Something Mysterious Is In Equestria Town

by layers

Rating: mature
Tags: Sex, Tragedy, Random, Gore, Slice of Life, Human, Granny Smith, Main 6, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Romance
Length: 997

Something will change Equestria forever.

Set in a universe after Season three of My Little Pony.

Everything was always fine and dandy in Ponyville; even in all of Equestria. But a rumble in the swamp, and a disturbance in the house of Granny Smiths proves to change all of that. Ponyville and Equestria will forever change due to these events. You may think that the mane 6 might be safe, but you are wrong. After reading this story, your life will forever change. You will evaluate differently. You will think differently; and ultimately, you will forever love the Third Reich.

Published 2013-08-08 17:00:02 UTC
Last updated 2013-08-08 17:00:02 UTC

The Happening

The Happening

Granny Smith was working on her art of oranges when suddenly she heard a loud onomatopoeia. She got very scare and went outside to see what had happened. Across all of Ponyville this was happening as well. Even to Pinkie Pie and the mane 6's. Pinkie pie went to Twilights house to ask her what happen but she did not know what to say because her magic was not strong enough and it was too soon. Pinkie poie was puzzled, like a pirate she decided to go out and explore the nearby forest the one that has that zebra that speaks like an african american. The adventure had begun

She was going along the road when suddenly she heard "GET AWF MAH SWAMP!" she turned to see a big green fat ugly piece of shit ogre that was very upset. she asked what happened and shrek had said that he had been in turf wars and was upset because this faggot guy wanted his swamp to be his so they have been having a turf war and shrek thought that pinkie pie was a spy. but she obviously wasnt which made pinky finger upset but she was fine with it.

At granny smaths house she opened the door to her septum tank to get her daily bath but instead adolf hitler was there and he tackeled her into her house. Hitler took an onion and shoved it up Granny Smith's asshole eviscerating her insides, since the onion was completely decked out in razor blades. Blood was pooling under Granny Smith's asshole and Hitler had begun suckling her anus like a puppy to a mothers teat. Granny Smith could barely say a word as she was in immense pain. She passed out fairly quickly due to the pain, and Hitler stomped on her head with his combat boots, causing her head to explode from the pressure. Hitler jumped on his motorcycle and sped down the freeway to Twilight's house.

Twilight was cooking eggs when she noticed a very distraught figure approach her. She had never seen a human before, and defiantly never even a cock! Hitler was completely naked and behind Twilight. He took out a see through dildo, except it had openings on either end. He forced her onto the ground and shoved the object inside Twilight's twitty twat. Her fuck bucket. Twilight screamed in pain and blood started to come out. Hitler, of course, started to suckle the blood; it was his sustenance. He had used the specific object and put it inside Twilight for a specific reason. He got up (And whist doing so, his cock flopped around like someone had been punching it for ages.) He scooped the eggs up and layed down next to Twilight. Twilight was obvious protesting.
"H-h-hey..." Whispered Twilight.
"RUHIG!" Yelled Hitler.

He placed the eggs at the top of the object that was present in Twilights snatch and watched as the eggs slid down into her vagina. She started squirming from this, as the eggs started to get boiled from being inside her vagina. Hitler then took out a needle and injected nitroglycerin into her blood stream; he then took a match and shoved it down her mouth and ran the fuck out of there. She exploded, sending egg everywhere.

Shrek could sense a disturbance in the force. He took out his lightsaber and prepared for battle. The faggot ass pussy that dont got no 800 pussy eventually showed up. Hitler, on his motorcycle, stopped outside Shrek's swamp. Shrek started twirling his light saber around like the master he was. Hitler slowly approached and took out his gun which was a fully automatic plasma rifle. Hitler began firing shots in bursts of two at Shrek. Shrek deflected all of these plasma shots with his lightsaber at ease. They both paused, until Shrek opened his mouth.

"Smells like... Onion." Shrek said, " I believe your end is here."
"No" yelled Hitler.

With one swift movement, Shrek ragdolled into the air at immense speeds. He then grand slammed into the ground sending Hitler flying into the air. Shrek took out six onions and threw them around Hitler in perfect symmetry. They were falling at the exact same speed as Hitler. They were at least 10 km into the air at this point. Hitler was completely helpless, as the onions stank so much he was stunned, as they were bathed in Shrek's swamp ass sweat. Shrek teleported to one onion, slamming it through Hitler, creating a blood well bursting into the air. It had the same effect as if Shrek was using a very fast blade. Shrek then teleported to the next onion, slamming it into Hitlers ass. It immediately exploded, sending shrapnel everywhere. Hitlers ass now had a blood well spewing from it. Shrek began teleporting all over the place, picking up each of the onions that was left over. He teleported above Hitler. Each onion started orbiting Shrek. Shrek started glowing blue, and each of the onions slammed through Hitler at super speeds, mimicking the appearance of falling stars. They would then go through him from the opposite side, and then again. It repeated over and over until they were a few hundred feet from the ground. Hitler then put his fist into Hitlers face and slammed him into the ground. He then jumped so far up he was at the stratosphere, and summoned thousands of onions. They all flew down to where Hitler was located at super speeds, each causing a 100 megaton explosion. Before they hit Hitler, he said a couple words.

"amv spongebob fanmixes"

Within seconds after Hitler had said that, the entire Equestria had exploded. Shrek floated out to space, knowing that his mortal enemy Hitler, was finally gone. It was the final end of the universe as well, since Hitler ceased to exist, no one should exist anymore. He is the ultimate entity.

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