Vegeta in Equestria

Vegeta woke up to the sound of a rooster crowing, as he looked at the clock on the wall he started to growl as he saw it was only 6:30. Getting up he opened a window and saw the damn bird that woke him up charging a small ball of energy in his hand he took aim and threw it at the bird killing it instantly. Triumphant he returned to bed and fell asleep.

Unfortunately about half an hour later his room door flung open and he was woken up by Fluttershy screaming “Vegeta it’s horrible someone killed my poor rooster, who would be so mean.” She tried to avoid sobbing as she said this. To avoid facing her stare again Vegeta quickly said to her “I’m sorry about your bird I’m sure he lived a full life and was surrounded by many chicks.” “How did you know he was a father Vegeta?” Fluttershy asked him extremely confused. “Never mind how I knew, come on let’s find me a job.” “Oh before I forget …” Fluttershy said before running out. In about 2 minutes she came back with a package in her hand “Rarity sent this for you she said she couldn’t imagine walking around in those rags on your body.” Vegeta grabbed the package and ripped it open inside he say a replica of his usual spandex suit. He quickly removed his armor plate and his suit and put the new one on. To his surprise it fit perfectly.

“How the hell did she get my measurements.” he asked Fluttershy who was blushing furiously after seeing Vegeta in his underwear. “She um kind of measured you while you were asleep yesterday.” She said trying to cover her face.  “Could have gone a really long time without hearing that” Vegeta said while shuddering. “Oh we should get to Apple Jacks farm she said she can give you a job there if you like” Fluttershy said finally her blushing settling “So let’s go to sweet apple acres.” “Sweet apple acres? The hell that sounds like something out of a children’s cartoon.”

Later

After travelling to sweet apple acres they were greeted male earth pony with a red body and an orange mane. “Vegeta this is Apple Jack’s brother Big McIntosh.” Fluttershy said to the sayian. “Eeyup.” The big pony answered. “Ok whatever.” Vegeta said in an uncaring voice. Despite the colts size he didn’t have much of a power level. “Sorry about his attitude big Mac he’s kind of grumpy this morning.” Fluttershy said apologizing to the colt. Simply nodding at the filly’s statement Big Mac started walking and gestured the duo to follow him, which they did.

As they came to the barn they met with Apple Jack and a much younger earth pony with a yellow body and a red mane who Vegeta would later find out was named Apple Bloom. “Hey there mister!” she shouted to him. “Hi” Vegeta said to her with a mixture of disgust out of her enthusiasm and happiness as she seemed to remind him of his daughter when she was about that age. “So Vegeta today we are going to show you the wonders of apple bucking.” Apple Jack said with a cheery tone in her voice. “What’s that?” he replied sounding uninterested. “I’ll show you” Apple Jack said leading them to a bunch of apple trees. “Now you have to find the perfect spot…” she said leading Vegeta and Fluttershy to a large apple tree, “and then kick the tree like this.” She said as she jumped up and gave the tree a spinning kick knocking down a few apples. “Can you do that Vegeta.” She asked the sayian. “Yeah, yeah I can do it.” He muttered to her. “Alright then, come on Apple Bloom and Fluttershy lets go, Big Mac watch over Vegeta.” The stallion nodded at her statement and the 3 girls left leaving just him and Vegeta. “Alright Vegeta let’s see what you can do.” the stallion told him.

Meanwhile

“Are you sure Vegeta will be fine AJ?” Fluttershy asked her friend. “Don’t worry sugar what’s the worst that can happen?” As soon as Apple Jack said this a loud noise came from the spot the two boys were. Hearing the noise the 3 ran to the same place and found Vegeta with an emotionless look on his face, Big Mac with his mouth dropped and about three trees knocked down. “What the hay happened here!” Apple Jack shouted to the boys. “I just did this.” Vegeta said as he approached a tree and gave it a ‘light’ kick. The tree just broke off and took down 3 more with it. “What did I do wrong I did what you said and now it’s easy to get the apple’s isn’t it?” Vegeta said sarcastically. “Um I don’t think Vegeta is suitable to do apple bucking.” Big Mac said finally picking up his jaw. AJ looked at him as if she was trying to say No shit Sherlock. “What ever lets gets out of here Fluttershy.” Vegeta said as he started to walk out of the farm. “Bye everyone and sorry about your trees.” Fluttershy said as she started following Vegeta leaving the Apple siblings in shock. Apple Bloom broke the silence by saying “You think he’ll teach me how to do that.”

“Well that was a waste of time.” Vegeta told Fluttershy as they were walking in the streets of Ponyville. “How about we try to find a job making dresses at Rarity’s boutique or try making pastries in Pinkie’s bakery?” Fluttershy told the teen. “No a warrior such as myself does not take part in activities such as those and I refuse to do such activities.” He said yelling at her. Seeing her about to cry he quickly apologized. As soon as he said this the duo saw a huge crowd of construction ponies holding picket signs in their hands. Fluttershy approached them and asked “what’s wrong.” “I’ll tell you what wrong.” one pony told her in a gruff voice, “The cheap bastard who calls himself our boss underpays us, he only pays us 2000 bits a month.” “Hey Fluttershy how many bits is enough to have a comfortable lifestyle?” Vegeta asked the mare. “About 5000 bits a month.” she answered him. “How many protesters are there and what do you do?” he asked the worker pony. “About 100 and we destroy buildings, why?” he answered. “Interesting.” he replied “Fluttershy I’ll be right back.”

Vegeta walked in the building the protesters were near and after a few minutes he walked out with a job application. “You got a job Vegeta?” Fluttershy asked him. “Yes all I have to do is get rid of the building over there.” Vegeta said as he pointed toward an old building close to where they were. At that moment an overweight earth pony with a balding blond mane and blue body walked out of the building “Alright Vegeta let’s see what you can do here is the keys for the bulldozer.” He said as he took some keys from his pocket. “Won’t need it will just slow me down” as Vegeta said this he charged a ball of energy in his hands and threw it at the building within seconds the building was destroyed leaving only the ground under it. “So when do I start?” Vegeta asked the boss. As he said this he was greeted by over a 100 surprised faces with their mouths dropped. The boss finally spoke up and he told Vegeta “that was impressive Vegeta if you work here I’ll pay you 5 times the usual wage”. “Make it 25 times and you have a deal.” He replied to the boss. “Done!” the boss replied, “You workers are all fired I don’t need you any more I have him.” As he finished this he pointed at Vegeta. “Alright then, Fluttershy after I ask the boss for a small advance on my salary we will go home.” As Vegeta said this to her he ignored the shocked look on her face.

Later

As the duo began walking home Fluttershy turned to Vegeta and asked him, “Vegeta how did you do that do you have magic powers or something?” “I guess you can say that,” he replied “But I’m not in a mood to explain so can we just ignore it for now?” “Alright I suppose we can do that.” Fluttershy said trying not to sound nervous “So what do you want for lunch?” she asked him. As they were talking about lunch a blue blur flew right past them and Rainbow Dash appeared in front of them. “Wow Rainbow you are really fast.” Fluttershy muttered in amazement. Vegeta just grunted at Fluttershy’s statement. He was faster than that when he was a child so her speed was unimpressive to him. “So I noticed you walking with your coltfriend so I decided to pop in.” Rainbow Dash said grinning to the duo. “What?” Vegeta responded while Fluttershy was trying not to blush. “I’m just joking you two,” she said while holding back a laugh. “So Vegeta found a job yet?” “I did, I’m working at the destruction company from now on.” He told her clearly unamused at her joke. “That seems like fun.” she replied to him, “So what do you think about my speed.” She asked him. “It was unimpressive.” He answered her “If we had a race I would beat you in seconds.”

That last statement just hit Rainbow’s berserk button “Oh yeah, then how about we have a race to prove who is the fastest in Equestria you or me.” She said yelling at the sayian. Vegeta smirked and said ‘Alright you’re on, name the time and place.” “Fine tomorrow morning at 9 in the town racing track.” She answered. “See you then.” he replied to her at this Rainbow Dash flew off at top speed to train for the race. “Well Fluttershy we should get back home I’m getting hungry.” He said to the mare as he began walking. Fluttershy on the other hand was stunned. It was Vegeta’s first day in Ponyville and he already knocked down 7 trees, blew up a building and challenged Rainbow to a race and it was not even 12 pm.

As they got to the house and opened the door the two were showered in confetti. Before they could comprehend what happened Pinkie Jumped out and said “hey guys you’re for Vegeta’s party.” “What are you talking about my birthday is not for months” he told the pink pony. “Silly Vegeta I hold parties for every new pony in town.” She answered him. “I’m not a pony am I?”  He said in an aggravated tone. “It’s ok now come on in.” she said before disappearing inside. “Come on Vegeta it might be fun.” Fluttershy told the annoyed sayian. Vegeta just grumbled before he was dragged in. After a few hours of partying all the guests went home and just Fluttershy and Vegeta were only ones there. Vegeta then spoke up saying “alright I have to admit it was kind of fun.” “I told you it would be.” Fluttershy replied to the sayian. Then without warning Vegeta got up and put two fingers to his head and disappeared.

In an area far away from the cottage Vegeta decided to see if he could still do something. He started charging energy and in a few second his hair turned blond and it became even spikier.  He still kept charging energy and his aura turned to lighting. He still kept charging and then an explosion occurred spreading dust everywhere when it cleared his hair was up to his waist and his eye brows disappeared. In his final form he didn’t feel much of an energy drain so he turned back to his base form satisfied he could still transform despite being a child now. So teleported back to the cottage once again shocking Fluttershy with his ability and without saying a word he walked to his room and went to sleep.

The next day at the race track

Rainbow and Vegeta’s race had spread like wild fire and almost all of Ponyville was present for the race there was even some announcers and an electronic score board to count the laps they took. Rainbow dash was doing some warm-up exercises while Vegeta was trying to figure out how people had found about the race. It didn’t matter to him though he just had more people to embarrass the arrogant mare in front of. “Ready to lose?” Rainbow Dash arrogantly said to Vegeta during her exercise. “Funny I was just about to ask you that.” He replied to her while giving his signature smirk. “Whatever let’s start the race now so everyone can see me whoop your butt.’ She said before going to the judge to tell him to start the race.

They both walked to the starting line and the judge held up a flag and told them the race is 10 laps long. He then lowered the flag and rainbow ran off at full speed while Vegeta just waited at the finish line. “The race started son.” The judge told him. “I know just giving her a head start.” He replied while smirking. Within a minute Rainbow Dash had finished one lap and gave Vegeta a confused look as she passed him. By the time she finished 5 laps Vegeta was drinking a glass of water completely ignoring the race. Many ponies present booed him but he ignored them and kept drinking. At some point Fluttershy even approached him and said “Vegeta if you don’t start you’re going to lose.” He just ignored her and kept relaxing. Once Rainbow Dash was about to finish her 9th lap Vegeta got up and started levitating amazing most of the ponies and started flying at such a high speed finished one lap in seconds. He kept flying like this until he finished his final lap seconds before Rainbow Dash did.

Smirking he said, “Guess I won, not so fast as you thought are you?” He said trying to aggravate her but all he saw was her with her mouth dropped trying to hold back tears and amazement at what he did. Most of the other ponies were amazed as well at how fast he was. Regaining his composure the judge announced “The winner of this race is Vegeta.” Most of the crowd got up and started clapping for Vegeta. As he turned to say something to Rainbow Dash she had already left trying to hide her embarrassment. Vegeta was then approached by Fluttershy who said to him. “Good job on winning the race Vegeta, but Rainbow Dash seemed upset at losing so maybe you could say something to her…” she stopped as she was given a glare by Vegeta who told her, “ Now why would I want to do that?” “Because it’s the right thing to do. Please for me?” At this Vegeta groaned for a while and then told her “Fine I’ll meet you back at the house.” Finishing this he put two fingers on his head and teleported to Rainbow’s location.

Rainbow Dash was flying over Ponyville with tears in her eyes. Not only did Vegeta obliterate her in the race he also waited for the last minute to fly which only made the whole thing more embarrassing especially considering the fact she told almost the entire town she would beat him with ease . As these thoughts were racing in her mind she bumped into a solid object which sent her tumbling back a few feet. As she looked forward she saw Vegeta in front of her. “Oh come to gloat have you.” She told him trying to avoid eye contact. “Actually Fluttershy sent me to here to say sorry for beating your ass so bad.” He told her in a carefree voice but his tone grew slightly softer as he said “listen you’re fast but your main downfall is your pride and arrogance and if you don’t learn how to control it can cost you dearly…” He paused as he said this remembering his battles with Cell and margin Buu. He then continued “Try to tone it down a little and wipe those tears from your face.”

Once he finished this Rainbow Dash spoke up “When I was little I met this really arrogant pony who was a member of the Wonderbolts a group of flyers I really want to join, I challenged him to a race and lost badly. He then told me I would never join the Wonderbolts no matter how hard I try, cause I was too slow.” She wiped a tear as she said this. “So I always try to become faster to prove him wrong, I guess losing the race reminded me of that incident.” “You know with some of my training you could actually become a lot faster maybe one day when I’m in the mood I’ll give you some tips.” Vegeta told her as he turned around “See you later kid.” He said as he put two fingers to his head and disappeared. As he left Rainbow Dash smiled as she said to herself, “Maybe he’s not so bad after all.” Before turning back to go home.