My Little Pony: Roleplaying is Magic

Discord stirred lightly, nuzzling the two ponies he was curled around. Pinkie Pie was woken up by that, thought not completely awake, just enough to make out the purple figure trotting away in the distance.

"Twilight?" she asked, weakly, with weary eyes. With no answer, Pinkie immediately went back to sleep.
Discord smiled at the two ponies, having a nice dream where he and Pinkie were hanging out and cuddling until he woke up to see it was true. He had his eyes closed and was relaxing.
Pinkie noticed a strange box and saw it was for Discord, which she let him know about. His eyes blinked open and looked at it.

"Hey, Discord." she whispered, "it's a present from the princess"

"I can tell," he said, slithering the front of his body to look at the box.

"Well, open it! I wanna see it! I wanna know what it is!" She suddenly jumped up, immediately energized and starting to get excited.

He snapped his fingers and a hand appeared in midair opening the box. Right as he opened it, a blue paint bomb magically shot itself right at his face, exploding, covering his whole upper-body in blue hue. Luckily, his mouth opened in surprise just a second after the colored explosion, so the inside of his mouth kept its original color. His eyelids also instinctively shut themselves, shielding his eyes as well.

He gasped. "What the-!"

"Hey, there's a note!" Pinkie pointed out as she picked up the note and read it aloud:

"Dear Discord,

Why so blue?

Love,

Trollestia"

The draconus began to laugh while Pinkie just looked confused, "Trollestia? I don't get it!"

"Ohhhh, Trollestia! like CELestia but with 'troll' in the beginning! That's so clever!" Pinkie exclaimed with a giggle.

"It's an old joke between us."

The pony smiled and nodded. "Oh! An inside joke! Teehee! I love inside jokes!"

Discord chuckled and used a spell to rid himself of the blue paint.

"That was a good prank! I wonder why Twilight delivered it, though?" Pinkie thought aloud.

"As do I," he said, laying his head back down.

"How about we kill the messenger?" Pinkie Pie said, laughing evilly. "And by 'messenger' I mean Twilight! And by 'kill' I mean have fun with! And by 'have fun with' I mean prank! And by 'prank' I mean..."
Discord put a finger on her lips. "Lets go."

"...And by 'take her to town' I mean- oh!" Pinkie reached a sudden realization that even Discord lost interest. "Oh, ok! let's go!" He smirked brightly, loving her pink friend's delightfully quirky attitude. She jumped up on his back, ready to go. "Onward!" she yelled as she pointed a hoof forward. He smiled and snapped, both of them appearing on his cloud and it went in the direction she had pointed.

"I've got a great plan!" Pinkie Pie began. "I'll 'lose' something in a tall tree and ask her to fly up and get it, then you switch her wings up on her! Move her left wing on her right and vice versa!"
"Hehe! That's good, Pinkie! I did that to Luna once and she freaked out! I nearly died laughing!" he chuckled, wiping a tear from his eye.

As they neared the "Twibrary," as Pinkie once called it, she jumped down and said "Ok, same plan as before: you wait for my signal!"

He nodded. "Alright."

The pony then walked up to Twilight's door and nodded to her accomplice, who nodded.

"Oh, hey Pinkie," the alicorn said, opening the door.

"Hi, Twilight! Could you do me a favor?"

"Of course."

"I lost my frisbee somewhere at the top of your treehouse, could you get it for me?" She turned to wink at the hiding draconus, which did not go unnoticed.

"Sure. Uh, what are you looking at?" she asked as she unfolded her wings.

"Um, nothing!" Pinkie was desperate for a distraction. "Um, hey! I lost my frisbee at the top of your treehouse, could you get it for me?"

"Of course," Twilight said, flying up to the top.

Pinkie looked at the draconus on standby and gave the "go ahead" nod.
He snapped his fingers and Twilight's wings switched. Pinkie started to giggle as Twilight struggled. The draconus giggled as well. As Twilight struggled to stay airborne, Pinkie Pie started laughing even more but immediately ceased laughter when Twilight plummeted to the ground.

Pinkie gasped. "Somepony do something!" Discord gasped as well and sent his cloud to catch her. As Twilight stopped falling, she expected hard ground, but instead, the soft cloud was a nice difference, though she was still confused. Discord snapped his fingers again, returning her wings to normal. "Teeheehee!" Pinkie giggled "Oh, man! We so GOT you, Twily! we got you GOOD!" Pinkie booped Twilight's nose as she said the word 'good' as if to punctuate her statement.

"Pinkie, I could have gotten really hurt!" Twilight retaliated with an anger too strong to hide, even from one her best friends.

"Don't worry, Twily, you were never in any real danger. Discord caught you!"

"But if Discord hadn't caught me-"

"But he did, Twily! Don't think about 'if's' too much or you'll be too worried all the time!"

"True."

"That was pretty funny, though, right? Teehee!"

"Yeah, it was pretty funny."

"Maybe you should think about that before you go around giving certain boxes from certain princesses to certain draconuses!" Pinkie yelled in a tone half playfully threatening and half cunning subtlety.

"What was in that box, by the way?"

"A blue paint bomb thing that exploded in Discord's face! Teehee!" Pinkie Pie answered, giggling at the memory.

Both of the others laughed as well.