My Little Brony: Mateship is Magic

Author's Note: I'm sorry, I just... I just had to!

Dusk Shine is sitting in the library reading a book titled "Trolling for Eggheads." He lowers it and, against all probability, starts rapping.

Dusk Shine: I'm the D to the U-S-K, S-H-I-N-E, and ain't no other pony trollin' down like me, I'm Duskalicious! (holds up a trollface)

Behind him, Spine bursts out laughing. Dusk's eyes widen and he turns around.

Dusk: SPINES! Wha-how long have- How much of that did you see?

Spines: (lowers a video camera) All of it! (laughs)

Dusk: (gets up) Give me that camera.

Spines: No.

Dusk: Spines, give me that camera!

Spines: I said no!

Dusk: (starts chasing Spines) Give me that camera RIGHT now or no ice cream for a month!

Spines: Not a chance! (Dusk chases her out into the street)

They run past Bubble Berry, who is setting with a very formal appearance at a desk in the middle of a street listening to somepony on a phone.

Bubble Berry: Thank you. (hangs up and looks directly at the reader) And now for something completely different...