My Little Kaiju: Ponies Are Weird

As another day of marching started, testosterone fueled two warriors. "You can never catch me" Garble said as flew past Electro Wing. The pegasus then put on his own burst of speed, getting ahead of Garble.

"I think you're in denial" Electro Wing mocked before firing a small electric shock at Garble. Cutting Edge looked up, sighing as he shook his head. Electro Wing and Garble were both being very troublesome and slowing down their trip to the mountain.

"Look, if you're that eager for a fight, fight" Cutting Edge said, hoping the two would be smart and get off each other's backs. Electro Wing and Garble were not smart though.

"Great idea, let's set up a fighting ring here" Electro Wing laughed, lighting down.

"Fine by me" Garble said as he touched down as well.

"Let them fight, it's the only way they'll stop" Futs Lung grunted to Cutting Edge.

"Besides, we've been walking for weeks as though someone forgot to write for a long time" Acid Spray said, looking up with disdain at the God of their world. "We need a break" Acid Spray concluded before sitting down in the shade of a tree. Cutting Edge sighed before creating a large square in the dirt with his knives.

"This is the arena, play nice" Cutting Edge said as he stepped back, giving them nod to let them know they could begin. Electro Wing charged, only for Garble to leap over him and hit him with his tail.

"Is that all you've got?" Garble laughed while Electro Wing spat out some dirt from hitting the ground.

"Hardly" Electro Wing growled before charging again. Garble leaped up, expecting the same trick to work. However, Electro Wing anticipated the dodge and grabbed the dragon by the foot before slamming Garble into the ground.

"You're smart....for a pony" Garble said as he got out of the rocks he had been slammed into. The dragon then swung his tail like a club, hitting Electro Wing in the ribs and then catching the pegasus in a bear hug. "What'll you do now?" Garble chuckled as he increased pressure on Electro Wing.

"Kick your tail" Electro Wing managed to grunt, slowly climbing his hooves across Garble's chest. Once they were in between the dragon's arms, he pushed his hooves straight into Garble's chest. The dragon wheezed as air left him but held on. A few more kicks changed that and the dragon eventually let go, clutching his chest in pain.

"BASTARD!" Garble roared before blasting a gout of flame. Electro Wing snarled before countering with a lightning bolt, the two energies colliding in blue and yellow.

"Enough!" Cutting Edge called, realizing the spar was becoming a brawl. The Earth Pony slammed his hoof into the back of Garble's neck, causing the drake to fall to his knees. He then head-butted Electro Wing and sent the pegasus to the floor. "If you want to take out your anger, take it out on me" Cutting Edge said, getting into a fighting stance.

"Let's do it" Garble and Electro Wing said together, eager to recover their broken ego. Cutting Edge smirked as he saw they agreed on something for once before going on the defensive.

"You're attacks are sloppy" Cutting Edge said as the two agressors rapidly punched and kicked attempting to hit him. Cutting Edge finally got serious and ducked, causing Electro Wing and Garble to punch each other. This was it, their first test.

"What the Hell?!" Garble said, glaring at Electro Wing. "You hit me, traitor" the dragon spat, getting ready to punch Electro.

"You attacked first" Electro said, pulling back his own hoof before pausing. "Wait, he wants us to go crazy. C'mon don't fall for his plan" Electro said, eyes glittering with excitement.

"Good point" Garble said, calming down. Before they could continue, they had their heads knocked together.

"Don't take your eyes off a foe" Cutting Edge coached as he vaulted over the two.

"We need a plan" Electro Wing said as he kept a weary eye on Cutting Edge.

"No kidding. How about we attack at the same time but from different areas?" Garble said, acting smart for once. Electro nodded his head and charged, firing a lightning bolt. Cutting Edge lazily took the energy head on, knowing it wasn't powerful enough to hurt him. What he didn't expect was Garble grabbing him in a Full-Nelson from behind, allowing Electro to take pot shots at his gut. This was great.

"Enough" Cutting Edge laughed, flipping so Electro punched Garble causing him to be let free. "You've learned a lesson, teamwork" the Ranger said before signalling for the team to continue walking.

"Don't think this changes anything" Electro said cockily as they walked off.

"Wouldn't dream of it" Garble grinned before walking off.