I have amalgamated all possible clichés in ponydom (ponidom?) into one (one-shot) story. Or at least, a lot of them. By my understanding, that means that this should be the single greatest fanfic ever written. That's how clichés work, isn't it?

This story has oblique references to gore and sexual themes, but nothing really explicit. I have tried to keep them well short of actually requiring mature classification. It's all in good fun.

(In case it's unclear, this story is a parody of everything)