Going to Equestria in a heart beat

I lay on top of the couch watching another episode of MLP, The funny thing is that my girlfriend is into it to. Her name is Sally, she wtahced it long then me. I love her, I really do. Even when she hits me on my prized possesion, I still love her. I went to the computer and watched more MLP. MY girlfriend decided to join too and watched it with me. That hoe.

After watching it the screen went blank and me and her couldn't move. My arms were strapped down by a black belt coming. I couldn't move again. I struggled and tried to swipe it away but it wouldn't work so I looked at my girlfriend for help. She was strapped down on a chair and the belts were coming towards her. I screamed and karate chopped them all and the belts went away.

"That was close, I-------"

A portal appeared infront of me. I was sucked in with my girlfriend. Everything went blank.