Flutterbolt

Around 7:00p.m the party Pinkie was talking about started. Everyone came, even RainbowDash, but RainbowDash didn't want to play any of the games Pinkie had, she just read Daring Do. The party was huge, there were a bunch of games, loud music, bungee jumping, and other fun stuff. RainbowDash didn't do any of that.

"RainbowDash? You feelin' all right?" Applejack asked.

"Yup, i'm feeling just great." she said, not looking up from her book.

"Well, Pinkie was hoping that you would do one of them sonic rain booms later today." Applejack said.

"Well why don't you have Fluttershy do it? After all she is so fast." RainbowDash said, still not looking up.

"Rainbow, you know she can't make a rain boom like yours, Pinkie said you should do it, you are the only one who can do a rainbow one, in fact you might be the only one who can actually do one." Applejack explained.

"Fluttershy had seen me do them a million times, i'm sure she could do one." RainbowDash said, turning a page in her book.

"RainbowDash, what's gotten into ya? Your acting as strange as a billy goat with a lame secret." Applejack said.

"Well, i'm not convinced that Fluttershy is faster than me, you saw her last week, she couldn't fly fast when we all needed her to, I was the one who stepped in and helped." RainbowDash said, looking up at her, glaring.

"That's what all this is about? Just because she beat you in that silly old race?" Applejack asked.

"Not only that, she got to join the wonder bolts! the most elite fliers in Equestria! You know how much I wanted to join, I could never imagine a weak pegasus like Fluttershy to be a wonder bolt!" RainbowDash yelled at her.

"Rainbow, your overreacting, all this happened just by chance, if Fluttershy is destined to become a wonder bolt, and your not, then so be it, theres a lot of things I wanted to do, and some pony who no one could ever imagine doing it did it, how do you think I felt? I didn't like it, but I just had to deal with it, Rainbow you must do the same." Applejack explained.

"Hmph, whatever, i'll deal with it the way I will do it, who are you to preach to me your old western gossip?" RainbowDash asked, looking back to her book. Applejack smacked the book out of her hooves.

"You listen to me and you listen good, I am your friend, I tell you all this 'gossip' because I don't want you to suffer, but if that is what you want, to suffer, then so be it. Your not being a very good friend here." Applejack said. She glared at RainbowDash for a little bit then walked off.

"Amateur." RainbowDash scoffed, she got her book and continued reading. A little while later she felt a tap on her back, she turned and saw Pinkie. "Pinkie what do you want?" RainbowDash asked. "Well, since you don't want to do a rain boom I was hoping you would want to play pin the tail on the donkey!" Pinkie said, bouncing around RainbowDash.

"I'm not in the mood." RainbowDash said.

"Then lets do bungee jumping!" Pinkie said again.

"Pinkie no." RainbowDash said.

"Aww c'mon Dashie! Be more fun!" Pinkie said.

"Why? Aren't I fun enough?" RainbowDash asked.

"You can never be too fun!" Pinkie said.

"Whatever, Pinkie." RainbowDash said.

"Dashie whats wrong with you? You are acting wierd. Is it the food? I told Pound cake and pumpkin cake not to add too much pepper to the muffins." Pinkie said.

"Its not that, it's just I am not convinced that Fluttershy is faster than me." RainbowDash said.

"So the food is okay?" Pinkie asked.

"I don't......yes it is." RainbowDash said.

"Well, maybe you should tell Fluttershy how you feel." Pinkie said.

"I dont know Pinkie, I guess i'll just do it my way." RainbowDash said.

"Well good luck with that!" Pinkie said, and bounced off. RainbowDash continued reading. Eventually she got up to go to the bathroom. She didnt find one. She went to the nearest pony she could find. Twilight.

"Uhh, Twilight, where is the bathroom I really gotta use it." RainbowDash said.

"Oh I don't think there is one here, ask Pinkie." Twilight said, and went back to talking with other ponies. RainbowDash sprinted towards Pinkie's location.

"Pinkie, where is the bathroom?" RainbowDash squeaked.

"Oh I don't have one anymore! I found out toilets are overrated." Pinkie said. RainbowDash sprinted outside. She immediately flew as fast as she could to Cloudsdale. After 10 seconds she made it. She immediately flew to her house. She flew to her bathroom. She then remembered her bathroom didnt work.

"AAAAAHHHH STUPID LUCK!" RainbowDash yelled. She flew out and back to ponyville. She went to the ponyville's public bathrooms. When she opened the door she saw a wet floor sign. It was being cleaned. "AAAHH STUPID BATHROOMS!!!" RainbowDash yelled.

"What do I have to do? Pee on a tree? Wait a second...that's it! Why didnt I do that in the first place?" RainbowDash said, flying out of ponyville. She flew about a kilometer away. She was in a prairie, no trees. "AAAHHH STUPID PRAIRIE!" RainbowDash yelled. She flew back to ponyville. She hid in an ally.

"Why is this happening?" RainbowDash asked herself. She couldnt hold it anymore. She looked at the entrance of the allyway. She didn't see anyone. She turned around and...

"HI RAINBOWDASH!" Squealed Pinkie. RainbowDash leaped 12 feet in the air.

"PINKIE! Dont do that..." RainbowDash barely manages to gasp.

"Oh i'm so sorry! I saw you dashing around and wondered what you were doing." Pinkie said.

"I'm trying to find a bathroom, i havent done my business yet, and ALL THE BATHROOMS I KNOW OF ARE NOT USABLE!" RainbowDash yelled.

"Well, why don't you go right here?" Pinkie asked.

"I can't. Your standing right there staring at me." RainbowDash said.

"Sorry, your face is just so funny!" Pinkie said laughing. Something about that made RainbowDash feel uncomfortable. Her urge went away.

"On second thought, I don't have to go anymore." RainbowDash said. "I'm gonna get some sleep." RainbowDash said. She flew away to her house in Cloudsdale.

"Okee dokie lokie! Goodnight Dashie!" Pinkie yelled, and she hopped away.