My Little Pony: It’s good to be the Princess

My Little Pony: It’s good to be the Princess

11: Derpy Accepts a Delivery

By Honey Moon

Twilight trotted as fast as she could without breaking into a canter when she left the sofa store. She had gone to buy some new quills, and something unexpected had happened. “The clerk displayed!” she whispered. “He got all hard and everything! How could that be?”

It had been a month since Twilight had given her mare virginity to Princess Celestia. “Could I really be in heat?” Her voice dropped to a soft whisper. “I’m supposed to be pregnant with Princess Celestia’s foal!”

Twilight tried not to think about how happy she had been a couple of weeks ago when her “monthly” had happened right on schedule. It had taken her completely by surprise since she was so sure Princess Celestia had impregnated her. Necessity had resulted in her committing an act of long distance shoplifting. Instead of teleporting herself to the store she had, after carefully visualizing the Mare’s Needs aisle, teleported a box of Filly Fresh tampons to her loft bedroom.

She felt so conflicted over it all. There she was, being honored with the chance to carry Princess Celestia’s foal, but she had nearly jumped for joy when she woke up with crimson stained sheets. Twilight decided on a wait and see approach. She and Princess Celestia were both Alicorns, after all. There wasn’t a lot of medical information available on Alicorn breeding. Maybe this was how it worked with two futanari. Not that she really believed this feeble rationalization.

Wait and see went right out the window when Davenport popped a very enticing looking boner in her presence.

Despite her embarrassment, it was rather flattering. The clerk had been very polite, and had casually invited her upstairs to see his collection of antique writing implements. They both knew what would happen if she went up those stairs. Twilight was tempted. Oh was she ever tempted! Princess Celestia had taught her the joys of being mounted and pierced by a large hard cock, and Davenport’s member was quite impressive. She couldn’t help thinking about how wonderful such a thick lengthy shaft would feel inside her marehood.

Twilight had to resist though. If she really was in heat, she didn’t dare risk being topped by a stallion. If she wasn’t carrying Princess Celestia’s foal yet, it would not be proper to let some other pony do “The Deed” and cuckold a princess! Twilight claimed a prior engagement and slipped out with as much poise as she could muster.

“BBBFF, where are you when I need you?” she muttered as she exited. Shining Armor’s sterility made him the only stallion she could trust to mount her with no risk if she truly was in season. He would go absolutely wild if she finally gave in and let him fully claim her as a mare. Who was she kidding? It wouldn’t just be Shining. Cadence had quite a naughty streak. She would have both front hooves between her hind legs while watching the siblings display the true extent of their love for one another!

A threesome would be oh so nice! Twilight tried to keep images of her “Filly Grazing” Cadence while Shining plowed masterfully into her out of her mind. She didn’t want to risk displaying her secret in public!

As she hastened down the path, Twilight brushed past Twinkleshine. “Princess!” Twinkleshine gasped, before dropping into a deep bow. “It’s so nice to see you again!”

Twilight grinned sheepishly. “You don’t have to bow, Twinkleshine. You’ve known me since we both lived in Canterlot.”

The ivory unicorn with a pink mane smiled. “You’ve sure changed since then, Twilight, and for the better.”

“You don’t know the half of it!”

“Twilight, can I ask you something?”

“Sure!”

Twinkleshine glanced at the door of Quills and Sofas. “Is Davenport busy?”

Twilight’s nostrils flared. It took a lot of willpower to keep her penis from slipping out of her already aroused body. Twinkleshine was in heat as well. “No, I don’t think so.” She said quietly. “I was the only customer in the shop when I left.”

“Good! I have to talk to him. He has a dinette set that would look just lovely in my kitchen, and I’ve been trying for ages to get him to lower the price.” The unicorn looked a bit embarrassed. “I think I thought of a way to get a really good deal, and maybe even a lifetime family discount, but it has to be today!”

Twilight gulped. “Today just might be your lucky day.”

“I hope so! He’s such a kind loving and handsome stallion, um, I mean he’s very reasonable.” Whistling “The Bridle March”, Twinkleshine left a bemused Twilight and headed up the path to the store.

“Goodness!” Twilight gasped, when Twinkleshine closed the door behind her, and flipped the sign to CLOSED. “I guess I don’t have to worry about leaving Davenport all frustrated!” She felt a tug of frustration herself and couldn’t help grinning at her own foolishness. “Well, Twinkleshine does have great flanks!” The princess shut her mouth and glanced around hastily to see if anypony had heard her comment.

“I have to be more careful.” Twilight scolded herself. She sighed. “Drat it all!” She was in quite a state now, and her five friends were all busy for the day.

Rarity was in Canterlot on one of her fashion jaunts. The lucky mare was probably right now surrounded by beautiful mares and stallions. Twilight couldn’t help smiling. Rarity had confided some of what goes on behind the scenes in the world of high fashion. The pregnant Fashionista would return to Ponyville tired but quite sated.

Applejack was in Appleoosa visiting with kinfolk while Rarity was in Canterlot. She didn’t want to announce her pregnancy and life choice in a letter. Twilight thought it was so sweet how close the two diametrically opposite ponies had become. Rarity claimed that she would step aside if Applejack found a special somepony of her very own, but Twilight suspected that was a big fib. Besides, Applejack seemed to have lost interest in looking. The tough farm filly didn’t mind Rarity’s wandering nature as long as Rarity always returned to her, and gave a very detailed account of her happy adventures.

Twilight felt a bit of unwarranted pride. As a futanari, she was Applejack’s one exception on not wishing to be penetrated by a cock. She was growing more secure in her identity as a filly-fooler, but still welcomed Twilight into her bed and body, much to their mutual delight.

Pinkie Pie was off visiting Maude. Twilight shook her head. For some reason, she couldn’t help wondering what making love to such a low key mare would be like. To be honest, the thought was exciting! Would Maude finally display emotion? Twilight sometimes masturbated thinking about Maude quietly announcing in that level, mild, almost monotone voice “I am culminating” as her body quivered.

She was fairly sure Maude would know about her secret by now. Twilight had sort of purposely NOT made Pinkie pinkie-swear to keep it a secret just who had sired a foal on her. She hoped that Maude would become curious after Pinkie told her all about it.

Rainbow Dash was getting in as many days in the Wonderbolts reserves as she could before she was forced to take maternity leave. Rainbow was a very special case. Spitfire had bucked centuries of tradition, and cancelled the ruling that a pregnancy meant automatic retirement for a mare. Rainbow would be welcomed back as soon as she felt ready after the delivery of her foal. Until that day, all of her precious leave time was spent with Fluttershy, and Twilight was very careful to visit them only when invited for a fun filled threesome.

There was another pairing that made Twilight happy. Rainbow had looked after Fluttershy since they were fillies together. Their friendship had blossomed into love. True to her bold and unique nature, Rainbow found the perfect way to announce their union. All of Ponyville could see that Rainbow’s cloud house was now permanently moored above Fluttershy’s cottage.

Twilight knew Rainbow was with the Wonderbolts today. She could go visit Fluttershy to “service” the shy, yet very sexually needy mare, but she just couldn’t. There was an epidemic of the sniffles going around the reptile population in and around Ponyville.

Fluttershy’s cottage was full of slithering sniffling sneezing snakes! If Twilight even saw a snake, she couldn’t stop herself from randomly teleporting away! It was quite embarrassing. Besides, snakes were one of the things she thought about while trying to keep her penis from emerging and growing erect. It was pretty much impossible for her to get horny if there was a snake in the vicinity!

It didn’t happen often, but Twilight didn’t feel slighted or neglected in the rare cases when none of her friends were available to “Take Tea” with her. She was the luckiest mare in all of Equestria to have such dear, close, and yes, sexy friends. She wouldn’t pout on days they were all busy with their own lives.

Rarity often hushed Pinkie Pie, but the party pony always insisted that the five of them made up Twilight’s “stable”. According to the party pony, it was both their honor and duty to be available to fornicate with a futanari princess.

Twilight blushed thinking about how Rainbow, Fluttershy and Applejack whole heartedly agreed. Rarity did too, but sulkily insisted that they were Twilight’s harem. She thought stable just didn’t imply the same level of class that harem did.

Somehow, it made her feel more like royalty to have a harem. It was like something out of an olden pony time’s story. Twilight smiled. How had she ever become lucky enough to have friends like these?

Trotting around Ponyville, Twilight hoped to spot Trixie or Nurse Redheart. If she was very lucky, maybe one of them would be free to spend some time with her. If not, there was always the Onahole hidden under her mattress. Better still, she would head to market and buy the biggest watermelon she could find. That would help ease her body’s needs, and provide a tasty supper as well.

As she enjoyed the beautiful day, it slowly dawned on her that the stallions she passed seemed much more friendly than normal. “I think I really am in heat.” She whispered, and decided to take a final test.

She spotted Big Macintosh pulling a large wagon loaded to near overflowing with luscious fresh apples. Dramatically dodging a puddle in the path, Twilight “accidentally” brushed a wing against Big Mac’s side as she cheerfully said “Isn’t today a lovely day to go to market?”

“Eeyup.” He answered, but then his nostrils flared and his eyes opened wide in near panic. As Twilight watched, he made a tight U-turn with his wagon, and headed for the schoolhouse with a stiff legged gait. Twilight caught just a glimpse as the stoic pony made his retreat. Big Mac’s willpower must be formidable. Just a couple of inches of his astoundingly thick penis showed, and even that rapidly withdrew into his body.

She almost ran after the strong handsome farmer, but she couldn’t do that. Everypony knew how close he and Cheerilee were, even if they tried so hard to keep their heated affair a secret.

Twilight sighed. Ever since the wonderful night she had gifted Princess Celestia with her mare’s virginity, she had been giving some rather intense thought to Big Mackintosh, Flash Sentry, Mr. Cake, Davenport, and most importantly, her BBBFF. She even had a few weird dreams about that loudmouth Iron Will yelling “If a mare is in heat, you give her the meat!” while taking liberties with her in front of an audience at one of his self help lectures. She sure hoped Luna hadn’t seen those!

“Oh my.” Twilight sighed. “I hope he can wait for Cheerilee until school lets out for the day.”

“Who can wait for Cheerilee?” A sweet filly-like voice asked.

With a flutter of wings, a Pegasus came in for a landing. She narrowly avoided colliding with a tree, and Twilight came close to teleporting to safety when the pony landed practically nose to nose with her. “Oh, nopony special.” She said hastily. “How are you this fine day, Derpy?”

“I’m just peachy keen, Miss Princess Twilight!”

Twilight laughed. “Derpy, you don’t have to be quite so formal with me.”

“Well, being polite has never gotten me into trouble, Miss Twilight.” Derpy smiled.

Twilight smiled in return. Pinkie Pie may wield the Element of Laughter, but Derpy Hooves would be the hooves down favorite for the Element of Niceness, if such a thing existed. She was also quite lovely, in what Applejack referred to as “The Filly Next Door” way. Twilight mentally reined herself in. The head of her penis very nearly came out to meet Derpy’s unusual and penetrating gaze. Not that the polite mare was looking under her hindquarters, but one could never quite tell just what Derpy was looking at. “I must be going!” Twilight said hastily.

“Where, to the library?” Derpy fell in step at her side. “Can I come with you? I was hoping to find a book.”

Was Derpy in heat? Twilight dared not sniff. Thankfully a pleasant breeze was keeping any pheromones from reaching her highly sensitive nose. “What books interest you?”

“Oh, just something light for casual reading. Do you have “The History of the Muffin as told in Neo-Classical Literature”? I heard it’s a real page turner!”

Twilight thought a moment. “Why yes. I recently acquired a copy of the deluxe illustrated edition.”

Derpy reared up, spread her wings for balance, and clapped her front hooves together like a happy little filly. “Woo-hoo! I heard the pictures are so good you can practically smell the muffins!”

Twilight suppressed a moan. While technically not in the grip of a wing-boner, Derpy looked damn sexy as her wings slowly flapped. Those wings stirred the air, and Twilight spread her own wings when Derpy’s readiness to breed became known to her.

“The smell is delightful.” She said softly.

“You really can smell them?” Derpy asked in confusion.

Twilight shook her head. “No, I was just thinking out loud.”

Did she dare? After things almost ended terribly when she had forced herself onto Rainbow that very first time. After that near tragedy, she had been very fortunate in becoming lovers with so many willing mares that made advances on her.

True, Rainbow had forgiven her, but had also very nearly beaten her up when she found her with Fluttershy. The shy pony was crying her eyes out while dripping semen. Thinking the worst, Rainbow became enraged and slammed Twilight into a bookcase.

Fluttershy had to hastily explain that she had been on top. She had slipped while attempting to climb off before Twilight ejaculated. She assured Rainbow that Twilight had been true to her word and kept her hooves to herself. The creamy-pie was her own fault when she fell down onto Twilight, ramming the penis deep into her body while Twilight was just at the very edge of release.

Later, she and Rainbow had a long heart to heart talk. Twilight had made a solemn promise to herself and to Rainbow that she would never again use magic or her title to make a mare have sex with her. She even Pinkie-swore that from now on, no would only mean no.

That left Twilight the one option all good and decent stallions faced; Seduction. Just the idea made her nervous. After her botched attempt with Rainbow, she had never needed to seduce a mare. Could she ease Derpy along, until the lovely mare decided that she would like to make love?

“I’ll be very careful.” Twilight whispered to herself.

“What was that, Miss Twilight?”

Twilight gulped. “Derpy, would you like to stay and, um, t-take tea with me?”

Derpy smiled. “That would be very nice!”

Taking tea had become a very private joke among Twilight and her friends. She had to picture all the snakes in Fluttershy’s cottage to prevent her penis from emerging because of the purely sexual connotation the simple phrase now held. “Spike baked a huge batch of muffins this morning. How does that sound?”

“That sounds simply yummy, Miss Twilight!”

As they walked along, Twilight heard the rhythmic thud of galloping hooves on the path behind them. “Princess Twilight, might I have a word with my assistant?”

Twilight turned and faced the enigmatic Time Turner, if that was really his name. She had also heard he went by Dr. John Whooves, if pressed for a full name. Mostly he insisted that everypony call him simply The Doctor.

Twilight felt her heart sink. Was her chance over before it even started? “Certainly Doctor.” She said cheerfully, while hoping to at least find a large watermelon.

The Doctor practically dragged Derpy away by her mane. Twilight tried not to eavesdrop, but her hearing was very good. Still, she made no sense of their cryptic nonsensical conversation.

Derpy seemed agitated. “Doctor, you said it was a fixed point!”

“I know, but I just want to make sure!” The Doctor pointed a slender metal wand in Twilight’s direction. It glowed blue and made an odd whirring noise. He shut the device off and donned a pair of cardboard glasses with one red and one blue lens, just like the pair Twilight had from when she and Rainbow went to see the exciting new science fiction chiller thriller “The Parasprite That Ate Manehattan”. He stared at her through them and muttered. “The Artron energy signatures match at least.” He looked flustered. “Um, and she does meet that other, uh, qualification, as well.”

Derpy looked almost angry. That was an expression Twilight never saw on the very happy pony before. “Doctor, I already told you I think she meets that little detail! Just look at Celestia’s Angels!” She took a deep breath. “You already said about Artron’s signature after you went on ahead to double check. You said it had to be somepony that entered the time stream without a TARDIS!”

Twilight groaned. It still embarrassed her to be reminded of the panic she had caused herself when she had traveled back in time and didn’t get to give her full message. She had set all of Ponyville on its ear when she told everypony that she had traveled in time to warn herself of a great danger that never came to pass! Twilight blinked. “What the hay is a tar tiss?” she wondered.

The Doctor sighed. “I warned you about spoilers! When you read that newspaper announcement eleven months from now,” He looked around suddenly and went on in a quieter voice. “That advanced edition newspaper; everything got all wibbly wobbly timey wimey!”

Twilight rolled her eyes. “Wibbly wobbly timey wimey?” she whispered. What kind of foal talk is that? Maybe she had better warn Derpy to stay away from this Doctor. His encyclopedia was obviously a few volumes short of a complete set.

Derpy smiled, once again looking serenely happy. “You said it was a fixed point.” She repeated. “I’m not gonna make the universe blow up or something just because I got a tiny sneak peek!” She giggled. “Besides, Dinky was very excited when I told her the news.”

The Doctor scrubbed a hoof over his face. “You told Dinky? Derpy, you have to mind the spoilers!”

“Well Doctor, you have to mind the rules. Do you remember what we talked about after you foal-sat her for me last time?”

The Doctor looked slightly embarrassed, and more than a little guilty. “There will be no more adventures for Dinky while I’m foal-sitting her.” He said as if by rote. “She only enters the TARDIS with her mother at her side.”

“Good! Dinky scared the willies out of me with all that talk about Cyberponies on Mondas!”

“She had a great time.” The Doctor grinned sheepishly. “In fact, she saved the day when she led us to that last bag of gold dust. Her Unicorn magic is coming along quite nicely.”

Twilight dismissed their strange whimsical conversation. “That’s right, Derpy has Dinky!” She clamped her mouth shut. Derpy is a mom. That means she already had sex at least once! All her secret books said that single moms were “hot to trot”! Seducing Derpy might be easier than she thought!

Derpy smiled at the Doctor. “Wish me luck!”

Looking decidedly uncomfortable, he said “Good luck, and um, Derpy, have a nice time.”

“Oh, I do hope I do!”

The Doctor watched as his assistant trotted off to rejoin the princess. “Now how were they originally supposed to get together, I wonder? I have got to get that filly to avoid spoilers!”

Rejoining Twilight, Derpy tried the old comic book dodge of “accidentally” stumbling and bumping into the stallion you fancied. Twilight wasn’t a stallion, but it seemed like a good idea. “Oops, silly me!” she exclaimed, as she fluttered her wings and brushed one lightly against Twilight’s flank.

Twilight’s horn flashed as she steadied Derpy before she fell completely. Was it because of her unusual gaze that the Pegasi was so clumsy all of the time? “Are you okay, Derpy?” she asked, desperately ignoring the electric touch of feathers against her coat. If she displayed now, Derpy would be terrified!

“Oh, I’m fine and dandy, Miss Twilight.” Derpy shouted cheerfully. Inwardly, she sighed. Twilight didn’t seem interested in THAT way. This might be harder than she thought it would be. Whenever she was in heat, she had to keep a weather eye on every stallion in sight. For some reason they all seemed to come after her.

She could escape Earth and Unicorn ponies by taking to the air, but then she was fair game to every Pegasi. She was grateful that Rainbow Dash taught a class in defensive flying. A couple of seasons ago she had a very determined Soarin on her tail! Dinky almost had a new brother or sister then!

He sure backed off when she lashed out with her hind legs! She had only tried to dislodge his flight goggles, but for some reason Soarin cried out “Not my nose again!” He banked hard to the right and abandoned the chase.

Now Twilight just wasn’t interested in her. “What kind of muffins did Spike bake?” she asked hopefully, mind not quite on teatime.

Twilight smiled. Food was a safe topic! “Oh he made three kinds. Honey oat, and banana nut.”

“What was the third?” Derpy asked, ever curious about the delectable baked treats.

“Quartz and emerald with just a dusting of pumice.” Twilight said with a grin. “They’re his favorite.”

“They sound, um, crunchy.” Derpy giggled. “I wonder how they taste to a dragon.”

“I’d say like ambrosia, judging by how fast Spike gobbled down a dozen!”

When they reached the library, Twilight was thankful she normally kept it closed until school was through for the day. Most adult ponies visited after work. It left her days free for research, and other things. She opened the door and stepped aside politely for Derpy to enter. “Make yourself at home.” She said, while trying not to openly stare at Derpy’s firm pert rump.

Derpy entered. She turned and watched Twilight close the door behind them. Thank goodness the princess accidentally forgot to turn the sign over to open! Derpy had been wondering if she could manage to turn it back without being noticed.

Twilight carefully locked the door, and double checked that the sign said closed. She hoped that Derpy wouldn’t notice and get nervous! Her horn glowed softly. Behind Derpy’s back, a large book left the shelves and drifted up the stairs. “After teatime, we can go get you that book. I, um, I think I left it in my, uh, bedroom.” Twilight groaned. Had she actually said something so obvious? Thank goodness Derpy was such a gentle kind pony that the innuendo went un-noticed.

Derpy tried to remain calm, but her heart pounded and she felt distinct warmth growing within her. That would be perfect! If she could get a chance to be alone with princes Twilight in her very own bedroom, things would work out splendidly! “Oh, I’d like to see your bedroom, Miss Twilight!” Derpy groaned inwardly. How could she say something so foolish? She had to play this right, or who knows what would happen to the universe if she scared princess Twilight off! “After we have tea and muffins.” She finished with a nervous smile.

Twilight led her guest to the kitchen. Horn glowing, she filled the teakettle, and then put the tealeaves in the balls and placed them in a couple of cups. “This is a brew my friend Zecora gave me.” Twilight felt her face grow warm. She thought of another brew Zecora had given Luna, and the serious aftereffects it had on her already overactive libido.

Derpy fought down the urge to giggle. She had heard that Zecora had a very unusual tea that a mare could use if her husband had, well, lost interest. If only she had something like that right now! “Oh, I’m sure it will be lovely.”

Twilight turned to the breadbox. When she opened it, she breathed deeply of the wonderful muffin scent within. Maybe that would help. In the small warm kitchen, the delectable aroma of Derpy’s heat was driving her wild! “I, I’ll serve the muffins now. Which kind would you like?”

When Twilight turned her back, Derpy tried to soundlessly stir the air with a quick flap of her wings. Why wasn’t the princess responding to her heat? It was then that she realized it wasn’t just the fate of the universe any more. She WANTED this! “It’s been so long.” She whispered dreamily, fighting to furl wings that wished to remain spread wide.

“What was that?” Twilight asked softly, as she desperately tried to hold onto her self control.

“I, um, I had an early breakfast, Miss Twilight! It’s been so long since I had a muffin! Surprise me. Don’t give me an emerald one though. That’s not the kind of hard thing I want in my mouth.” Derpy wanted to kick her own flank for that. What was she doing saying something so nasty? She was in serious danger of princess Twilight throwing her out for being a crude commoner!

Twilight’s magic wobbled a little as her cock threatened to emerge. She nearly dropped a plate as she brought them to the table and set the muffins on them. She had to be more careful! Her stupid libido was reading things into every simple comment Derpy made now! “Soft and warm is better against the tongue!” she blurted out. It was all she could do to keep from just banging her head on the table.

Derpy almost whimpered at princess Twilight’s comment. How could she be so crude to think something like THAT from the princess’s innocent little quip? She tried to force memories of school-filly encounters at slumber parties from her mind. Trying to collect herself, Derpy leaned down and gave a sniff to the muffin on her plate. It was slightly misshapen and a little flat on top, but it smelled heavenly of bananas. “I love bananas.” She whispered, as she took a dainty nibble.

Twilight tried to stop herself from staring. She gave Derpy an imperfect muffin! It was sort of flat on the top. It looked, she gulped. It looked remarkably like the crown of a pony cock, with its broad flaring flat head. She was thankful of the table between them. When Derpy’s lips gently touched the muffin, Twilight cock slid from her body and grew erect! “How does it taste?” she gasped huskily.

“Yummy!” Derpy took a bigger bite, and didn’t notice that Twilight suddenly flinched. “Spike is a wonderful baker!”

Twilight took a bite of her muffin. What was she going to do? If she left the table now, Derpy would see her difference before she had a chance to ease her into the idea. The poor thing would be terrified! If Rainbow Dash heard she traumatized the gentle mare, she might think Twilight tried to use force again! “I, I’ll let him know you said that.” She said quietly.

Derpy sighed. The muffin was excellent, but she could hardly keep her mind on it. Why wasn’t Twilight showing any interest? A stallion would probably be all over her by now! Was the universe fated to unravel because she didn’t know how to interest a princess? Maybe it was the wrong approach. Maybe Twilight just had no interest in a simple pony like her.

Derpy screwed up her courage. She just had to get Twilight to want to make love to her! Maybe, maybe if she showed she was as playful as Rainbow, something would happen. “Miss Twilight how is your flying coming along?”

At last, something safe to talk about! Twilight smiled. “I’m getting much better. Rainbow Dash has taught me a lot. I may never be as fast as her, but she says I’m doing very well.”

Derpy cheered up. What a perfect way to get her intentions across! “Maybe we could have a race. We can Pinkie swear on it, and the winner will make the loser do whatever she wants!” Derpy had every intention of losing big time! “What do you say, Miss Princess Twilight?”

The teacup had just left her lips when Twilight’s mind registered what Derpy had said. Pinkie Pie would have highly approved of Twilight’s royal “spit-take”. “What, what did you say? Derpy, I swear I would never hurt you!” Twilight’s horn glowed bright. The room flashed as she teleported herself into the bathroom.

Derpy looked around the suddenly empty kitchen. She felt like crying. “I, I just don’t know what went wrong.” She sobbed.

Spike emerged from the bubbles in the tub when the sudden discharge of magic made all the scented candles flicker. “Twilight, this is my ME time!” the baby dragon complained. “I’ve only been in here for two hours!”

“I’m sorry!” Twilight cried, wishing that her use of magic hadn’t increased how horny she felt. “I have to keep out of sight until Derpy leaves!”

Spike noticed the condition of his best friend. “Yikes! Did Derpy see the, um, Twilicane?”

“That’s scepter, Spike.” She froze. “Forget my scepter! I don’t know if she saw the real me!” Twilight wailed. “But she knows about what happened between me and Rainbow Dash!”

“Twilight, what are you talking about?” Spike asked as he climbed out of the tub and grabbed a towel. “How would Derpy know that you, uh, and Rainbow, um, did stuff and made a foal?”

“I don’t know, but it’s not just that!” Twilight cringed. “She knows DETAILS!”

“So?’ Spike smiled. “Derpy’s a mom. I think it’s safe to assume she knows all about how foals are made.”

Twilight couldn’t bring herself to admit to Spike the dark secret she and Rainbow shared. It was humiliating to know that somehow Derpy knew she had forced herself on Rainbow!

Meanwhile, Derpy left the kitchen and wandered dejectedly around the empty library. She paused at the cozy loft bedroom, and tried not to imagine snuggling up all warm and toasty under the covers with the princess in that lovely bed. She moved on, pausing to call out before a closed door.

“Miss Princess Twilight? Where did you go? Are you in there? Are you mad at me?” She sighed. Would the universe really unravel if Twilight didn’t put a foal in her tummy? She knew the timing didn’t have to be EXACTLY right now. She would be in season for a few days at least. There had to be some way she could seduce Twilight before her season ended!

Twilight heard Derpy and went into panic overdrive. “Oh no, she’s right outside the door!” With a splash, Twilight hopped into the bubble bath. She lowered herself into the mountain of suds until even the tip of her horn was hidden from view. “Spike, tell her I was called away! Then, go out and buy a huge watermelon! Get the biggest one you can find! You can finish your bath later!”

“Whatever you say Twilight.” Spike said cheerfully. He’d be sure to refill the tub though. Otherwise he’d worry that Twilight might have accidentally squirted something besides soap into his glorious bubbles!

Twilight hunkered down even lower in the large tub. Completely obscured by the glistening suds, just her nose was about the surface of the warm water. The scent of lavender with just a hint of Spike was somewhat soothing. I brought to mind happy memories of caring for the baby dragon in the first months after he hatched.

Derpy looked up when the door before her opened. “Hiya Spike.” She said sadly as the little dragon slipped out and hastily closed the door behind him.

“What’s up, girlfriend?” Spike grinned. Derpy always jokingly claimed that they were bitter rivals since she too delivered messages. Granted, her mail delivery was at a much slower pace, and with maybe a teensy bit less accuracy. “Deliver any snail mail today?”

Derpy just sighed. “I took today off. Have you seen the Princess? She kinda vanished while we were having muffins.”

“Oh, I wouldn’t worry about that. Twilight always flitters around. Being a princess keeps her on her hooves.”

Derpy sighed again. “Things were going so well too. Then I made a big goof of myself by talking about her special somepony Rainbow Dash, and I ruined everything!”

“Oh really?” Spike drawled. “What could that have possibly ruined?”

“I thought, um, I, I hoped, ah, that we were maybe going to, uh,” She smiled shyly. “Relax in her bedroom after lunch.”

Spike may be young, but he thought of himself as wise beyond his years. Besides, his education in pony biology had taken quite a leap forward when Twilight grew her extra horn, as he sometimes jokingly referred to it. “Oh, you wanted to “RELAX” with Twilight in her bedroom, in bed, together. Now I get it.”

“Oh yes Spike! More than anything! It’s super important that Princess Twilight and I relax together today!” Derpy suddenly sat on her haunches and put her front hooves in front of her face in embarrassment. “I shouldn’t a ought to have said that! Spike, I’m sorry!”

“Aw, don’t worry about it.” Spike thought a moment. “Derpy, you need to calm down.” He wished he was wearing his villain hat, cape, and false mustache. His sudden idea called for a diabolical laugh and at least two mustache twirls! “Why don’t you go in the bathroom and take a nice bubble bath. I drew it for myself, but suddenly remembered some grocery shopping I need to get done.”

“You want ME to take a bath in the Royal bathroom?” Derpy gasped.

“I don’t know about Royal, but it does have a throne.” Spike said with a grin.

Derpy couldn’t help laughing. “Spike, you’re silly!” She took a deep breath and expelled it in a long drawn out sigh. “Are you sure it will be okay?”

“Sure, it’ll be okay. I’ll be gone for hours and hours. Take your time and let the bubbles erase all your troubles.”

“I do like bubbles.” Derpy made up her mind. “Okay, I think I will. Dinky won’t be home until after school. Maybe the Princess will return and we can, um, talk.”

“Have a nice time!” Spike headed for the front door. “Remember, I won’t be home for hours. I’ll just lock up here, and you can let yourself out whenever you’re through.”

“Thank you Spike.” Derpy called as the front door closed. “He’s such a nice little dragon!”

Spike paused in front of the library and giggled. “What’s that Twilight? You wanted to thank me? Oh, you’re quite welcome! Think nothing of it.” He skipped merrily off. If he hurried, maybe he could catch the matinee of “The Parasprite That Ate Manehattan”. Rainbow Dash gave it two hooves up, so it must be good!

What was going on out there? Twilight could hear indistinct voices, but couldn’t make out the words. That is until Derpy thanked Spike. “What? Oh no! Spike left, and Derpy is still here!”

Twilight froze as the bathroom door began to slowly open. Her sudden impulse to teleport sort of faded as Derpy entered the bathroom. The huge mountain of luxurious suds made the perfect camouflage. Derpy would never see her through millions of bubbles!

“Oh please!” she begged in breathless silence. She may never get to make love with Derpy, but if things went right, she would be able to see her tinkle!

She could thank Pinkie for that odd little fetish. In her strange way of popping up most anywhere without a teleportation spell, Pinkie had suddenly jumped from behind the shower curtain while Twilight was urgently busy at the toilet. Since her urethra was relocated to her penis when she became a futanari, Twilight now had to urinate like a stallion. Pinkie was absolutely thrilled by the show, especially when a startled Twilight missed the bowl completely and made a puddle on the floor.

One thing led to another, and Twilight had ended up watching with wide eyes as Pinkie stood in the bathtub. With a huge smile on her face, the pink party pony peed all over her tail and back hooves. Since then, Pinkie had been begging Twilight to “Wash her mane with the purple garden hose”. Twilight’s resolve against that was weakening, but until then, she surely did like watching mares piddle!

Derpy almost laughed when she entered the bathroom. “Gee wiz, Spike certainly likes scented candles!” She sighed again. “Too bad Twilight isn’t here. It’s very romantic. We could bathe together, and then retire to bed and snuggle!”

Twilight very nearly inhaled a lungful of suds. Did Derpy just say she wanted to go to bed with her? She had no idea that Derpy was a Filly-Fooler! Twilight’s tummy was pressing her cock against the floor of the tub. It took all of her willpower not to squirm in an effort to increase stimulation.

Derpy lifted her tail high, backed up and settled her hindquarters on the broad seat of the toilet. She giggled like a filly. “Who would have thought a plain old Pegasi would get to sit on, um, use a Princess’s throne?” In a moment, the bathroom was filled with the soft hiss and merry tinkle of a pony relieving herself.

She could hear it! Derpy was peeing! Oh no! The bubbles were obscuring her view! With deft control, Twilight magically cleared a small peephole through the suds so she could at least see Derpy seated on the potty.

Derpy had exceptional peripheral vision on one side, and that was the side the bathtub was on. Her heart pounded when she saw a gentle magenta glow through the lovely bubbles. Was Twilight there? She must be! A real live princess was watching her piddle!

Being a mail pony had certain advantages. Derpy subscribed regularly to Play-Filly, using a false name and an address in Ponyville that didn’t exist, but if did, would be on her route. It was easy-peasy to just sneak the plainly wrapped magazine into her saddlebag. Technically, she wasn’t breaking any postal laws. The periodical always ended up in the hot little hooves of the mare that subscribed to it.

Just last month she read a thrilling letter from a mare named Rosa Crostata. Miss Crostata gave exciting details about watching a special stallion friend go wee. In return she let him watch her piddle in the bathtub and get her tail all wet. Was Miss Princess Twilight like Miss Crostata?

Derpy took a chance. While her stream was flowing, she very carefully lifted her rump from the seat. It was a bit awkward, but spreading her wings for balance let her lift one hind leg and gingerly put her hoof on top of the toilet tank.

Twilight moaned, blowing bubbles as she peered over the rim of the tub. Derpy was sometimes a bit odd, but for whatever reason, Twilight blessed the ungainly pose she suddenly struck. It let her enjoy a perfect view of the golden water sprinkling into the toilet.

When she finished, Derpy stepped on the pedal and sighed with contentment as a stream of warm water sprayed upward to gently cleanse her. Screwing her courage to the maximum, Derpy took the biggest gamble of her life. “I wish Miss Princess Twilight could have seen me do that. Maybe then she wouldn’t think I was so plain Jane. She’d think I was interesting and exotic like Rainbow Dash! Then maybe she would want to take me to bed too!”

Twilight forgot herself. She teleported a few feet and instantaneously appeared directly in front of the toilet. Once more, the ponies were nose to nose. Twilight’s wet mane was plastered to her head, her droopy dripping tail ran rivulets on the floor, and suds flew everywhere when her wings spread to their fullest! “Derpy, you’re lovely! Nopony thinks you’re a plain anything!”

Derpy smiled. “Does teleporting such a short distance save wear and tear on horseshoes?”

Twilight gasped. Then she grinned sheepishly. “You knew I was hiding in Spike’s bubbles, didn’t you?”

“Spike didn’t tell me.” Derpy assured. “I saw your horn glow. It looked real pretty the way it lit up the suds.”

Twilight looked under herself and whimpered. She was if anything, harder than ever! “Don’t be scared! Just let me explain!”

Derpy giggled again. “Miss Princess, I’m a Pegasi. I know all about how some very lucky Pegasi mares will become futanari. I even met one once, a long time ago.”

“You, you met a futanari before?”

“Miss Princess Twilight, how do you think I got to be a mommy?” Derpy looked bashful. “My first and only time was with a mysterious futanari at the Grand Galloping Gala a few years ago.”

Twilight felt sudden joyful hope, but she had to let Derpy know that she learned her lesson. “Um, Derpy, about what you said before?”

“About going to bed?” Derpy smiled hopefully. “Yes please.”

“Not that, what you said earlier!” Twilight paused for a nervous second. “About racing and the loser does whatever the winner wants.”

It was Derpy’s turn to feel nervous. “I didn’t mean to spy, but you guys were all over the sky!” She smiled. “That rhymes. I sound like Miss Zecora! Anyway, I read Play-Filly. I know some strong willed ponies like Rainbow Dash can secretly desire to role-play that their lovers are really the ones that are strong and forceful.”

“Uh, role-play?” Twilight felt as if a great weight had lifted from her shoulders. “Oh yeah, role-play.”

“Besides, Rainbow Dash teaches a Pegasi mating defense class. If you were REALLY doing something wrong, she probably would have bucked you a broken nose!”

“Somepony reminded me of that not too long ago.” Twilight said while feeling a flash of her old guilt. “It’s a very good thing to remember.”

Derpy took matters into her own hooves. She leaned foreword and put her lips to Twilight’s. The kiss was as sweet and warm as her very first one! They parted, and Derpy smiled. “Miss Princess, let’s forget all about role-play, okay?”

Twilight nodded. “Uh, okay.” A smile spread across her own face. “Derpy, you didn’t close your eyes.”

“Is that wrong?” Derpy worried for a moment. “I know I’m a little different.” She stopped short. “Hey, Miss Princess, you didn’t close your eyes either!”

Twilight stole another kiss. She was surprised and pleased when Derpy’s tongue entered her mouth.

“Wow!” Twilight giggled. “You look right at me with both eyes when we kiss.”

“Of course I do, Miss Princess.” Derpy said with a smile. “Ya know what? Kissing is great! This felt just like my first, oh, never mind.”

Twilight’s horn glowed. In seconds, she was dry, with her mane a frazzled unkempt mess, but who cared about that. “Derpy, uh, would, would you like to come to my bedroom?”

It was happening! Derpy felt a fearful thrill race through her. “I, I don’t have much experience, Miss Princess Twilight, but, oh yes!”

Twilight giggled. “Not much experience? Kissing you is wonderful! I’m sure, uh, other things will be too!”

Feeling inpatient, Twilight didn’t even wait for Derpy to move. Her horn glowed bright, and she levitated Derpy right off of the toilet!

Derpy felt the magic flowing through her. Every part of her being was supported as she floated into the air. This was so different than flying! It was even better than the times the Doctor would extend the atmosphere outside of the TARDIS so she could experience the weightless wonder of outer space.

It somehow felt so nice knowing that princess Twilight held her safe and secure as she trailed behind the princess like a balloon on a string. Twilight slowly trotted from the bathroom and headed towards her bedroom loft.

“Oh, oh, what’s happening?” Derpy gasped as she slowly turned upside down and moved in front of Twilight.

“Don’t worry.” Twilight said nervously. “I, um, just wanted to kiss you again.” Inverted in relation to each other, Twilight’s magic brought them face to face once more.

“You’re upside down.” Derpy giggled as her mane brushed along the floor and her hindquarters ended up just inches from the ceiling. Then they kissed, and talking was forgotten.

Twilight forgot herself. “Fluttershy likes when I do that.” She looked stricken and gently settled Derpy to the bed. “Oh, I’m so sorry. I shouldn’t have said that!”

Derpy just smiled. “Miss Princess Twilight, I only saw you and Rainbow Dash together, but I’m not that silly. Every one of “Celestia’s Angels” has come to me for advice on being a single mom except for you. Don’t ya think I figured out who put the foals in their tummies?”

Twilight didn’t know how to feel. “Derpy, you aren’t upset?”

“Heck no I’m not upset, Miss Princess!” Derpy wriggled on the bed. “This is exciting!” Her voice dropped to a whisper. “It’s so very important, too!”

“All of my friends are important to me!” Twilight exclaimed loyally. “Derpy, I hope you know that I consider you to be my friend!”

Derpy patted a hoof on a pillow and then spread her four legs wide. “I like you too, Miss Princess! Now come and lay next to me, okay?”

Twilight was mesmerized. She had been with quite a few mares, but this was her first time with a mother! It was so exciting! She whimpered softly while staring between Derpy’s hind legs. “A foal came out of there.” She whispered excitedly.

“One sure did, Miss Princess.” Derpy said proudly. “I was in labor with Dinky for hours before I dilated wide enough to…” Her eyes opened wide. “Oh, oh yes please!” she gasped as Twilight failed to join her in bed, but suddenly thrust her face between her hind legs instead.

The analytical part of Twilight’s mind attempted to taste a difference between a marehood that had born a foal, and those she had known that had not…Yet. Rational thought was soon swept away as she gloried in the musky sweet taste of a mare in her heat.

Derpy shivered in near ecstasy. Was it a futanari thing? Princess Twilight’s tongue had that same wonderful rhythm and flutter she remembered from the night she lost her virginity, and gained her darling daughter. She put her front hooves in Twilight’s frazzled mane, and whimpered in pure delight as she relived part of her first Grand Galloping Gala.

Twilight’s penis ached to penetrate where her tongue danced, but mother or not, she didn’t wish to rush Derpy. Twilight wanted the mare’s second time to be something special!

Saving the world never felt so wonderful! Derpy mewled and whimpered as Twilight’s tongue did wonderful things to her. Riding pillows or rubbing herself with a hoof was a poor substitute for the real thing! Now that Dinky was old enough to understand a mare has certain needs, Derpy hoped that she wouldn’t have to wait such a long time ever again!

Derpy was getting wetter by the second, and Twilight loved it! She lapped eagerly, every few seconds needing to swallow the wonderful honey she gathered.

Derpy moaned. She remembered lying in the grass and staring at the stars as her first lover did these same wonderful things to her. Sure she had been a bit tipsy, but everypony was right. You don’t forget your first time! Princess Twilight was pushing her closer and closer, as she somehow emulated that long ago lover.

Derpy was squirming beneath her. Twilight had to put her front hooves against her lover’s flanks in an effort to hold her still. Her own needs were growing harder to ignore. It was time to force Derpy to the edge! Twilight lavished attention on the swelling pearl of Derpy’s clitoris. She was rewarded as moans soon turned to passionate cries.

“Oh, oh Miss Princess!” Derpy wailed. “That’s right! That’s just what she did! I, I’m going crazy! I’m, I’m gonna do it!” The writhing mare opened her mouth again, but all that emerged was a squealing whinny of pure delight!

Suddenly, Twilight’s muzzle was soaked! Derpy bathed her with glorious fluid as she happily tormented that beautiful jewel by lashing her tongue against it with the speed that even impressed Rainbow Dash!

“Goodness!” Derpy gasped when Twilight finally relented and let her catch her breath. “Do futanari take special classes in, uh, that? Today is like the Gala all over again!”

Twilight giggled. “I’ve had some practice, Derpy. I am so glad I pleased you!”

“You sure did!” Derpy sighed. “What about you? Poor Miss Princess didn’t get any fun yet.”

“Derpy, I know you’re kidding!” Twilight swiped her tongue over her glistening lips. “You have no idea how much fun I was having!”

“Doesn’t your penis want to have fun now too?” Derpy asked coyly. “I bet it does.”

Twilight gulped. “I bet you’re right.” She said gruffly.

Derpy’s ears pricked up. That tone! It sounded so familiar to her. “Are, are we really gonna do it, Miss Princess?”

“Of course we are, Derpy.” Twilight smiled. “Unless you want me to stop. It’s up to you, okay?”

“Okay Miss Princess!” Derpy rolled over and clambered out of bed. Once her hooves hit the floor, she took advantage and treated herself to a good long look under princess Twilight’s tummy. “Oh my, that is sure pretty.” She breathed. “It looks just like…” She thought for a moment and smiled. “It looks exactly the same!”

“It looks exactly the same as what?” Twilight asked, embarrassed at Derpy’s sudden scrutiny.

“Oh, nothing!” Derpy turned her rump towards Twilight. She lifted her tail high and bent her front legs to lower her head towards the floor. “I’m ready, Miss Princess. Please take me now!”

That beautiful yellow blonde tail held twitchingly erect was so inviting! Twilight moaned as she moved up behind Derpy. “I, I’ll be careful.” She breathed as she lifted up onto her hind legs and settled her body onto Derpy’s back.

“I’m not a silly virgin, Miss Princess!” Derpy said softly. She gulped. “I really am ready for you!”

Twilight used her magic to steady her throbbing erection. She found Derpy’s center, and placed the head of her cock against it. “So warm.” She moaned, as she began to press in. Her eyes opened wide in delightful surprise. Having no experience with a mother before, she kind of expected a somewhat loser entrance. After all, a foal came out of there! She was oh so wrong! “Sweet Celestia, Derpy, you’re so tight!” she cried.

Derpy once again felt a huge thickness entering her body. This time she felt no cider muddling her mind, and more importantly, no fleeting pain of tearing hymen. “Oh Miss Princess, you’re so big!”

Twilight buried herself completely within the willing mare’s body. “Derpy, you’re fantastic! It, it’s like you’re a virgin!”

Derpy moaned. “I haven’t been for a while now, Miss Princess!” She said huskily. “That ended at the Gala!”

Twilight adjusted herself, gripping Derpy better with her forelegs. “I wish I could have been there!” she gasped. “I can just imagine how tight you were then!”

Derpy lifted her head, and stood tall under Twilight. “That, that’s what she said!” she gasped as strong legs hugged her middle. “My Gala friend was all nutty over how tight I was. She talked about it even before we, uh, did anything!” She let out a soft whinny. “Oh yes, hold me!”

Twilight thrust her face into Derpy’s shining mane as she gripped her lover tighter with her front legs. She moved her rump and withdrew, just to ram her cock right back into that wonderful warmth. “You friend had good taste!” she said, as she fell into an energetic rhythm. “I’d like to meet her some day!”

“Two futanari together?” Derpy whimpered as she tried to picture a futanari couple penetrating each other at the same time. “It would be like a Morbius strip, or Ouroboros swallowing himself!”

Twilight couldn’t help a giggle. “I shouldn’t be surprised at your depth, Derpy!”

Derpy felt a dopey smile spread over her face. “You, you mean “down there”, Miss Princess?” she teased.

“No, silly!”

Derpy shimmed her flanks as Twilight thrust into her, and giggled when the princess moaned. “Are ya sure? I must be deep for that pretty penis to go oh so far up me!” She wriggled again. “I’m all full up with Pretty Princess Pecker!”

Twilight was surprised to hear the mild pony attempting to talk dirty. The playful alliteration was so very mild compared to Rarity’s vulgar rants, but it thrilled her just the same. “I’ll fill you up.” She groaned as her pace increased. “I’ll fill your belly with a foal!”

That was music to Derpy’s ears! The timeline would soon be safe, and she could just concentrate on enjoying the moment. To be fair, it was much longer than just a moment! Derpy panted and whinnied as Twilight just kept right on pumping into her trembling body.

Twilight fought to hold on as her lover succumbed and shuddered in orgasm. Just saying she would put a foal in Derpy made her worry a bit. Was this right? She knocked up so many mares already. Would ponies start to talk if every mare she knew was pregnant? Despite her sudden attack of conscience, she kept going as Derpy moaned and whimpered.

In and out her penis pushed into that wondrous snug warmth. The bedroom was filled with the rude sound of a hard shaft being slammed into a well lubricated tight sheath. Twilight felt the pressures building within her. “Soon, Derpy.” She gasped as her disheveled mane flew about her face. “Are, are you sure?” She groaned through clenched teeth and slowed to a stop. Twilight withdrew most of her member from that exquisite heat in order to give Derpy a choice. “I, I c-could p-pull out, huh-huh, and, and squirt it safely on your Cutie Mark.”

Derpy went wild. “No princess!” she cried as she slammed her rump back to impale herself fully. “Don’t stop now! Inside me, you have ta cum inside me! You just gotta make me pregnant!” Derpy took over. She wildly bucked back against Twilight, forcing that beautiful cock to thrust in and out of her body. “Do it Princess! Please, you gotta squirt me down right now!”

What was a princess to do? A sexy mare was begging for her to do just what she wanted to do anyway! Twilight gripped Derpy even tighter with her front legs, and just rammed in! The lovers slammed against each other with the mindless frenzy of animals fornicating in the Everfree Forest!

“I’m cumming!” Twilight gasped into Derpy’s mane as muscles deep inside throbbed and she was pushed past the point of no return. Her penis gave a mighty jerk. Twilight went rigid with the head of her cock nested snugly against the mouth of Derpy’s womb as her ejaculate burst forth.

Derpy shook uncontrollably as her body was ravaged in orgasm. Just knowing that the throbbing cock within her was saving the world somehow made it more exciting! This was better than any magazine fired masturbation session! This was even better than her first time! She rode from peak to climactic peak, as warm gooey wetness ran down the insides of her hind legs.

Twilight had a mouth full of Derpy’s mane as her pulsing gradually eased to an end. She tried to casually spit it out so as not to offend her lover. She shook her head to try and clear it. “We were in the traditional mating stance depicted in figure one of the Pony Sutra. How did we get down on the floor?” she gasped. “Oh my, Derpy, are you okay? Did I hurt you?”

Derpy sighed with sated contentment. She lay on her tummy; all four legs sprawled out on the floor, with Twilight still on her back. “I feel wonderful!” she looked around and smiled. “Sorry Miss Princess, my legs kinda went out from under me and we fell down. I think the jarring when we hit the floor made you squirt even more though, so it worked out nicely.”

“Derpy, you were fantastic.” Twilight said as she tried to ease up off of the prone mare. She slowly stood up. There was a slithering sloppy sound as her semi-erect penis withdrew from Derpy’s body. “Are you sure I didn’t hurt you?”

Rising on wobbly legs, Derpy grinned. “I’m just peachy-keen Miss Princess! This was nothin’ compared to on the job crashes!” She glanced down under herself and giggled. “I’m all messy though, but that’s wonderful! That means I’ll soon have your foal all safe and snug in my belly!”

Knowing that she sired another foal seemed to melt away her worries. “As long as you’re happy, I’m happy, Derpy.”

Derpy smiled. “I’m very happy, Miss Princess Twilight! This was even better than the first time we made love!”

Twilight blinked, and then her mouth dropped open. She snapped it shut and stared at Derpy. “What, what did you say?”

Derpy giggled. “You don’t have to pretend any more, Miss Princess. I figured out it was you at the Gala when I took a nice close look at your pretty penis. Besides, Dinky’s magic is getting so strong. Who else would be her sire?”

“Derpy, this was my first time with you, honest!” Twilight gasped.

Derpy smiled. “You don’t have to worry, Miss Princess. I won’t tell anypony that it was really you who sired Dinky.”