The Curse of Gaben

by The_Imperial_Kaiser

Rating: teen
Tags: Comedy, Random, Adventure, Crossover
Length: 458

Gaben still refuses Half Life Episode 3

Gaben the long since dead valve CEO now haunts the ancient ruins of Valve Studio.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-08-06 00:26:50 UTC

The Assault on Valve Office.

Its been thousands of years since the release of Half-life 2 but still no episode three. Fans waited and waited, but it never came. Eventually they got very pissed off and attacked valve. They burned most of it and stole many crowbars, they even killed and hanged most of the staff. All except for Geben they tied him up with string and burned him alive. All seemed well for the Half-life fans but then Gaben leaped out of the fire holding a gravity gun. He cried out "You Fuckheads I mostly lard Im basically fire retardand!" Gaben then breathed liquid crowbars all over the fans and they died. Gaben then used his gaint portal gun to teleport the ruined office out of the universe.

Gaben Reapears

Twilight was sitting on a bench reading a book titled "How to sit on benches." she jumped whenever a large bang came from behind her. She looked back, it was on the friendly neighborhood rappers robbing some tourists. Twilight then looked back at her book that she had dropped. The Book had Transformed into a large ruined building. she looked at it in confusion and read the sign "Valve Corporatoon." she shook when a cold wind blew over her and she heard Gaben whispering on it. She said this looks like a job for Ghostbusters and she threw on a Ghostbusters outfit and prepared to enter the building. She stopped when her friend appeared. the Rarity spoke to her

"Just what the fuck do you think your doing Twilight!?"

"Umm I was gonna go inside this place cause I thought I heard ghosts." replied Twilight

"Well take that fucking costume off your gonna get us sued!" Yelled Rarity

"Fine." twilight said ripping off the costume.

"There now we can enter." The mane 6 go into the building following Twilight and Rarity. A long screech can be heard then a spectral figure with a large hammer and the word BAN on the handle charges at them yelling out. "GABEN!" The six ponies cower, when all of a sudden a voice come from a nearby desk. All of the ponies look over to see what it is and see Breaburn being completly... naked.

"Leave them alone!" shouted Breaburn just staring at Gaben

"What the fuck is the shit!" yelled the specter and he retreated back to the hall from wence he came.

"Thanks a lot!" yelled out Applejack

"I scared it away with my nudity." said Breaburn looking at the ponies

"get some damn clothes on you naked bastard." yelled Pinkie Pie in a male Scottish vioce. Breaburn then got picked up and ripped apart by gaben. after seeying this the six run deeper into the building.