Ditto's Destruction

by Le_Paw

Rating: teen
Tags: Dark, Comedy, Tragedy, Adventure
Length: 4339

Ditto is a genetic masterpiece, with a checkered past and is the perfect killer But...

Ditto is mysteriously transported from his world to a vividly colored forest. He's soon finds out he's in a almost perfect, utopia like world, almost perfect. He'll meet legends and meths. Celesta is the calmed monarchy figure, She will not allow any imperfections in this peaceful land. A problem emerges when Ditto discovers the inhabitants are not omnivores but friendly herbivores, how will they react with a cannibalistic, weapon welding rabbit. Will he hide in the shadows or will blood be shed.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-04-16 03:01:58 UTC

Slumber Party...

Twilight's Library...

"Pretty bad storm tonight ,huh spike" twilight was boiling some water for some hot coco. "Um Twilight i thank you need to see this!" AppleJack and rainbow dash busted through the door. Still dripping from the rain, rainbow dash had something on back saddle. "TWILIGHTTHEREWASATHANGANDTHEMTJDJDKDJDJOSOALQL!!!!" "Calm down and tell me what happen" "Me and AJ were hunting and we shoot a deer and t-this thing it- it well I-" " It lunged at her" Applejack said butting in. "What is "it"? "This!" Rainbow dash slid the ???!??? Creature off her back."Oh my Celestial! It's a new sepsis." "well can you help it!" "No but Fluttershy can."

Serial hours later...

       "Is it going to make it" rainbow dash said frantically. Fluttershy was warring a apron covered in blue blood."Yes he will. But this is why you two should stop going hunting!" "Where's Twilight?" "She's looking in its satchel" Fluttershy walked over to her most of its possessions were hovering in mid air. One thang stuck out to Fluttershy a foil paper rectangle. "Is- is that a candy bar?" Twilight moved it for closer inspection. "I thank it is? Her,shades?"

        "Do you have any spare rooms for it to recover?" "Yes up the stares and to the right." "I'm going to move him up there" "him?" Twilight was confused how did she know it was a he? "Well I thought if it lunged at RD, well um males are more aggressive." "Makes sense."

          Fluttershy made her way to the room with 'him' in it. She was surprised how light he was. When at Twilights spare room she laid him dow on the bed and knotted a button on his belt. In curiosity she pressed it the creature vanished. Fluttershy was about to scream when she saw a imprint of the creature was still in the bed. She taped where it was can a ripple effect involuted his body and his cloak broke off. Fluttershy was amazed of such a device she need to tell twilight.

       "Twilight I thank we should leave it stuff by it." "Good idea we don't want to make it fell threatened." Maybe we can have a sleep over until it wakes up?" A pink pony appeared in front of Fluttershy "YOU MEAN LIKE A PARTY" "how did you. Oh never mind lets have a sleep over the storms to bad for you to go back home."

In Twilight's spare room...

       'Ugh where am I?' He Tried siting up but pain struck his body. 'Oh ya. Wait are these bandages?' A loud groan came from his belly. 'I'm starving." He turned his head to his satchel which was laying on the cabinet. 'Take it slow.' He got up and moved slowly to the other side of the room. He rummaged through it for his prized candy bar and his journal. He tried the door and it was locked he moved quietly back to the bed.

Down stares...

          "Well Fulttershy what did you find out about the creature during the surgery?" She was holding a notebook. "Well it size suggest it's a child. I don't know why it would try to attack Rainbow Dash." A wave guilt fell over AppleJack.

Also he had one 'thing' that stood out" "well what is it?" "He didn't have a heart beat." Cue the awkward silence. "but its still alive?" Twilight asked. "Oh yes, hes still breathing! But, the poor thing was freezing!" "I'll bring his some blankets" Twilight toke some blankets out of a basket and made her way up stares.

Up stares....

        As Twilight entered the room she froze. The creature was right i front of her. He was eating his candy bar and writing is some leather book. There eyes were locked on each other. The creature let out a startled scream and started to cloak as jumped of the bed. "FLUTTERSHY!!!" Twilight ran down the stares as ditto crawled under the bed.

        "What!?" Fluttershy said confused. "The thing its up!" "Did it attack you!?" "No it vanished!" Fluttershy remembered when she clicked the button on him. "Ok ill go up and try to talk to it." "I'll come along if it try's to attack you" Rainbow Dash said with her fist out. "No you'll just scare it." Rainbow Dash looked down in shame.

Twilights spare room... Again.

            Fluttershy walked in the room, it was dead silent. "Hello?" She looked around the room. "I promise I won't hurt you little guy."  'I've herd that before' he thought to him self. But this was different she sounded honest. He decloaked and tilted his head out from under the bed. "My names Fluttershy I'm friend." She specked slowly. 'Jess I'm not a baby.' He still couldn't talk. 'Maby if I can't talk?' He tugged the covers and his book fell of the bed. He grabbed it and retreated to under the bed. " it's ok I'm not going hurt you." Fluttershy bent over to see what he was doing with the book. A note slid out of under the bed to Fluttershy. It read 'where am I ?' "You can wright?!" He exited out of under the bed and nodded. He stood half the highth of Fluttershy. He pointed back to the note. "Oh you're in Ponyvill." He picked up the book and wrote another note and slid it to her. 'Wheres Ponyvill' "Um where'd you come from?" Instead of writing he turned the pages in his book to a picture of a planet. He pointed to the word  on the bottom of the page. "Era-tha?" 'Close enough' he thought.

         "My friend Twilights going to ask you some questions in a minuet. Is that ok ?" He nodded in agreement.

Interview With A Mad Man.

Canterlot palace...

The palace was on high security, guards where covering the halls. Celestia awoke in a hospital room with guards surrounding her. "What- what happen?!" Luna dismissed the guards and walked over to Celestia. "You fainted after rambling abut something coming to Equestria." A rush of memories flowed back to her like a river."Oh my, I must be not getting enough sleep." They both chuckled but, deep down Celesta knew that something had come to Equestria. And what ever it was, it was evil.

Twilight's Tree house... or, library whatever.

Twilight and the creature were sitting in two couches facing each other. The creature was half the height of twilight and looked like a rabbit of sorts. The other pones were watching from a far in aw. "So um, lets get this interview started." He nodded his head for yes. "Fluttershy said you could write? Is that true?" He nodded for yes again. "can you give an example?" She passed him a piece of paper and a pen. He wrote something on the page and passed it back. 'Next Question?' She put a check on a note book and continued. "Well how did you get here?" 'I have no idea.' "Oh. okay next question then. What is the name of your species?" one again she passed him the paper. he passed it back after a minuet. ' There's only one of my spices.' "what happen to the others?" He looked down and wrote ' I'd rather not say.' "Oh that's fine okay the next question." She flipped her note book. "What is your name?" 'Ditto'. Twilight wrote that down in the spices slot. "Hello Ditto i'm Twilight, that rainbow dash applejack and Fluttershy. I dont know where pinkie is ?Do you mind if i ask what dos this do." She lifted up a small black box. He quickly grabbed the pen and wrote. 'DON'T TOUCH THAT'! He lifted up the page and pointed to it. Twilight dropped it and back away. "What dos it do!" He picked it up and it extended in to a large scythe taller than twilight. the blade was almost two feet long. "Oh okay." He retracted it back in to the form that Twilight found it in. "Next question then." She sat back on the couch nervously. "Next question, can you talk and if so why aren't you?" He pointed to his throght where a scabbed gash was visible."Oh I see." She once again flipped the note pad.

"Ditto do you have a education?" 'somewhat.' "Would you like to take classics in ponyvill?" He nodded. Twilight got off the couch and stud up. "Oh I almost forgot, how old are you?" He thought for a minuet. ' I shouldn't tell them i'm over a hundred years old. Well my life only began when I escaped the lab a few years ago.' 'Long story?' He wrote on the paper. Twilight was confused for a sentence but amused he didn't know "Well you can live here for now." 'thank you.' Fluttershy walked over to Twilight. "Me and Twilight need to talk in privet for a moment. Rainbow dash can led you back to your room." He got up off the couch and walked over to the one he assumed was rainbow dash. Together they walked up the stares.

"So what did you want to talk about?" Fluttershy looked Down in pity. "That scare on his neck, I- I don't thank he'll talk again." Twilights put her head down."Oh okay, i'll tell him tomorrow. I'll wright a letter to Celestea regarding our new 'Friend'"

Meanwhile up stares...

"Hey um." Rainbow dash rubed her neck in shame. "I'm real sorry about shooting you." He grabbed his journal and wrote "don't worry, you're not the first person to shoot me." Ditto smiled and she chucked. He walked in his new room and rainbow dash walked Down stares to join her friends.

Ditto walk up and clime on his bed. He looked out the small window. It stopped raining a few minutes and a rainbow was visible in the dissents. Something was wrong here, he could put his finger on it. But his gut told him, and he learned to trust his gut. But right now he was hungry. Ditto picked up his candy and started to nibble at it. He need something else, back on earth he hunted,  Humans. They were tasty, he didn't like to eat living things but he need to. He was already practical skin n' bones. Also he knows that he hast to find a new way to communicate. And the inhabits here are some type of horse, maybe a pony? One of them had a horn another had wings. Ditto laid back in his bed exhausted from his day. ' Maybe this place isn't so bad '

???

Ditto awoke in a dark but familiar room. A light on the ceiling turned on almost blinding him. The walls and floor were white marble. There was a window on the right side of the room. large silhouette of fore people were behind the glass. " Where am I?!" He shouted. In the background there was demonic laughing slowly getting louder." Let me out!" the laughing was ear shattering. He cringed and garbed his head." Make it stop!" In the meta of the screaming there was something else. wake up wake up   wake up!

Dittos eyes shot open. Twilight was standing next to his bed."You were mumbling in your sleep." Ditto rested his head on his hand."Bad dream?" Twilight asked. He nodded, and looked back up. He tried to talk but suddenly remembered his predicament. Ditto Coughing up some of his blood on a rag that he gabbed of the night stand."Are you okay!?" Twilight was worried, he nodded 'yes'."Do you need any thing? Some water maybe?" Once again he nodded. Twilight when down stares to get him a glass of ice water.' I need to go shopping, I wonder what the currency is here?'  Ditto thought to him self...

Shopping spree

Twilight's Library...

Twilight Returned to Dittos side. "I think you just need to rest for today." The glass of water was hovering in mid air with a purple mist that seemed to glow. The second Ditto saw it he jumped up in the bed."Oh you don't have magic in your world!?" He shuck his head for 'NO' "Well only unicorns can use it. And its sorta hard to explain." He calmed back down seeing there was no threat.

"So I need to go to meet the mayor today so ill have to go. Do you need anything else?" 'no' .Twilight had many official dutys from the princesses to attend to. Ditto licensed closely as she walked down the stares to the door. *click click* 'dam she locked it'. He need to get out to get some supply's. He got up and looked around for something he could brake out with. A gentle breeze hit him he turned ad saw the window was cracked . 'How did i not see that?' He wrote a note for twilight for when she returned.He didn't want her running around trying to find him. Ditto cloaked as he jumped out the window, onto the dirt rode. He left his scythe inside, Not expending to fight today. But if so he can handle what ever this new world will through at him.

Streets of Ponyvill...

Ditto worked his way threw the alleys uncloaked. He looked throw the dumpsters for what he needed. He found a large green patchwork jacket that he could ware out on the streets. Ditto put it on and slung the hood on. 'Why do they have close and not wear them?' "Hey" Ditto was shocked that someone had sneaked up on him."Y-you got any spare bits kid?" 'oh he thanks i'm a child good. Wait whats bits? Maybe its the currency here, he dose seem poor.' He shook his head for no. "Maybe you need some convincing!" The ragged pony garbed a broken bottle on the ground. Dittos brain when to fight or flight mode.' I could take him, easy. But I don't need the law on me right now'. He turned around and made a run for it. "What are you chicken!?" As he turned the corner he cloaked him self. The mugger ran out looking around for him.

Ditto stooped ruining around a shopping district. His cloak was running low on charge. He need to get to cover.

Ditto ran into a appliance shop.The cashier was asleep, and seem more wealth than the other pony. He went over his mental shopping list.'What do i need, OH a collar. And um a toaster, and some blood. Wait what?' He swatted at his head 'stop it brain'! He turned to corner and saw the toasters were over by the sleeping employ. He quickly thought up a plan.

Ditto slowly tiptoed to the shelf. He nervously griped a box the lower of the stack. A quick yank and the tower fell." Huh, What?!" Ditto seeing his plane failed grabbed the box and ran out the door. "Help, thief!" 'Shit!' He was confronted by multiple ponies in shining armor.

Twilight's library...

"Ditto i'm home early!" Twilight said entering the house. She closed the door and trotted up stares. "Ditto?" she gasped in shock seeing there was no Ditto, only a note. 'How could i leave him alone! Celesta is gonna kill me!' It took a few seconds to see it. "huh?" she opened it in confusion.

' Dear Twilight- I regret to inform you that i will be going shopping today. You know site see and learn my way around this new town. Do not threat, I can take care of my self. I'll be back around dusk.  Ditto-

Out Side The Appliance Store...

Ditto was taped but exactly fore guards. "Drop the toaster!" One of them demanded." 'Dam I'll need to make a jump'. He was thinking of teleporting. It was a primitive move among the testificates, but tend to have heavy recoil. It was only to be used in a emergence, this seemed like one.

Ditto griped the toaster box and concentrated on his new accommodation. The last thing the guards herd was a WUSH sound, and the thief vanished. Instead of a settle landing, he found himself breaking through the window he escaped out of. Twilight still reading the letter was started from the nose up stares. Ditto laid in the pile of broken glass, and if that was'int bad enough he felt a sharp pain in his stomach. Followed by Twilight's screaming when entering the room. It was quite the situation with Ditto laying face first in a puddle of his own blood, glass shards littering the ground. And the unusual dented toaster box in the corner.

"Ditto are you okay, what in the name of Celesta happen to you!" Ditto almost forgot about the recoil untell it hit him. (somewhat literately) Ditto felt his abdomen trust into the ground, shattering the wood planked floor. Twilight jumped back seeing the a blueish explosion around him. Twilight scanned his vital signs, they were not good. Her mind instantly turned to Finding the only doctor that could help him, Fluttershy.

A few hours later

"And then he just flew in the window!" Twilight finished explaining the story to Fluttershy while enter the house. They both entered the room. Both ponies were awestruck, the creature calmed to be dead was sitting on the bed picking glass out of his wound. "I thought you said gravely injured?" Fluttershy said with confusion. "he was?" Ditto looked up from his wounds and waved at Twilight, and when back to removing glass fragments.

Treasure Hunt

Canterlot Palace...

A exhausted princesses Luna walked into the glamorizes throne room, to a expecting Celestia. "Are you okay sister, you look terrible." "I haven't been able to get any sleep lately, somepony in ponyvill is having horrible nightmares." Celestia pondered if the new creature in equesta, had a conscious? She knew for sure that it had arrived, via a letter from her apprentices twilight sparkle. She did not tell this to her beloved sister, her emotions will judgement. She could find out more of this creature from his most personal dreams. "Why don't you just peer into there dreams?" Luna was visibly offended by this  purposed invasion of privacy. "You know i need permission to enter someponys dream!?" Celestia quickly rebutled "I know, know. But you look so stressed, If you look in there dream you might be able to help them." Luna's expression changed from anger to understanding. "Maybe you're right, i'll think about it tonight."

Twilight's library...

Both ponies were watching with dropped jaws as Ditto finished taking the last shard of glass out of his neck. "Um can I have a word with you Fluttershy?" said Twilight as she slowly closed the door. They walked down the stars and just looked at each other not knowing what to say. Until PinkPie the recently absent pony jumped from the kitchen. "Hay Twilight i never gave Ditto his welcome party!" "Well we have bigger problems right now Pinkie." "We need to put him to sleep. He might be seriously hurt" Fluttershy added. "I have some aphrodisiacs, but we need him to digest it." All three ponies thought about it until Fluttershy said "Oh! I have an apple AJ gave me, will that work?" "perfect!"

Twilight sorted through her medical cabinet until she found a small corked bottle and a syringe. She penetrated the tip of the needle in the cork tell it hit the liquid, she retracted the base and the syringe was filled with a blue serum. she punctured the apple with the needle and injected the blue drug."I'll give it to him." said Fluttershy. Twilight handed the tainted apple to Fluttershy, and she walked up stares.

"Um hello Ditto?" Fluttershy open the door slowly seeing Ditto writing in his journal. He stopped and turned to the back to wright a note.[ 'Sorry about the window :<'] "Oh its okay Twilight can fix it easily, Um i brought you some food!" she held up the apple and set it on the bed. This was odd, and Ditto knew it. Fluttershy had all was been a bad lair. He gawked at the apple, then picked it up for closer observation. Ditto was a cannibal but he still sometime ate fruit when he was starved. He  blew off his suspicions and bit into the juicy apple. Fluttershy waited for him to faint or fall over, but he didn't. What Fluttershy didn't know is that Ditto had developed a tolerance to most aphrodisiacs. Ditto seemed a bit confused at the colors of the core. He grabbed his and started writing, before finishing Twilight walked into the hallway and peeked her head in.

'Do all apples here have blue cores?' "Well actually th-" *BEEP* Ditto turned to the culprit of the sound his bag. Ditto open it and looked for what could make a beep.*BEEP* The radio repeated, it was a rusted antique Ditto acquired during the Christmas day brake out.*BEEP* It was a signal no, a relay signal and it was in the fifty mile radius. 'I Need to go NOW!'

Ditto grabbed his bag and was getting retry to track this wired anomaly. "No! You need to stay and recover." Twilight said. Ditto ignored her and walked to the window seal. "Stop now!" Twilight demanded, she started charging her horn. Ditto grabbed his note book an wrote a note, ripped it out and handed it to her. She let her horn stop charging and looked at the note. 'You better not miss :3' Ditto jumped out the window and cloaked as he fell.

Sweet Apple Acres...

It had been a long day for AppleJack. It was the middle of the apple-bucking season, Big Mac had been out with the pony flu leaving Applejack with extra work. But the day was coming to an end with Celestia's sun going down. She exited the barn to see a streak of light go across the sky. "What a beautiful shooting star!" She said. Her thoughts turned quickly seeing the star was falling strait down, it was heading for the barn. AppleJack started  gaping away from the impacted point.

Streets of ponyvill

Ditto was tracking the source of the relay beacon, when he saw a fire ball heading for the "acres of the apples." He ignored the turning heads of the guards as he ran down mid-street. He was surprised when nobody was chasing him, he expected at least a flew cops. Ditto assumed that they had forgot the altercation.

When arriving at Sweet Apple Acres Ditto saw knowable smoke cumming from the barn house. "What are y'all varmint doing here?!" Ditto recognized the voice and turned around slowly. He jumped when he saw the barrel of a shotgun pointed in his face. He examined the somewhat threatening pony, she was no murderer. Ditto had a way of telling, something in the eyes gave it away. "Well, Get to talking, or'a writing, you thing!? Or Get the Buck of my property!" AppleJack demanded  waving the gun. Ditto was in no mode to negotiate. His expression instantly changed from surprised to serious as he grabbed the barrel of the gun and pointed it back at her. Ditto through the gun aside seeing the threat had been mostly eliminated.

"Greatness From Small Beginnings"

          A small creature flickered his eyes. He was in a dense forest but the area was scorched around him 'where the heck am I?' the disoriented creature thought. He looked around, nobody was there. "HEL-" his cry for help was cut short from a build up of something in his neck. He spat up a dark blue liquid He knew it as blood. 'Dam where'd I get all Thesis bruises?' He look over him self seeing small dark spots over him.

              'I better check my inventory' he pulled up his satchel  that was resting next to him.' One compact stealth scythe' He took out a small blade with a smaller poll attached. With a swift flick of it the poll extended to twice the size of the creature. 'In working condition.' He retracted the blade and turned back to the satchel 'One candy bar' he wondered if the land was scorched wouldn't this be melted? He snapped out of his thoughts and continued sorting his bag. 'Journal, check. Radio ,check.'  He check his armor. It was an advance stealth cloak model F-13. 'I better get going'. He grabbed his bag when he knowledge it was starting to rain.

Meanwhile in the royal palace...

        "Tia is something wrong" a purple mare looked at her sister that was holding her head. "Something has come to equestrian!" "Do you want me to right twilight!" "NO LUNA Shell-!" The alicorn fell on the ground with a thud. " GUARDS!!! HELP!!! "

Back to the forest...

      The creature made a small out post in the branch of a huge tree. 'The rains getting worse' he thought to him self. He heard a crunch if grass and instantly activated his cloak.  What could it be a bounty hunter a monster or even worse a land shark. H tilted his head over. A large deer was eating grass and looking around. He released a sigh of relief. "Line up the shot." A voice whispered. He could not hear him over the rain. 'I should go ask for directions'. He jumped down next to the deer right when the pony shoot. The deer fell on the ground dead. "What is that thing!!!" The two burly figures exited a bush. He started to was back words when he slipped on the wet leaves and let out a scream of fear. 'There going to kill me, NOPE NOPE NOPE'. He stared to cloak when one if the blurry figures shouted "Shoot it" the other blur was rich with colors, almost like a rainbow. Three shots went off. His blue blood slated on the mud. "What do we do with it applejack?" "We take it to Twi" " I- I thank it's still alive" "then we better hurry!"