Derpy stared into the sky. She didn't know what to do right now. Quickly she had an idea. "Maybe I should write some fan fiction!" she says aloud. She runs around her house, looking for a pen and paper. She found some hiding in a cabnit, which also had some picture Dinky drew for her. She took out a pen and a sheet of paper and wrote down the story.
"It waus a Normal day heur in Ponyvile, when i aet a muffin by slaming my faec in it. Suddenly, Twilght Sparkle fell from teh sky, scraeming like a litle filly. She then triped over toards me, and introdced herself. She sqees and then Pinke Pei was flowting with her hofs at all sids. She gigles, then gaps, when she loked like a baloon.
Twilght and I watched for a moemnt, then she showed me a boooot. The boooot stayed their, while Twilght sat down. Then, she rokcets into Spaec. Then, I se Princess Clestia, and she sqees. Clestia's horn thn grow's a lazar, and shots it at me. I disapear, and I reapear on the mon, with Princess Lna. She was mad at frist, but then I showed her my muffin, and she was happey. Clestia then waks over, snffs the boooot, and ates it. All was happey.
TEH END!"
Derpy smiled at her work. It was a masterpiece! she wrapped up the paper and thought, Maybe Twilight can tell me about my story, and what she thinks! She smiles happily, as she takes the paper and trots over to the library. Derpy opened the door, and Twilight turned to her. "Derpy? What are you doing here? Do you read?" she asked.
She shook her head. "I wanna show you my story!" Twilight takes the story, and begins to read. Her expression turns from : Baffled, Dumbfounded, and Weirded out. "What do you think?" Derpy asked, when she finished. Twilight let out a dry laugh. "Well, it sure was 'interesting'...." Derpy smiles and jumps around with glee. Twilight complemented her story!
Derpy then takes the story from Twilight, and runs to her office at work. She puts the story in a letter, and writes on it "To the Ponyvile Pblisher" She smiles, as she then takes it to the Public Publisher of Ponyville's doorstep. She trots a way, as she hears the door open, and the Stallion that owns the home took it into his home.