Chapters I woke up at 8:00 Am letting out a big yawn. I got up to put on my black pajama pants and walked downstairs. I'm just an ordinary Black Teen, I have black hair and brown eyes and my height is 5"7. My name is Najmi (Na-gee-me) Porche it's Arabian but I'm not Arabian it's just the name, I'm also 17.
After going down the stairs, I walked to the kitchen to get some break feast. I decided to eat some pop tarts; I walked to the cabinet and took it out and ripped open the wrapper that kept it sealed. I put the pop tarts in the toaster and waited for them to be ready.
My puppy came through the small door from the backyard and barked excitedly at me. He is a Maltese with shaggy white fur and he is the size of a football; he has hazel eyes and he wears a green shirt that I and my family bought him from Petsmart, we named him Bogey because my parents really loves Golf. I picked him up.
"What's sup Bogey, how did you sleep?" I asked him. He stared at me with crust in his eyes.
"Yep, it looks like you slept well." I said to him. I put him down and sat on my black couch, I had a big screen T.V. and an Xbox 360 with only 4 games because I just bought the 360 not to long ago. The 4 games I have are Left 4 Dead, Dead Rising, and Dead Space 1 and 2.
The kids at my school talk about how great Black Ops and Modern Warfare 2 are but I'm not really a fan of military games, I've been thinking about getting Skyrim. I heard the toaster dinged and I stood up and walked over to it, I picked up the warm pop tarts and put them on a plate.
I grabbed a cup from the cabinet and opened up my refrigerator and grabbed the orange juice and poured it into my cup and put the orange juice back into the refrigerator. I grabbed my cup and plate and sat at my table and I began eating and drinking my food while Bogey was lying on the couch. My parents were gone for their honeymoon and they trusted me to look after the house since I'm old enough, I was on summer vacation so I was happy I had no school for a while.
After I ate my food, I put the cup and plate into the kitchen sink and turned on my T.V. and my Xbox 360, I pondered on what game I should play. After pondering for a few seconds I decided to play my most favorite game; Dead Space 2. I completed Dead Space 1 and 2 but I still haven't played Dead Space: Extraction and Dead Space: Severed.
I took the disk out and put it in and sat on the couch with Bogey. The game came on and I loaded my last save point, I couldn't do impossible mode because it was hard as fuck, so I chose Zealot mode. Isaac is the most bad ass alien fighter I ever seen, right next to Master Chief.
Sure Master Chief may be a super soldier but Isaac is just an ordinary guy that got thrusted into trying to save his girlfriend and stopping the Necromorph pestilence, that's what makes him so awesome. I held the 360 controller to make Isaac run from those damn slashers. I selected the Line Gun and shot the disk made out of plasma at them that cut their legs and arms off.
"Fuck yeah! Take that you ugly sons of bitches!" I said as the slashers made dying sounds. I was wearing the Advanced Suit that reduced my Stasis recharge by 50%. I'm really glad they didn't bring in the Twichers from the first game; they are fast as hell and a bitch to kill. I was at Chapter 14 in the game in the Earth Gov sector trying to destroy the Marker that causes Dementia and Schizophrenia to anyone who touches or even looks at the Marker.
The Lepers were the most annoying as hell Necromorphs in the game, they used to be Humans but below their waist were legs used to be, transformed into a stinger and their mouth spilt open to their sides and they have powerful tusk like teeth coming up and down from their mouth.
Since they don't have any legs, they crawl only using their forearms and they attack you with their stinger like a Scorpion. One of the Lepers jumped at Isaac, but before he could reach him, I had him use his Stasis on the basterd. The Stasis Module is a special device that slows down fast objects or enemies; it is very useful for escaping or Crowd Control.
I selected the Pulse Rifle and unleashed a volley of bullets on the Leper as he was slowed down by the Stasis. The bullets ripped through his body, I shot off his forearms, head, and tail. I stopped firing and the Stasis wore off and it crumpled into a heap on the ground. Blood was flowing out of its neck and arms; it was nothing but a big pile of flesh on the ground. A Slasher came running to me after I killed it.
The Slashers used to be Humans but they grew extra arms on their back with scythes on them, their face was twisted and disfigured by the Necromorph Virus. The Necromorphs are way stronger then the zombies in Left 4 Dead, because you can kill a zombie by shooting it in the head but a Necromorph.
You can shoot off its head and legs and the damn thing will still be coming towards you. I aimed my Pulse Rife at it and sprayed it with bullets. The Slasher fell to the ground with blood squirting out of its body. I heard yelling and screeching.
"Oh shit, not those little fuckers." I said with dismay. The yelling got closer and the Pack found me. The Pack is 5 to 8 year old kids, who got infected by the Necromorph Virus, their skin turned gray and they grew long claws on their hands and they are bald and have lumps sticking out of their backs, their face is horrible disfigured. They come in packs of like 12 to 14 just to kill you, hence why they are called The Pack.
They are really weak and will only take 1 shot to defeat them. I decided since I have the Line Gun, I would get the Achievement from them; it's called "My Boom Stick" where I have to kill 6 enemies at once with the mine from the Line Gun. I ran around and slowed The Pack with the Stasis and shot out the mine and the next thing I know it...Boom! And blood and limps flew all over the place.
Achievement unlocked
20G – My Boom Stick
"Fuck yeah! Take that you ugly bitches!" I said with excitement. I went to the dead bodies and had Isaac stomp on them for goodies that they drop. I really like it how Isaac stomps and curses as he stomps. He says things like:
"Fucker!"
"Fuckin' Die!"
"Ah, Shit!"
"Ugh!"
"Mother Fucker!"
It's bad ass when he says those while using his iron, metallic boot to smash in a Necromorph's skull. I played Dead Space 2 for 30 minutes and decided to find a save point to get off of it. I saved it at Chapter 15 because I didn't feel like fighting the Ubermorph today.
I turned off my 360 and the T.V. and looked to my side to see Bogey sleeping peacefully on the couch. The sun was shining through the windows and I decided to jog around the lake because the community where I live at is next to a manmade lake.
I stood up from the couch and walked up the stairs to my room. I opened up my closet and took off the black shirt I was wearing and put on a plain white T-shirt. I took off my pajama pants and looked in the closet for pants that I can wear. I grabbed black jeans and slipped them on.
I put on my socks and wore my red Nike shoes I got from Footlocker. I grabbed my black Hoodie that was in the closet and put it on. It had gray streaks going down the zipper and the sleeves; it had the number 94 on the right sleeve.
I grabbed my Dog Tag that was on my dresser and wore it around my neck. My Uncle gave it to me when he served in the Military; it had no name or number but I had the picture of flames on it. I'm not really a fan of the Military or Government but the Dog Tag was still awesome.
I grabbed my IPod and keys and walked down stairs to the front door and opened it up to not wake Bogey, I locked the door and I turned my IPod on and scrolled through the list and picked Gold Digger by: Kanye West and I put my ear buds on and began jogging around the lake.
I jogged for 20 minutes and I came back at my house exhausted. I took off my ear buds and turned off my IPod and put it back in my pocket. I opened the door to see Bogey barking at me very loudly.
"Hey there little buddy I'm back." I said to him with a smile. All of a sudden he turned around and ran to the living room and started barking and growling.
"Bogey what's wrong boy?" I asked him. I walked to the living room to see Bogey was barking and growling at a black wristband that was lying on the floor. The wristband looked like it was made of rubber and It had chrome spikes on it like something the Hipsters at my High school would wear. I walked up to it and picked it up while Bogey was growling at it. I had no idea where it came from.
"That's strange, how come I didn't see this when I was in the living room before I left?"
I thought to myself. Bogey's growling was calming now.
"Well I don't know where it came from but I'll keep it in my room to show my parents." I said to myself. Bogey stopped growling and lay down on the couch to take a nap. I walked up stairs and put the wristband on the dresser and I turned on the T.V. I had in my room and grabbed the Remote and changed the channel to Cartoon Network because my favorite cartoon Regular Show is about to come on. I had this strange feeling in my mind and I looked at the wristband resting on the dresser.
"Why do I feel like the wristband is calling to me? Is it Demonic or something?"
I thought shivering at the thought. I shook it off because I was over reacting. I decided to try it on because I do love the color black and red and it will match my clothing. I stood up and grabbed the wristband and slipped it on my right wrist and sat back down to watch Regular Show.
Mordecai and Rigby are funny as hell in the show. All of a sudden my wrist starts to vibrate and I look down to see a black aura emitting from the wristband and consuming my arm like the black goop that consumed Spiderman or consumed the other guy creating Venom.
"What the fuc-!" I couldn't finish my sentence as I was consumed completely by the black aura and I shut my eyes tight. After 7 seconds I had this falling feeling and I opened my eyes to find that I was plummeting through a blue sky.
"Holy shit!" I screamed in fear as I was dropping through clouds. I was heading for a lake that I felt relived; I got into Cannonball Formation as I was nearing the lake.
"If I don't survive this, I love you my family and friends."
I thought in my head. As I got closer I yelled.
"CANNONBALL!" And the next thing I know it…
*SPLASH!*
Author's Note
Thanks to Meeester for allowing this fic to be published :) thanks bro.
I swam up to the surface after doing the super cannonball. I dog paddled to land and stood up rubbing the water out of my face and hair, but my clothes were still soaked.
"Got damnit! That hurt like a bitch, if I would have belly flopped that I might have died." I said.
"Oh crap where am I!" I looked around in fear. I was in a meadow with a few scattered trees and a very dark and dense forest close by the lake that I landed in.
"Oh damn I'm in another world, like that Alice in Wonderland bullshit, hey maybe I'll find some elves or ogres while I'm here." I chuckled a little bit, but it hit me as I realized that my parents will be worried sick about me I need to find a way to get home before they come back on their honeymoon.
I looked down to see my IPod almost buried in the dirt, I ran up to it and dug it out.
"I'm stuck in this world I need my music for comfort!" I yelled in panic. I turned on the device and it came on.
"Oh, good I forgot it is waterproof I would have went crazy, like a stoner with no weed." I said while signing in relief. I looked around the place before I decided that I should look for civilization.
I decided to travel through the dense forest hoping to find a path or something. The warmth of the sun dried the water off my clothes and body. I walked through the thick bushes and trees being careful to not trip on the foliage, the forest seem to emit a fog that's only staying in the boundaries of the forest.
As I was walking carefully I heard a lion's roar close by, so I quickly hid behind the thick bushes. I peeked through bush and saw something that I couldn't believe I was seeing. It looked like a lion but 2 xs bigger and it had bat wings with a scorpion tail…
"What…the…fuck?" I whispered in utter shock on what I was seeing. Now I really do believe that I was in another world to my dismay. The creature walked away and vanished behind a couple of trees.
"Damn that thing was hideous; it looked like 3 different species had an orgy and created it." I said as I stepped out of the bushes. I kept walking through the forest trying to find a path or something to lead me to civilization.
"How did I get in this strange place? The Wristband!"
I thought to myself. I lifted my sleeve up on my right arm to see that the wristband I put on vanished without a trace. I had to find a way to get back home because my puppy Bogey is all alone.
Good thing I gave him a bucket of water and dog food that can last him for weeks with him being as small as he is. This place just kept getting stranger; the forest is the only thing that seemed to be real while the meadow, lake, mountains, and sky looked very…Cartoonish…
"I have to be careful in this strange world; I just saw an ugly ass creature that can tear me to shreds."
I thought in my mind.
"I'm glad I have my IPod with me, I'm a gamer and I love games but fuck the games and the 360, I need music! Can't work out, do school work, while sitting on your ass playing PS3 or 360 games, but you can do them while listening to music."I said mentally. I shook my head.
"Damnit I got to focus, I'm in this dense forest with no weapons and I might encounter that lion creature again." I said. I saw butterflies fly around the trees, yet they didn't look like regular butterflies, they looked very Cartoonish and their colors were extremely bright.
I continued walking through the dense forest trying to find a path, or something other than green. I felt my legs go out from under me as I tripped on a branch.
"Ow! Got damnit!" I said picking myself up. I was fine and I didn't get any scratches or bruises on my skin, and my clothes were still good and didn't rip from the fall. I looked down to see a broken tree branch on the ground.
I grabbed the small tree branch and held it in my hand like a sword to fight anything that will attack me.
"I wonder how Bogey is doing at home; he never likes to be alone and he whines a lot if there's not a person around."
I thought to myself. I walked what seem like to be hours in till I found a yellow Cartoonish dirt path that was in front of me, I threw the branch away and walked towards it smiling.
"Finally I found a path!" I yelled in joy. I walked on it and I decided to listen to my music as I walked. I took out my IPod and put my ear buds on and turned it on, I went down the list and picked In Da Club by: 50 Cent and the rap came on.
I turned off my IPod and took my ear buds out of my ears; I forgot that I can still be attacked even on the path. I continued walking on the path even though I wasn't certain if that lion thing was around, after 12 minutes of walking without my music on I found myself in a meadow.
I saw a patch of flowers, and then something caught my eye. I stepped lightly to see a Pony, but it was no ordinary Pony…the Pony looked like it was from a little girl's Cartoon or from an Anime…It had a Dark Red mane with a light red streak in it, and its coat color was Pale Yellow…
I also saw that the Pony had a tattoo of a Red Rose on its flank. I had no Idea what it means. As I was watching it, the Pony was gathering flowers with its mouth. Its muzzle is small while the ordinary Horses and Ponies muzzles are longer.
It seems to be picking up flowers and placing it in a woven basket.
"That strange ugly bastard in the forest and now this, what's next?" I whispered but the Pony heard me and stopped and stared at me…
The Pony stared at me in shock with its huge light blue eyes; I never thought a pony would look so adorable. It dropped the daisies from its mouth and yelled.
"The horror, the horror!" I was in shock myself to find that it can speak proper English. The Pony's voice sounded just like an English female's voice from England.
"Wait! Don't be scared of me, I'm not going to hurt you." I reassured, the pony relaxed.
"What are you?" She said while making a confused face.
"I'm a human from a different world, what is this place?" I asked.
"Why, you are in Equestria!" she said with a smile.
"Oh, ok I'm lost, and do you know where a town or a city is. You see…I'm looking for help and I just ran into that…Lion creature thing." I said. She went wide eyed.
"You encountered a Manticore!?" She said with shock.
"Manticore? Anyway, yeah I encountered one and escaped, can you show me to town? I'm exhausted from running away from that thing." I said. She sighed.
"Ok and I'm glad you got away." She said.
"Yeah, so will there be a place to rest?" I asked.
"Of course, but first I need to pick these daisies up for my two friends Lily and Daisy, so we can eat our flower sandwich." She said with a big grin.
"Umm, flower sandwich?" I said with a confused look.
"Yeah only the best sandwiches around!" She said happily
"Yeah that sounds like something a vegan will eat, but after all you're a…pony…an Herbivore." I said. She looked at me confused.
"You're not an Herbivore?" She asked.
"No, I'm an Omnivore." I said. Her jaw dropped and she stared at me in fear.
"Wait, I'm not going to eat you." I said. She sighed in relief.
"Oh, thank you." She smiled.
"No problem…so, when are we going to go?" I asked with a smile.
"Soon, would you please help me pick up the flowers?" She asked.
"Sure I'll help you pick them up." I said
"Thank you so much!" she gave me a smile. I walked closer to her to pick up the flowers and noticed that she was about 3 or 4 feet tall, so I'd say she was up to my stomach. I kneeled down to pick up the flowers and put them in her basket. When I stood back up I noticed that she was giving me a seductive look.
"Umm, why are you looking at me like that?" I asked with confusion. She snapped out of the trance and looked down blushing.
"Oh….its…just I haven't caught your name." she said nervously.
"Oh ...I forgot to introduce myself; my name is Najmi (Na-gee-me) what's your name?" I asked
"My name is Roseluck and that's a very strange name you have." she said giving me a confused look, I chuckled.
"I know; I am from another world." I said.
"Hehe." She giggled.
"Ok I picked up all of the flowers, where are we going to go now?" I asked
"Ok we are going to Ponyville!" she said happily.
"Wow a place called Ponyville…? I hope my brain doesn't slip into insanity while I'm here. I mean I saw a disgusting creature and met a pony with human intellect that looks like it was off of a cartoon or an anime. Well it looks like I'm ready for any other strange things that I might encounter while I'm here."
As I was thinking, Roseluck picked up her basket full of flowers and motioned me to follow her. I walked behind her while she was leading the way to Ponyville. Since we couldn't talk because of the basket in her mouth, I decided to listen to my IPod that I had in my pocket.
I turned it on and began listening to Temptations by: 2Pac…
"Tell me baby are you lonely? Don't wanna rush ya, I can help ya if ya only, let me touch ya. If I'm wrong love tell me, cause I got caught up and the life I live is Hell I see, I never thought I'd see the day when I would calm down.
You ain't heard, I've been known to clown around and get around, and that's my word. See you walkin and you lookin good, yes indeed. Got a body like a Sex Fiend, you killin me withcha attitude to match right. Don't be phony, cause I hate when you act like you don't know me.
I've been stressin in the Spotlight, I want fame but the industry's a lot like a crap game. Ain't no time for commitment, I gotta go. I can't be with you every minute I miss. Another show, even though I'm known for my one Night Stands. I wanna be an honest man, but Temptations go…
Ehhhhh~~
Throw up the Finger!
Ehhhhhhhh~~
And all my homies go…
Ehhhhhhhhh…"
As I hummed to my music, I noticed that Roseluck kept trying to look at me as we were walking. She stopped walking and set her basket down.
"Najmi what are those in your ears?" she asked while giving me a confused look.
"Oh these are ear buds; I put them in my ear so I can listen to music." I answered. I took out my IPod to show her and she stared in awe at it.
"It's amazing, the only advanced devices I ever saw is the machines at Twilight's place." She said
"Oh that's cool." I said. As we were walking we could finally see the town. I saw candy colored ponies all over the place and some of them had horns and wings.
"Hey….why do some of those ponies have wings and horns?" I asked
"Oh, well there are 3 kinds of Ponies: Earth Pony, Pegasus, and Unicorn. Earth Ponies like me are very good at growing stuff and we are physically stronger than the two. Pegasus is the Ponies that have wings they can manipulate the weather and have the ability to walk on clouds; they are the most lightweight Ponies. Finally Unicorns are the Ponies with horns and can use magic, they can teleport, levitate and so on they are the most powerful Pony but they are physically weak." She explained. I stared at her with my jaw hanging…
"Dear, god…I'm in a Fairytale Land…just like Alice from Alice in Wonderland…"
I thought.
"Damn Roseluck…you just blew my mind away…" I said in awe. She giggled at me.
"Hehe, I know, it's a lot to take in since you're not from here." She said.
"So you ponies live in cottages?" I asked.
"Most of us Earth Ponies live in cottages so do the Unicorns, but the Pegasus sleep in cloud homes with their ability to walk on clouds." She explained.
"Man that's beast, I want to live in a cloud!" I said with joy. She gave me a big smile. But it hit me…when I first met Roseluck she was terrified of me, then the ponies here are also going to be scared of me, because they never saw a Human and I'll cause a mass panic to the town…
"Hey, Roseluck are the ponies going to be scared of me too since you were terrified of me?" I asked.
"Oh, that's because I never saw a creature like you its ok every pony will fear you but, they will get over it besides you got me to help you out!"She said in a reassuring tone. She trotted up to me and nuzzled my chest.
I put my arms around her and gave her a hug. We let go of each other and she was blushing a deep red. I finally decided to ask her what all the blushing was about.
"Hey, Roseluck when I was gathering the flowers, you gave a sexy look and just now you were blushing, is it mating season for you Ponies?" I asked bluntly. She blushed even deeper and began to sweat.
"Well….ummm…yes...its mating season for us." She said nervously.
"Oh, ok but why are you attracted to me; I'm not even a Pony." I said.
"It's just that I never got to know any stallions or other males, I was always surrounded by mares. Forgive me for my behavior." She said.
"You mean in this world there are 90% mares and 10% stallions, damn that reminds me a funny ass anime about a guy that's allergic to girls and he ends up in an almost woman planet; it was wicked." I said with a smile. Her mood lightened and she stopped sweating and blushing.
"In a few days, it will be Rutting Day." She said.
"Whats that?" I asked.
"It's where all Stallions gather at the central square, and they mate with every Mare in town me my two friends and the Mane 6 have not participated in it, it can go on for 2 days." She said.
"Wow, so you guys have a big ass orgy? Well you got to do what you can to make the race keep going huh?" I said.
"Yeah, anyway let's go to Ponyville so you can meet them!" she said with a smile. We walked together towards the town while I was pondering…
"If I somehow get stuck in this world, there's no way I'm going to screw a pony, no matter how horny I get, I'm not a damn furry or into beastiality…"
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