Eternity's End

      *Listen with David Larsen- Friendship (eternity's end)*

         "The Element of Honesty."

"I said I'm sorry! I should'a listened to you when you noticed where this here branch would end up. Yer annoyin' attention to detail woulda saved us from this whole mess. But right now, ya need to stop bein' so dang fussy pickin' up all those little things and help me move the one big thing in here that actually matters! Please!"

"Soup's on, everypony!"

"That's right. You couldn't break apart our friendship for long."

"My sister's speakin' in Fancy!"

"Dear Princess Celestia, I wanted to share my thoughts with you. I didn't learn anything! I was right all along!"

         "The Element of Laughter."

"What kind of welcome party would this be if it were quiet? I mean, duh, bo-ring. You see, I saw you when you first got here, remember? You were all, hello, and I was all, [gasp], remember? You see I never saw you before, and if I never saw you before that means you're new, 'cause I know every pony, and I mean every pony in Ponyville, and if you're new, then it meant you haven't met anyone yet, and if you haven't met anyone yet, you must not have any friends, and if you don't have any friends then you must be lonely, and that made me so sad, and I had an idea, and that's why I went [gasp], 'I'll just throw a great big ginormous super-duper spectacular welcome party and invite everyone in Ponyville'. See? And now you have lots and lots of friends!"

"She's ahead of the litter all right. The pick of the litter. The cat's pajamas. Oh wait. Why would Applejack take some poor kitty's pj's? That's not very sporting of her."

"More balloons! No, that's too many balloons. More candy! No, less candy. Ooh! I know! Streamers!"

"Okey-dokey-lokey!"

"Enough chit-chat, time is candy!"

         "The Element of Generosity."

""Whining? I am not whining, I am complaining, do you want to hear whining? This is whining. Oh, the harness is too tight, it's going to chafe, can't you loosen it? Ugh! It hurts and it's so nasty, why didn't you clean it first? It's gonna leave a stain and the wagon's getting heavy. Why do I have to pull it?""

"Out of all the worst things that could happen, this is the! Worst! Possible! Thing!"

"They may not be as sophisticated as some of you Canterlot ponies, but they are my best friends. And they are without a doubt the most important ponies I know."

"It was you who stopped... w-well, you, from destroying Ponyville. You are my hero, Spikey-wikey!"

"I used to be somepony. I used to be respected! I made dresses. Beautiful, beautiful dresses. But now, everypony is laughing at me. I'm nothing but a laughing stock! ...Leave me alone! I want to be alone! I want to wallow in, whatever it is that ponies are supposed to wallow in! Do ponies wallow in pity? Oh, listen to me! I don't even know what I'm supposed to wallow in! I'm so pathetic!"

         "Oh, Fluttershy? Could you be a dear and fly faster please."

         "The Element of Loyalty."

"See? I'd never leave my friends hanging!"

"Time to take out the adorable trash."

"It needs to be about 20% cooler."

"I still say you're nutty, but hey, I've done lots of nutty things."

"No disrespect ma'am, but there's a big difference between pushing yourself as hard as you can, and just being reckless. And if being reckless is what gets rewarded around here, if that's what it means to be a Wonderbolt, then I don't want any part of it."

         "The Element of Kindness."

"A baby dragon! Oh, I've never seen a baby dragon before. He's so cute."

"How dare you? How dare you! Listen here, mister. Just because you're big doesn't mean you get to be a bully. You may have huge teeth, and sharp scales, and snore smoke, and breathe fire. But you do not-- I repeat-- You do not! Hurt! My! Friends! You got that?"

"Oh no! I wouldn't. I couldn't. I-I don't really have any control when it happens. It just happens. Really. I'm just good with animals. It's my special gift, you know."

"There is nothing fun about Dragons. Scary: yes. Fun: NO!"

"He can be a real sweetheart once you get to know him."

         "The Number One Assistant."

"Maybe the ponies in Ponyville have interesting things to talk about! C'mon, Twilight, just try!"

"Hello, Rarity. What's that? Aw, it's nothin', just my awesome mustache."

"Oh, please! You're the most studious student ever! I'm sure the princess will forgive you if you miss one little deadline."

"Bet'cha can't say that ten times fast."

"This is hilarious! Look at all of you! We got: Hairity, Rainbow Crash, Spitty Pie, Apple Teeny, Flutterguy, and... uh... I got nothin'.... Twilight Sparkle. I mean seriously, I can't even work with that...!"

         "Goodbye, friends." Twilight, her mane sparkling, cried. "You are the best friends a pony could ask for, and I couldn't be more grateful. Immortality may seem a gift, but it's a nightmare once you spend it alone."

I used to wonder what friendship could be