Vinyl Scratch: Zompony

"Tavi, we need to talk."

"Alright, give me a moment." Octavia stirred the last spoonful of sugar into her tea, then gave it a sip. "Ah, that's good. Now, what is it you want to talk about?"

"I have a question to ask you."

"Then ask it."

"What would you think if, say, I told you I was a zompony?"

"A zompony."

"Yep."

"Why do you ask?"

"Because you look delicious right now."

"Ugh... Vinyl-"

"I'm serious. I would totally eat you."

"Like a zompony?"

"If you let me." Vinyl leered at Octavia.

"But if a zompony bites a normal pony, doesn't that pony become a zompony too?"

"Sure! Then we'd be zombuddies!"

"I... see. Well, if you told me you were a zompony, I would probably think you were being very silly. You're obviously more of a vampony."

Vinyl paused. "A vampony?"

"Indeed. One look at your perfectly white coat and beautiful red eyes and anypony would be fooled. All you need now are the fangs." Octavia took another sip of her tea.

"Fangs, huh? You mean, like these?" Vinyl opened up her jaws to reveal four sharp protrusions among her otherwise flat toothline.

"Exactly like that, actually."

"Well, tough. Tonight I'm a zompony, and I'm gonna eat you up!"

"Oh, you don't want to eat me tonight."

"But you look so scrumptious..."

"I had to give all my candy to Nightmare Moon yesterday. Without any candy, I will be bitter going down."

"Well, what about tomorrow night?"

"Tomorrow's the full moon, right?"

"Yeah."

"Very well, then. You may try to eat me tomorrow."

"What does the full moon have to do with anything?"

"Oh, nothing. Nothing at all."