the million-mare matchmaker

by chancellorpuddinghead

Rating: teen
Tags: Comedy, Romance, Random
Length: 492

join everypony's favorite alicorn as she tries to match up couples.

live with a studio audience, watch Cadance match up ponies.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-08-04 23:47:08 UTC

Flash and Twilight

It all started one fine day, just after twilight became an alicorn. She came to the crystal empire,but that night her crown was stolen. It went to an alternate universe and she went and got it back. But, in that other world, she met the other version of Flash     Sentry, who helped her get her crown.

I was just finishing saying 'from dancing', when she bumped into none other then Flash. I realized that she had a crush on the new guy.  When i told her my suspicion, she just blushed profusely and denied it. Of course that's usual.

Over the next couple days, i studied them and their personalities and figures that they would be perfect. Flash seemed to be a jerk at first, but then, through some, uh, interrogations of his friends." Cadence stopped and looked embarrassed.

One pony from the audience, a castle guard, shouted "she can be very persuasive."

This random outburst earned the poor pegasus several "shh!"'s and some, more than a few, nasty glares.

"Anyways..."

Introduction

A dark studio.

Hundreds of audience members.

New couples every week.

One Million-Mare Matchmaker.

Lights flash, quickly illuminating the stage.

A large cheer fills the air.

A mare quickly appears onstage, as though teleportation (which it was). This was no ordinary mare, either. This was none other than Princess Cadance. A soft pink with a three hued mane and tail. th colors pink, purple and gold shone in the light, only intruded by her long horn. her wings had a purplish tint at the ends.

Flashing  a sincere smile, the alicorn waved.

"Thank you everypony, for coming to the first showing of the Millionmare Matchmaker. I'm your host, Princess Mi Amore Cadenza." She said her title seriously. then, the stony face disapeared as a large, carefree smile split the princess's face. " Nope, still cant say that with a strait face." She laughed, setting a relaxed tone for the whole show. Then, she asked the audience, "Now, who would like to be next week's mare/stallion who needs to find a mate?"

A shower of hooves in the 'Single' section came up... All but one.

Naturally, the Princess chose the lone hoof that was not raised. That hoof belonged to Snowflake, a burly pegasus with huge muscles and tiny wings.

"How do we know you wont use your freaky love magic on us?" he asked.

"Well, i did help Princess Twilight Sparkle find a coltfriend, and alicorn magic, especially love magic, doesnt affect other alicorns. She is now happily married to Flash Sentry, with only limited interaction. I just picked personalities that work well together and they do the rest. I havent used any magic yet, and i intend on never using it."

She paused.

"Who here would like to hear Twilight and Flash's Story?" She asked the crowd.

As an answer, the audience cheered much louder than before, as an evident yes.

"It all started one day..."