My Little Pony: Roleplaying is Magicby Major AwesomeChaptersPinkie Pie & DiscordCelestia & LunaTwilight and SpikeBack to Pinkie Pie & DiscordPinkie Pie & DiscordChapter 1: Pinkie Pie and Discord (Ponyville, Pinkie Pie and Discord) Discord was sitting on one of his favorite cotton candy clouds, simply relaxing. Pinkie Pie is underneath, catching the chocolate rain in her mouth. The draconus looked down through the cloud, smiling. “Hello Pinkie Pie.” The pink party pony swallows and replies with. “Hiya Mister Discord!” Then she continues to drink the chocolatey goodness. His smile grew as he snapped his fingers, causing a dollop of whipped cream to appear near the pony. She ceased drinking and quickly attacked said dollop without a moment’s hesitation, “Thank you!” she said through a mouthful of the white fluff. “You’re welcome,” he replied, plucked out a piece of the cloud and tried to eat it. “You gonna eat that?” with that, the pink mare launched up and ate the pink cloud out of the draconus’s hand, with a speed that surprised even Discord. His eyes widened as he chuckled, picking out another piece and eating it. Remaining in mid-air, the pony questioned, “What’s so funny?” with her eyes filled with genuine curiosity. “You…” Discord replied, noticing that Pinkie was sitting in mid-air. “How are you doing that?” “Doing what?” Pinkie asked, completely oblivious to the abnormalities of her actions. “You’re floating,” he said, slithering to see behind her. “Oh, that? Well let me explain! You see, if I alter my-” “Discord!!!” an irritated voice interrupted her, Pinkie looked in the distance to see the source of the voice: a blue mare earth pony with a rainbow mane. “Rainbow Dash?” Pinkie exclaimed in curiosity. “It’s been three days, Discord! It was funny at first but I NEED my wings back. NOW!” her voice left no trace of friendly suggestion, rather, authoritative demand. The draconus looked down at the other pony. “What makes you think I have them?” “Who else would it be?” an unamused Rainbow Dash hissed. He smirked. “Well, I don’t know.” “Discord, give her wings back!” a suddenly serious Pinkie Pie interjected. “A prank is only funny if nopony is upset by it, otherwise it’s just mean!” With no response, Pinkie’s eyes narrowed further, “Give. Them. BACK!” Discord sighed and snapped his fingers, Rainbow’s wings reappearing. With her wings returned, Rainbow let out an insincere “Thanks!” then left in a huff. Discord watched her go, eating another piece of cotton candy cloud. “Discord, you gotta learn when to stop a prank when it stops being funny!” Pinkie Pie scolded. “What do you mean?” Discord asked, innocently. “You heard what she said: It’s been three days and it wasn’t funny anymore! I’ll let it slide this time but you need to work on that!” “Well, you should have said something sooner.” “I did, we both did!” “Alright!” “Let’s just try and enjoy this cotton candy cloud! I don’t like being mad at you!” Pinkie said as she took a huge bite easily twice as big as her own body. He chuckled and had another piece as well. “By the way, how were you floating earlier?” “Well…” she takes a big bite. “First I- mph mmmpphhhh!” with too much cotton candy in her mouth, she spoke incoherently. He chuckled more as he continued to eat as well, not being able to understand her. “Mpphh mmmph!” Pinkie swallows, “and after concentrating really hard, I’m able to talk to the voice-” she takes another bite, “and I should be careful not to say mpphhhh mmmmmph!” Discord raised an eyebrow at that, but decided it was best not to say anything. “Mpphh mph!” Pinkie swallows one last time and concludes with: “and that’s how I float! Pretty neat, huh?” Discord nodded, chuckling. “So what’s the most fun thing you can do with your magic?” “Pranks!” he answered, without hesitation. “What kind of pranks?” Pinkie asked, giggling cutely. “All kinds.” “What was your most funnarific super duper funniest prank?” “Hm…” Discord thought for a short moment. “Switching Luna’s and Celestia’s manes. You should have seen the looks on their faces” he concluded with a chuckle. Pinkie proceeded to laugh hysterically, letting out the occasional cute snortle. The draconus smiled, chuckling as well at the memory. “I’ve got an idea!” Pinkie said, wiping a tear from her eye with her hoof. “Let’s go prank Applejack!” “Sure, let’s go!” he said. As they head towards Sweet Apple Acres, Pinkie reveals her plan or attack to her accomplice. “…And right as she’s about to buck a tree, you turn her legs into wobbly jelly!” he nodded flying up to a nearby cloud to wait for his go. Pinkie Pie waited in a nearby bush, watching Applejack, waiting for the right moment. 3… 2… 1… “NOW!” Discord quickly snapped his fingers, smirking brightly. Applejack’s legs turned wobbly and boneless as they smushed against the tree. The draconus laughed hysterically. “What the hay?” Applejack asked in confusion, trying, but failing, not to fall on her plot. Applejack looked around, trying to find the culprit, and then she caught a glimpse of the prank duo hiding behind a bush. Discord’s grinning face appeared out of the tree, his yeallow eyes gleaming. “Discord!” the orange apple-farming earth pony yelled in frustration, until she realized the humor in the prank, she immediately started cracking up. Discord got up to sit on a low branch, smiling at both of the ponies. Pinkie couldn’t control her laughter, which was made obvious by her volume and intensity, she could hardly breathe. The draconus was still chuckling. Pinkie kept laughing as she was moving her legs in a floppy motion, not unlike a certain earth pony’s legs. Discord slithered down from his tree. Applejack drags herself over to Discord and Pinkie Pie to give the latter a hug, while continuing to laugh the whole time. Discord was still grinning still grinning brightly. “Ok, enough is enough, now gimme mah legs back so I can get back to apple-buckin’” said Applejack. Discord snapped his fingers again and, in a flash, Applejack’s legs were normal again. “Thank ya!” she picks up an apple from her basket. “Here, have this, pardner.” He took it and took a bite. “It’s very good!” “Why, thank ya! I’ve been savin’ that one especially fer you, Discord.” He smiled. “That makes me feel like I actually have friends!” That remark caused Pinkie Pie to let out a big “awww” as she and Applejack walked in for a big hug. The draconus smiled at that, patting the ponies on the head with his mis-matched hands. “Teeheehee! Disocrd, don’t do that! I’m really ticklish there!” Pinkie said in between giggles. He chuckled, tickling her even more. “Teehee! Stop that!” she yelled in between snortles. He stopped, smirking. “You’re so cute, Pinkie Pie!” Pinkie just looked at the draconus with an audible *squee* accompanied by a diabeetus-inducing smile. Discord gave a warm smile back, yellow and red eyes sparkling. Pinkie scooted over to cuddle with the chaos god and let out a cute sigh. His smile grew as he watched her. Pinkie let out an adorable snore, indicating that she had fallen asleep. He chuckled at that and though a nap might be a good idea. He laid down, curling around the sleeping pony who in turn cuddled closer to Discord in her sleep. He laid his head on his hand and let his eyes close. Author's Note this was the first part of our roleplay, i was pinkie pie and my crush was discord, i provided dialogue and stuff for rainbow dash and applejack but i wasnt actually them, hope you had as much fun reading it as much as we did writing it! Celestia & LunaChapter 2: Celestia and Luna (Canterlot Castle, Princess Celestia and Princess Luna) Luna had just awoken from sleeping until the afternoon, as she usually did. “Afternoon, Sister, I’ve made pancakes, they’re on the table.” Said Princess Celestia. “Thank you.” The dark princess replied. “That was a good idea, sending Discord back to Equestria with Pinkie Pie, they’re really getting along just as you said.” Luna smiled, beginning to eat. “Well, they’re very similar.” “Really? I don’t see it.” Celestia replied with a face like this. :/ “They’re both very random and have an interest in making ponies laugh.” “Sorry, sister, I still do not see it.” Luna resisted the urge to pout at her older sister. “Anyway, I feel Discord is much happier this way, than when he was evil.” “He certainly does seem that way.” “I would appreciate fewer pranks however, yesterday, I woke up with Ms. Pie’s Mane and I assume vice versa happened as well. But if it makes him happy, I shan’t object.” The younger princess giggled to herself. “Yes, it was quite humorous. Giggled Celestia, acknowledging her sister’s giggles. “but it made me look very unprofessional in that meeting with the ruler of that country on Earth, I think it was called… America?” Celestia said with a shrug. Luna finished her ‘breakfast.’ “Well, he has not played any pranks on me!” “Well I wouldn’t say that!” Celestia replied with a giggle. “Tell me, were you born an earth pony?” “No I was not, I was born an alicorn like you, sister.” “Really, then what happened to your horn and wings?” The earth pony looked at her back and her anger seemed like an aura, though it quickly died as she looked at her sister. Celestia tried to compose herself but couldn’t contain her laughter. Luna began to laugh as well. Then, with a magic sparkle, the earth pony’s wings and horn returned to her. Backwards. “Discord!” The princess laughed. “Here, let me help you sister.” With that, Celestia aimed her horn at Luna and cast a spell that set her body parts right again. “Thank you, sister.” She said. “You are welcome, Luna.” The dark princess smiled. Tell you what, maybe we could get back at him with THIS! The sun goddess said with an evil grin as she floated an ordinary-looking box to eye level. “What is that?” “Oh why don’t we let Discord find that out.” The younger nodded, smiling brightly. “Allow me to send it to Twilight Sparkle with the instructions on what to do with it.” Luna nodded. With that, Celestia walked over to her desk and levitated a quill out of her ink jar and started writing a letter, which Luna read over her shoulder: Dear Twilight Sparkle, I am sending you a box for you to deliver to Mr. Discord. It is crucial that you do not open it. This box is meant for Discord’s eyes only. Your loving Mentor, Princess Celestia As she finished writing the letter, she stood up and walked into a different room, where she closed the door and magically locked it. To this day Luna has no idea how her older Celestia sends letters or why she keeps it a secret. She hated being kept in the dark, but thought better than to start an argument. After a few minutes, Celestia walked out of the room, minus a letter and a box. “There, now we just sit back and let the situation played itself out” Celestia said with an anticipating giggle. Luna nodded, evilly. Author's Note i was princess celestia and my crush (i will refer to her by her name, julia, from now on, so as to avoid confusion) was princess luna, sorry this chapter was short but we switched to twilight and spike in the next chapter and i still haven't translated that part into story-form yet and it might be a while... :/ also, the part toward the end is a reference to the fact that we know how twilight send letters: through spike's magic voodoo dragon breath thing, but how... in the BUCK does celestia send letters? it can't be magic because twilight would also know that spell, otherwise she wouldn't need spike to do that for her... Twilight and Spike"Twilight!" Spike called from the other room. "You have a package from the princess, she said not to open though, I'm not really sure why." he concluded with a shrug "Was there a letter with it?" she asked. "Yeah, right here" he handed the letter in question to Twilight, who read it, eyes skimming the paper before she raised an eyebrow. "Yeah, I was pretty confused too, but she's asked for stranger before." "True," the alicorn agreed. Using her magic to lift the box onto her back she started for the door. "You wanna come with, Spike?" "Sure, I was getting pretty bored anyway and now I'm wondering what's in that box!" "Alright, let's go!" Twilight replied. "I think Discord is at Sweet Apple Acres with Pinkie Pie." "Alright," she said, setting out for the farm. As they walked passed Lyra's house, Spike whispered, "Uh, can we walk a little faster? Lyra tends to get a little weird when she sees me." "FINGER-MAN!" Lyra yelled out her window, as if she sensed him coming. "Oh, sweet Celestia! Let's get outta here!" Spike yelled as he took off in a random direction as fast as he could as Twilight galloped beside him. With Lyra chasing the both of them, they eventually lose her when they take a sharp turn around an alley and hide, panting. "Why was she chasing us?" the alicorn asked her assistant. "I don't know why but she has some wierd obsession over fingers. Says its part of some 'hoo-man' thing or whatever it was. Did you know she bugged Gilda for an hour about her fingers? That's why she was late to Pinkie Pie's party!" Twilight nodded, eyes watching the young dragon. "I talked to Nurse RedHeart about it but she said she legally cant help Lyra unless she comes in on her own. I swear it's because she watches that filly's show, My Little Human, ponies are obsessing over that show and it gets kinda scary!" "Yeah, it is." "Anyway, I think she's gone now. Let's go!" "Yes, let's." As they approached Sweet Apple Acres, Spike noticed Pinkie Pie, Discord, and Applejack all napping together. "Awww." Spike exclaimed. "That is pretty cute." "Let's not disturb them! Why don't we just leave the box here and write 'To: Discord from: Princess Celestia' on it?" "That's a good idea." The alicorn did so and magicked the dragon onto her back as she left. "Look at them sleeping so peacefully!" Spike said, looking back at the sleeping trio. "Hard to believe I'm looking at the guy who tried to take over Equestria and almost destroyed our very way of life!" "I swear he has a soft spot for Pinkie Pie!" "Yeah, he does! I've tried to explain their friendship to the princess but she just doesn't get it!" "I have, too." "Luna gets it, though. I don't know why Celestia doesn't." "Could be her age." "Could be!" "Well, anyway, we should go! Don't wanna risk staying here and disturbing them!" "Yeah, that's a good idea!" Spike said as Twilight starting trotting away towards their library. Back to Pinkie Pie & DiscordDiscord stirred lightly, nuzzling the two ponies he was curled around. Pinkie Pie was woken up by that, thought not completely awake, just enough to make out the purple figure trotting away in the distance. "Twilight?" she asked, weakly, with weary eyes. With no answer, Pinkie immediately went back to sleep. Discord smiled at the two ponies, having a nice dream where he and Pinkie were hanging out and cuddling until he woke up to see it was true. He had his eyes closed and was relaxing. Pinkie noticed a strange box and saw it was for Discord, which she let him know about. His eyes blinked open and looked at it. "Hey, Discord." she whispered, "it's a present from the princess" "I can tell," he said, slithering the front of his body to look at the box. "Well, open it! I wanna see it! I wanna know what it is!" She suddenly jumped up, immediately energized and starting to get excited. He snapped his fingers and a hand appeared in midair opening the box. Right as he opened it, a blue paint bomb magically shot itself right at his face, exploding, covering his whole upper-body in blue hue. Luckily, his mouth opened in surprise just a second after the colored explosion, so the inside of his mouth kept its original color. His eyelids also instinctively shut themselves, shielding his eyes as well. He gasped. "What the-!" "Hey, there's a note!" Pinkie pointed out as she picked up the note and read it aloud: "Dear Discord, Why so blue? Love, Trollestia" The draconus began to laugh while Pinkie just looked confused, "Trollestia? I don't get it!" "Ohhhh, Trollestia! like CELestia but with 'troll' in the beginning! That's so clever!" Pinkie exclaimed with a giggle. "It's an old joke between us." The pony smiled and nodded. "Oh! An inside joke! Teehee! I love inside jokes!" Discord chuckled and used a spell to rid himself of the blue paint. "That was a good prank! I wonder why Twilight delivered it, though?" Pinkie thought aloud. "As do I," he said, laying his head back down. "How about we kill the messenger?" Pinkie Pie said, laughing evilly. "And by 'messenger' I mean Twilight! And by 'kill' I mean have fun with! And by 'have fun with' I mean prank! And by 'prank' I mean..." Discord put a finger on her lips. "Lets go." "...And by 'take her to town' I mean- oh!" Pinkie reached a sudden realization that even Discord lost interest. "Oh, ok! let's go!" He smirked brightly, loving her pink friend's delightfully quirky attitude. She jumped up on his back, ready to go. "Onward!" she yelled as she pointed a hoof forward. He smiled and snapped, both of them appearing on his cloud and it went in the direction she had pointed. "I've got a great plan!" Pinkie Pie began. "I'll 'lose' something in a tall tree and ask her to fly up and get it, then you switch her wings up on her! Move her left wing on her right and vice versa!" "Hehe! That's good, Pinkie! I did that to Luna once and she freaked out! I nearly died laughing!" he chuckled, wiping a tear from his eye. As they neared the "Twibrary," as Pinkie once called it, she jumped down and said "Ok, same plan as before: you wait for my signal!" He nodded. "Alright." The pony then walked up to Twilight's door and nodded to her accomplice, who nodded. "Oh, hey Pinkie," the alicorn said, opening the door. "Hi, Twilight! Could you do me a favor?" "Of course." "I lost my frisbee somewhere at the top of your treehouse, could you get it for me?" She turned to wink at the hiding draconus, which did not go unnoticed. "Sure. Uh, what are you looking at?" she asked as she unfolded her wings. "Um, nothing!" Pinkie was desperate for a distraction. "Um, hey! I lost my frisbee at the top of your treehouse, could you get it for me?" "Of course," Twilight said, flying up to the top. Pinkie looked at the draconus on standby and gave the "go ahead" nod. He snapped his fingers and Twilight's wings switched. Pinkie started to giggle as Twilight struggled. The draconus giggled as well. As Twilight struggled to stay airborne, Pinkie Pie started laughing even more but immediately ceased laughter when Twilight plummeted to the ground. Pinkie gasped. "Somepony do something!" Discord gasped as well and sent his cloud to catch her. As Twilight stopped falling, she expected hard ground, but instead, the soft cloud was a nice difference, though she was still confused. Discord snapped his fingers again, returning her wings to normal. "Teeheehee!" Pinkie giggled "Oh, man! We so GOT you, Twily! we got you GOOD!" Pinkie booped Twilight's nose as she said the word 'good' as if to punctuate her statement. "Pinkie, I could have gotten really hurt!" Twilight retaliated with an anger too strong to hide, even from one her best friends. "Don't worry, Twily, you were never in any real danger. Discord caught you!" "But if Discord hadn't caught me-" "But he did, Twily! Don't think about 'if's' too much or you'll be too worried all the time!" "True." "That was pretty funny, though, right? Teehee!" "Yeah, it was pretty funny." "Maybe you should think about that before you go around giving certain boxes from certain princesses to certain draconuses!" Pinkie yelled in a tone half playfully threatening and half cunning subtlety. "What was in that box, by the way?" "A blue paint bomb thing that exploded in Discord's face! Teehee!" Pinkie Pie answered, giggling at the memory. Both of the others laughed as well.
Pinkie Pie & DiscordChapter 1: Pinkie Pie and Discord (Ponyville, Pinkie Pie and Discord) Discord was sitting on one of his favorite cotton candy clouds, simply relaxing. Pinkie Pie is underneath, catching the chocolate rain in her mouth. The draconus looked down through the cloud, smiling. “Hello Pinkie Pie.” The pink party pony swallows and replies with. “Hiya Mister Discord!” Then she continues to drink the chocolatey goodness. His smile grew as he snapped his fingers, causing a dollop of whipped cream to appear near the pony. She ceased drinking and quickly attacked said dollop without a moment’s hesitation, “Thank you!” she said through a mouthful of the white fluff. “You’re welcome,” he replied, plucked out a piece of the cloud and tried to eat it. “You gonna eat that?” with that, the pink mare launched up and ate the pink cloud out of the draconus’s hand, with a speed that surprised even Discord. His eyes widened as he chuckled, picking out another piece and eating it. Remaining in mid-air, the pony questioned, “What’s so funny?” with her eyes filled with genuine curiosity. “You…” Discord replied, noticing that Pinkie was sitting in mid-air. “How are you doing that?” “Doing what?” Pinkie asked, completely oblivious to the abnormalities of her actions. “You’re floating,” he said, slithering to see behind her. “Oh, that? Well let me explain! You see, if I alter my-” “Discord!!!” an irritated voice interrupted her, Pinkie looked in the distance to see the source of the voice: a blue mare earth pony with a rainbow mane. “Rainbow Dash?” Pinkie exclaimed in curiosity. “It’s been three days, Discord! It was funny at first but I NEED my wings back. NOW!” her voice left no trace of friendly suggestion, rather, authoritative demand. The draconus looked down at the other pony. “What makes you think I have them?” “Who else would it be?” an unamused Rainbow Dash hissed. He smirked. “Well, I don’t know.” “Discord, give her wings back!” a suddenly serious Pinkie Pie interjected. “A prank is only funny if nopony is upset by it, otherwise it’s just mean!” With no response, Pinkie’s eyes narrowed further, “Give. Them. BACK!” Discord sighed and snapped his fingers, Rainbow’s wings reappearing. With her wings returned, Rainbow let out an insincere “Thanks!” then left in a huff. Discord watched her go, eating another piece of cotton candy cloud. “Discord, you gotta learn when to stop a prank when it stops being funny!” Pinkie Pie scolded. “What do you mean?” Discord asked, innocently. “You heard what she said: It’s been three days and it wasn’t funny anymore! I’ll let it slide this time but you need to work on that!” “Well, you should have said something sooner.” “I did, we both did!” “Alright!” “Let’s just try and enjoy this cotton candy cloud! I don’t like being mad at you!” Pinkie said as she took a huge bite easily twice as big as her own body. He chuckled and had another piece as well. “By the way, how were you floating earlier?” “Well…” she takes a big bite. “First I- mph mmmpphhhh!” with too much cotton candy in her mouth, she spoke incoherently. He chuckled more as he continued to eat as well, not being able to understand her. “Mpphh mmmph!” Pinkie swallows, “and after concentrating really hard, I’m able to talk to the voice-” she takes another bite, “and I should be careful not to say mpphhhh mmmmmph!” Discord raised an eyebrow at that, but decided it was best not to say anything. “Mpphh mph!” Pinkie swallows one last time and concludes with: “and that’s how I float! Pretty neat, huh?” Discord nodded, chuckling. “So what’s the most fun thing you can do with your magic?” “Pranks!” he answered, without hesitation. “What kind of pranks?” Pinkie asked, giggling cutely. “All kinds.” “What was your most funnarific super duper funniest prank?” “Hm…” Discord thought for a short moment. “Switching Luna’s and Celestia’s manes. You should have seen the looks on their faces” he concluded with a chuckle. Pinkie proceeded to laugh hysterically, letting out the occasional cute snortle. The draconus smiled, chuckling as well at the memory. “I’ve got an idea!” Pinkie said, wiping a tear from her eye with her hoof. “Let’s go prank Applejack!” “Sure, let’s go!” he said. As they head towards Sweet Apple Acres, Pinkie reveals her plan or attack to her accomplice. “…And right as she’s about to buck a tree, you turn her legs into wobbly jelly!” he nodded flying up to a nearby cloud to wait for his go. Pinkie Pie waited in a nearby bush, watching Applejack, waiting for the right moment. 3… 2… 1… “NOW!” Discord quickly snapped his fingers, smirking brightly. Applejack’s legs turned wobbly and boneless as they smushed against the tree. The draconus laughed hysterically. “What the hay?” Applejack asked in confusion, trying, but failing, not to fall on her plot. Applejack looked around, trying to find the culprit, and then she caught a glimpse of the prank duo hiding behind a bush. Discord’s grinning face appeared out of the tree, his yeallow eyes gleaming. “Discord!” the orange apple-farming earth pony yelled in frustration, until she realized the humor in the prank, she immediately started cracking up. Discord got up to sit on a low branch, smiling at both of the ponies. Pinkie couldn’t control her laughter, which was made obvious by her volume and intensity, she could hardly breathe. The draconus was still chuckling. Pinkie kept laughing as she was moving her legs in a floppy motion, not unlike a certain earth pony’s legs. Discord slithered down from his tree. Applejack drags herself over to Discord and Pinkie Pie to give the latter a hug, while continuing to laugh the whole time. Discord was still grinning still grinning brightly. “Ok, enough is enough, now gimme mah legs back so I can get back to apple-buckin’” said Applejack. Discord snapped his fingers again and, in a flash, Applejack’s legs were normal again. “Thank ya!” she picks up an apple from her basket. “Here, have this, pardner.” He took it and took a bite. “It’s very good!” “Why, thank ya! I’ve been savin’ that one especially fer you, Discord.” He smiled. “That makes me feel like I actually have friends!” That remark caused Pinkie Pie to let out a big “awww” as she and Applejack walked in for a big hug. The draconus smiled at that, patting the ponies on the head with his mis-matched hands. “Teeheehee! Disocrd, don’t do that! I’m really ticklish there!” Pinkie said in between giggles. He chuckled, tickling her even more. “Teehee! Stop that!” she yelled in between snortles. He stopped, smirking. “You’re so cute, Pinkie Pie!” Pinkie just looked at the draconus with an audible *squee* accompanied by a diabeetus-inducing smile. Discord gave a warm smile back, yellow and red eyes sparkling. Pinkie scooted over to cuddle with the chaos god and let out a cute sigh. His smile grew as he watched her. Pinkie let out an adorable snore, indicating that she had fallen asleep. He chuckled at that and though a nap might be a good idea. He laid down, curling around the sleeping pony who in turn cuddled closer to Discord in her sleep. He laid his head on his hand and let his eyes close. Author's Note this was the first part of our roleplay, i was pinkie pie and my crush was discord, i provided dialogue and stuff for rainbow dash and applejack but i wasnt actually them, hope you had as much fun reading it as much as we did writing it!
Celestia & LunaChapter 2: Celestia and Luna (Canterlot Castle, Princess Celestia and Princess Luna) Luna had just awoken from sleeping until the afternoon, as she usually did. “Afternoon, Sister, I’ve made pancakes, they’re on the table.” Said Princess Celestia. “Thank you.” The dark princess replied. “That was a good idea, sending Discord back to Equestria with Pinkie Pie, they’re really getting along just as you said.” Luna smiled, beginning to eat. “Well, they’re very similar.” “Really? I don’t see it.” Celestia replied with a face like this. :/ “They’re both very random and have an interest in making ponies laugh.” “Sorry, sister, I still do not see it.” Luna resisted the urge to pout at her older sister. “Anyway, I feel Discord is much happier this way, than when he was evil.” “He certainly does seem that way.” “I would appreciate fewer pranks however, yesterday, I woke up with Ms. Pie’s Mane and I assume vice versa happened as well. But if it makes him happy, I shan’t object.” The younger princess giggled to herself. “Yes, it was quite humorous. Giggled Celestia, acknowledging her sister’s giggles. “but it made me look very unprofessional in that meeting with the ruler of that country on Earth, I think it was called… America?” Celestia said with a shrug. Luna finished her ‘breakfast.’ “Well, he has not played any pranks on me!” “Well I wouldn’t say that!” Celestia replied with a giggle. “Tell me, were you born an earth pony?” “No I was not, I was born an alicorn like you, sister.” “Really, then what happened to your horn and wings?” The earth pony looked at her back and her anger seemed like an aura, though it quickly died as she looked at her sister. Celestia tried to compose herself but couldn’t contain her laughter. Luna began to laugh as well. Then, with a magic sparkle, the earth pony’s wings and horn returned to her. Backwards. “Discord!” The princess laughed. “Here, let me help you sister.” With that, Celestia aimed her horn at Luna and cast a spell that set her body parts right again. “Thank you, sister.” She said. “You are welcome, Luna.” The dark princess smiled. Tell you what, maybe we could get back at him with THIS! The sun goddess said with an evil grin as she floated an ordinary-looking box to eye level. “What is that?” “Oh why don’t we let Discord find that out.” The younger nodded, smiling brightly. “Allow me to send it to Twilight Sparkle with the instructions on what to do with it.” Luna nodded. With that, Celestia walked over to her desk and levitated a quill out of her ink jar and started writing a letter, which Luna read over her shoulder: Dear Twilight Sparkle, I am sending you a box for you to deliver to Mr. Discord. It is crucial that you do not open it. This box is meant for Discord’s eyes only. Your loving Mentor, Princess Celestia As she finished writing the letter, she stood up and walked into a different room, where she closed the door and magically locked it. To this day Luna has no idea how her older Celestia sends letters or why she keeps it a secret. She hated being kept in the dark, but thought better than to start an argument. After a few minutes, Celestia walked out of the room, minus a letter and a box. “There, now we just sit back and let the situation played itself out” Celestia said with an anticipating giggle. Luna nodded, evilly. Author's Note i was princess celestia and my crush (i will refer to her by her name, julia, from now on, so as to avoid confusion) was princess luna, sorry this chapter was short but we switched to twilight and spike in the next chapter and i still haven't translated that part into story-form yet and it might be a while... :/ also, the part toward the end is a reference to the fact that we know how twilight send letters: through spike's magic voodoo dragon breath thing, but how... in the BUCK does celestia send letters? it can't be magic because twilight would also know that spell, otherwise she wouldn't need spike to do that for her...
Twilight and Spike"Twilight!" Spike called from the other room. "You have a package from the princess, she said not to open though, I'm not really sure why." he concluded with a shrug "Was there a letter with it?" she asked. "Yeah, right here" he handed the letter in question to Twilight, who read it, eyes skimming the paper before she raised an eyebrow. "Yeah, I was pretty confused too, but she's asked for stranger before." "True," the alicorn agreed. Using her magic to lift the box onto her back she started for the door. "You wanna come with, Spike?" "Sure, I was getting pretty bored anyway and now I'm wondering what's in that box!" "Alright, let's go!" Twilight replied. "I think Discord is at Sweet Apple Acres with Pinkie Pie." "Alright," she said, setting out for the farm. As they walked passed Lyra's house, Spike whispered, "Uh, can we walk a little faster? Lyra tends to get a little weird when she sees me." "FINGER-MAN!" Lyra yelled out her window, as if she sensed him coming. "Oh, sweet Celestia! Let's get outta here!" Spike yelled as he took off in a random direction as fast as he could as Twilight galloped beside him. With Lyra chasing the both of them, they eventually lose her when they take a sharp turn around an alley and hide, panting. "Why was she chasing us?" the alicorn asked her assistant. "I don't know why but she has some wierd obsession over fingers. Says its part of some 'hoo-man' thing or whatever it was. Did you know she bugged Gilda for an hour about her fingers? That's why she was late to Pinkie Pie's party!" Twilight nodded, eyes watching the young dragon. "I talked to Nurse RedHeart about it but she said she legally cant help Lyra unless she comes in on her own. I swear it's because she watches that filly's show, My Little Human, ponies are obsessing over that show and it gets kinda scary!" "Yeah, it is." "Anyway, I think she's gone now. Let's go!" "Yes, let's." As they approached Sweet Apple Acres, Spike noticed Pinkie Pie, Discord, and Applejack all napping together. "Awww." Spike exclaimed. "That is pretty cute." "Let's not disturb them! Why don't we just leave the box here and write 'To: Discord from: Princess Celestia' on it?" "That's a good idea." The alicorn did so and magicked the dragon onto her back as she left. "Look at them sleeping so peacefully!" Spike said, looking back at the sleeping trio. "Hard to believe I'm looking at the guy who tried to take over Equestria and almost destroyed our very way of life!" "I swear he has a soft spot for Pinkie Pie!" "Yeah, he does! I've tried to explain their friendship to the princess but she just doesn't get it!" "I have, too." "Luna gets it, though. I don't know why Celestia doesn't." "Could be her age." "Could be!" "Well, anyway, we should go! Don't wanna risk staying here and disturbing them!" "Yeah, that's a good idea!" Spike said as Twilight starting trotting away towards their library.
Back to Pinkie Pie & DiscordDiscord stirred lightly, nuzzling the two ponies he was curled around. Pinkie Pie was woken up by that, thought not completely awake, just enough to make out the purple figure trotting away in the distance. "Twilight?" she asked, weakly, with weary eyes. With no answer, Pinkie immediately went back to sleep. Discord smiled at the two ponies, having a nice dream where he and Pinkie were hanging out and cuddling until he woke up to see it was true. He had his eyes closed and was relaxing. Pinkie noticed a strange box and saw it was for Discord, which she let him know about. His eyes blinked open and looked at it. "Hey, Discord." she whispered, "it's a present from the princess" "I can tell," he said, slithering the front of his body to look at the box. "Well, open it! I wanna see it! I wanna know what it is!" She suddenly jumped up, immediately energized and starting to get excited. He snapped his fingers and a hand appeared in midair opening the box. Right as he opened it, a blue paint bomb magically shot itself right at his face, exploding, covering his whole upper-body in blue hue. Luckily, his mouth opened in surprise just a second after the colored explosion, so the inside of his mouth kept its original color. His eyelids also instinctively shut themselves, shielding his eyes as well. He gasped. "What the-!" "Hey, there's a note!" Pinkie pointed out as she picked up the note and read it aloud: "Dear Discord, Why so blue? Love, Trollestia" The draconus began to laugh while Pinkie just looked confused, "Trollestia? I don't get it!" "Ohhhh, Trollestia! like CELestia but with 'troll' in the beginning! That's so clever!" Pinkie exclaimed with a giggle. "It's an old joke between us." The pony smiled and nodded. "Oh! An inside joke! Teehee! I love inside jokes!" Discord chuckled and used a spell to rid himself of the blue paint. "That was a good prank! I wonder why Twilight delivered it, though?" Pinkie thought aloud. "As do I," he said, laying his head back down. "How about we kill the messenger?" Pinkie Pie said, laughing evilly. "And by 'messenger' I mean Twilight! And by 'kill' I mean have fun with! And by 'have fun with' I mean prank! And by 'prank' I mean..." Discord put a finger on her lips. "Lets go." "...And by 'take her to town' I mean- oh!" Pinkie reached a sudden realization that even Discord lost interest. "Oh, ok! let's go!" He smirked brightly, loving her pink friend's delightfully quirky attitude. She jumped up on his back, ready to go. "Onward!" she yelled as she pointed a hoof forward. He smiled and snapped, both of them appearing on his cloud and it went in the direction she had pointed. "I've got a great plan!" Pinkie Pie began. "I'll 'lose' something in a tall tree and ask her to fly up and get it, then you switch her wings up on her! Move her left wing on her right and vice versa!" "Hehe! That's good, Pinkie! I did that to Luna once and she freaked out! I nearly died laughing!" he chuckled, wiping a tear from his eye. As they neared the "Twibrary," as Pinkie once called it, she jumped down and said "Ok, same plan as before: you wait for my signal!" He nodded. "Alright." The pony then walked up to Twilight's door and nodded to her accomplice, who nodded. "Oh, hey Pinkie," the alicorn said, opening the door. "Hi, Twilight! Could you do me a favor?" "Of course." "I lost my frisbee somewhere at the top of your treehouse, could you get it for me?" She turned to wink at the hiding draconus, which did not go unnoticed. "Sure. Uh, what are you looking at?" she asked as she unfolded her wings. "Um, nothing!" Pinkie was desperate for a distraction. "Um, hey! I lost my frisbee at the top of your treehouse, could you get it for me?" "Of course," Twilight said, flying up to the top. Pinkie looked at the draconus on standby and gave the "go ahead" nod. He snapped his fingers and Twilight's wings switched. Pinkie started to giggle as Twilight struggled. The draconus giggled as well. As Twilight struggled to stay airborne, Pinkie Pie started laughing even more but immediately ceased laughter when Twilight plummeted to the ground. Pinkie gasped. "Somepony do something!" Discord gasped as well and sent his cloud to catch her. As Twilight stopped falling, she expected hard ground, but instead, the soft cloud was a nice difference, though she was still confused. Discord snapped his fingers again, returning her wings to normal. "Teeheehee!" Pinkie giggled "Oh, man! We so GOT you, Twily! we got you GOOD!" Pinkie booped Twilight's nose as she said the word 'good' as if to punctuate her statement. "Pinkie, I could have gotten really hurt!" Twilight retaliated with an anger too strong to hide, even from one her best friends. "Don't worry, Twily, you were never in any real danger. Discord caught you!" "But if Discord hadn't caught me-" "But he did, Twily! Don't think about 'if's' too much or you'll be too worried all the time!" "True." "That was pretty funny, though, right? Teehee!" "Yeah, it was pretty funny." "Maybe you should think about that before you go around giving certain boxes from certain princesses to certain draconuses!" Pinkie yelled in a tone half playfully threatening and half cunning subtlety. "What was in that box, by the way?" "A blue paint bomb thing that exploded in Discord's face! Teehee!" Pinkie Pie answered, giggling at the memory. Both of the others laughed as well.
