Lyra's Fanfics

Lyra Note: Hello Everypony! Winter Song finally decided to let me have my own story. I’m so excited! I will not have any single restriction as to what I writed now! Ironicaly enough we will begin our story with a canon event that was simply too irelevant to make it in A Good Share of Lives instead of a non-canon, alternate ending or delete scene. So you know all about this movie call Equestria Girls right? Well I found a letter Twiligh wrote to Princess Celestia about the events in this alternate universe and I through you would want to see it because why not?

For the newcomers who didn't read any other stories in the Shareverse, honestly I have no idea what you do here if you didn't, keep in mind that this is the Twilight of our universe not the one in the show you all watch, so her opinions about certain things might be a little different (mainly her opinion of Flash Sentry).

Events: Canon

Dear Princess Celestia

Today I want to talk you about the sapient monkey race knowed as humans. When I got into the magical mirror to recuperated my crown. I had the chance to study further this strange alien race. Firstly it is my theory that humans are in the same family than the minotaurs. Since they seem to share semblable traits to them.

But as much as they look like them. Humans are very different from the half bull half ape creature we know. They seem to have a strange sort of magic in their world. They can't cast spell like us but seem to be able to create magical artefacts like that strange box thingy that was storing all sort of informations in the library or their strange vehicules who move without anypony pulling it.

But I think the strangest thing about humans is that they seem to have a fetish for wearing clothes. I never seen a single one of them without it. Of course since I didn't want to attracted their attention on me I was forced to wear some too. Seriously the second day I was dying from the heat outside why would they wear these things in every situations!? I think the worst thing was those boots. Who in their right mind wear boots that large?

Anyway there was also this creepy guy- I think his name was Flash something- who followed me everywhere even when I revealed I was a pony he still wanted to dance with me! As if I wanted to commit xenophilia with this monkey! It was so weird that I tried to think of why he would be so interest on me. At first I through it was to get revenge on his ex filly girlfriend, but then when all was done and over. He acted as if he never even saw her! What a jerk, at the end I think he just wanted to go under my tail. Too bad for him I will never see him again, good thing too. I shudder at the idea of just seeing his face again.

The worse thing was that I was thinking of a way to get rid of him while I get the crown back and you know how I tend to zone out when I think a lot. So my friends counterparts began to think I had a crush on him. Seriously? I think these apes overestimate their physical appearance because that guy had nothing attractive at all! That may not be helped by the fact that I'm only attracted by females but my point is still there!

But I was still force to dance with him because of Rarity who didn't stop to harass me to go with him because I would 'miss the chance of a lifetime to be with the popular guy' So I tried to dance with the most horrible moves I could come with and you know what? Instead of being embarassed like I wanted him to, he began to dance with me!

But I think the thing I hate the most about this place was Sunset Shimmer. This magnificent, sexy, drop dead gorgeous, powerful. Bucking bitch who bullied everypony just because she think she can. I don't even know why she through she had a chance against me, she had no real power at all over the school, no followers apart from Snips and Snail. But how can you make anything threatening about you with these two in your team? She didn’t have magic in her human form and didn’t even have more fighting skill than me.

The only thing she had was the power of blackmail. But then again how can you even hope to have any power over an entire school with only that? The response is simple. Have a school full of retarded monkey teenagers who don’t know any better. If she tried what she did in your School For Gifted Unicorns she would have been provoked in a magic duel and would have eat the dust before she could even yell ‘Draw’

And I’m very happy I stayed in this world only three days because I think this human body began to make your ex student braindead. She through she could conquer Equestria with an army of human teenagers. I mean seriously? If we can survive against Nigthmare Moon, Discord, Chrysalis, Sombra, Muerto Titiritero and the Soul Reapers. I think we can easily stop some magicless teens.

I'm sick and tired of these apes. So please if another one of your mysterious students we never heard before come to capture an important artifact (which wasn't suppose to work in the first place without the other elements I want to add) Please lift your giant cake-eating plot and go save it yourself!

Your fair Princess of Friendship Twilight Sparkle

P.S. Here Spike, I just wanted to add that Twilight totally lied about not being attracted to humans. She totally had the hots for Sunset Shimmer. I think she have a thing for rivals because she also had a crush on Trixie Lulamoon a few years ago.

P.P.S I think you should come take Twilight in your castle for the night. She got drunk in a random salt bar in Canterlot for her birthday and I don’t think she can make it to the library.