One day Thunderlane went to see Fluttershy about a weasel. It was the best decision of his life, as any straight stallion would agree, because naturally this could only end in romance and wild, hot sex on their first date. Oldest story there is.

Warning: Blatant clop with only the barest of plots (*snicker*). This is my first completed piece of clop, and I had but one goal: to write a blatant clopfic which nonetheless couldn't be summed up as "their eyes meet, they jump at each other like ravenous wolves, ten seconds later they come at the same time in a single perfect orgasm, the end."

So yes, this story takes a little while to get to the action, and the action takes up more than a page. Is it any good? I haven't the slightest clue.