Cadence & Luna: Naughty Night Nurses
Cadence & Luna: Naughty Night Nurses
By Naughty_Ranko
Night Light was moodily staring out the window of his hospital room. It was raining. It always seemed to be raining these days. For some reason it had been decided that the summer this year had to be particularly sunny and now that it was autumn, the pegasi had to make up for the lost humidity.
The gloomy weather did nothing to lighten the blue unicorn stallion's mood. He had been gone for months, trapped by an upstart Changeling Prince who assumed his identity in an attempt to overthrow Equestria. Now he was cooped up in the Ponyville Hospital for the duration of his recovery.
At first that hadn't seemed like such a bad thing. Ponyville was a nice and quiet town, perfect to get some rest and relaxation. His connections to the Sun Court had gotten him a private bedroom and there were even some hints that his relationship with his wife Twilight Velvet might get back on track.
She had seemed amicable enough, when she had visited him along with their daughter Twilight. He wasn't sure how to feel about that. Learning about Velvet's tête-à-têtes with the residents of Ponyville hadn't exactly raised his hopes that their marriage was salvageable. Then again her actions had been understandable, considering how his replacement had treated her and they had ultimately helped save Equestria and Twilight as well.
“Still would have been nice of her to stick around for more than a few days,” Night Light grumbled to himself. Twilight, Velvet and Spike had left to visit the Crystal Empire. He understood that Twilight had responsibilities as a princess now and thus was required to help with the preparations for the Equestria Games. But that pretty much left him without any acquaintances in Ponyville who would consider visiting him. All he had gotten from Canterlot was a get-well-card from Princess Celestia and a check to cover his paid sick leave.
“Dinner time,” the warden to his Tartarus-like prison said flatly as she rolled in a cart with a tray on top of it.
“Tell me, Nurse Redheart,” he said grumpily, when the smell of badly cooked … something assaulted his nose. “Do you actually pay your cook to poison the patients, so the hospital gets more business?”
“Grumpy again today, aren't you, Mr. Sparkle,” she commented as she put the so-called 'food' in front of him and then leaned over to fluff his pillow.
While she did that, he had a clear view of her ample cleavage in front of his muzzle. So dinner time wasn't all bad.
“Anything else you need?” she asked in a business-like manner. “Maybe another book?”
Night Light gagged. “If I read another Daring Do book in my life, it'll be too soon.”
Being married to an author and having been enlisted for proofreading all these years had made him a fast reader. Unfortunately that meant he had been through every book in the small hospital library already, some of them twice. If only Twilight was here. She would have been happy to bring over some reading material from the library. But since that was closed in her absence, he couldn't even have asked anypony else to get some literature from there.
Night Light turned away from the meal and rested his eyes on the nurse's shapely hips. Now that would have made for a fine dessert. “If you really want to help me get better,” he said, laying an arm across her waist, “I could do with some company.”
She leaned in closely to him with a smile. “Sorry, Mr. Sparkle. The doctor said you should avoid excitement and I'm way too exciting for you, grandpa.” With that she grabbed his arm and removed it from her hip, twisting it painfully as she did so.
“Ow, ow, ow! You've got the wrong cutie mark, you know that? You should have a luchador mask on your flank instead of that red cross,” he grumbled.
“Eat your dinner, Mr. Sparkle,” Nurse Redheart replied coldly. “I've got to finish my rounds.”
It wasn't fair, Night Light snorted as she exited the room, seemingly putting some extra sway into her step just to tease him. It should be illegal for nurses to wear such short skirts, if a stallion couldn't openly express his admiration for them. Maybe he ought to propose such a law upon his return to Canterlot.
Frustrated as he was about his situation, there was nothing he could do about it. So he choked down the horrid food, sat the tray on the nightstand and turned around to catch some sleep. It was about all he could really do with his extra time.
* * *
“Night Light,” a smooth voice whispered in his ear. It was sweet as honey. “Wake up, my dear.”
The stallion blinked, his eyes slowly adjusting to the darkness of the hospital room at night and his mind awakening gradually from its fuzzy dream state. There was the silhouette of a mare sitting on the side of his bed. “Velvet?” he asked, squinting his eyes.
The figure chuckled. “Not quite.” When she drew closer and her face was mere inches from his, he recognized her.
“Cadence,” he muttered in confusion. “What are you doing here?” His eyes wandered down her perfect body and he gulped involuntarily. “And what are you doing in that getup?”
Her eyes twinkled. “Why, I've come here to visit my dear father-in-law, since the rest of his family and Equestria seem to have forgotten him. As the Princess of Love it is my duty to provide my lonely subjects with some tender, loving care in their hour of need.” She traced a line along the front of the white nurse's uniform she was wearing. The lacy top of her bra peeked invitingly out from her generous cleavage and her skirt was so impossibly short that between the thigh-high stockings and the hem her perfect skin was clearly visible. “Don't you like it?”
All he could do was nod dumbly. Logical questions like how she had even made her way here from the Crystal Empire or how she had acquired the provocative piece of clothing didn't even register in his mind as his mouth began to water and blood rushed from his head into the lower regions of his body.
“Nurse Cadence will make it all better,” she said, putting a finger on her lower lip. “Now tell me, where does it hurt?”
“Well,” he said lamely. “When Imago captured me, he hit me over the head.”
“Oh, poor dear,” Cadence whispered and gently pulled him toward her by his ears. Then she kissed his forehead lightly. “Does it hurt anywhere else?”
“I cut my lip, when I fell.” It was a blatant lie, of course. But Night Light wanted to see where this was going.
To his surprise Cadence grinned and pressed her lips on his. The stallion's mind reeled as the alicorn's tongue pushed past his lips and began to explore his mouth hungrily. It brushed against his gums, playfully danced with his own tongue and licked the back of his teeth.
When they parted, after what seemed like an eternity, a silver thread of saliva still connecting them, she said: “Good. At least none of your teeth are broken.”
“Thanks for checking,” he replied with a dumb grin.
Cadence chuckled. “As much as I'm happy your handsome face is alright, there are more important parts of your anatomy we need to check for functionality.”
Night Light tried to convince himself that she hadn't meant what he thought she'd meant. But when her hand dived underneath the covers and slid down his pajama pants, he realized that she had meant exactly that.
“My,” she purred like a kitten as her slender fingers closed around his already hard shaft. “Is that for me? Looks like my attire did what it was supposed to do.” She began to move her hand up and down slowly.
Duh, Night Light thought to himself. How could any healthy stallion react differently? Cadence continued with her impromptu physical by throwing off the covers altogether and pulling down his pajama pants. Bringing her face closer to his throbbing dick, she gave him a sidelong glance as she brushed her silky, multi-coloured mane behind her ear with her free hand. Thus he had an unimpeded view of her mouth as she let her tongue loll out, bringing it close, but not actually touching the tip. A clear stream flowed down from it and coated both her hand and his member in saliva.
With the additional lubrication her hand movements increased even further. She was skilled at this, he thought. Every now and then her grip tightened and squeezed the shaft just long enough to give it even more stimulation and whenever her palm cupped the tip, he groaned.
“We shouldn't be doing this,” Night Light said with the last bit of rationale screaming at him from inside his mind. “What about Shining Armor?”
“He's a nice enough colt and I love him,” she replied, her eyes fixed on, even mesmerized by his cock. “But what I need is a real stallion. I want to taste it.”
That was it. The last of his reason flew straight out the window as he felt the smooth sensation of her hot lips envelop his stallionhood. Her tongue was just as skilled as it had been during their french kiss and Night Light threw his head back into the pillow and groaned. Cadence's hand played expertly with his balls to keep all parts of him stimulated.
If it went on like that for much longer, he'd be cumming soon. But he kept himself in check. “Cadence,” he wheezed. “I wanna buck you. I wanted to buck you so bad, ever since Shining brought you home.”
Her head came up sharply and for a moment he was afraid that his demand had dashed any chance of getting his release at all. But when she looked up at him with misty eyes, she simply said: “I was hoping you'd say that.”
She stood up and slowly unbuttoned the front of her nurse's uniform until finally shrugging out of the flimsy garment. The sight of the moonlight reflecting off her pale, pink coat simply took his breath away. So this was what the doctor had meant by too much excitement, he mused. “Buck it,” he murmured to himself as Cadence slipped out of her bra and panties. “If I die right now, I'll be one happy stallion.” She was in almost every way the perfect mare, thin waist, breasts that looked like they had been sculpted by an artist, neither too small nor too large and legs that seemed to go on forever.
When the pink alicorn mare was about to remove her nurse's cap, he told her to leave it on. She chuckled. “You're a naughty boy, Night Light. So you got a thing for nurses.”
“Ever since I read 'Dr. Love's County Hospital',” he admitted. His face fell. It was one of Velvet's bestsellers. As guilt overcame him, he kept thinking about his wife.
But Cadence had already mounted him in a cowgirl position. “Your wife doesn't appreciate you,” she said as if reading his mind. “Tonight I'll make up for what you've been missing these past few years.” She took his member in one hand and positioned her dripping marehood above it.
They became one without resistance. Cadence moaned loudly, when he was in all the way. “Yes,” she said with a shudder, cupping one of her breasts in one hand. “I can feel you all the way inside me. You're a real stallion.”
Night Light put his hands on her hips. As she began to slowly grind against him, all thoughts of Velvet fled his mind. After a while he began to move his hips as well and Cadence followed suit, changing from horizontal to vertical movements. The springs in the mattress helped Night Light push deeply into the sexy mare who was young enough to be his daughter and married to his son, he reminded himself.
“This has to be a dream,” he muttered. “But it feels so real.” Just as that thought occurred to him, a flash of white light filled the room.
* * *
Princess Luna was walking the starlit corridor of the otherworld with a peaceful smile on her face. It was from here that she came into her subjects' dreams. Tonight had been fairly quiet. A few fillies and colts scared of the recent thunderstorms that needed help and a Canterlot banker who had recently lost all his money and was afraid to tell his family.
She had calmed the foals' fears and convinced the banker to come clean with his loved ones and that they wouldn't hate him for it. All in all there had been very few nightmares since the recent Changeling scare had passed and there was not much need for her to enter ponies' dreams.
Suddenly the Princess of the Night felt a powerful force grabbing her. She knew that sensation. It was one of those rare occasions when a dreamer was close to realizing that he was in fact asleep. The force of that experience was strong enough to pull her into that dream, regardless of whether she actually wanted to enter it or not, if she was too close.
A brilliant white light momentarily blinded her. Then she found herself in a dark hospital room. Looking down on herself, she realized that she was wearing a pink nurse's uniform. Only it was shorter than any she had ever seen. “Well, this is a new one,” she muttered. Luna had occasionally summoned new clothes for herself in order to better blend into a dreamer's world until she knew what was going on. This dreamer, however, had released enough magical energy to do that for her while pulling her in. Only unicorns with a significant amount of magical power could do that.
Her ears perked up at the sound of heavy moaning and she got her bearings. What she saw made her blush furiously. “Oh no. It's one of THOSE dreams.” In front of her eyes Night Light Sparkle was bucking her fellow princess. Normally she made a point of staying as far away as possible from these kinds of dreams. A pony's sexual fantasies were their own private business after all.
Cadence, seemingly oblivious to the new arrival, continued to grind her hips. Night Light on the other hand had noticed her presence and was looking at her curiously. “Hm, strange. Of all the mares I could think of, why did I conjure up Princess Luna?”
“Sorry to disappoint,” she replied flatly. So he was the dreamer, Luna surmised. Well, it was obvious. She didn't think that Cadence had any subconscious desire for her father-in-law. The other way around was quite understandable. She hadn't suspected such thoughts from the normally reserved courtier. Then again Cadence was an attractive mare and he was but a stallion.
Night Light shrugged. “Oh, well. I'll take it.” Then he grabbed Luna's arm and pulled her towards him, planting a kiss on the startled mare's lips.
“Pray tell, what are you doing?” she asked in shock, pushing him away.
He grinned at her. “If I'm dreaming, I can do whatever I want. Two princesses for the price of one.” With that he grabbed the front of her uniform and tore it open as if it were made out of paper, bra and all.
With a shriek the Princess of the Night stumbled back, covering her chest with her arms. “Now listen here, Mr. Sparkle. This isn't what you think it is.”
The unicorn stallion frowned. “For a figment of my own imagination you sure talk back a lot.” Then his face twisted into a grin. “But I like my mares with some spunk. Cadence, if you would be so kind.”
His thoughts immediately transferred to his made-up version of the pink alicorn and she nodded, firing up her horn. Luna was engulfed in a magic glow that, in this world, was as real as actual magic. She was levitated right in between the two, her plot facing Cadence and her face right in front of Night Light's.
The Princess of the Moon fired up her own magic to get herself out of this situation, but Night Light simply pinched the tip of her horn with two fingers to make her stop. “Oh no, you don't.” It was then Luna realized that she was too deep into the dream. The very laws of this reality depended on the mind of the dreamer. Essentially he could do anything he wanted, including the negation of an alicorn's power.
“Mr. Sparkle,” she pleaded. “Listen to me. I'm the real Princess Luna.”
“Of course you are,” he said happily, cupping her breasts with his cold hands. “They feel just like the real thing. This is incredible.”
The blue alicorn sighed. This was not good. He was like a kid in a candy store at the moment, fully exploiting the idea of a lucid dream. She wasn't gonna convince him with words. In his mind she was just as much a fantasy as Cadence.
Suddenly she could feel her panties being shifted and a wet kiss being planted on her marehood. Angrily her head snapped around. “I will only forgive this impertinence, because you are not the real Cadence.” Then she looked back at the grinning stallion in front of her. “You and I on the other hand will have words, when you wake up.”
“Ooooh, scary,” Night Light commented in bemusement. “Don't go Nightmare Moon on me.”
“Yeah,” Cadence chirped happily from behind her. “Lighten up, Lulu. Enjoy the ride.”
This was degrading, Luna thought to herself. Only her sister called her by that pet name. Being a member of the Sun Court, Night Light must have heard it at some point and thus it was now part of his fantasy.
For the time being Luna decided that the best course of action would be to see where things were going. As much as she didn't want to be here, things could have been worse. Once she had been pulled into the dream of a psychopath. This was at least better than dodging flying chainsaws for a whole night.
And despite his confident proclamation of 'anything goes' earlier, Night Light was in fact fairly gentle with her, as was Cadence. As the stallion kneaded her breasts, every so often pinching a nipple, and Cadence lovingly licked her insides with her hot tongue, Luna began to wonder whether this technically counted as incest. Cadence and Night Light weren't blood-related and while she herself was technically related to her fellow princess, the degree was so far removed that they could probably file for marriage, if they wanted to.
Of course the pink alicorn eating her out wasn't really Cadence to begin with. But it still carried that allure of being forbidden with it, since she was married to Shining Armor. It was probably the reason why this was such a potent dream. She had seen it before.
“Now let's get to the main act,” Night Light announced. Luna could feel herself being seized from behind, now being held by Cadence rather than being suspended in mid-air by her magic. Night Light pulled off her panties and the Crystal Princess pushed her legs apart with a firm grip.
Luna blushed, being aware that her marehood was now clearly visible to the stallion who inspected it closely. “I always wondered whether Princess Luna was a virgin,” he thought out loud.
“I'm not,” she said, looking away and biting her lip. “I just don't make it public knowledge like 'Tia does.” Nopony but Celestia knew that her first time had actually been with Discord and she planned to keep it that way.
“Pity,” Night Light sighed. But he moved his member up to her entrance nonetheless.
Luna gulped. He was huge! Was he actually hung like that or was this his subconscious making things larger than life? Either way she wasn't sure she could take all of him. The Princess of the Night closed her eyes and braced herself. When nothing happened, she looked up at him.
His return look was questioning. Was he actually waiting for permission? At heart he was still a gentlecolt, she realized. Now she had two choices. Either try to explain the situation again, which would probably make him embarrassed enough to never speak to her again and retire from court, or to simply go along with it.
Then Cadence whispered into her ear. “He's good, you know. And you actually want him.” To prove her assertion, she rubbed Luna's labia and then showed her the sticky fluid that clung to her fingers as a result.
Luna sighed in defeat. This dream wasn't likely to end until he was satisfied. “Go ahead. It's not like anypony will ever know.” If he continued to believe that this was nothing more than a dream and she kept silent, they'd at least be spared the awkwardness of the next morning.
With her permission Night Light thrust into her, not stopping until he was fully immersed. “Damn, you're so tight.”
The Night Princess gritted her teeth as the large cock penetrated her. After the initial shock she could feel a nice warmth spreading inside of her. A thousand years on the moon could be very lonely and stallions hadn't exactly lined up to win her affections since her return. The image of Nightmare Moon still lingered. Dates were hard to come by.
“Might as well make the best of this,” she told herself as Cadence reached around her and began playing with her breasts.
It seemed that now he had been given the go-ahead, Night Light had few reservations. He threw all of his strength into the thrusts and a moan escaped Luna's mouth, every time he buried himself into her to the hilt. Incredibly his cock appeared to grow even bigger and harder with every stroke.
“Oh, yes,” the blue alicorn panted. “By the stars. Give it to me. Buck me harder. It's been sooo long.”
“Join the club,” he panted, leaning forward to put more weight into his hip movements.
Although she couldn't see her, Luna could imagine the frown on Cadence's face from the longing tone in her voice. “I want some, too.”
She felt sorry for her fellow princess, despite the fact that she wasn't actually real. So she twisted herself around, managing to get on top of the pink alicorn without the stallion's member even leaving her. Their breasts and pussies pressed together, Luna looked over her shoulder. “You think, you're stallion enough for two princesses? Prove it.”
“I certainly will,” Night Light replied with a grin. “Now you're starting to act like a mare I would dream up.” To her slight dismay, he pulled out of her, took aim and plunged himself into Cadence once more.
“Huzzah! The fun has been doubled!” the Moon Princess declared.
The Crystal Princess screamed in ecstasy and Luna sealed her lips with a hot kiss. She had always wondered what it would be like to kiss another mare, even though she didn't swing that way. But tonight, in this world of pleasure Night Light had created, all bets were off.
Cadence returned the kiss eagerly and their bodies were rocked by Night Light's fervent hip thrusts, causing their nipples to brush against each other and heightening the excitement even more. Then the unicorn stallion pulled out of Cadence and once more bucked Luna like there was no tomorrow. She arched her back and cried out in passion as Cadence began to suck on her tits.
He alternated between the two of them a few more times until an idea hit him. Pressing down on Luna's ass with both hands, the two mares were now even more closely together. Night Light then slid his dick in between the two of them, their love juices providing more than enough lubrication.
As Luna felt the hot shaft rub past her clitoris and up her stomach, she realized for the first time how far he had been inside of her and the thought excited her even more. “Lulu,” Cadence said with misty eyes. “I'm cumming!”
“Me too!” Luna screamed and arched her back even more. Both mares screamed their hearts out in delight. If this had happened in the real world, they would have probably woken up the whole hospital as Luna slipped unconsciously into her Royal Canterlot Voice.
“Get up,” Night Light said, after the two exhausted mares had collapsed atop each other. “I wanna come on your faces.”
It was Cadence who gathered her strength first and pulled Luna into a kneeling position. Night Light was standing over them, rubbing his cock. To incite him even more, Cadence let her tongue flicker over the tip of it.
That did the trick. Luna watched in amazement as thick, milky strands of cum came flying at her. The hot semen landed on her muzzle and cheeks and the smell excited her. Greedily she opened her mouth to catch some. She wanted to taste it. She could feel Cadence press her cheek against hers to get some as well.
When the downpour had stopped, the two mares stuck out their tongues and eagerly lapped up the last few drops from Night Light's glistening cock. When that was done, they licked the semen from each other's faces. In between they traded deep kisses, swapping what they had already collected back and forth between them. The taste was incredible, better than any she had ever tasted. Maybe it was the effect of the dream world, Luna thought in the back of her mind. Then she swallowed it with a single gulp.
The world around her went white again and she could feel the dream energy disperse as she was catapulted back into the real world.
* * *
“Gah!” Night Light yelled as he was rudely awoken by a splash of cold water across his face. “For the love of Celestia! Do you have to use cold water for that?”
“Can't help it,” Nurse Redheart replied as she removed the washcloth from his face and wrung it out over a bowl. “If I didn't know any better, I'd say Spike took another one of his seven-hour bubble baths and used up all the hot water in Ponyville.”
“There's still ways to wake up a sick person a little more gently, Nurse Frosty,” the blue unicorn grumbled.
“Oh, don't be a baby,” she reprimanded him. “Cold water never hurt anypony. Now get out of bed. It's washing time.” When she flung back the covers, she stopped and looked at her patient with a raised eyebrow. “Had a nice dream last night?”
Night Light could feel the heat rising in his face as he stared at the offending stain on his pants. “Ice cream,” he muttered, remembering a phrase Spike used in these situations. “I had an ice cream dream.”
* * *
Princess Luna was yawning as she stood on the balcony of Canterlot Castle. She had just lowered the moon beyond the horizon, her last duty for the night. She scratched her disheveled mane, when she heard footsteps approach from behind. “G'morning, 'Tia,” she said groggily.
The Princess of the Sun gave her younger sister an inquisitive look. “Rough night?” she asked gently.
Luna rubbed her eyes. “Not really. Just some weird dreams. It was kind of refreshing, actually. Say, how much longer is Night Light going to be hospitalized?”
“At least another week,” Celestia informed her.
A devious smile played across the face of the Moon Princess. “Good. Better watch out, 'Tia. I might make him an offer to join the Night Court.” Then she was off to bed with a light spring in her step, leaving her befuddled sister behind to raise the sun and thus begin a new day.
The End.
Author's Note
Some people felt sorry for Night Light in the original story, since he never really got any. Hopefully that makes up for it a little, even though from his perspective it was just a dream.
There's still a possibility he'll get back together with Velvet. But after having written this one-shot I must say, I'm kinda intrigued by the idea of Night Light and Luna as a couple. Makes me wonder where this could go.
