Ponies and knights

Like the title suggest i had to add this so i'm going to add some jokes and snippets of dialogue i hoped to put in

Celestia looks at you sympathetically "Anon I hope this Isn't to strange for you."

"Come now Tia I once fought flying laser shooting metal space squids.I think I can handle this."You say confidently.

If you want to know who the mystery mare is it's............................................................................[REDACTED]

Ha you thought I was going to tell you BUT you should be able to figure it out if you pay attention to the dialogue.

"Hey I prefer to call it snuggle with struggle."You say.

"All I know is that the best kind of cat fights are between two immortal goddesses"

"So where you come from you've punched a bear in its face,killed a giant floating hand,became a god and then realized there were voices in your head guiding you along,jumped the shark,went back in time to kill yourself and save the world,got turned into a newt,realized the chick you were saving is actually your daughter and the guy holding her captive is you if you had accepted the rebirth,saw dead people,destroyed an evil ring made from the fires of a volcano,stopped an evil gaactic empire ran by your father and kissed your sister,and realized you were within a dream within a dream within a dream and then realized you were being held captive by evil gnomes who wanted to steal your imagination but were controlled by a giant coffee bean that shot coffee out of its nipples.Is that right?"Twilight finishes,