"So uh, how exactly do you plan to stop this uh..." John snapped his fingers trying to remember. "Nightmare moon?"

"The legend said that she must be defeated with something called the elements of harmony.."

"Elements of wha?..." John look dumbstruck.

"Elements Of Harmony...ancient artifacts used to defeat her the first time..but I have no clue where to begin looking for them!" Twilight grew frustrated as she struggled to think.

"Well these books may be a good place to start.." John said pointing to the shelves.

"that sounds like a plan.."

Twilight began searching books for the possible whereabouts of the elements, John was kind enough to assist, even though he could barely read. He had yet to mention, he was rather illiterate. They both began to grow annoyed and frustrated as they searched book after book. Twilight soon began yanking them off the shelves in groups just to speed things up.

"Ohhh elements, elements elements!" she repeated to herself.

"How am i to stop nightmare moon without the elements of harmony!"

"And just what are the elements of harmony?!" Rainbow dash said as she appeared from nowhere, she then changed directions and got in Johns face. "And what were you doing at town hall?! Just what the heck are you anyway?"

"I did not think my day would involve gettin' yelled at by a flyin' blue pony that can talk.."

"And whats that suppose to mean?!"

She was yanked away by Applejack who pulled her away by the tail.

"Simmer down sally." She said.

"Thank you kindly ma'am" John said, tipping his hat to Applejack who tipped hers in turn.

"Do you know exactly whats going on twilight?"

She paused for a moment, taking in a deep breath "I read all about the prediction of nightmare moons return, the only way to stop her is with the elements of harmony, but i have no idea where to begin to look for them!"

Pinkie pie's voice was next to take part in this discussion "The elements of harmony, a reference guide"

Twilight slammed into Pinkie, knocking her out of the way as she stared at the book. "How did you find it?"

"It was under E!" Pinkie pie sang as she hopped around.

John just stood there awkwardly. "So where in tarnation are we looking?"

"Hold your horses" Applejack commented.

"My horses are back at the farm..." John muttered under his breath, he then decided to reach for a cigarette and match as twilight read aloud where they are to go. He didn't really listen, but he did hear twilight snap at him for trying to smoke in a library, he than thought to himself smoking inside a giant hollow tree full of books would be the stupidest thing he's ever done.

"So uh, we all good to go?"

"Yes." Twilight turned to the others. "But uh, i have one request if you dont mind?"

"And that is?" John put his hands on his hips.

"Keep that weapon to yourself mister, Celestia knows what'll happen if you use it again.

John gave a smartass remark. "Id be using another bullet is what would be happening."

"Now is not the time to make jokes!" Rainbow exclaimed.

"Dont be silly!" Pinkie pie hopped all around with a smile. "Jokes are good at any time!"

Rainbow gave an annoyed look then said in a flat voice "What about at a funeral?"

"Silly! Ive sent crying ponies home laughing at funerals! Jokes are good anytime!"

John couldn't help but chuckle, this was one fucked up dream. If it was a dream anyway. Eventually they all left and headed for the Everfree forest, the girls seemed intimidated at the sight of it but John thought Tall tree's was scarier then this place.

Author's Note

HEY EVERYONE! IM BACK! Been having trouble with school and all and then my computer broke <~> So this one will do for now. I pumped this out as fast as i could i hope you guys enjoy it and SORRY for the wait!! D: