BITCH, GO MAKE ME A SANDWICH! {My Little Pony: Shipping is Parodies 1}

by Princess Moonfall

Rating: everyone
Tags: Random
Length: 199

Arcane will bitch slap until he gets a sandwich!

Everything was normal until HE walked in….

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-08-06 03:34:54 UTC

Bitch, GO MAKE ME A SANDWICH

Carousel Boutique was having one of its busiest days in a long time, which was great for business but bad for the unicorn who owned it. The unicorns name was Rarity.

She had a well-styled purple mane, large blue eyes, a spotless white coat, and three diamonds as a cutie mark to top it off. Rarity was a very determined pony, that is,

if the task ahead didn't involve her getting her hooves dirty, luckily working in the clothing market didn't require any dirt. mud, or any sort of filth. Rarity levitated

a sparkly yellow ribbon towards her, and carefully placed it on the dress she was designing. This was a very special order placed by one of the royals, Princess Moonfall.

The dress was a deep midnight purple with a large bow on the back, and now a yellow ribbon on the collar. Rarity was about to add another stitch to the hem at the bottom, but she was distracted by the bell on her door ringing.

Rarity looked up to see a pony that resembled Vinyl Scratch, but she recognized as Arcane Creval, the famous DJ and entertainer in Manehattan.