
Taken for Granite
Ask Applejack, and she'll tell you Pinkie Pie can be a few apples short of a bushel. They've always been good friends, but what could they possibly have in common? Turns out there is an answer to that question.
If you ask Applejack, she’ll tell you Pinkie Pie can be a few apples short of a bushel even on the best of days. They’ve always been good friends, but nothing more than that. After all, what could a hard-working apple farmer and a sugar-crazed party pony possibly have in common?
As it turns out, the answer to that question may not be a pleasant one, but something good may yet come of it.


59712 words: Estimated about 5 hours to read
15 Chapters:
- Pinkie Consistency Pie 2013-08-08 09:25:53 UTC2698
- The Elusive Corn Stalk 2013-08-08 09:25:56 UTC2523
- The Expected Solution 2013-08-08 09:25:58 UTC4378
- Moose 2013-08-14 12:12:23 UTC4847
- Dash's New Hat 2013-08-14 12:12:33 UTC3254
- Just a Smudge 2013-08-17 09:55:08 UTC4906
- No Friend to That Word 2013-08-17 09:55:09 UTC4790
- A Mare of Her (Other) Words 2013-08-21 15:27:34 UTC3728
- It Pretty Much Is Blue-Green 2013-08-21 15:27:36 UTC3474
- On the Other Side 2013-08-24 12:37:31 UTC4371
- Five Pies and One Apple 2013-08-24 12:37:33 UTC3621
- A Conspicuous Collection 2013-08-28 22:01:03 UTC4641
- Two Balloons 2013-08-28 22:01:07 UTC6224
- Back to Where it All Began 2013-08-28 22:01:10 UTC3057
- Fourty-Nine Weeks Later: Epilogue and Author's Notes 2013-08-28 22:01:13 UTC3200