My Little Pony: It’s good to be the Princess

13: Tree Hugger Observes

By Honey Moon

Twilight opened her eyes to a new day. “I do wish Luna hadn’t seen that dream.” She sighed.

A sweet voice spoke up. “What kind of dream, Miss Princess?”

Feeling her face grow warm, Twilight shook her head. “Oh, it was nothing.”

Derpy sat up. “Last week I dreamed I was the princess of all the muffins.” She giggled. “Princess Luna visited me in the dream and we ate some of my subjects.”

“She must have had a craving.” Twilight mused with a slight smile. “Dream muffins wouldn’t be fattening. She’s trying to watch what she eats.”

Derpy giggled. “When I had Dinky, I had the worst cravings ever for cupcakes! Why, for a while I couldn’t even look at a muffin. It was terrible!” She looked thoughtful. “Miss Princess Luna has cravings?” She nudged Twilight with a hoof and gave her a saucy wink. “Did you and she do “this and that” together?”

Twilight gasped. “Derpy, don’t spread that around!”

Derpy smiled. “Miss Princess Luna asked me advice about being an unwed broodmare too. I shoulda guessed that the Princess of Friendship had sired her foal.”

Twilight couldn’t help a grin. “How did I ever underestimate you, Derpy? You’re sharp as a tack!” She gulped. “Just don’t tell anypony, okay?”

“I’d never tell a Princess secret.” She grinned. “I wasn’t even tattling on Miss Princess Luna being pregnant. She’s really smug about her tummy growing and tells everypony about it in the Royal Voice.”

“I can just imagine that.” Twilight said with a grin.

Derpy took a deep breath. “WE NOTICED YOU STARING AT OUR TUMMY. DO YOU WISH TO RUB THE ROYAL BABY BUMP? IT IS SAID TO BRING THE RUB-EE GOOD LUCK!”

It was Twilight’s turn to giggle. “She just can’t seem to break that habit, but nopony minds any more.”

Derpy moved, and lifted a foreleg to pull down the bedding so she could get up. She froze, suddenly looking quite embarrassed and nervous. “Miss Princess?” she said softly.

Twilight smiled. “Twilight is fine Derpy.”

“Miss Princess Twilight? Um, could you lend a hoof?”

Twilight had been getting out of bed herself, glad that her night with Derpy seemed to have sated her enough to prevent a case of the dreaded “Morning Glory.” She turned back. “What’s wrong?”

“I, um, I wanted to go get cleaned up.” Derpy shifted a little and grimaced. “My tail is, uh, kinda stuck.” She fidgeted again, and let out a soft whinny. “Miss Princess, some of your stuff dried out. I’m sorta glued to the sheet!”

Twilight let out a soft moan. The bedding covering her suddenly lifted up, without benefit of hooves or magic. She lifted the blanket, and the musty smell of drying semen wafted out as she peeked under it. “Yikes, I guess I made a mess, didn’t I?”

Derpy turned to focus both eyes on the tent above Twilight’s mid section. “Oh yuck, you think that’s sexy, don’t ya?”

Ears twitching, Twilight grinned sheepishly. “Derpy, I can’t help it. Come on, let’s get you all cleaned up.”

Twilight rolled out of bed, penis bouncing to slap her tummy as she turned to pull the bedding away from her friend. Derpy’s pretty gray coat was all matted and stained with dried semen all over her hindquarters. Her bright yellow tail looked sort of dingy, and was indeed stuck to the sheets in several places.

“Ew!” Derpy giggled as Twilight used her magic to tug the sheets from her tail. She laughed, but gave a little jump too as individual hairs were almost painfully tugged. “That’s nasty!”

Twilight gave a meek shrug. “Yeah, I know. I get this way a lot when I have wet dreams.” She sighed. “Once I even woke up with my eyes glued shut with the gunk. That was quite a shock, I can tell you!”

Derpy laughed. “I betcha Miss Princess Luna likes those dreams!”

“I bet you’re right.” Twilight said with a crooked smile. Luna did seem to adore making appearances in her most embarrassing sexual dreams.

Freed of the bedding, Derpy surprised Twilight by following her into the bathroom. She looked at the princess’s erect penis, and then at the toilet. “Miss Princess? Could I watch, pretty please, with a muffin on top?”

Twilight gasped, but wasn’t turn about fair play? Yesterday she had been thrilled to watch Derpy pee. “Um, okay, but you have to promise not to laugh.”

“Why would I laugh, Miss Princess?” Derpy said, before a snicker escaped her lips as Twilight, horn glowing brightly, levitated and then turned over. The princess’s rump was almost touching the ceiling, while her face was level with the rim of the toilet bowl. The snicker soon turned into a rollicking case of the giggles, when Twilight hastily snatched her mane away after it dipped into the clear water in the bowl below.

“Oh ha-ha! Let’s all laugh at the funny pony!” Twilight said in mock anger as she hung in mid air. She couldn’t suppress a giggle of her own. “I know I must look ridiculous, but I have to watch my aim. Spike never complains, but I know he doesn’t like cleaning up my, um, assorted liquids.” She sighed as she turned a little more until her penis was pointed directly at the center of the bowl. “I can’t go any other way when I’m all hard like this.”

“Oh, I read that lots of stallions go piddle in the bathtub if they wake up with Morning Glory.”

Twilight turned her head to stare up at Derpy. “Do you want me to do that?” She asked softly. Her eyes opened wide. “Oops, it’s too late to change venues now!” She turned back to face the bowl, ever alert to avoid making a mess for Spike.

Derpy watched intently as first a little dribble, and then a strong steady golden stream rained down from the floating princess. Watching somehow made her feel really warm between the hind legs. She inched closer, and then boldly stuck out a hoof into the golden stream. “It’s so hot.” She said in wonder, as the stream deflected over the smooth rounded surface of her hoof, drastically altering the princess’s aim.

It wasn’t until Twilight started to sputter that she realized her mistake. Derpy snatched her hoof from the golden stream, but not before she had thoroughly soaked Twilight’s face. “Oh, I’m sorry Miss Princess!” Derpy cried. “I’ll get you a towel!” She glanced down at the small puddle under Twilight’s suddenly damp and dripping mane. “Where’s the mop?” she asked shrilly.

Twilight snorted and gasped. “Don’t worry about it.” She muttered huskily, trying to ignore the sharp tang on her tongue as she finished her business. She hoped that Derpy hadn’t noticed that she totally and completely by accident, swallowed, well, twice. Her body trembled just from knowing some of it got in her mane. Perhaps very soon she would bow to Pinkie’s demands, and “Wash” the pink pony’s mane!

Derpy looked at her wet hoof. As the stream diminished to a trickle, and then stopped, she put her tongue to the dampness and licked it. “Fair is fair.” She said softly, feeling an odd thrill at having zesty Princess pee-pee in her mouth.

Twilight turned herself around and settled all four hooves back on the floor. Her cock simply throbbed now. “Derpy” she whispered as she stepped closer to the grinning Pegasus. “Get in that tub!”

Giggling, Derpy climbed right in. “Oh wow, sex in the tub is supposed to be really nice! I’ve read lots of letters to the editor about it.”

Twilight stepped in as well, and drew the curtain around them. “Oh, I think I can make it more than just fun, Derpy!”

Derpy watched in fascination as the shower controls glowed in magical sympathy to Twilight’s horn. Warm water rained down, plastering her mane to her head. “A hoof held showerhead.” She said softly, as that pinnacle of the plumber’s craft lifted from its bracket. “I betcha a mare invented them!”

Twilight giggled as she turned the water to rinse her mane and face. “I bet you’re right. I’ve been hooked on Mr. Hydro since I was a filly.” She admitted.

“I named mine Gus Geyserson.” Derpy admitted with a bashful smile. “We’ve been going steady for years.”

“Well Derpy, I hope you’re not disappointed, because Mr. Hydro is going to mind his business today.” She let the water play over Derpy’s lean and sexy body, making sure to completely soak her tail. “I have something better in mind for you.”

Closing her eyes, Derpy enjoyed the warm water as it relaxed her muscles. “I like better.” She said softly.

Twilight levitated her favorite vanilla almond Oat body shampoo, and applied a generous dollop to her bath sponge. “Now just relax, and don’t worry when you feel something, um, different.”

Sighing, Derpy felt the sponge caress her body. Twilight guided it everywhere. She couldn’t help a little whinny. Everywhere really meant Everywhere! She shifted her weight from hoof to hoof, spreading her hind legs as that naughty sponge gently cleansed between them.

“I like that, but it doesn’t feel different.” Derpy said softly.

Twilight’s horn glowed brighter. “How about now, is this different enough for you?”

“Oh, oh my!” Derpy gasped. It felt like lots of teeny tiny somewhat softer hooves were working their way into her coat.

“This is my special “Finger” massage.” Twilight said quietly as her magic worked Derpy’s soapy coat into a thick rich lather.

“What’s a finger, when it’s at home?” Derpy asked, as delightful shivers ran up and down her back.

Twilight thought longingly of the night she had spent “sleeping” in the attic of the human world library when she had to retrieve her crown. Fingers were simply amazing! Even without magic, Twilight had brought herself to orgasm over and over once she got the hang of playing with a much smaller vagina with no hooves to rub against it. “Fingers are sort of like claws, only softer and much gentler.”

Derpy trembled as the magical field worked her body over. “Miss Princess, this is nice, but, um, it’s making me want more.”

Twilight rubbed her wet body against Derpy’s. “I was hoping you would say that.” She smiled nervously. “Could we please try something? It may seem a bit, um, unusual, but I think you’ll like it.”

Derpy didn’t even stop to think. Princess Twilight would never do something wrong, so she nodded her head enthusiastically. “Sure Miss Princess!”

Twilight lifted a hoof and tapped one of the matched pair of indentations set rather high above the shower knobs. “In the place I learned about fingers, I learned a little about something else.” She took a deep breath. This was something she had yet to ask of her fellow Element wielders. They might think she had a fixation on the other world’s bipedal creatures and giggle once they learned of how she had magically installed hoofholds on the shower wall. “Could you rear up on your hind legs, and brace your front hooves in these special hoof rests?”

“”I, I guess that would be okay.” Derpy did as she was told. She reared up and got her front hooves in place, and then sort of shuffled her hind legs forward until she was fully erect. “I feel so tall!” she said with a giggle.

“Are you comfortable?” Twilight asked, rather enjoying the view of Derpy standing like a biped. It did interesting and exciting things to her firm sexy rump. “You aren’t going to fall or anything, are you?”

“No, I think I’m okay.” Derpy said eagerly. To her surprise, once her front hooves were set in place and she could brace them to take some of her weight, it was quite easy to stand upright like Spike or Mister Iron Will. She had to spread her hind hooves rather far apart for stability, but Derpy had an idea that the princess would appreciate that. “What’s next, Miss Princess?” she asked excitedly.

Twilight reared up as well, and rested her breastbone and tummy against Derpy’s back and wings. She leaned over a quivering wing and whispered into Derpy’s ear. “The Pony-Sutra doesn’t even have this position.” She said softly as she stood almost as a human would. “It, it’s something I dreamed up.”

Twilight just couldn’t bring herself to admit that while trying to puzzle out how to operate a come pew tour in that strange world, she had stumbled on a collection of images called prawn, or pawn, or something, from a geopolitical region known as Japan.

She had been quite taken with what was colloquially known as “The Shower Scene” and had even watched a short animated motion picture show before that world’s Miss Cheerilee gave her a positively evil look. The teacher said something about how students shouldn’t be able to access her locally stored encrypted private files, whatever that meant, and shut off the device by the simple expedient of yanking out the cord that tethered it to the wall.

That night while exploring the possibilities of fingers, she had fantasized about a certain Flash Sentry standing behind her in a bathtub. Even now, she imagined the oddly attractive biped with a proud pony cock. The artists who had created the “Hen Tied” motion picture had drawn the male with such a short skinny penis, with a funny looking round head. Still, it had been exciting! Perhaps that size had even been accurate. Twilight remembered the distressingly small size of her vagina while she was human, and shuddered. If Princess Celestia had entered THAT, she might have been damaged!

Twilight giggled nervously. “I know it might seem strange, but can we try it like this?”

Derpy looked down her wet soapy body. “I look like a futanari!” she said as she stared at the wonderful organ jutting from between her hind legs. “Yes Miss Princess. Let’s do it like this!”

That was easier said than done. Twilight squirmed and wriggled, but couldn’t find a position that would bring the broad flat head of her cock near enough to Derpy’s glorious opening. It was exciting to keep sliding up and down while leaning against Derpy’s soapy back, but ponies didn’t seem to be built for this! “Drat, I’m just too long! If I go any lower, I’ll just fall on my rump!”

“Don’t say that, Miss Princess!” Derpy tried to stand even straighter. “You gotta get it in me!”

“I’m trying!” Twilight wailed, as she attempted to squat down like she had been able to when she was in human form. “I guess Rainbow Dash is right. I have to work on leg strengthening as well as flying!” She whimpered as she tried one last time. Sliding down Derpy’s back, she hunkered straight down as low as she could. The muscles of her hind legs quivered with the unusual strain, but the head of her cock was just a little too high to penetrate her lovely partner. Twilight felt that if she went just a fraction of an inch lower, she would end up painfully slamming her rump in the tub, and falling flat on her back.

Could she bend her penis a little with magic? Horn glowing, Twilight whimpered at the somewhat painful failed attempt. “Drat, I’m too stiff! I don’t want to break something! Derpy, you’ll have to get back on all fours so I can back up a little and mount you. Would you be able to rear up again if I’m topping you?”

“Miss Princess, maybe I could try something.” Derpy whispered as the delightful friction of Twilight sliding up and down her back made her feel so warm. “Put your hooves on my flanks to steady me while I jump!”

Twilight grasped Derpy with her front legs. “Okay, on the count of three. One, two…”

“Wait!” Derpy cried. “Do we go ON three, or AFTER you say three?”

“Right when I say three.” Twilight said in a husky voice.

“Okay, I got it!” Derpy spread her wings as best as she could in the shower. “Ready!”

“Twilight gulped. “One, two, THREE!”

Derpy couldn’t really flap her wings with Twilight pressed against her back, but she certainly could jump! With the princess guiding her, she just missed hitting her head on the ceiling.

There was a slight miscalculation though. What goes up must come down. Twilight hardly had time to magically position her cock when Derpy just slammed down onto it.

Derpy said loudly, and with quite deep and thoughtful meaning, “Whaaaaaaah!” Her hooves clanged against the tub a split second after she was instantaneously impaled by that long thick hard organ.

“Oh my gosh!” Twilight cried, front legs flailing as she desperately tried to keep them from toppling over backwards. She managed to thrust her magic against the rear wall just in time. She panted, front legs around Derpy’s middle, while trying to ignore the utterly fantastic feeling of just ramming into a tight hot mare with no warning. “Are you okay? Did I hurt you?”

Derpy shuddered. “I, I just came.” She said, sounding quite embarrassed. “That, um, was scary!”

“I’m so sorry!” Twilight’s ears twitched in her embarrassment. “I should have just levitated you a little. I, um, I just don’t seem to think clearly when I have an erection. Maybe it’s due to the sudden and drastic shift in my blood supply as I grow turgid.” She thought of that shameful first time with Rainbow and sighed. She certainly hadn’t been thinking then! “Thank Celestia I didn’t hurt you!”

“Thank YOU, Miss Princess!” Derpy giggled like a filly. “My momma says stallions always think with their doo-dads! I don’t imagine a futanari as being any different. Besides, you futa guys have two doo-dads, a ding-dong and a va-jay-jay. It’s a wonder you can think at all, with all of that goin’ on under your hindquarters!”

“Gee Derpy, thanks for that.” Twilight said softly, but a smile touched her lips. “You’re right though. My stupid penis seems to have a mind of its own!”

“What’s she thinking now?” Derpy said as she gave a little wriggle. She giggled at Twilight’s breathy moan.

“She’s saying you’re wonderful!”

“I know.” Derpy said with a smirk as she wiggled her flanks again. “Miss Princess, my body is ready, if you wanna start movin’ around.”

“Yes, yes I do want to start moving!” Twilight tightened her grip around Derpy. “Don’t let go of the hoofholds.” She cautioned as she thrust her hindquarters forward, like the human had in the picture show.

Derpy shuddered. This was so exciting! It felt different, too. The wonderful penis seemed to be sawing up into her, sort of curving a bit to accommodate her weird unnatural stance. “Oh Miss Princess, this, this is good!” She couldn’t help a little moan. “I, I read all about “G” spots. I, I think your aim is just right!”

Twilight magically lifted the showerhead back to its bracket. The warm water rained down on them as she humped against Derpy. The sound of her body slapping against that beautiful wet rump was exquisite! “This is great! This is so great!”

Derpy tried to support more of her weight with her front hooves as her hind legs began to protest a bit at holding her like this. “Faster!” she gasped; worried they would give out before her orgasm struck. “Miss Princess, fuck me!”

Twilight whimpered. Hearing Derpy innocently swear was just as erotic as one of Rarity’s air searing vulgar arousal driven outbursts! “I’m fucking you!” she said huskily, as her wet tail whipped from side to side. “Oh sweet Celestia, I’m fucking you!”

Both ponies had their wings spread fully. The shower curtain did nothing to keep the water in as they both flapped their excitement.

Twilight threw her front legs over Derpy’s shoulders and hung on tight, trying to remain upright while frantically thrusting herself at her quivering lover.

Derpy squealed when her left hoof slipped a little. “Miss Princess, be careful!” she panted, as she struggled to hold on.

Muscles straining, Twilight felt the end drawing near. “Hold on!” she wailed as her movements became more ragged. “I, I’m almost there!”

“Me too!” Derpy cried, eyes opening wide as her right hoof shifted a tiny bit. “Oh please hurry!”

Everything happened at once. Twilight tensed up and gave one final mad thrust. Deep up within Derpy, her cock jerked as once more her semen blasted free.

Derpy whinnied in pure delight as her body clasped at that wonderful throbbing member, and she flew into orgasmic delight.

Both ponies squealed when Derpy’s hooves slipped from the indentations, and they slowly toppled over backwards while in their mutual orgasm!

Twilight gasped explosively as Derpy landed atop her when she ended up prone in the tub.

Derpy cried out as the wonderful fullness within slammed even deeper.

Both ponies exploded into secondary and tertiary orgasms from the unexpected impact. They both struggled weakly as the spasms continued.

When it was all over, Derpy somehow managed to clamber off of Twilight. “Oh Miss Princess, are you okay?” she asked, semen dribbling from her wonderfully, sated, and slightly sore vagina. She rubbed the back of her head where it had struck Twilight’s horn. “Did I break you?”

Twilight sounded odd as she laughed while struggling to get her breath back. “I, I’m okay.” She managed to gasp. She struggled to sit up in the slippery wet tub. “Cumming is kinda scary if the wind is knocked out of you while you’re doing it!” She felt her face grow warm. “It did make it more intense, just like my books said. I thought I was gonna die, but it somehow didn’t seem so bad at the time.”

“Miss Princess Twilight, you shouldn’t mess with erotic asphyxiation!” Derpy scolded. “That’s a no-no!”

Twilight rubbed a hoof on her sore rump. “Believe you me, I won’t!” she promised. “I would feel bad in the afterlife it I made somepony sad by dying while fucking them.”

Derpy looked at Twilight, and bit her lower lip. It didn’t help. She suddenly burst out laughing. “Oh wow, and ponies think I’m weird! Miss Princess, you’re wonderful!”

Spike was just coming up the stairs when he saw two well groomed smiling mares exiting the bathroom together. “Good morning ladies.” He said cheerfully. “Twilight, your timing is perfect. I was just getting an early start on the cleaning.

Twilight gulped as her beloved friend stepped into the bathroom. “Derpy, I forgot to magic up our mess!”

Derpy’s ears twitched. “Maybe he’ll think it’s all just shower water.”

“When you got out of the tub, you dribbled cream-pie everywhere.” Twilight hissed.

Derpy tried not to giggle. “Well, you got pee-pee all around the toilet, Miss Princess!”

Spike wordlessly emerged from the bathroom, and hustled over to the closet at the end of the hall. “You ladies have a nice day.” He said sharply as he began slipping into the home made biological isolation suit he wore last Nightmare Night.

“Spike, nopony likes a smarty-dragon!” Twilight sighed. “I am sorry about the mess though. Just leave my bathroom alone today. I’ll clean it up later.”

Spike put his costume back. “Thanks Twilight.”

After breakfasting on more of Spike’s delicious muffins, Twilight and Derpy headed outside. “Miss Princess Twilight, I won’t tell anypony your secret.” Derpy promised loyally.

Twilight sighed. “As secrets go, it’s not too secret any more.”

Derpy giggled. “Poor Miss Princess. You really like the mares, don’t ya?”

She couldn’t help smiling. “Yes, it’s such a burden.”

“I’ll help you with it any ol’ time ya need me, Miss Princess Twilight!” She closed her astounding eyes to slits. “Dinky has a sleepover next weekend. Would ya like to stop by for a visit?”

Twilight smiled, and took the slight risk of kissing the lovely pony right out in front of the library. “I would love to!”

A voice called down from above. “Ah-ha!” Rainbow Dash yelled as she came in for a landing. “Derpy, have you and Twilight been taking tea together?”

Derpy looked puzzled, which wasn’t an unusual look for her. “Hi-ya Rainbow Dash. I had coffee with my breakfast.”

Rainbow laughed. “It’s just a private joke Derpy.”

Derpy looked at her pregnant friend, and then glanced at Twilight. The princess nodded permission and gave her a wink. Derpy leaned close to Rainbow and whispered in the mare’s ear. “I have to quit drinking coffee though, since Miss Princess fucked me silly while I was in my heat. Remember, I told ya caffeine isn’t good for pregnant mares. You better not be drinking any, Miss Rainbow Dash!”

Rainbow sputtered. “I was right? I was just trying to embarrass Twilight!”

Derpy giggled. “Don’t be mean to princesses, Dashie! It’s not nice!” Twilight and Rainbow both cringed when she took to the air in her accustomed wobbly manner. Narrowly missing a tree, Derpy flew off. “See ya later, Miss Princess!”

Rainbow had to laugh. “Twilight, stallions would die of envy if they ever found out how much action you get!”

“Hush Rainbow!” Twilight looked all around, but nopony was close. “There are still a few ponies that don’t know my secret!”

Rainbow giggled. “Take it easy, Twi. I wouldn’t have said anything if anypony was close enough to hear.”

Twilight grinned sheepishly. “Yeah, your observational skills are second to none.” She laughed. “What brings you here so early? I thought you had a few days off from your reserve duties. Shouldn’t you and Fluttershy be, uh, together?”

“Well, I’m here at Fluttershy’s request.” Rainbow’s ears twitched nervously. “She has a problem.”

“Is something wrong?” Twilight snapped. “Should I get Zecora, or a doctor?”

“Whoa, nothing like that!” Rainbow’s wings slowly extended. “Ya see, um, I, well, I was seriously eating her out this morning, but it wasn’t enough!”

Twilight’s wings spread as well and her eyes closed to slits. “Oh, really?” She said in a rather husky voice. “Tell me more, Dashie.”

“We sixty-nined until my tongue practically fell out of my mouth! I practically died of orgasm overdose, but my poor Flutter-baby needs more! Twi, you gotta help her!”

Twilight wished Starswirl’s ring retained just a little of its former magic. The lovely horn ornament she never removed was doing nothing to still the fire building within her. Rainbow rarely slipped and let other ponies hear the sweet little pet names she had for her beloved life partner. It was so hot! She bit her lower lip, using sheer willpower to keep from displaying right in front of the library. “So, this would be a “Service” call?”

“Fluttershy needs to Take Tea with you!” Rainbow said with a laugh. “Rarity’s ruby just wouldn’t be enough in her state. Besides, Pinkie borrowed it last night and hasn’t brought it back yet.” Her voice dropped to a consperital whisper. “I think Pinkie lent it to Maud. I bet that’s another rock she’ll write a poem about!”

“You’re terrible!” Twilight giggled. She tried not to think naughty thoughts about Pinkie wearing the ruby while Maud experienced its business end. “So Rainbow, would you care to join us?” Twilight asked hopefully.

“Normally I would.” Rainbow sighed. “My tummy is still a little upset right now. Crab apples, but morning sickness bucks! I was fine with my muzzle up between my Shy’s hind legs, but then Angel just had to make his morning coffee!” She bowed her head in shame. “I practically did a Sonic Rainboom in the cottage, and made the bathroom just in time.”

“You poor thing.” Twilight said with a sympathetic smile. “It’ll pass, Mommy-Dash.”

“Hey, don’t get all mushy, Twilight! Pet names are for sissies! I have a reputation to uphold!” Rainbow grinned. “I’m gonna go visit Zecora and get some more of her troubled mommy tummy potion. I’ll see you later, Stud.”

“Don’t call me that!” Twilight laughed. She stared as Rainbow flew off. The rough and tumble Tom-colt looked so adorable with her belly showing a noticeable bump. All of her friends looked beautiful with their swelling tummies! Princess Celestia was so right. It must be a futa-thing, but Twilight found the sight of any pregnant mare to be wonderful. None were as glorious as her friends though!

Using her newfound power, Twilight gathered the magic within her and released it in a glorious blast. Instantaneously, she vanished, to reappear at the door of Fluttershy’s cottage.

“Knock-knock!” she said playfully as she put a hoof to the double door. “Does somepony need a service call?”

Twilight heard the clatter of hooves within and smiled. Fluttershy sure must be in a state! The door flew open, and the timid pony looked almost frightened as she forced a smile. “Oh, hello Twilight!” She opened the door wider. “You remember my friend Tree Hugger, don’t you?”

Twilight bit her lower lip, thankful that the sensual delight of teleportation hadn’t forced her to display. “Of course I do. Hello Tree Hugger.”

“Salutations and blessings unto you Princess!” The mellow pony said in her low dreamy voice.

“Twilight is just fine, Tree Hugger.”

“Care to refresh yourself, Princess?” Tree Hugger motioned to a pan of brownies on the table. “Freshly baked goodies made with the bounty of the land.”

Fluttershy gave Twilight a look of almost panic and shook her head no. “Twilight, those are Tree Hugger’s, uh, “special” brownies!”

Twilight took a step back from the table. “I, I had a big breakfast.” Twilight said with a grin. “Maybe I’ll try them some other time.”

Tree Hugger picked up a cake server with her mouth, and carefully lifted out a rich moist brownie. “Any time, Princess. I bake them every day.” She said, before taking a big bite of the potent baked goods.

“She’s baked every day.” Twilight whispered.

“Tree Hugger was telling me she could already sense my foal’s aura.” Fluttershy said nervously, trying to change the subject.

Twilight couldn’t help stealing a glance of the gentle swell of Fluttershy’s belly. “Really, that’s fascinating!”

Fluttershy’s panicked look was slowly easing as she stealthily checked to make sure Twilight wasn’t displaying. “Oh yes! Twilight, she can already tell it’s a filly!”

Twilight felt her heart flutter at the news, but tried to mask her joy. “That, that’s nice to know.” She said, while thinking about running out to buy pretty things for her first confirmed daughter. Well, if you didn’t count Dinky, that is. “I’m sure that made you happy, Fluttershy.”

“I can’t wait to tell Rainbow Dash the good news!” Fluttershy said in quiet excitement.

“I am sure, once I observe Rainbow Dash in a surrounding of tranquility and peace, I will be able to see past her brightly bold aura to the foal’s hidden within.” Tree Hugger assured.

Twilight could smell the very strong scent of burnt leaves emanating from Tree Hugger, but beyond that, something else was making itself known. “Uh-oh.” She whispered as she felt warm spread throughout her. It couldn’t be Fluttershy, since she was already with foal, but her body was beginning to respond to a mare in heat.

Fluttershy glanced from Tree Hugger to Twilight, and the look of panic returned to her eyes. “Twilight, would you like me to open a window?” she asked nervously, watching as Twilight bit her lower lip in pure concentration.

Twilight inched away from Tree Hugger. “Yes, um, better still, maybe I should go!” she gasped, trying by force of will to keep herself from displaying. “I have important princessy things to attend to today!”

“Oh, please stay, your highness!” Tree Hugger said softly. “I was just going to describe the changes in aura I have detected when Breezies enter their mating season. The colors and textures are quite extraordinary when the male enters into rut.”

“Do tell.” Twilight said weakly, as Fluttershy leaned against her.

Tree Hugger smiled. “Princess, your aura is sending forth similar beauteous patterns.” She nodded knowingly. “It’s as expected from one of the blessed.”

“What?” Twilight and Fluttershy gasped together.

“Princess, the foal’s aura tells me that a pony of exceptional power and strength was the sire.” Tree Hugger shrugged off her saddle bag and rummaged through it. She took out a small glass tube with a sort of bowl at one end. “Your aura is in complete harmony with Fluttershy’s and the foal you share.”

Fluttershy rubbed her flank against Twilight. “She really can see such things.” She whispered as she brushed her tail against Twilight’s.

“Fluttershy, what are you doing?” Twilight asked through clenched teeth.

“Twilight, I, I, um, you know how I get!”

Tree Hugger opened a small pouch, and stuffed the bowl of the glass pipe with dried leaves. She used the tip of her tongue to tamp them down. “Relax to the truth of your natural self, Princess.” She said as she struck a kitchen match. With the pipe on the kitchen table, she leaned down and placed her lips to the small end, while applying the lit match to the bowl. She inhaled deeply and held it for quite a long moment before breathlessly gasping “Relax and be free!” accompanied by a puff of acidic smoke.

Fluttershy was beginning to tremble. Her tail rose to flip up onto her back. “Twilight no, she, she’ll see us! She, she’ll WATCH!”

Twilight couldn’t help it. The scent of Fluttershy’s need, cannabis, and a mare in heat were just too much. “Oh no.” she breathed, as her penis emerged and grew achingly hard.

Tree Hugger made herself comfortable on the floor, holding her pipe with both front hooves. “Be bold, Princess!” she cheered as Twilight grew fully erect. She took another hit from the glittering glass pipe. “Fluttershy is totally receptive to your karma. Unite and find bliss in each other’s bodies!”

“This is private!” Twilight cried. “You have to go now, Tree Hugger!”

“Princess, everything is copasetic. I’m with TESFTPORC.”

“Test fit pork?” Twilight said in confusion, trying to hide her erection from Tree Hugger’s sleepy gaze. “What the hay is that?”

“The Equestrian Society for the Preservation of Rare Creatures.” Fluttershy said softly. “Twilight, you’re a very rare creature! You’re the only Futanari Alicorn in all of Equestria!”

“I wouldn’t say, um, I mean Fluttershy, I’m not here for study!”

The timid mare bowed her head. “Twilight, she, she has to observe! It, it’s her job!”

“This is crazy!” Twilight cried as Tree Hugger stared at her cock. “I, I can’t, we can’t, um.” She gulped, and then whispered into Fluttershy’s delicate ear. “Did you set this up?”

Fluttershy nodded her head. “I, I’m so sorry.” She breathed almost soundlessly.

“Do you really want this, Fluttershy?” Twilight asked, embarrassment make her face grow hot. Or was it from breathing in the smoky haze rapidly filling the cottage.

Fluttershy lifted her head. “Watch me!” she cried with unaccustomed force and volume. “Tree Hugger, watch me debase myself like an animal for our Princess! Watch her mount the dirty horny mare she made pregnant!”

Tree Hugger inhaled deeply of her pipe. She held her pose for nearly a minute. “Righteous!” she finally gasped as she let the smoke flow from her mouth and nostrils. She placed her pipe carefully on the floor before her, and then extracted a notebook and pencil from her saddle bag.

Twilight, a chronic list maker, whimpered when Tree Hugger placed the pencil in her mouth. “Don’t take notes!”

“Fluttershy, your aura shows your need, but could you, like, hold out just a little while longer?” Tree Hugger muttered around the wooden shaft in her mouth. “Would there be a tape measure or ruler on hoof?”

Fluttershy nodded. “Of course Treezy! I, I can help with the data collection!”

Twilight felt her embarrassment grow to fully fledged humiliation as Fluttershy galloped off to fetch something to measure her with. “Really, Tree Hugger, this is too much!” she cried. Her penis didn’t seem to mind though, and it positively quivered under the slightly bloodshot gaze of the conservationist.

Tree Hugger put her pipe to her mouth and took another hit. “Calm yourself, Princess.” She finally muttered as the smoke curled around her lovely face. “Think thoughts of joyous fulfilling times.”

Watching Tree Hugger smoke her pipe was making Twilight think dangerous thoughts of the mare sucking her cock! “You can’t publish!” she whimpered. “Even if you use a fake name, ponies would know it was me! There are only four Alicorns, after all!”

Tree Hugger smiled a lazy smile. “Oh, these are for society research only.” She assured. “I shall cherish it, and hold its revelations locked in my heart until such time as you permit their release to the general public.” She winked. “Perhaps after your first foal is born would be an appropriate time.”

“First?” Twilight didn’t like the sound of that. Did Tree Hugger suspect the truth of the matter?

Fluttershy returned with a cloth measuring tape. “Hold still Twilight.” She said softly as she scooted under the nervous princess.

Holding the end of the tape firmly to Twilight’s body, she gently stretched it along the length of the shaft she worshipped. “Seventeen inches, Treezy.” Eyes glowing, she smiled in awe. “She’s exactly seventeen inches long! Oh my, but does that really all fit inside of me?”

“Fluttershy, um, this is crazy!” Twilight gasped at the delicate touch of hooves on her shaft. “Can, can we go upstairs and, um, get started?”

“Oh no Twilight, Treezy needs these measurements!” Fluttershy very carefully wrapped the tape around the very base of Twilight’s member, just where it emerged from her body. “Eleven inches circumference at the root.” She cried in amazement. “No wonder I always feel so delightfully sore afterwards!”

Twilight tried not to look at Tree Hugger as the mare diligently wrote down her statistics. “That’s enough!” she gasped, as Fluttershy loving wrapped the tape around the glans itself.

“Oh goodness gracious me!” Fluttershy said softly. “The shaft tapers to a nine inch circumference, but the head flares out to eleven inches again! No wonder you got stuck in Rainbow’s mouth!”

Twilight whimpered. Fluttershy’s beautiful face was so close! “Lick it.” She begged softly, but the usually needy mare seemed somehow fortified by her data collecting duties and ignored her plea.

Fluttershy sighed. “Treezy, if I may offer a personal observation, the subject’s shaft is long enough where it pressed the glans quite, uh, firmly against my, um, the subject mare’s cervix. This helped assure impregnation almost immediately upon ejaculation.”

Tree Hugger wriggled a little as she wrote. “Subject is comparable to many full grown stallions.” She dropped the pencil and took a deep drag on her pipe. “Wild, simply wild!” Tree Hugger drawled as she released the smoke from her lungs.

“This is too weird!” Twilight complained. How the heck did she seem to change places with Fluttershy? Normally it was all she could do to keep Fluttershy from diving on her cock. Now, she was all atremble, desperately waiting for this humiliating examination to end so she could mount her normally needy friend.

“Princess, did you, like, release the tensions today?” Tree Hugger asked eagerly. “Did you take matters in hoof, or share yourself with a partner?”

“No, uh, yes. This morning was busy! So was last night!” Twilight shouted. “As if that’s any of your business!”

“Oh, that is a shame.” Tree Hugger smiled. “Yield and volume measurements will have to wait until next time.” She shook her head. “Princess, you really must abstain for at least one full day for a proper measurement! We must agree on a time convenient to your busy schedule.”

“What? You want me, um, in a beaker?” She gasped.

“I could lend you a mixing bowl.” “Fluttershy offered.

“Fluttershy!” Twilight gasped. “Does she do this to all of the species she studies?”

Fluttershy nodded her head. “Oh yes Twilight. Tree Hugger is a very dedicated researcher. Her exacting notes on Manticore cross species mating attempts make fascinating reading!”

Tree Hugger nodded as well. “Subject Zero gave quite insightful details on mare Manticore inter species relations.” She sighed and gave another sensual wriggle. “Studying her first pony observations gives one a strong sense of the bliss she received, while trapped in those bushes.” She smiled dreamily. “It inspires me every time I read of her selfless communing with the forces of nature.”

“I bet it does.” Twilight whispered dryly as she watched the mare sort of hump against the floor. “I feel the same way reading “Rode Hard and Put Away Wet”.”

Fluttershy let the end of the tape reach the floor and measured Twilight at the withers. She smiled and gave the number. “Twilight isn’t as big as a stallion, but she sure does make up for that in other areas.”

“Fluttershy, I can’t believe you just said that!” Twilight gasped. She let out a whimper when Fluttershy then measured her horn. “Lick it?” she whispered again, her arousal mixing in a very odd way with her embarrassment.

Fluttershy glanced at Tree Hugger. When the mare put down her pencil again to pick up her pipe, she took advantage of the slight distraction. Craning her neck, she quickly swiped her tongue over the very tip of Twilight’s horn. “Please Twilight? Let Tree Hugger observe.” She whispered softly. “She’s a professional.”

The tongue flicking against the tip of her horn almost made Twilight drop to her knees. “This is crazy.” She moaned.

“Princess, like, give us your perspective on becoming one of the rarest of all ponies.” Tree Hugger said as she knocked the ashes from her pipe. “What thoughts can you share of your first erection after you became one of the blessed?”

Fluttershy had dropped the measuring tape, and was nervously shifting from hoof to hoof. Even over the smoke and Tree Hugger’s estrus scent. Twilight could plainly smell her timid friend’s growing need. “ENOUGH!” she shouted, very nearly as loud as Luna using the Royal Voice. “Tree Hugger, you can watch if you must, but stay out of my ever bucking way! Fluttershy needs me right now!”

“Oh Twilight!” Fluttershy breathed as her tail lifted high. “Yes! Oh yes please!”

Twilight had thought she had grow used to Fluttershy’s critter friends watching their protector get her “servicing”, but things just seemed surreal having a pony just sit there openly watching them! “This is how an Alicorn mates!” she shouted as she spread her wings wide and lifted up on her hind legs.

“Dude!” Tree Hugger drawled, staring in wonder at a fully erect and somewhat angry futanari princess. It was a sight so few ponies had ever witnessed. “That’s like totally awesome!”

Twilight didn’t care any more! She Spike walked on her hind legs and brought her front hooves down on Fluttershy’s glorious rump. “You want it; you’ve got it, Fluttershy! You’re going to be watched as I slam my cock into you!”

“Twilight!” Fluttershy cried softly. “I’ll feel like an animal on display!” There was no hiding the tiny hint of pure excitement in her voice. “Treezy will see me in my shame!”

With just a touch of magic, Twilight found Fluttershy’s center. “The rare Alicorn returns to the mare carrying her foal.” She said huskily, in a rather poor attempt to sound like a travelogue news reel reporter. “This is nature’s way to show the mare that, that, the Alicorn loves…Oh horse-apples! Fluttershy, I want this just as much as you do! Here I go!”

Fluttershy let out a squee of pure delight as Twilight just rammed in deep. “Oh yes! I, I’ve been needing this so, so b-bucking much!” she cried as hooves pressed almost painfully on her rump. “Twilight, do me hard! I, um, I mean, ah, f-f-fuck me! Let Treezy see what a base and wonton broodmare I really am!”

Twilight scooted forward, letting her weight fall almost fully on Fluttershy’s back. She gripped the mare’s middle tightly with her front legs. It was so hot hearing Fluttershy’s meek little attempts to cuss like Rarity! “I’ve got you!” she said, forgetting their audience fro the moment. She knew what her timid friend needed, and was more than happy to give it to her! “I’m gonna service your brains out, Fluttershy!”

Tree Hugger attempted to refill her pipe, but her hooves were trembling too much. “Righteous.” She whispered, as she rolled over onto her back. Hind legs splayed wide, she put a front hoof between her quivering thighs. “Your auras!” she breathed reverently. “Your auras have merged to become as one!”

Twilight thrust herself into Fluttershy with the quick sharp jabs she knew her friend loved. “Is this what you want?” she breathed into Fluttershy’s ear, using the mild words she knew would drive poor Fluttershy to greater heights of arousal than the most erotic dirty talk. “Does the pretty pregnant mare want ponies to see the big mean penis get stuffed up her lovely little vagina?”

“Oh yes please!” Fluttershy cried. She turned and stared right at Tree Hugger. “Look at me!” she wailed. She didn’t even notice what the panting pony was doing to herself. All that mattered was that those lovely but bloodshot eyes were locked on her. “I’m, I’m a beast! I’m an animal! I, I’m nothing but breeding stock!”

Twilight almost faltered as she was reminded of Tree Hugger’s presence. She glanced back, and was stunned. The pony wasn’t taking notes as she had feared. “She, she’s masturbating!” she managed to gasp. Somehow it now felt totally different. This wasn’t so bad after all. It was very much like when Shining Armor eagerly watched as she fucked Cadence! She buried her face in Fluttershy’s mane and did her best to ram even harder!

“Twilight, punish me with your penis!” Fluttershy whimpered. “Show Treezy what a floozy I really am!”

Timid meek Fluttershy was, in her own way, Twilight’s most demanding lover. As Fluttershy panted under her, Twilight did her best to keep up a pace that even Rainbow would have had trouble matching. “I, I am!” she gasped. She stole another look at Tree Hugger. The free spirited mare was actually drooling as she played with herself while watching her private show!

Fluttershy slowly bent her front legs, lowering herself to the floor. “I’m a beast!” She whimpered. “I’m a breeding animal!” She trembled. “Oh Twilight, don’t stop!”

“I won’t! You know I won’t!” Twilight cried, her wild ramming forcing Fluttershy completely to the floor. It was an exquisite torment as she tried her best to hold back, while giving Fluttershy the powerful ramming the former model craved.

Former model? What had triggered that stray thought? There it was again. She heard another click. Twilight gasped and looked back once more. Tree Hugger had dumped her saddle bag onto the floor. The mare had one hoof between her hind legs, while the other held up a camera! “No pictures!” Twilight screamed. She was too close to even contemplate stopping as the camera clicked yet again.

“Treezy, no!” Fluttershy wailed. “You promised!” Her deepest darkest fantasy was suddenly a frightening reality. Being watched was one thing, but now pictures were being taken! “Oh no, oh no!” she squealed, while her body convulsed in powerful orgasmic waves.

Twilight grunted as Fluttershy’s lovely body clutched at her. The camera clicked again as her shaft jerked. If it wouldn’t have terrified Fluttershy, she would have teleported them both away from the horny conservationist documenting their lovemaking! She whimpered, unable to do anything until her ejaculations finally eased to a stop.

“Like wow!” Tree Hugger gasped. “I preserved the beauty! Light and time came together to be saved for the next Equestrian Society for the Preservation of Rare Creatures dinner!” She let out a little whinny, and nearly dropped the camera as her stroking hoof brought her quivering body to blessed release.

Twilight tried to slow her pounding heart. Fluttershy was cowering, her face hidden by her mane, as she started to cry. “Oh no you didn’t!” Twilight said angrily as her horn glowed.

“Dude, I traded half a key of Saddlrabian Gold for that camera!” Tree Hugger shouted as it suddenly levitated and flew across the room.

“I don’t want the camera!” Twilight shouted. Deftly manipulating her magic, the princess opened the camera. “Fluttershy, look!” she cried, as she stripped the film from its little spool. “It’s okay; there aren’t any pictures any more!”

“Not cool!” Tree Hugger said as she watched the film fly toward the window, to be bathed in the shaft of sunlight beaming between the curtains.

Twilight dropped the film, and then levitated Tree Hugger’s notebook. “I’ll tell you what’s not cool.” She said quietly as the book lazily drifted towards the cottage’s hearth. “Making Fluttershy cry is not cool! If Rainbow Dash were here, she would be kicking your flanks from here to next Monday for that!”

“Whoa dude, not my notes!” Tree Hugger said, actually coming close to shouting. “My notes are my life!”

Twilight sent a burst of pyrotechnic magic to the hearth, lighting the small log Fluttershy kept placed there. Fluttershy finally looked up when she heard its crackling. “Twilight let me handle this.”

Twilight heard the rare sound of an angry Fluttershy. She let the notebook settle to the floor. “Okay Fluttershy.” She said evenly. “You decide what we should do.”

Rising unsteadying to her hooves, Fluttershy staggered a little as she trotted over to the book. She stopped, with one hoof firmly pinning it o the floor. “Treezy, you’re a good friend, but friends should know not to break a promise!”

Twilight looked around wildly, but calmed down when Pinkie Pie didn’t suddenly appear. “That’s a lesson I learned well.” She muttered.

“I’m sorry, Fluttershy.” Tree Hugger said with an easy smile. “But think of the slide show we could have had.”

Fluttershy shuddered. “I was thinking about it! You promised me there would be no pictures if I allowed you to watch an Alicorn copulating with a mare.” She took a deep breath. “How would you have liked it if I had accidentally slipped and told Twilight that you were still a…VIRGIN?”

Tree Hugger’s eyes opened almost comically wide. “Wait, the lore! Fluttershy, you, you don’t say things like that within earshot of one of the blessed!”

Twilight gulped. Her cock surged right back to full hardness. “Tree Hugger’s a virgin?” She stared at the lovely mare with the slightly disheveled dreads. “I thought, well, since she’s always, uh, using, well.”

“Dude, just because I can relax and be mellow, doesn’t mean I let all the stallions’ “party” with me!” Tree Hugger said heatedly.

Fluttershy gave the notebook a little kick. It slid much closer to the cheery fire. “Tree Hugger, don’t you think you need to include some first hoof observations of your own?” she asked softly, in a tightly controlled voice even Angel would worry about.

“Fluttershy, what are you saying?” Twilight gasped, trying not to smell Tree Hugger’s alluring scent behind the heavy smell of cannabis. She stepped closer to her determined friend. “What are you doing?” she hissed, trying to ignore the dribble of pearlescent fluid Fluttershy was dripping on the floor.

“Don’t worry Twilight. Cannabis lowers pony inhibitions, and that brownie should be kicking in right about now.” Fluttershy whispered knowingly. She went on in a louder voice. “Treezy broke a promise. She needs to make amends.” She leaned down and picked up the book with her mouth. “Or I can just add fuel to the fire.” She muttered around the slim volume.

Tree Hugger looked at Twilight, her bloodshot eyes seemed to devour the Alicorn. “Like, Princess, if you were to give me a demonstration, would, would you pull out before things became real?”

“Of course I…” Twilight didn’t get to finish.

“No she WILL NOT pull out!” Fluttershy said angrily. “Tree Hugger, I am very upset and you have to make amends!”

The log in the fireplace suddenly grew a well known face. “Tree Friend, you better listen to her.” Discord said with a knowing grin from within the flames. “Even I wouldn’t dare cross Fluttershy if I made her this angry!”

“Discord, how long have you been here?’ Twilight asked weakly.

“Oh, not long, Princess Big Mean Penis.”

“Discord, go home.” Fluttershy said firmly.

“Yes ma’am!” he said with a wink, and the fire became nothing but flame again.

Tree Hugger nervously eyed Twilight. “This, this agitation is harshing my vibe! I must center myself with sonic bliss.” She said as she took a deep steadying breath. “Ommm!” Her lips quivered. “Eheeee.”

Fluttershy pushed Twilight towards Tree Hugger. “Go to her.”

“Fluttershy, this, this isn’t right!” Twilight whispered. “I, I don’t want to force anypony!”

“Ommm-Eheee” Tree Hugger intoned, unable to tear her eyes away from what protruded from Twilight’s loins.

Twilight stared down at the prone pony. “I, I really like your mane.” She whispered as she reached out with her magic. She unknotted the scarf Tree Hugger wore on her head, and whisked it away from the startled pony.

“Dude, you disrupted my karma.” Tree Hugger gasped and pointed a hoof. “That, that is like untamed nature itself.” She whimpered, as she saw a droplet of clear fluid drip from the broad flat head of Twilight’s penis. “Fluttershy, did, did you say…Seventeen inches?”

Fluttershy nodded, and a little smile could be seen on her lips. “The circumference at the head is eleven inches, Treezy.”

Tree Hugger returned a hoof to her damp labia. “Heat is dancing within me, friends.” She whispered as she resumed rubbing.

“I, um, I can put more than heat in you, Tree Hugger.” Twilight said softly.

“I, I don’t know.” Tree Hugger said softly, as she slowly rose up on her hooves. “I, I never felt like this before!” Her tail twitched and then it suddenly flipped up onto her back. “This isn’t the proper time.” She whimpered. “I, I’m not sure about this.” She gulped dramatically. “I need to know!”

Twilight watched as Tree Hugger turned and put her front hooves on the table. Her mind raced. “Tree Hugger, um, Treezy? Do you believe I can give you, um, bliss?”

“Oh yes!” the pony cried, as she lowered her head and nibbled at the edge of another brownie. “The rarest of the rare!”

Fluttershy leaned close and whispered in Twilight’s ear. “I told you the brownie would kick in soon. Tree Hugger once told me she never gets baked with stallions anywhere near her when she’s in heat.” She giggled. “Cannabis makes her super horny during her estrus. She fills her bungalow with munchies and spends her whole heat abusing cucumbers and bouncing on pillows while playing all of her Janis Cloplin phonograph albums.”

Twilight still wasn’t sure. “This, this seems so wrong.” She whimpered, as she stepped up behind Tree Hugger.

“Well, she wants it now.” Fluttershy said quietly. “It would be mean not to give it to her.”

“Remind me to NEVER get you angry at me!” Twilight said as she shook her head.

“Princess, I need help to steady my center! Please, you have to sooth me with your mighty scepter!”

“Oh boy, she really is wasted.” Twilight said nervously. “Tree Hugger, are, are you sure about the, um, timing of this?”

Tree Hugger started swaying her flanks. “Does anypony really know what time it is? Does anypony really care?”

“What?” Twilight asked. Her confusion was plain on her face.

“hat’s from a song.” Fluttershy whispered.

“Why don’t we do it in the road?” Tree Hugger suddenly belted out. She repeated the simple phrase several times, giving a rough shake of her hind quarters at each repetition of “do it”.

“No, that’s not a good idea!” Twilight gasped. “Ponies would see us!”

“That’s another song.” Fluttershy giggled. “Treezy get’s very musical when she’s high.”

“Fluttershy, for one of the blessed, the Princess sure is a square.”

“Hey, I like jazz!” Twilight shouted defensively. “You know, Bits Beiderbuck, Jean-Luc Pony, artists like that!”

Tree Hugger nodded. “I can dig that. Have you ever lit up a fat one while listening to Buggy Wesselcolt? It’s wild, simply wild, dude!”

“What? No, I never lit up anything!” Twilight could hardly keep her eyes off of Tree Hugger’s enticing rump. When she managed to briefly look away, it was only to see Fluttershy with an odd gleam in her eyes, nodding as if giving Twilight permission to mount the toasted mare.

She rose up, and moved over Tree Hugger. “Fluttershy, um, be ready to, um, take her place.” She said weakly as her horn glowed. Twilight used her magic to line up with the mare’s delightfully warm labia, and found Tree Hugger’s opening. “I, I don’t think I should cum in her when she’s in this condition.”

“If you think that’s for the best.” Fluttershy said, doubt clear in her voice.

“Whoa, don’t I get a say?” Tree Hugger asked. “I have to know everything if I am to record my observations!”

With a moan, Twilight pushed into Tree Hugger. “She’s tight.” She couldn’t help gasping.

“Well Twilight, she’s only used cucumbers before.” Fluttershy smiled shyly. “You’re very much thicker than any cucumber.”

“Oh yes, she is!” Tree Hugger sighed. “My being knows fullness at last!”

“This is like a dream.” Twilight muttered as she eased fully into the gently cooing mare. “It’s like a very weird and surreal dream! I keep expecting Luna to pop up, or a watermelon to scold me!”

“Treezy, how do you feel?’ Fluttershy asked her friend while gently stroking a hoof over her braided mane.

“Dude, this is totally awesome! Why did I ever wait so long?” Tree Hugger panted. She spread her front legs wide, trying to grip the table more securely. “The rare beast is, like stretching me out!”

For the first few strokes Twilight worried that the semen still oozing from her penis would be a problem for Tree Hugger. That thought soon faded as she pushed in and out of that delicious warm snugness. “Yes, I’m stretching you!” she gasped as she rubbed her face in her lover’s mane. The tight braids were almost spicy with the scent of burned leaves. The smell was sharp, but somehow rather pleasant.

Fluttershy loved watching Twilight make love, almost as much as she loved being on the receiving end of that glorious bounty! Still, she took wing and hastened to flutter off to the pantry. She returned seconds later, and tucked something under her wing. “Do it Twilight!” she cheered softly. “Show Treezy what she’s been missing out on!”

Tree Hugger whimpered as she moved her flanks in time to the shaft impaling her. “Complete karmic joy!” She sang out. “Bliss to the world! Oh sweet Celestia, its so bucking huge!”

Twilight was trying her best to keep in control, but fucking Tree Hugger while Fluttershy so obviously enjoyed watching was such a thrill! “Fluttershy” She whispered “Turn around and present for me. I, I’m gonna have to switch horses in mid stream real soon!”

“Princess, everything is a whirl of senses and colors.” Tree Hugger cried. “Oh wow, I, I’m gonna cum!”

“Fluttershy!” Twilight warned as she slowed her frantic pace. “Get ready!”

“Don’t slow down!” Tree Hugger begged as she humped herself back onto the shaft invading her. “I’m at the gates of Nirvana and your cock is the key!”

Fluttershy stuck her head under her wing, and took something firm between her teeth. “Hold on Treezy.” She muttered around the stalky green end of a long thick carrot. “Twilight never fails to get a pony where she needs to go!”

“What are you doing?” Twilight cried when Fluttershy lifted her tail with one hoof, and brought her face in close to her hind quarters.

“I told Tree Hugger you wouldn’t pull out.” Fluttershy mumbled around her mouthful while gazing at the pretty purple rosebud of Twilight’s anus. Rarity had confided in her that Twilight shared her weakness for a Unicorn horn up the bottom. While she lacked a horn, Fluttershy figured that one of Angel Bunny’s carrots would do very nicely indeed.

“Don’t do anything rash! Twilight cried as she froze in place.

“Dude, don’t stop now!” Tree Hugger begged.

Fluttershy gently placed the tip of the carrot at Twilight’s littlest opening. The strong muscular ring surrounding it rippled as the poor thing tensed up. “Please relax, Twilight.” She muttered, just before she rammed the carrot deep.

Twilight very nearly teleported as the hard coolness of the vegetable pushed deep into her bottom. She managed to avoid that, but there was no avoiding how her body lurched forward. The heavy table let out a screech as its legs were pushed several inches across the wooden floor.

Tree Hugger let out a screech as well when her body succumbed to Twilight’s frantic movements. She cried out in wordless wonder as orgasmic bliss shook her very soul.

Trying to be like Rarity, Fluttershy wriggled the carrot in an effort to locate Twilight’s prostate gland. Having no sensory feedback through the carrot, this was harder work than she expected.

Twilight let out a wail as she bucked wildly. “Stop it!” she cried as she slammed forward again and again to escape her vegetable lover. “I, I’m trying to hold back!”

Tree Hugger drooled on the brownies as her body was forced into a whole series of climatic spasms. She pounded her right front hoof on the table, beating time to Twilight’s animalistic urges.

She was too close! Twilight tried to pull out, but that was a mistake! Backing up on the carrot pushed her completely over the edge! She let out a whinny of defeat that sounded much more like a cry of victory as her body shuddered.

“Got it!” Fluttershy mumbled as Twilight rammed her rump at her. Face wedged in the warmth of Twilight’s split; she felt the carrot quiver as Twilight’s body clutched at it. She released the carrot and left it in place, as she lowered her gaze past the pretty flower of Twilight’s vagina, to the root of her beautiful penis. She watched enraptured as the Corpus Spongiosum began to spasm and pulse.

Twilight rammed into Tree hugger as her cock gave a massive jerk. She couldn’t stop it! She realized dimly that she didn’t want to. She was completely buried in Tree Hugger, with the head of her penis pressed firmly against the mare’s cervix. Twilight’s cock surged as her ejaculate blasted over and over into Tree Hugger’s lovely and fertile body.

When it was finally all over, Twilight watched a dazed Tree Hugger staggered over to the sofa and collapsed onto it. “I must meditate on this.” She said softly. “Now that I have been enlightened, I realize” she gulped “I may have made a slight mistake in letting the Princess enter me while I was in heat.” She smiled sweetly. “The mistake was my own, since the blessed can not help their very nature.”

Twilight watched as Tree Hugger lowered her head and cradled it on her front legs. “Fluttershy, will she be okay? Will she be angry with me when her head clears?” she asked, trying not to notice the trail of semen her lover had dribbled along the way. “Hey, I think she fell asleep!”

“Oh yes Twilight. Treezy will be fine.” Fluttershy assured. “She’ll wake up in a couple hours and be really hungry.”

Twilight winced as she magically grasped the carrot and withdrew it from her body. “Gee Fluttershy, didn’t you have anything bigger?” she said dryly as she looked at the vegetable.

“It wasn’t as big as Rarity’s horn.” Fluttershy giggled.

“It felt like it was bigger than Princess Celestia’s!” Twilight blushed. “Um, forget I said that!” she stammered as she nervously teleported the carrot towards the pantry and out of sight. “I, I have to visit her this afternoon!”

“You go and have a nice visit with the Princess.” Fluttershy said kindly. “I’ll take care of Treezy.” She looked thoughtful. “I’ll also ask Zecora if she has a potion to help Treezy give up her, um, habit, until after the foal is weaned.”

Twilight smiled sheepishly. “Are you okay now Fluttershy?”

“Oh yes! I feel really relaxed now, thanks to you!”

“Okay, well, I better get going. Tell Tree Hugger to stop by the library any time she wants to visit.” She smiled. “She can even sleep over if she likes.”

A rather loud snore from the direction of the sofa seemed to answer her.

“I think she’ll like that.” Fluttershy said with a grin. She opened the front door, and then went around and opened all the windows. “I better air the place out. Dashie get’s a queasy tummy from strong smells.” She grinned rather proudly. “So far, nothing bothers me!”

“I’ll see you soon, Flutter-mommy.” Twilight kissed her friend before leaving the cottage. She looked down and smiled as Angel passed her. “Good morning, Angel. Isn’t it a fine day?”

The bunny smiled and saluted with his ear. He had come to terms with the purple one of the books, and decided to just ignore it when she and the gentle one mated. Besides, he had plans right now. He had cornered two doe bunnies in the garden, and they had consented to taking turns with him. Well, one had consented. She was a big help in corralling her reluctant sister afterwards. Making new bunnies sure was hungry work!

He scampered into the pantry and spotted a nice big carrot lying on the floor next to the basket where the gentle one kept his food. He snatched it up, and took a big bite of the tip. He began to chew with gusto, but soon stopped. His eyes opened wide, and his paw slowly opened to let the carrot drop to the floor.

Fluttershy was making tea when Angel burst into the kitchen. She watched his frantic scramble to climb up the sink. “Oh dear, are you ill?’ she asked, quite startled when her little friend leaned over the basin and abruptly emptied his tummy. “Goodness, could Rainbow’s morning sickness be catching?”

Author's Note

Poor Angel. I laughed my butt off writing that ending!