Joel—from Naughty Dog's latest sexually stimulating instalment to the zombie genre, The Last of Us—has found himself at the mercy of Equestria, following the events of the Academy ambush in Colorado. Unknown to him what is happening as he remains in this limbo-esque state, he can only cope as he tries to find a way back into his own world to protect Ellie and shoot other people's faces once again.

Mostly a 'rule of funny', comedic, slice-of-life tale, written because TLoU and ponies make for the best headcanons and 'cause I ship Meghan McCarthy and Neil Druckmann. Also because every LoU crossover on this site rolls in a pool of kangaroo piss with its over-serious storytelling, and I'd like to lighten that up a bit.

Spoilers, yo. Also, there's some circle-jerking going on. Not a whole lot, but it's definitely there. A few characters and gags were taken from my friend 'Purpose Porpoise', right down to a character who contributes to the very premise of his HiE fic. Look at this as something of a sequel to that if it helps, but you don't need familiarity with it in order to read the story. Either way, it makes for a very minute part of the fic, so it won't detract from your experience much at all. That said, you may carry on…

Kinda racist. Don't read if you're a little bit- sensitive. A little bit sensitive. That's why I was gonna say, moderators.