My Little Kaiju: Ponies Are Weird

Otachi was escorted roughly along by some orange armored ponies while the unconscious Leatherback was dragged by some silver armored ones including their savior. Otachi attempted to spit her acid again but instant her horn lit up, she was slammed to the ground by two orange armored ponies. They clamped a ring around her horn and continued walking toward a small town on the horizon. Things just got worse when Leatherback woke up and opened his mouth

"What? Let me go!" he screamed before getting gagged by the pony who had saved them. Leatherback continued screaming through the gag and by the time they had reached the edge of the town, the guards looked murderous. Otachi attempted to fire some acid but the ring on her horn simply sparked whenever she tried and negated any power she summoned.

"I wouldn't try that if I were you, the guards might get the wrong idea" the pony who had saved them muttered.

"What is your name?" Otachi questioned as calling him "savior" was getting old fast.

"Cutting Edge" the silver armored pony responded. "But you know me as Knifehead" he whispered into Otachi's ear. Otachi flinched but kept her mouth shut for fear of arousing the anger of the one she had bullied many years ago. They walked up to a building which said "Detention Center" and were walked into it. The pony at the desk had blue armor with a clear visor covering his head as opposed to having the large crown that the orange and silver ponies had.

"What happened? This is the Ranger center, not a police station. Your a Minor in rank, you can't just arrest people" the blue armored pony asked, his ears twitching nervously.

"This unicorn sprayed acid at a dragon and permanently disfigured him, Major" Cutting Edge said in a clipped and controlled voice. "This counts as harassment of non-ponies and so is under Ranger jurisdiction" he continued with a tone that suggested he wasn't all that fond of the blue armored pony. The blue armored pony nodded and opened a door that smelled of mildew and dust. "I'll take it from here" Cutting Edge announced as he pushed Otachi and Leatherback down the stairs.

From behind them the Major called out "Congratulations Cutting Edge, for knowledge of the rules you're being promoted to Officer. Expect your orange armor in the morning" Cutting Edge gave a small smile before opening the jail cell to his left and tossing the two former kaiju in.

"Who the hell do you think you are?" Leatherback roared, just having succeeded in removing his gag. Otachi's shut up gestures were ignored by the raging pegasus as he slammed against the bars. After a few minutes, Leatherback stopped and Cutting Edge began to talk.

"I used to be Knifehead" he said, giving Leatherback a wicked look that caused the pegasus to gulp. "But now I'm your jailer until Garble comes in to process you guys. Ugh, diplomatic laws make my head hurt"  Cutting Edge continued. "Anyway, ponies have taught me to forgive so you're not getting any flak over...previous events and I'll help you" Cutting said in a tone that spoke volumes of how much he wanted to strangle the two ponies

"So how are going to help us?" Otachi asked in an attempt to break the ice, laughing nervously as she did. Cutting Edge nodded much to the prisoners' relief.

"First, you'll need some new names. Otachi and Leatherback are not very ponyish names" Cutting said, absentmindedly twirling one of his knives. Otachi and Leatherback huddled in the corner for a minute discussing ideas while Cutting played with his knife.

"I'll be Electro Wing and Otachi will be Acid Spray" Leatherback responded after a bit. Cutting rolled his eyes at the lameness of the names but jotted them down on the prisoner file.

"Well, all you need to do now is keep your true identities secret and act as a pony" Cutting mumbled, realizing the difficulty of this task. "Oh yeah, I need to catalogue your cutie marks as well"  Cutting said, waiting for the funny reaction that was sure to follow. One. Two. Three

"What?!" the two prisoners shrieked in horror. Their scream was drowned out by Cutting's harsh laughter.

"Hahaha, Oh just look at the mark on your flank" he said between titters. Otachi wheeled around to see that there was indeed a picture of a beaker on her flank. While her reaction was surprise, Leatherback's was more dramatic.

"Why am I stuck looking like some immature candy ass fag for the rest of my life? A mark of a cute lightning bolt with a face? That's stupid" Leatherback roared, his wings flapping with rage.

"Gee, I think you missed a few homophobic slurs" Cutting muttered as he left the prisoners alone to file his report. Just as he walked out of the dungeon he was met with the sight of a dragon's stomach. He looked up and saw Garble, the dragon ambassador, staring him in the face. He had only become an ambassador because he's had the most experience with ponies and not for his social skills(Spike had more exposure but he was counted as an Equestrian citizen so he was not applicable)

"Where is the idiot of a pony attacked a dragon?" Garble snarled, his features contorted in rage.

"They're in the dungeon and remember Garble, you can't hurt them via border laws. Not physically anyway" Cutting said, heavily accentuating the word "physically".

"Gotcha" Garble winked as he headed down into the dungeon. Cutting watched as the dragon headed down the stairs and quickly regretted saying that the dragon could hurt them mentally