When two ponies meet.

“What!?” Spike yelled voice cracking while doing so.

“Yeah man she invited me over for some… alone time, but I’m probably not going to be able to take her up on that offer anytime soon, you know with the herd and all.” I said blushing a bit.

“Dude, Rarity’s my friend and… I wouldn’t want to take advantage of her.” Spike said looking at the floor.

“Bro this is Rarity and she offered me to have sex with her and I’m offering her to you. If you don’t want too then I guess I could arrange something with my herd…” I started with a darker blush on my face.

“Wait I… I think I’ll take your ‘gift’.” Spike said interrupting me before smiling like a pony who just one a prize.

“Okay bro I’ll set something up for you but first let’s let twilight finish her research so we can at least fix the swap thing, unless you want to bang Applejack, I mean her butt is very… hot.” I said the last part with a bit of lust in my voice but also tearing up a bit. I might not know all of them very well but what I do know is that I care for them a lot even though I barely talk to them.

“I think I’m going to stick with waiting but don’t worry about it, it it’ll all turn out fine.” Spike said putting a comforting claw on my shoulder.

“(sigh) I know it’s just… I might not know them as much as you do but… I mean three of them are older sisters of my herd members, Fluttershy is just too adorable to not care about, Twilight is cool, and Pinkie Pie is just amazing.” I said with a bitter sweet smile.

“Yeah they are aren’t they?” Spike said with a reminiscing smile.

“Well I guess I’m going to go find my herd, you want to tag along?” I asked hoping we could finally be friends.

“Yeah I guess I mean I’m not going to do anything here so sure, why not?” Spike asked with a smile.

“Okay then let’s go then.” I said before trotting out the door with spike in tow.

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“What’s going on here!” Spike yelled as we entered the club house to find my favorite fillies engaged in there ‘pass time’.

“Twister what’s Spike doing here?” Sweetie asked squeaked visibly worried.

“Spike do me a favor and don’t say anything.” I said smugly.

“Uh sure.” Spike said visibly skeptical.

“Dude just ignore what you just saw and let’s do something.” I said looking over to my fillies. “What do you guys say, want to do something fun?”

They looked between me and Spike for a few seconds before I caught what they thought I meant.

“I mean actually do something you perverts.” I said as Spike just looked at me with a look of horror on his face. “Please like you don’t want to do anything ‘fun’ with any of these fillies?”

He just looked at me and chuckled. “Yeah you’re right I guess I kind of do but I wouldn’t want to hurt you guys let’s just go play a game or something.”

“Really which one of us?” Scootaloo asked a bit excited.

“No, Scootaloo you have one more day before you’re out of heat and I’m not going to risk you getting pregnant.” I said firmly.

“Isn’t she too young to get pregnant?” Spike asked with a curious look on his face.

“I don’t know but I’m not going to risk it.” I said firmly before trotting over to my fillies and hugging them.

“Yeah dude I don’t think she can get pregnant she’s too young.” Spike said deadpanned.

“Let’s go outside and play tag.” Sweetie squeaked.

“Okay let’s go. Oh and Spike if Scootaloo jumps on top of you claiming to tag you then pry her off cause knowing her she’ll get what she wants.” I said giving an accusing glare to Scootaloo who just blushed and hoofed at the ground with a small smile on her face.

“Uh ok then.” Spike said skeptically looking at Scootaloo.

We walked out of the club house and I tagged Applebloom before galloping away like there was no tomorrow. I turned back for a split second before I saw nopony behind me I started to slow down drastically and when I turned around I got a mouth full of tree. I spit out the bark before I started to try and get up said tree. A few minutes without success made me start to flap my wings so I could get better leverage and I did. I started climbing the tree. I made it halfway up the tree before I heard some rustling in the bushes. I froze and turned around before finding Spike running through the bushes. I let out a relieved sigh and continued climbing up the tree. I made it up and Spike followed me up the tree, great there goes my hiding place.

“Spike what are you doing up here? This is where I’m going to hide.” I said before Spike started climbing higher into the tree.

“Dude I’m just going to hide up here so I don’t get tagged.” Spike said before climbing to the top.

“Dude that’s not very fair, I mean sure I’m up here but I can be seen, you can’t.” I said before spike jumped to the limb I was sitting on and sat down.

“Yeah I guess you’re right.” Spike said before reluctantly starting to climb down the rest of the tree… that is until we heard rustling in the bushes.

We stayed frozen for a few seconds before we saw Applebloom come into the clearing. She galloped towards us and jumped trying to climb the tree but was unsuccessful.

“Come on this isn’t fair. Come down so I can tag you.” Applebloom said with annoyed.

“Sorry but it was hard enough getting up here so I think I’m good.” I said smugly while Spike just laughed and put a claw on my shoulder.

“This is pretty funny man I think we’re good for a while.” He said with a smile and some more laughter.

“Come on it’s not fair. I’ll do that thing you like.” Applebloom said with a pleading smile.

“Applebloom as hot as that sounds I think I’d rather stay up here.” I said looking down at her.

“Please it’s really not fair.” Applebloom said trying to climb the tree.

“Twister maybe we should just jump down and try to out run Applebloom.” Spike said seriously. “We can go opposite ways and have only one of us be chased.” I noticed he winked at Applebloom and I got where he was going at immediately.

“Ok let’s go then.” I said before winking at Applebloom. Hehe, not going to fool me.

We hopped down the tree and I made a beeline for the woods only to hear the sound of hoofs following me, well I’m screwed. I stopped and turned to a tree and tried to hide. I stood on my two hind legs and pressed my back to the tree.

I heard the hoofsteps pass by and I relaxed. I fell back slowly against the tree until my bottom was on the floor and I spread my legs to air out the place where the sun don’t shine.

I was laying back against the tree and some rustling in the bushes cause me too look up from where I was relaxing only to find DT coming into the clearing with a sultry smirk on her face.

“Well, well, well look who I found all by themselves in the middle of the woods.” She said advancing on me.

“Um DT I’m not sure this is the best place to uh you know do stuff.” I said with a concern lining my voice.

“I think I should decide that.” DT said moving in front of me and laying down on her back, eagle spread.

“Damn, you make it hard to resist.” I said before moving to her mare hood and tried everything to get her to finish.

We didn’t even go for a full two minutes before she locked her thighs around my head pulled my head as deep as it could go and finished and got her nectar all over my face.

We just laid there for a full five minutes before we herd more rustling in the bushes but we were way too tired to care. It was Applebloom!

“Oh crap!” I exclaimed trying to get up but was too exhausted and fell flat on my stomach before flopping onto my back and tried to crawl away with Applebloom watching me and slowly advancing in on me.

“Hello Twister. You thought you got away from me but you didn’t, now tell me how do you want this to happen. I could tag you and run or I could do what you did to Diamond and count that as your timer for us to run away. So which do you choose?” Applebloom asked with a devilish smirk on her face slowly moving to my stallion hood.

“I think I’m going to go with option B.”