Pinkie Pie's Adventure Through Television
JumpjumpjumpjumpjumpcandysweetspartiesjumpjumpjumpdashietwilieAJrarityflutters. Pinkie Pie bounced along the streets of Ponyville with her trademark smile on her face. She was especially happy since Twilight had asked her to partake in a super special experiment!
“Hey Narrator! I didn’t know you were in this story too!”
Well Pinkie I’m in every story! If you believe!
Pinkie laughed until her sides hurt. “Good one Narrator!”
Yes, indeed Pinkie! Now where was I? Oh yes! Pinkie didn’t know much about-
“How do you know what I know?” the pink pony asked. “And why the hay are you calling me the pink pony!” She gave me an angry pout.
Well to answer your first question Pinkie, it’s a fascinating process! What happens is-
“Is this relevant to the story?”
Yes! Now hush the author is trying to make sure this story gets to a thousand words so they can post it on FIMfiction. Basically I know what you’re thinking because the author creates everything that’s happening right now! For example: All of a sudden, Bon Bon screamed!
And that indeed happened! Pinkie ran over to Bon Bon. “What happened?!”
“I don’t know!” she smiled. “And I’ll see you this Tuesday for poker, Narrator!”
Okay Bonnie see you then! Anyway, I use the fourth wall to know what you’re thinking.
“Oh!” Pinkie smiled.
Soon enough, Pinkie arrived at Twilight’s library where the rest of the Mane 6 were waiting.
“Ugh, did she have to bring him?” Rainbow Dash sneered upon seeing (or hearing) me.
Hey!
“Anyways, we’re glad you’re here Pinkie Pie!” Twilight smiled.
“Same here Twilie, now what’s the spell?” Pinkie smiled jumping up and down.
Twilight, not able to keep up with Pinkie’s antics, quickly explained. “Basically I’m making a teleporter that anypony can use!”
She soon pulled out a white board courtesy of yours truly!
“And he’s so full of himself!” Dash mumbled.
Oh like you aren’t!
Anyways, Twilight levitated her hair into a bun, put on glasses that sat at the tip of her nose, and began to explain further into her scheme.
“I believe there are three separate universes, or at least Narrator told me about them. We are fully in one and there are two that are not connected to each other or fully connected to us, but are partly connected to the universe we are fully in. Narrator said the universe we are fully in is called the ‘Hub’ and the two universes we are a part of are the ‘TV’ and the ‘Internet.’”
All of the ponies nodded intently. “Basically what my plan for today is to explore the TV portion. Now, Rainbow, where is the tuft of cloud you brought?”
Dashie-
“Don’t call me that!” she huffed.
RAINBOW gave the brick-shaped tuft to Twilight who used her magic to turn it into a small plastic device with two buttons, one shaped like an arrow pointing up and one shaped like an arrow pointing down. “What you do is press the up button to explore the television. To get back you just keep pressing the up button until you get back here. If you want to go back a channel, press the back button. Good luck Pinkie.”
With that Pinkie pressed the up button.
Pinkie rubbed her head; she pretty much fell out of the sky onto… A robot made of bottles? She looked around and saw three creatures like the ones Twilight described when she went through the magic mirror. There were two girls, one with dark brown hair and one with blonde. There was also a boy, also with dark hair. They all screamed and stood up. “Carly, get my butter sock!” the blonde on yelled.
Before they could hurt her Pinkie quickly got out of there! As she pressed the up button, the portal reopened and sucked her inside. The next portal opened in front of a blue box labeled: Police Box. Soon, another creature came out of the box. He had dark brown hair, a tweed jacket, and a red bowtie. As he saw Pinkie, he looked astonished. He took out of his pocket what looked like a screwdriver, and scanned her with it. “What are you doing?” asked Pinkie, which seemed to scare him.
“Ah! Okay, talking pink pony, not the weirdest thing I’ve seen!”
Pinkie huffed an insulted huff. “You’re weird!”
And she continued onto the next channel.
“The word of the day is, Cookie!” said a blue puppet with googly eyes as Pinkie fell into this show.
“Oh my Celestia! Did you say COOKIE?!” Pinkie smiled coming up close to the puppet.
“Yeah, Yeah! Cookies!” he suddenly brought out a plate of cookies which they both began to eat.
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Pinkie you’re spending a long time in this show!
“Shut up!” she yelled with cookie bits covering her mouth. “My name is Pinkie by the way!” she told the monster.
“Me named Cookie Monster!” He… smiled? Hard to tell with these puppets.
“Well I have to go Cookie Monster, I’ll see you soon!” She kissed him on the cheek and pressed the up button.
Suddenly, Pinkie Pie was in a room with lots of tiny puppies! “Aww! You puppies are sooooo cute!” she said as the puppies jumped up on her.
“As you can see, the puppies- Hey Story Narrator! Is that you?”
“Do you know this guy?” Pinkie asked as she laid on the ground, allowing the puppies to climb all over her.
Yes… he’s my brother, Media Narrator.
“Nice to meet ya, Media! Hey that rhymed! You know what this calls for? A PARTY!!!” Suddenly she brought out a party cannon and shot it out, scaring the puppies.
She pouted. “Don’t be scared!” Unable to unscare the pups, she pressed the up button and continued onto the next channel.
She soon appeared in a park. “Hey, Narrator! This is the first other animated show we’ve been in!”
Yes! This show looks like-
“Benson’s gonna kill us!” said a tall blue jay in a golf cart. Next to him was a raccoon. Suudenly, they stopped. “Duuuuuude!” said the raccoon.
“Hiya! I’m Pinkie Pie!” my adventurer through TV smiled.
“No time!” said the blue jay as he grabbed Pinkie and put her in the golf cart.
So they set off for the- Hey! They kidnapped Pinkie Pie!!! Enough narrating, I must save the only other pony that understands the fourth ball like I do! Using my awesomesauce narrating powers: The cart fell over and Pinkie was okay and next to me!
Pinkie smiled. “Thanks!” Suddenly, our surroundings turned black. “What’s going on….?”
Then all of a sudden words started shooting up at us! Hold on Pinkie!
“What’s happening?!” she yelled climbing onto a credit that said ‘And Special thanks to’.
We are going to the next show, hold on! But instead of going into the next show, we ended up in a commercial! Tough luck…
“Its Gak Gak Gak!” My brother yelled.
“Oh Celestia no.” Pinkie gasped.
I bit my metaphorical lip, considering I was a bodiless plot device. Just press the up button Pinkie!
She pressed the up button and all of a sudden, we were on a stage with the word Intermission above us.
“I guess we could wait here until the commercials are over!” smiled Pinkie.
So we waited.
And waited
And waited.
Then we went back. And we heard a catchy tune. “Adventure Time, c’mon grab your friends”
Pinkie seemed to be having the time of her life as she galloped through the title sequence. I laughed- wait, do plot devices laugh?
“You can talk can’t ya?” Pinkie said as the song ended.
Yeah! A title card with Pinkie and a dog on it with the words: The Pony appeared on the screen.
“That’s me!” Pinkie squealed with delight. The show started and Pinkie was face to face with a yellow dog.
The dog, not expecting that, screamed and fell backwards, triggering Pinkie to also. Let’s go Pinks! So Pinkie and I continued onto the next channel.
“Dipper…” smiled Mabel sadistically as she creeped around a corner where her brother sitting watching Ducktective.
“What Mabel?” he asked sounding ticked at her.
“WHY YOU SO STUPID?!” she yelled coming around the corner to tickle him.
Suddenly, Pinkie and I entered their show.
“AH!”
“AH!”
“AH!”
AH! Oh sorry.
“There’s a pink pony in our living room!” Mabel smiled rubbing her cheeks.
“Yup! I’m Pinkie Pie!” she smiled.
“And you TALK?!” Mabel looked like she was about to faint, but her brother got up from his seat and made sure she didn’t fall. She ran up to Pinkie and hugged her. And Pinkie seemed to enjoy it. “What’s your name?” asked Mabel.
“My name is Pinkie Pie!”
“My name is Mabel!”
“Cool name!”
“Thanks! Do you grant wishes?”
“Nope! But my friend Twilight does! She’s a unicorn! And she can fly!”
“Oh my gosh!” This time Mabel really did faint.
Pinkie snapped her hoof. “Darn! I wanted to through a party for her!”
And with that we left. Our next channel was with a fat kid and… surprise, surprise, another puppet. What is with you people and your obsession with puppets?!
“Girls are so stupid!” the fat kid said and crossed his arms.
“I think we’re done here.” Pinkie said clicking the remote.
At the next channel, we saw a classroom with lots of teenagers.
“What are teenagers? And you’ve said kid a couple of times? What’s up with that?” pinkie said. “And there! You forgot to capitalize my name!”
Whatever Pinks, anyway there was a classroom, a bunch of teens, blah, blah, blah, and one kid with curly black hair was holding a… Oh no.
“It’s another puppet!" Pinkie smiled.
I’m done Pinkie, lets go to the next channel.
“But we haven’t learned anybody from this show’s name’s yet” she pouted.
Ugh! Fine!!
“Hi! I’m Pinkie!” she smiled at who appeared to be the teacher.
“I’m Mr. Sikowitz!” he said shaking her hoof.
“WHAT IS GOING ON?!” yelled one of the kids.
“The coconut milk changes you, young Tori.”
This is too weird, we’re leaving Pinkie.
“Okie Dokie Lokie!” she smiled as we left.
“Now, we just whip the batter until it smoothes!” smiled a lady as she turned on a machine.
Pinkie saw the batter and yelled, “Cookie!” which scared the lady so much that she fainted.
She looked at the audience and smiled. “We’re making cupcakes today ponies!”
And she started singing. Oh Pinkie…
“All you have to do is take a cup of flour! Add it to the mix-!”
By the end of her song, the whole studio audience was bombarded with cupcakes and Pinkie felt her job was done so we left. In our next stop, we were at a restaurant, in front of a surly looking squid reading a dance magazine. After a while of silence, he looked up at us and said, “Are you going to buy something or are you just gonna- AHHH!” He jumped back, frightened.
A crab came out of what appeared to be his office, looking mad. “Mister Squidward! What’s the matter here!” It came out as a demand rather than a question.
All the poor squid could do was point at Pinkie.
“Mister Squidward! I don’t care how grotesque the costumer is! You provide service for them as long as they got money!” he leaned over to Pinkie. “Ya got money, don’cha’?”
Pinkie nodded and provided two bits and gave them to the crab. He smiled brightly, “Solid… Gold…” he was about to burst.
“Mister Spongebob!” all of a sudden a sponge came out from the kitchen.
“Yessir!”
“Get this costumer whatever she wants!”
“Yessir!”
Spongebob came out only seconds later with a platter full of Krabby Patties. My metaphorical mouth was watering, but Pinkie ate them all before I could even try and fail miserably at eating one!
Spongebob smiled at Pinkie. “You remind me of my old horse Mystery!”
“Thanks!” smiled Pinkie. “Gotta go!”
And we headed to what was hopefully the last channel. Pinkie pressed the up button, but at first we didn’t go to the next channel. She pressed it frantically a few more times and we heard an evil laugh as the Krusty Krab started to fall apart. An immense pain struck Pinkie and yours truly and we both blacked out. Wait! I’m a plot device! I don't sleep!
Not anymore!
I woke to realize I was no longer a bodiless figure, but I was a pony just like Pinkie! Looking over myself, I realized that I was the pony I imagined I would look like… As a pony. I had the build of Thunderlane, but I had a horn instead of wings. I had a blue coat and a brown mane and soul patch. My cutie mark was a storybook.
Silencesssss!
“Who are you!” Pinkie yelled, only to be knocked aside by the mysterious force.
There are those who call me-
Media Narrator! I was knocked aside as well.
Yessssss! I am sssssick of you alwaysssss being daddy’sssss favorite plot deviccccccccccce. Now, you both will perishhhhhh becausssssssse of my hatred towardssss you!
All of a sudden, Pinkie and I were tied down and put on a conveyor belt with a saw at the end. I would have floated out, but I wasn’t a bodiless force anymore. Wait! I had a horn!
Not anymore!
I didn’t get it at first, my horn was still there, but then I realized I couldn’t use magic! Now it was all my fault that Pinkie and I will die!
“Oh no…” Pinnkie winced, apparently her eccentricness and ability to do crazy things was taken by Media Narrator too.
Pinkie, before we die, I just want to say I’ve always-
“ME NO LIKE MEDIA NARRATOR!"
We smiled as the fourth wall broke into Media Narrator’s lair. Everyone was there! Mabel, Dipper, Spongebob, Mr. Krabs, Mr. Squidward, Mr. Sikowitz and his class, Mordecai, Rigby, Finn, Jake, Cookie Monster, Carly, Sam, Freddie, The Doctor, and the entire studio audience of that cooking show. And they were all there because of Pinkie Pie! I was a little disappointed the fat kid wasn't there.
Mordecai and Rigby untied us and Finn and Jake stopped the machine as everyone else faced Media Narrator.
“We don’t like you picking on our friend!!” yelled Mabel, with cheers from the rest of the group.
You can’t defeat me! Especially in my final form!!
I did notice that his voice sounded different.
“It was italicized!” Pinkie smiled at me.
The Doctor stepped forward. “I don’t believe in violence but I’ll let myself off the hook this time.” He scanned my brother with his sonic screwdriver, turning him into a normal human.
“No! My powers!”
“Sic ‘em!” yelled one of the members of the studio audience. And with that, they all attacked him.
“Ready to go?” Pinkie smiled.
I smiled back, because I loved that smile of hers. Yeah, let’s go.
And with that, she pressed the up button and we were back home.
The rest of the mane 6 hugged Pinkie because they knew they wouldn’t see me, but boy were they surprised. “Narrator?”
Yes! Tis I!
“But why are you a pony?” asked Rainbow Dash.
Long story, but I believe I should write a letter to Princess Celestia.
“They cut those from the show, remember?” Pinkie whispered.
I sighed. Okay, then let’s make it a letter to Princess Twilight Sparkle!
I was happy to see my magic was working now as I lifted a quill.
Dear Princess Twilight,
Today I learned that making friends can get you out of tough situations!
That’s all
~Narrator
I wondered what it would be like to be a pony now, but I’ll save that encounter for another story :)
Author's Note
Hiya ponies! Pinkie Pie here! Thanks for reading, I hope you enjoyed the story! Comment if you want to see deleted scenes from "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo" and "Big Bang Theory!" Constructive criticism welcomed!
