It's a beginning alright...
The Orphanage burned with a beautiful glow. To be honest, I didn't even want to burn the orphanage, but there it was, so there I was. It's a long, long story which I won't go into at the moment since it's full of adventure, romance, tragedy, and a variety of other things that wouldn't make me seem the non-empathic psychopath that I am.
But the truth is that I managed to catch the orphanage on fire using nothing more than a plastic water gun and a 30 ton tanker. I think this all started at Little Bulls'. Clapping Thunder was hitting on mares, using nothing but his wits and vast Native Bullshit Account to overdraw and maybe drown the girl in enough charm to buy a one-night stand.
