Applejack Boops a Horn

by blakfayt

Rating: mature
Tags: Applejack, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Alternate Universe, Other, Sex, Human
Length: 4134

Driving home from work, Joshua Smith picks up a very unlikely hitch hiker.

Driving home from work, Joshua Smith picks up a very unlikely hitch hiker.

First ever attempt at clop. It's pretty light in my opinion, and therefore sucks, but it was the best I had for an idea. Based on an image I can no longer find. Also, do you tag human characters as other, or do they qualify for OC status?

Published 2013-08-04 05:10:01 UTC
Last updated 2013-08-04 05:10:01 UTC

A Horn is Booped

It was nights like tonight that made Josh depressed that his old pick up truck ran as quietly as it did. Most of those old ones sounded like a pack of bears fighting a pack of cougars, and felt like you were right in the middle of it while driving it too. His old beat up standard didn't do either. It wasn't the quietest vehicle on the road, but it wasn't obscenely loud either. Which normally was a fantastic thing, but after a hard, hot day of work he was close to passing out at the wheel. He also cursed the air conditioning for breaking in the middle of Summer, of all times.

“Least it's night time, getting a bit cool out too,” he mused, glad that no one else was with him.

Joshua was what he, at least, considered the average country boy. Long days of working on his brother's farm, slightly muscular, lightly tanned, with golden brown hair. This didn't stop him from being incredibly self conscious of the slight Southern twang in his voice. It wasn't nearly as thick as his brother's, or his father's, but it was there. In fact, he'd often blamed its lack of thickness for many of his issues with it. If it was a richer accent then maybe he'd come across as much more of what the city folks he'd met would think a cowboy sounded like. Instead he came across as a redneck. At least that's what Alyssa had told him.

He ground his teeth at the thought of her. He'd spent his last years of High School trailing her like a lost puppy, and when he finally confessed, after he'd gotten a job, carried her stuff, gone shopping with her, paid for the things he'd carried all across the mall for her when they'd gone shopping, she told him he was 'too redneck' for her. The next couple of years had gone about the same way. Every girl he'd met ended up hating him for that accent, or what they thought the accent meant.

Normally he might try and calm down by listening to some music, and he grudgingly admitted to loving country. He couldn't stand the modern stuff now though, he felt the men that wrote the songs had never met a real woman, cause the fact for him was, women do not like a country boy. And if it wasn't that it would be some other song about how great it was to be country, and he just wasn't in the mood for that. Finally he decided to grab his own CD.

Looking at the road ahead, and checking his rear view for any oncoming traffic, Josh reached to the right, under the passenger seat for the case. And it was about that time he saw it, just out of the corner of his eye. Some kind of animal, about four feet tall, came bounding out of the forest on his right. Shouting curses he slammed on the breaks, praying to God he wouldn't hit the thing. Two very strange things happened when he did so. The first was that the creature ducked down and seemed to cover its head with its front legs, and two, a hat flew off its head as the truck skidded to a stop.

Josh sat there, hands gripping the wheel, heart pounding, lungs gasping for air, waiting for the deer, or whatever it was, to get up and move. After several agonizing minutes it didn't, and Josh began to fear it had some how died. Cautiously he opened the driver's side door and stepped out. Immediately something caught his eye, a hat. Curious, he bent down and picked it up. It was a cowboy hat, a generic one, brown, rather plain. As he stepped around the door and slammed it shut, a voice called out from the night.

“Hey! That's mine partner!”

Joshua blinked and looked for the source of the voice. It was female, and had the right kind of country accent that made his heart beat just a bit faster. Not to mention, it was a rather attractive voice. Confused as to where the owner of the voice was he continued looking all around, until he noticed the creature he'd nearly hit was standing. It was a pony. His original estimate of four feet was slightly off. The beast was maybe three and a half, coming to just about over his abdomen. For some reason her mane and tail were styled, and she had some kind of branding on her flank. He stared at the beast for a minute more before getting the shock of his life.

“Ah said, that's mah hat,” the pony spoke.

Josh did a double take. Then looked at the hat. “I must be out of my damn mind. I knew I was tired, but I didn't think I'd be hallucinatin'.”

“What are you talkin' about,” the pony asked.

“Well, you. You can't be real. Horses don't talk!”

“Well of course they don't, but ah'm a pony. There's a difference.” She said it in a strangely dignified manner.

“Yeah,” Josh chuckled, “Ponies are smaller.”

The mare gave him a flat look. “Ha ha, very funny. Y'all gonna give me mah hat back?”

Shrugging Josh walked over and tossed it at her, “Why not? S'not like you're real or anything.”

She raised a hoof, catching the hat deftly in it, then put it on and adjusted it. While Josh looked on in bemusement. A talking pony hallucination with a hat and hooves that acted like hands? If he wasn't so straight laced he might question if he was high on something. Shoot, he might still wonder if he was high all things considered.

“Well, alright then hallucination, I'll just be on my way. Take care.”

“Mah name is Applejack, not hallucination, and I'm also NOT a hallucination. I'm a pony.”

“Yes, a pony I'm hallucinating because I haven't slept in almost a whole day now. If you'll please get off the road or... ya know what? You're not real I can probably just drive right-”

His words were cut off by Applejack, as she called herself, turning and kicking him in the stomach with her back legs. Propelling him off the middle of the two lane road and into the brush on the side with a loud 'oof!' Steadily getting to his feet, feeling for any broken bones, Josh looked at the pony again. He'd heard about feeling hallucinations like they're real, but he was pretty sure they didn't buck you a solid two yards. The reality of this creature sat in, and the country boy started to devolve quickly.

“W-w-what are you?!”

Applejack rolled her eyes, “Ah'm a pony. And ah guess by the fact that ah don't know what you are, an' you don't know what ah am, this isn't Equestria.”

Josh blinked, “Equestria? What the hell is that?”

Applejack blinked in kind, “What in the name of Celestia is hell?”

The pair stood there for a minute. Josh knee deep in weeds and sticks, the pony standing in the headlights of Josh's truck. Until another pair of headlights crested the hill up the road, less than a mile away, bringing Josh back to reality again. Moving quickly, he got Applejack to move around to the other side of his truck and climb in the passenger side, then sprinted back around to his side, jumped in, and started driving. He only hoped the two vehicles would be moving fast enough that the other driver wouldn't notice that Josh had a half sized horse in his. Things were tense as they passed each other, and for a long while after. Finally Josh breathed a sigh of relief, then realized he'd just kidnapped a talking horse.

Glancing to the side at Applejack he found the mare in roughly the same state of shock he was. She had her front hooves on the dash, her teeth mashed together, and eyes wide with fear. Eventually she looked at him, and he stopped the truck as gently as he could in his freaked out condition. Meaning they both rocked forward so hard Josh about clocked himself with the steering wheel. Breathing hard again, he looked once more at Applejack.

“Sorry,” he half shouted, “I didn't know what to do! If someone else saw you it'd be impossible to explain. … Even I don't know how to explain! What are you? Where are you from?!”

Applejack shook her head, and looked at the human. “Ah've told ya a dozen times now, ah'm a pony. Ah come from Equestria, where ponies are kinda the top dog. Metaphorically.”

“Okay, how'd you get here?”

“Mah friend Twilight, she's a unicorn-”

“Oh, of course.”

“Yeah, well, she can use magic cause she's a unicorn, and she was trying out some kinda spell and then the next thing ah know ah'm in the dark, in a forest, and it sounds like there's wolves out there. So ah ran.”

Josh pondered it for a time. It was possible this was all in his head, though the hoof marks on his dash and the way she'd kicked him across the road said otherwise. Alternatively he was sitting in a truck with the most incredible creature to ever exist, a talking pony! Well, okay, maybe a talking dog would be better, but still. Animals didn't talk, but this one did. Topping that she said she was from a whole world of talking ponies!

Now Joshua was a soft hearted guy. He wasn't thinking anything bad about this mare, he wasn't thinking about selling her to science or making her a side show attraction. Rather, he was concerned about this. It was possible her friend was here too, just as lost as she was, and there were a surprising number of unscrupulous people in the world. And if this unicorn could use magic it would be horrible for her to fall into someone's hands.

“I'll tell you what. Why don't you stay at my place tonight, then tomorrow we'll come back here and look through them woods for your friend.”

Applejack looked out the window. “Ah don't know, ah'm worried about her. She ain't exactly the most rough and tumble mare. A lot of them aren't.”

“... A lot of them?”

“It was me and mah five friends. Two of us earth ponies, two unicorns, and two pegasus.”

Josh gaped, “Pegasus? As in ponies with wings? Wait, are you saying that ALL of your friends might be out there?”

Applejack shrugged, “Ah don't know, but ah do know that a few of them wouldn't be able to survive a forest full of angry critters all night.”

“Well, if you say so, but it's so dark outside it'd be nearly impossible to find them.”

Continuing to look out the passenger window, AJ thought on that. “Ah guess you're right,” she said finally, “It's a lot darker here than Equestria at night. Ah just hope nothing bad happens to 'em.”

Josh sighed, “Me either.”

“Ya ain't even met them.”

“Yeah, but they're friends of yours, so I hope nothing bad happens to them either. Wouldn't feel right to find out y'all got hurt by my world here.”

As Josh put the truck back into gear, he noticed the mare next to him start to shiver. It might have been hot inside his truck, sitting in the sun all day like it had, but outside it was cooling down quite a lot, and the ground was already wet with dew. Josh knew, she'd bucked him right into it. Putting his foot on the break to keep the truck stopped, he unbuttoned his shirt, and handed to her.

“What's this?”

“It's my shirt. I know it won't fit you but, well it's more than warm enough in here for me and your shaking like a leaf in Fall.”

Applejack thought to protest, but then decided against it. She was cold, and it was a nice gesture. She took the garment and gently tossed it over her shoulders, pulling it down around her front hooves. After a moment she sighed as the warmth seeped into her fur and skin. Satisfied with her actions, Josh started the truck moving down the road. Along the way he started talking to her, mostly trying to keep himself awake. He was surprised at how much they ended up having in common. They were both farmers, from farming families, and lived outside
small towns. Though Josh didn't have a little sister, and all his grandparents were dead.

As the drive continued, Applejack found herself feeling slightly disturbed. She'd met this human, as he'd called himself, less than an hour ago, and already she felt like she'd told him everything about her. They were kindred spirits, she shared the same issues he had with women with stallions back in Equestria. Even by farming standards many around Ponyville considered her rather country. They didn't need a pony as refined as Rarity, but even Applejack admitted that she had some difficulty being anything more fancy than what she was. Of course some ponies took this as a bad sign. She did her best to work around it, but always seemed to end up driving the guys away. This might not have mattered much, but it was something else that left her feeling disturbed with herself. In the thirty minutes she'd come to know this human, she wanted him. Physically.

Even as she sat there next to him, casually talking about day to day things she could feel herself getting moist. She was glad the inside of the truck was dark, because she was feeling as bright as a red delicious, and the scent coming off his shirt wasn't helping her any. The smell of sweat, dirt, and heat. It was a smell she knew well, it reminded her of home, and it made her happy. As did the man next to her. She felt strangely safe, even though they were flying down the road at speeds only Rainbow Dash could top.

On the other side of the truck cab, Josh was having the same problems. He felt a very deep connection to this mare. It was strange for him, and even worse was how as time went on she seemed to become more attractive to him. The way her mane was tied up, her voice, and those large, emerald eyes. After a while he'd had to settle for keeping an eye on the road, silently vowing to look only at it, or else he might do something he'd regret. At first he'd tried to imagine her as a human. Average height, tan a bit like he was, with long golden hair in that ponytail, and freckles. Looking nice in a pair of tight jeans and cowboy boots. Slowly though, this image faded and all he could see in his mind's eye was the mare next to him. The worrisome part was how his penis reacted. He was very aware of how much more it throbbed against his leg when the image went from human back to pony. And he cursed it internally.

He was a country boy, but not to that kind of level. He'd been raised with good morals, and the mare next to him was slowly breaking them down. Her voice, her eyes, her laugh. No matter how much he berated himself, no matter how he told his brain that what it wanted to have sex with was basically a horse, his member stayed hard. A very painful hard. Josh could not find a single instance in his life where he'd felt this aroused.

After another ten minutes of casual talk, both parties trying to hide their sexual desires, they arrived at Josh's house. It was an old two story house that had belonged to his grandfather, and had given it to Josh when he passed. It was right on the outskirts of town, but he still had neighbors close by. Parking in the drive way, he got out and circled around to Applejack, and opened her door.

“Oh, right, here,” she said, removing the shirt she'd kept around her the whole trip.

Joshua took the shirt, and was about to thank her when he saw something. A small puddle underneath the mare, glistening in the dome light of the truck. Josh knew what it was from a single glance, and kept staring at the spot even after Applejack covered it up with her hooves and looked away.

“Ah'm sorry! Ah don't know what it was, ah just... Ah...”

Glancing around, Josh climbed back into the truck through the passenger door, AJ scooting aside slightly, confused, as he did. He laid the shirt down on the puddle, and sat facing her. Slowly he reached out and ran a hand through her mane, surprised at how soft it was.

“Josh? What are you-?”

Blushing as the dome light started to fade, Josh unbuckled, unbuttoned, and unzipped his pants, pulling them down slightly and letting his fully erect cock jump out. Applejack gave a small gasp at the sight. It wasn't as large as some of the stallions she'd seen, or the ones that she'd had, but it was close, and the shape was way different. She was transfixed by it until the light faded and the pair were left in the light of the half moon.

“I've been like this for maybe fifteen minutes now,” Josh said, using the darkness as a chance to avert his eyes. “I don't know why, but... AJ? I think you're sexy. It's-it's wrong maybe, because you're not human, and I'm not a pony but...”

The rest of his complaint was cut off by the tan mare throwing herself on top of him, and locking their lips together. Josh was surprised at first, but quickly fell into the kiss, brushing his tongue along hers, wrestling with it. Feeling the inside of her mouth, her large flat teeth were completely different from his, and her saliva was oddly bittersweet. Very floral, but not quite as much grass as he expected. Likewise, Applejack was exploring his mouth as best she could. Despite being smaller than him in height, her tongue was larger than his by almost half, though it managed to get inside his mouth easy enough, she didn't have the dexterity that his tongue was showing in hers.

When the kiss broke, the couple panting, Applejack's hooves on Josh's shoulders, and Josh running his hands across the back of her flanks, he became aware of a wet, warm sensation on his lower abdomen. Gently, he moved his hand around her flank and rubbed her moist slit with his finger, causing the cowpony to gasp and shake.

“WHOA NELLY! What are you doing with those?!”

“It's called foreplay.”

“Sugarcube, ah'm ready. If you want to do this,” she moved off him and turned around, moving her tail to the side showing off her drenched lower lips in the moonlight, “then saddle up.”

He gulped, then slowly moved forward. … Then quickly realized that on his knees their parts wouldn't meet up properly. Muttering, Josh got into a half sitting position, sliding his legs under Applejack's, much to the mare's bewilderment. He placed his hands on her flanks, and slowly guided her to his tip. It took a moment for Applejack to catch on, but when she did she chuckled a bit. The thought hadn't occurred to her that they might not be completely compatible height wise. They both hissed slightly as their mutually unfamiliar genitals fully came together.

Curious about the shape and feel of the cock inside her, already knowing how different it was by sight, Applejack clenched her vaginal muscles around it. This caused the questions about how different mare parts were from human women to completely exit Josh's mind. It was like a vice. It had started out a little loose maybe, but not uncomfortable, then suddenly she tensed and it was like she was trying to milk him. His loud moan gave the feeling away and AJ unclenched.

“Sorry, partner, ah was just getting a feel for ya.”

“Fuck, you did that? Like, you can just do that?” Josh exclaimed.

“Yeah?”

“Oh god, that was... I'm not sure how exactly to describe that. It felt like you were crushing it, but it felt good.”

“Aw, shucks. C'mon now, any mare can do that.”

“Maybe, but human girls can't. Alright, let me just...”

Recovering, Josh gripped either side of Applejack and started to move her backside up and down, moving himself when he felt capable. It was very awkward, the truck cab was fairly small, and low ceilinged. He felt almost like he was using her rather than having sex with her, though her moans said otherwise.

“Oh, Celestia~ don't stop, Josh.”

He gasped, “I'm barely doing anything yet, AJ.” Suddenly her walls tightened again, not nearly as tight this time, but it started feeling much better for both of them. He sped up, the movements between them quickly becoming equal, with Josh thrusting as much into AJ as she was slamming into him.

He tilted his head back in ecstasy, letting his body take control of the movements as he lost himself to the pleasure. Applejack was getting rather lost too, her eyes were slightly glazed and Josh no longer needed to guide her rump as she bounced up and down on his member. She had never been this ready for a male, and it had not only shown, she could feel it as well. She felt every inch of him inside her, every twitch and throb, and it made her want more.

Thinking ceased and all that existed was the panting, moaning, and wet slapping. All of which drove the couple wild with lust. Josh doing everything he could to push deeper, even though his entire cock was inside the mare, and her pleasure was sloshed all over his seats and jeans. Conversely Applejack was trying to get him as deep as possible, loosening up as he thrust inside, and clamping down as they pulled apart. As they continued her tongue lolled out of her head, consumed only with the thought of the dick inside her.

“Harder!” she moaned.

“Oh fuck, AJ, this is-” he was cut off by another loud moan and decided to simply respond by speeding up and pounding as hard as he could from his limited vantage point. AJ responded with a small whiny of joy, and started to slam into him faster as well.

The seats and door were creaking incredibly loud, but could barely be heard by either as their panting and moaning increased. AJ had lost control and her marehood was simply clinging to Josh's cock constantly. Josh had noticed this and was now quickly reaching climax. Determined to show this mare a good time, he pushed himself further, and his efforts were rewarded by Applejack's sweet voice moaning his name.

He could feel it, his balls tensed as he pushed inside once more and AJ's pussy gripped him again, harder than any time before. His head fell back, his mind blanking in orgasmic bliss, and opened his mouth to moan a warning as Applejack's head nodded to the side in the same kind of bliss. Just as his balls twitched, and he felt the hot fluid begin to rise from them, AJ's orgasm already in play spraying mare cum all over his already soaked pants, there came a noise.

A horrible, loud blaring noise. It drown out Josh's ejaculation warning, Applejack moaning his name, and woke the neighbors. In her bliss, Applejack had bumped the truck horn with her nose. Tired, completely wiped out, legs almost numb from the position they'd had sex in, Josh couldn't even move. AJ recoiled, the sound waking her from the euphoria, and she quickly glanced back at Josh. He shared her worried look, but also looked half dead. It was at this point she noticed the substantial load he'd shot inside her, and bit her lip in embarrassment. She couldn't deny it felt good, so warm inside her.

He knew they should be worried about the neighbors. If even one of them decided to come investigate the truck they'd find a rather large mess, the scent of sex, and him with a horse. But he didn't care. Josh smiled and held his arms open for his lover. The mare was worried, but still crawled over and laid on top of him. He wrapped his arms around her, and kissed her again on the lips. The neighbors could go fuck themselves. He'd had sex with a pony, a magic talking pony, and it was the best sex he'd ever had.