of those robots and they have much more health than the original sized robots, but Heavy is always confident against those giant robots."
"Heavy sounds like a brave guy when he fights," Rainbow Dash complemented.
"All in," Sam said as he put all his chips into the pot. The player was not surprised at his actions, but soon called that it.
"Ah crap," Demoman exclaimed, "I'm out," as he pushed his cards away from him.
"I don't know," Cloudchaser said as she made the choice that would cost her the whole game, "I'm all in." She and the other players revealed their cards with the player having a pair of Aces, Cloudchaser had a king of diamonds and seven of hearts, and Sam had a jack of clubs and an Ace of spades.
"Oh no," Sam said as GLaDOS pulled out an Ace of hearts, a king of clubs, and three of hearts.
"This is not going to going to turn out well for us isn't it?" Cloudchaser asked as she and the other two players watched GLaDOS pull out the king of spades. The tension intensified as they waited for GLaDOS to pull out the card that would determine who will be eliminated from the tournament. And GLaDOS pulled out the... three of of spades.
"Rats," Sam exclaimed.
"Sam has Two pair, the player has a Full Hose, and Miss Chaser has a pair of kings," GLaDOS said looking down at the players, "Sam has been eliminated from the tournament."
"Well that was fun," Sam said as he turned to Max, "Max?"
"Yes Sam?" Max said to Sam.
"Why don't we head to Basco's shop and get a soda," Sam suggested to the lagamorph.
"Oh, why not," Max agreed as he Sam left for their car.
"Cloudchaser is out of chips," GLaDOS continued looking at Cloudchaser.
Cloudchaser was a little depressed due to the fact that she lost, but her sister Flitter came to her and said, "Don't worry sis, maybe there's a next time."
"Perhaps," Cloudchaser said as she and Flitter left the table. And then there were four players left.
"The blinds are now six hundred and twelve hundred," GLaDOS said to the remaining players as she passed them each two new cards.
"Tell me more about yourself Ash," Rainbow Dash said to Ash as she called the players amount of chips in the pot.
"Well you see this hand of mine, Rainbow?" Ash asked her showing her his metal arm.
"Yeah."
"Well this baby was made by king Arthur's personal blacksmith back in the 14th century," Ash explained, "By the way has Equestria ever developed firearms before?" he asked her.
"Well we Equestrians never make firearms like the ones two have, but they are never thought of in Equestria," Rainbow Dash replied to Ash's question.
Demoman folded before Ash said, "Well that's maybe you Equestrians stick to close quarter weapons than firearms."
"That could be another reason," Rainbow Dash agreed with Ash. The player folded leaving Ash and Rainbow Dash playing.
"Hmm," Ash pondered, "I'm all in for it baby," he said he pushed all of his remaining chip into the pot.
Rainbow Dash started to sweat from desperation as she thought of her next move. She soon said, "Oh sweet Celestia, all in." Rainbow and Ash revealed their cards with Rainbow Dash having a king of hearts and an eight of spades and Ash had a pair of sevens. They watched as GLaDOS pulled out a king of diamonds, a six of clubs, and eight of diamonds.
"Ah damn it," Ash blurted as they watched GLaDOS pull out a king of spades.
"Ah yeah," Rainbow Dash boasted as GLaDOS pulled out a two of clubs.
"Miss Dash has a Full House," GLaDOS said, "And Mr. Williams has Two pair. Rainbow Dash wins the hand."
"Thanks for the money guys," Rainbow Dash gloated as she grabbed all the poker chips that were inside the pot.
"Ashley Williams has been eliminated from the tournament," GLaDOS continued.
"Well, that was fun," Ash sighed as he left the table. With Ash gone, then there were three players left in the tournament. This was a turn of events for the player as he was staring at Rainbow Dash and Demoman who were the two other players remaining.
To be continued...
Poker night at the inventory 3
And then there were three
Now there is just the player, Rainbow Dash, and Demoman left in the poker tournament. As GLaDOS passed the players their cards, Rainbow Dash and Demoman had their blinds, and the player called Demoman's blind. "So Rainbow Dash, what is line of work?" Demoman asked Rainbow Dash kindly.
"Well my job is to be the captain of the Ponyville weather ponies," Rainbow Dash replied as she made her bet, "But when Equestria is in great danger, me and my friends as the Elements of Harmony we have to defeat our enemies like Queen Chrysalis or King Sombra, and it's not always easy for us."
"What are the difficulties?" Demoman asked her.
"The problems are that Chrysalis has a massive army of Changelings and they can take the form of anypony they choose," Rainbow Dash replied, "And King Sombra is patient, clever, and his plans can easily work out as plan due to the fact that he is smarter than all the enemies that me and my friends had ever faced before."
"This Queen Chrysalis lassie sounds like the bloody spies from the Blu team," Demoman said as he raised his bet, "Me and the rest of my team get over the edge when there are enemy spies around us." GLaDOS then pulled out the king of spades, a nine of hearts, and an Ace of hearts as the player called Demoman's bet.
"Oh sweet Celestia, that's a lot of money," Rainbow Dash said as started to think about her next move, "I'll fold."
"I call," Demoman said as he put the last of the chips he had into the pot. The player raised his amount into the pot, making a side pot as he and Demoman revealed their cards with the player having a pair of Aces while Demoman having the king of diamonds and the seven of clubs. "Ah crap," Demoman blurted as he and the player watch as GLaDOS pulled out the ten of spades. The two waited for the next card that will decide who gets that pot and GLaDOS pulled out... the ten of hearts. "Argh," Demoman exclaimed.
"The Demoman has, Two Pair..." GLaDOS said to them, "...The player has, a Full House, on the side pot: the player wins."
"Of course you won with that hand, even Applejack could have won with that hand," Rainbow Dash said to the player with jealously in her eyes.
"And on the main pot: the player wins the hand," GLaDOS continued, "The Demoman has been eliminated from the tournament."
"Well, me team is not going to be happy about this when I tell them," Demoman said as he left the poker table and walk towards the bar to have a drink.
"Well it's just you and me now huh?" Rainbow Dash Exclaimed to the player as GLaDOS passed her and the player each two new cards and placed their blinds into the pot. "You know after this tournament, we could go on an adventure," Rainbow Dash suggested to the player.
"After the tournament, the player will be escorted home by the Inventory's security service," GLaDOS said to her.
"Are you sure GLaDOS?" Rainbow Dash asked the computer as she called on the players amount of chips, "Because I actually found a map in one of Daring Do's book's."
"The owner would frown on designating the player," replied GLaDOS.
"Well that's a shame," Rainbow Dash sighed as the player raised Rainbow's amount, "Hmm, I think I'll check on this one." GLaDOS then pulled out the queen of diamonds, the Ace of clubs, and the eight of clubs. "I'll raise that bet," Rainbow Dash said as she raised her amount into the pot and the player called her bet. The two remaining players revealed their cards with Rainbow Dash having the king of spades and the three of hearts while the player had the queen of spades and the nine of hearts.
"You gotta be kidding me!" Rainbow Dash said furiously as the two of them watch GLaDOS pull out the queen of hearts. They waited for the card that choose who would this tournament and GLaDOS finally pulls out... the two of spades.
"Miss Dash has: King High..." GLaDOS said, "And the player has: Three of a kind, the player wins the hand." "The blinds are now eight hundred and sixteen hundred," GLaDOS continued as she passed the two players each two new cards and they placed their blinds into the pot.
The player raised the amount of chips Rainbow Dash put into the pot. "I fold," Rainbow Dash said as she slid her cards away from her.
"The player wins the hand," GLaDOS said as the player took all the chips in the pot and GLaDOS passed the player and Rainbow Dash each another two new cards.
"I'm going to go all in," Rainbow Dash said as he placed all her remaining chips into the pot. The player called that bet as he placed some of his chips into the pot. The two players again revealed their cards with the player having the king of diamonds and the Ace of spades while Rainbow had a pair of eights.
"Oh yeah," Rainbow Dash said to herself as GLaDOS pulled out the king of spades, the Ace of hearts, and the two of diamonds. "Well, this has turned from bad to worse now," Rainbow exclaimed as she saw GLaDOS pull out the three of hearts. The final card that GLaDOS pulled was... the five of diamonds.
"Miss Dash has: a Pair of eights..." GLaDOS said to the two players, "...And the player has: Two Pair, the player wins the hand.
Reginald came up to the two players and said, "With that final victory, the player wins the tournament!"
"I must admit that was a great game, pal," Rainbow Dash said as she held out her right hoof and the player held out his hand and shook Rainbow's hoof.
The End.
Poker night at the inventory 3
As the contestants took their seats, Reginald said to the Player, "Ah, I see your back for another bounty challenge," then turned to the Red Demoman, "Mr. Demo would you please place your bounty on the table?"
"I don't know about this," the Demoman stated.
"Come now Mr. Demo, you know the rules here." The Demoman did what he was told to do and placed a sword on the table.
"What in the name of Equestria is that sword?" Cloudchaser asked him.
"This here is me Eyelander sword lassie," the Demoman replied to the bright purple mare, "It's a little something I've held on to for awhile and I always keep it well polished too."
Reginald then said to the Player, "To win this bounty, all you must do is win the tournament."
"Prepare yourself because this is will really test yourself," GLaDOS said as she dealt each player two cards; the Player was dealt a Two of Spades and a Four of Hearts, which wasn't a good hand in his eyes, but he had to wait because Ash and Cloudchaser had the blinds and Sam was first to either fold, call, or raise.
"I... Call," Sam said placing some chips into the pot. It was the Players turn and he folded.
"Are you serious kid?" Rainbow Dash asked in surprise.
"Aye, I'm out," the Demoman agreed pushing his cards away.
"Of course I'm in," Rainbow Dash said placing a few of her chips into the pot.
"Hey Dash, there's something I wanted to talk to you about," Ash said to the Rainbow maned Pegasus pony as looked Ash, "You remember when your friend Twilight defeated King Sombra at the Crystal Empire?" he asked raising her bet.
"Yeah, yeah I do," Rainbow Dash replied as Cloudchaser folded.
"Well there have been rumors saying that he is still alive even after his defeat," Ash explained to her.
"I heard about that too," Sam cut in, "Is it true Rainbow Dash?"
Rainbow Dash looked a little annoyed by what they asked her as Sam called Ash's bet before she replied to them, "We don't actually know yet, we really don't have a script approval just like you guys, right Cloudchaser?"
"That's right Rainbow Dash," Cloudchaser replied to her as GLaDOS pulled out a King of Hearts, a Two of Clubs, and a Queen of Diamonds.
"Me an Max know how you two feel," Sam said to them, "We've been around for twenty-five years and even we don't get script approval," as Rainbow Dash checked.
"I think I'll set this one out for now," Ash said pushing his cards away.
"Hey Max, what do you think I should do?" Sam asked his little buddy.
"Trying on getting a better jacket to impress the ladies," Max replied to him.
"No, about the hand chuckle-head," Sam stated to Max.
"Oh, check," Max exclaimed as Sam did so as GLaDOS pulled out a Three of Clubs.
"I'll fold," he finished tossing his card away.
"Miss Dash steals the blinds," GLaDOS announced.
"That was just too easy," Rainbow Dash exclaimed as she gathered the chips that were inside the pot. GLaDOS the dealt the players each a new hand; the Player this time got a Queen of Spades and a Ten of Hearts which was a great deal in his mind. This time both Cloudchaser and Sam had the blinds. The Player called that bet.
"Ha!" the Demoman laughed out loud, "I'm in," as he also called that bet.
"You know, Cloudchaser, I like to know why you brought your sister here with you," Sam said to the bright purple Pegasus pony.
"She wanted to watch me play with you guys," Cloudchaser replied to the Freelance Police officer, "This is actually our first time in the Inventory here."
"She is right about that," GLaDOS said to them, "My scanners detect that she and her sister have been here once tonight."
As Rainbow Dash folded, Sam said to Cloudchaser, "Well there is always a first time for everything."
"I fold," Ash said as he pushed his card away.
"I'll raise," Cloudchaser said putting a larger amount of chips into the pot.
"Nope," Sam exclaimed throwing his cards away as GLaDOS pulled out a Queen of Hearts, an Ace of Clubs, and a Five of Clubs.
The Player checks as GLaDOS said to the Player, "You know how boring checking can be to someone."
"I'll bet," the Demoman said placing his bet into the pot.
"Yeah I'm going to ditch this hand before anything bad happens," Cloudchaser said pushing her cards away. GLaDOS soon pulled out a Ten of Spades.
"I'm going all bloody in," the Demoman said placing the rest of his chips into the pot.
"Wow," Rainbow Dash exclaimed.
(A/N: I'm going to be using one the Sam quotes from the Sam and Max games)
"Holy Cap-wearing Catfish Flopping a crime beat!" Sam blurted out.
"Impressive," Ash said.
"So, what's it going to be lad?" the Demoman asked the Player. The Player risked it and put all of his chips into the pot. "Bloody Hell!" the Demoman exclaimed.
"Oh my," Cloudchaser said as Max fell out his seat in surprise. The Player and the Demoman revealed their cards and the Demoman had a Five of Diamonds and a King of Hearts.
"Crap!" he said as he and the Player waited for GLaDOS to pull the the next card to see who wins the hand. GLaDOS pulled the final card which was... A Queen of Clubs. "Bloody crap," the Demoman said.
"The Demoman has... Two pair," GLaDOS announced, "And the Player has... A Full House, the Player wins the hand. The Demoman has been eliminated."
"Well this was just bloody great," the Demoman said as he left the table to grab a drink of scrumpy.
GLaDOS dealt the remaining players some new cards and the Player had gotten an Ace of Diamonds and a King of Spades which were goods cards in his mind as he and Sam put out the blinds. "I call," the rainbow maned Pegasus pony said putting some chips into the pot.
"Somethings been bothering me about you Rainbow Dash," Sam said to the rainbow maned Pegasus.
"Is it my awesomeness?" she asked him.
"Not really that, what I was wondering is how you Pegasi are able to walk on clouds?" Sam asked.
"I don't really know about that, but I think it's just that we are created to walk on clouds," Rainbow Dash explained to the Freelance Police officer.
"Ah, I see then," Sam said as Ash folded and Cloudchaser called, "I call," as he placed some chips into the pot as well. The Player was cautious and called as well. GLaDOS pulled out a King of Clubs, a Nine of Spades, and a Three of Hearts.
"Yeah, I'm out," Rainbow Dash said throwing her cards away.
"I think I'll... Bet," Cloudchaser said placing her bet into the pot.
"I'll... Call," Sam said putting the same amount of chips into the pot. The Player checked as GLaDOS pulled out a Five of Hearts.
"I'll bet," Cloudchaser said.
"I fold," Sam said tossing his cards away as the Player thought there wasn't going to be a point in calling or checking so he folded too.
"Miss Chaser makes off with the blinds," GLaDOS announced.
"Thanks everyone," Cloudchaser said as she pulled in the chips inside the pot. GLaDOS soon dealt the players a new hand and the Player got a pair of Aces, a very lucky deal, and now the Player and Rainbow Dash had the blinds.
"I'll call that," Ash said placing some chips into the pot.
"Yeah, I'm in," Cloudchaser said.
"Nope," Sam said tossing his cards away and the Player called as well.
"I'll raise," Rainbow Dash said placing more chips into the pot and GLaDOS pulled an Eight of Hearts, An of Spades, and a Queen of Hearts, "I'll check."
"So Ash, what's it like in the 14th century in your world?" Cloudchaser asked the S-Mart employee as he placed a bet into the pot.
"Well it's probably like what Equestria might have been like back in it's 14th century," Ash replied to her as the bright purple Pegasus folded, "But to give you a specific detail of what it's like, it was a time of knights, Dragons, and jousting."
"It does sound quite like what Equestria was like back in it's 14th century," Cloudchaser said as the Player called Ash's bet.
"I'm all in," Rainbow Dash said pushing all her remaining chips into the pot.
"Ah Hell," Ash exclaimed as GLaDOS pulled a Three of Clubs, "I kinda lost track of this hand so I'm just go all in," and placed all of his chips into the pot.
The Player did the unthinkable to Rainbow Dash and Ash, he went all in as well, "No way!" the rainbow maned Pegasus pony exclaimed. The Player, Rainbow Dash, and Ash revealed their cards; Rainbow Dash had an Eight of Clubs and a Two of Diamonds and Ash has a Three of spades and a King of Hearts.
"Crap," Ash said as the three players waited for GLaDOS to pull the next card.
GLaDOS did so and pulled out.. A Queen of Diamonds.
"Oh, come on!" Rainbow Dash complained.
"Miss Dash has... Two pair, Mr. Williams has... Two pair, and you have a Full house," GLaDOS announced, "The Player wins the hand."
"Well of course you won with those cards, even my sister could have won with those cards," Cloudchaser commented to the Player.
"You better don't get cocky there kid," Sam commented as well.
"Rainbow Dash has been eliminated from the tournament," GLaDOS continued.
"Well if anybody or anypony needs me, I'll be out in the fight club knocking some heads," Rainbow Dash said leaving the table in anger.
"Ashley Williams has been eliminated," GLaDOS said.
"Well then, I'm going to get a drink," Ash said as he left the table as well.
"The blinds are now six hundred and twelve hundred," GLaDOS said to the last three players as she dealt them each another hand and the Player had got a Queen of Hearts and a Nine of Clubs, a good hand in his mind, and now Cloudchaser and Sam had the blinds.
The Player called as Cloudchaser said, "I'm out," pushing her cards away.
"Let's raise," Sam said placing more chips into the pot as GLaDOS pulled out a Queen of Diamonds, a Two of Spades, and an Ace of Spades, "All the heck in," Sam said placing all of his chips into the pot. The Player called it as he and Sam revealed their cards and Sam had a pair of Aces. "Yes," Sam exclaimed as GLaDOS pulled out a King of Clubs then a Two of Diamonds, "Oh yeah!"
"Sam has... A Full House," GLaDOS announced to the three players, "And you have... Two pair, Sam wins the hand."
Sam snapped his finger as Max jumped up a pulled Sam's chips towards him. "Next time, fold when you have an unlucky hand like that," Sam said to the Player. GLaDOS soon dealt the players each a new hand again and the Player got a King of Hearts and an Ace of Clubs. this time Sam and the Player have the blinds.
"I think I'll.. Call," Cloudchaser said placing her chips into the pot.
"I call," Sam said putting the same amount of chips into the pot as the Player called as well and GLaDOS pulled out a King of Clubs, a Three of Diamonds, and a Six of Spades.
"Yeah, I fold," Cloudchaser stated pushing her cards away.
"I check," Sam said as the Player placed a bet into the pot and GLaDOS pulled a King of Diamonds, "All in," he said putting the last of his chips into the pot. The Player went all in as well and the two of them revealed their cards; Sam had a Three of Clubs and a Two of Hearts.
"Oh no," Sam exclaimed as he and the Player waited for GLaDOS to pull the next card. She did so and pulled out a King of Spades. "Dang it."
"The Player has... Four of a kind," GLaDOS announced, "Sam has... Two pair... The Player wins the hand. Sam is out of chips."
"Oh well, it was only a game," Sam said as he left the table with Max following him.
"So, I guess it's just you and me now," Cloudchaser said to the Player as GLaDOS dealt them each two new cards and the Player had a pair of Jacks which was a good hand in his mind. "I'll raise," Cloudchaser said putting more chips into the pot and the Player called that bet. GLaDOS soon pulled out a Queen of Hearts, a Two of Spades, and Four of Diamonds. "I'll bet," Cloudchaser said as the Player raised that bet.
"I see you have decided to bluff your way through this hand again," GLaDOS said to the Player, "Oops, i probably shouldn't have said that out loud, my bad."
"I'm going all in," Cloudchaser said placing the last of her chips into the pot and the Player called the bet and they revealed their cards. Cloudchaser had a Queen of Spades and an Eight of Diamonds. "This is good," she exclaimed as the players waited for GLaDOS to pull the next card and she pulled out... a Jack of Spades, "Oh great." GLaDOS the pulled out a... Two of Diamonds.
"Miss Chaser has... Two pair and you have... A Full House," GLaDOS announced, "The Player wins the hand."
"Great job on winning me Eyelander there lad," the Demoman said to the Player, "Make sure you polish the blade well or else the sharpness of it will be lost.
(A/N: And here is the winning song)
Author's Note
Well here is one of the bounty challenges. I'm planning either to do a chapter where the player uses TF2 table unlocks or I should do another bounty challenge chapter. What do you guys think I should do next?
Poker night at the inventory 3
As the Player took his seat, Demoman looked around the Inventory to see everything was like the Red bases back home. “What the bloody hell?” he exclaimed in surprised.
“Oh no,” Ash said shaking his head in disbelief.
There was hay bales being used as chairs around the tables. The poker table itself had the Red team logo, the chips were colored red, blu, black, and white. Even Demo was wearing his samurai gear. “Well what gives my dear Rainbow Dash is that the Player has triggered Rule 137C of the Inventory’s rule book,” Winslow replied to her.
“May I explain this?” GLaDOS asked as he gave the robot a nod in response, “When the Player purchases certain items of a similar theme, the Inventory shall pay no expense in decorating the Inventory within that theme.”
Even so they continued with the tournament as they placed their buy-ins. GLaDOS then started to deal them cards. The Player was given a three of Spades and an eight of Diamonds; not a very good hand in his mind. “Let’s do this,” Demoman said placing some chips into the pot.
“I call,” Ash said placing some chips into the pot.
As Sam folded he replied to him, “Yeah, we were in the Outback tracking down a criminal when we met your pal Sniper.” The Player folded as well as GLaDOS laid out an Ace of Spades, King of Clubs, and Ace of Hearts.
“You know I think S-Mart is selling some Red and Blu products,” Ash said to the Demo as he checked. He and Ash then revealed their cards. Demo had a pair of Kings and Ash had a pair of fives.
“The Demoman has… A Full House, and Mister Williams has… Two Pair,” GLaDOS said, “The Demoman wins the hand.”
“All three actually,” Ash replied to him.
The Player checks as GLaDOS pulled out a Queen of Diamonds, a Jack of Spades, and a Jack of Hearts. The Player places a bet as it was Demo’s turn.
“Hey Demo, ever like comic books?” Rainbow Dash asked the mercenary.
“This is worse than the time Scout wanted to date Miss Pauling,” Demoman said pushing his cards away.
The Player was given a nine of Hearts and eight of Hearts; he could get a straight with that. “I call,” Ash said placing some chips in the pot.
“I fold,” the Demoman said pushing his cards away and sitting back on his chair.
“Yeah, this hand has gotten more sour than lemonade,” the purple mare said throwing away her cards. The Player suddenly raised the bet.
“I see you decided to bluff your way through this hand again,” the AI from Aperture Science said to him as the Player gave her a glare, “Oops, I probably shouldn’t have said that, my bad.”
“I call,” the anthropomorphic dog said placing some chips into the pot. The Player wasted no time as he threw away his cards and puts a foot up on the table.
“They don’t sell them in Equestria?” Demo asked her.
“When did Red and Blu first form?” he asked the Demoman as the mercenary called.
“Nah, lassie,” Demo replied, “That is all I need to hear.”
“Damn,” was all that Ash could say.
“I’ll call that,” Demoman said placing some of his chips into the pot.
“Oh hush, I check,” the anthropomorphic dog said as GLaDOS pulled out a King of Diamonds, an Ace of Spades, and a seven of Diamonds from the deck. The Player puts a bet into the pot.
“Damn,” the Demoman said feeling impressed by her action.
“Let’s see…” the Red mercenary pondered for a moment before making a decision, “This is crazier than the Medic’s experiments.” The two remaining players revealed their cards. Rainbow Dash had an Ace of Hearts and a Queen of Hearts.
“You gotta be kidding me!” she yelled. The last card the AI pulled out was a seven of Spades.
The Demoman should have known the Inventory would put in the Engineer’s teleporter in here. After getting back up, Rainbow Dash asked, “What in the name of Equestria was that?”
Even so, she walked away still fuming. GLaDOS then dealt the players new hands. The Player was given a Jack of Hearts and an eight of Spades, he didn’t really know for sure if it was a good hand or not. “Sure, I call,” Demo said placing chips into the pot.
“I fold,” Cloudchaser said tossing her cards away from her.
“Well, why isn’t he at the table tonight?” the Dog asked.
The Player called that bet. “He’s got to be bluffing,” Cloudchaser said.
The Player checked as well. The AI then pulled out an eight of Diamonds. The two players revealed their cards. “The Player has… Two Pair and Mister Williams has… A Pair of Kings,” GLaDOS announced, “The Player wins the hand.”
“Why should you bring me into this sis?” Flitter asked her twin sister. She didn’t answer her question as GLaDOS dealt the players new hands. The Player was given an Ace of Clubs and a Queen of Hearts.
“I call,” Cloudchaser stated putting some of her chips into the pot.
“Usually out of crates, why do ya’ ask?” he replied as he folded.
“I will see what I can do to get your hats,” Demoman said as the Player called the purple Pegasus’ bet. GLaDOS proceeded to pull out a Queen of Spades.
GLaDOS then dealt the players new cards. The Player was given a pair of sevens, an okay hand in his mind. “I call,” Cloudchaser said placing some of her chips into the pot.
“Perhaps, or you’re just too scared to turn lemons into lemonade,” she replied to him. The Player called the same amount of chips and places them into the pot.
“Bloody hell!” the Red mercenary exclaimed. GLaDOS pulled out an eight of Diamonds, a King of Spades, and Queen of Hearts from the deck. The Player thought for a moment and called that bet.
Cloudchaser had a pair of Kings. GLaDOS the pulled out a Jack of Diamonds from the deck. The Player facepalmed in frustration. The AI from Aperture Science finally pulled out a Queen of Clubs from the deck. “Yes!” the purple Pegasus cheered with pride.
“Miss Chaser has… A Full House,” GLaDOS announced, “And our silent friend has… Two Pair, Cloudchaser wins the hand.”
He wasn’t really sure what to do with this hand. But for right now, it was Sam’s turn. “I call,” the anthropomorphic dog said putting some of his chips into the pot. The Player cautiously called the bet.
“I’m staying out of this one,” Ash said pushing his cards away.
“Hang on lads this is though,” Demoman said thinking for a moment before putting the rest of his chips into the pot as well, “All in mate!” The two revealed their hands. The Red mercenary had a pair of fives and the anthropomorphic dog had a pair of threes.
“Sam has… Two Pair,” she announced, “The Demoman has… Two Pair, the Demo wins the hand.”
GLaDOS proceeded to deal the remaining players new hands. The Player was given a nine of Clubs and a six of Spades, he could get a straight with that. He then called the amount of chips as he puts them into the pot. “I call that,” the Demoman said placing the same amount of chips into the pot.
“I call,” Cloudchaser stated placing the same amount of chips into the pot as well. GLaDOS then pulled out an eight of Hearts, seven of Diamonds, and six of Hearts.
“Changelings, Deadites, Demons, Vampires, or maybe your everyday mad scientists,” Ash replied to her.
The two then revealed their cards with the Demoman having a pair of fours. “Yes!” he cheered until GLaDOS pulled out a four of Diamonds, “What?!”
This time the Player was given a pair of nines. “I call,” the Demoman said putting some chips into the pot.
“I’m out,” Demoman said pushing his cards away.
The Player wasn’t surprised by this as he called that. The two of them revealed their hands. Ash had an Ace of Clubs and a five of Hearts. “Crap,” he cursed as they waited for the AI to pull out the final card. She pulled out a nine of Hearts from the deck.
“The Player has… A Full House, and Ash has… Two Pair,” she announced, “The Player wins the hand.”
Now, the Player was given a King of Clubs and a two of Diamonds. He wanted to wait to see what would happen before making a choice. “I call,” Cloudchaser said putting some of her chips into the pot. The Player called that as well.
“So, Demo these freaks you have in your world?” she asked him as the AI pulled out a three of Diamonds, a six of Spades, and a King of Hearts from the deck.
“Well… Let’s see…” he said trying to think of good freaks.
“I’m going all in,” Cloudchaser said putting the rest of her chips into the pot. The Player called that bet.
The Demoman had a pair of threes and Cloudchaser has a six of Clubs and a Jack of Clubs. “This isn’t good for me isn’t it?” the Pegasus asked as they waited for GLaDOS to pull out the final card. She then pulled out a two of Clubs from the deck.
“The Player has won the tournament!” Winslow cheered. The Player turned to look at him.
He then gave the Player the badge. It was in the form of a soldier insignia. As custom in the Red team, the circle and rocket are golden yellow while the rest of the badge was red.
(Ending theme plays)
Author's Note
Okay sorry if I took so long with this chapter guys. It took me a long time to finish this. But thankfully I'm done.