Chapters Finn and Jake go to Equestria
Finn and Jake go to Equestria
Going for an episode feel. Episode of Adventure Time that is.
“TAAAASTE FOOT!” Finn bellowed, planting a kick into the Ice King’s face, knocking off his crown.
“FIIIIINNNN!” The Ice King tried to retaliate with his ice powers. “Oh no, my powers!”
“Jowl plow!” Jake exclaimed, extending his jowls and knocking the the ice king unconscious.
“Its okay Hot Dog Princess, you’re free now!” Finn exclaimed throwing his arms into the air.
“Oh thank you Finn.” She shied away.
“Now lets get out of this fartsack!” He scooped her up with his free jowl, placed the living composite meat product on his back and used his jowls to launch out the window.
“YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH!” The duo screamed as Jake walked over miles long tracks of land in mere steps.
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Hours later the Ice King came too. “Princess?” He asked the empty room. “Gryaaah! Stupid Finn and his stupid mutt!” He griped shaking his fists at the ceiling. “Everytime I kidnap a princess, Finn bursts in and kick my patooty!” He stroked his beard, “What am I doing wrong?” Ice King continued to stroke his beard as he buried himself deep in thought.
“Wack.” A penguin tugged on his coat.
“Not now Gunter!” Ice King dismissed.
“Wack wack wack!” The penguin redoubled it’s efforts.
“GUNTER! I am busy PLOTTING! Go to your room!” The Ice King pointed angrily deeper inside the mountain.
The Ice King returned to stiing in his easy chair in deep thought. “Wait a minute! Finn lives in Ooo! What if I LEFT Ooo and captured beautiful princesses AND NO ONE WOULD BE ABLE TO STOP ME!” The Ice King stood up quickly, “BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!” He laughed manically. “GUNTER! Grab your bags! We’re leaving!” The Ice King Flew about grabbing varoius things and throwing them in duffel bag.
After he finished packing he found a penguin waiting with a small suitcase. “Really? Is that all you’re bringing?”
“Wack.”
“If you say so. Now C’mon, we gotta get a boat.” He said and scooped up the penguin. “Wait, I should leave a note in case in beautiful princesses try to find me!” Still holding the penguin he found a piece of paper and a pen. “Dear... Princess... I am leaving... the land of Ooo... Be back... whenever. Love, Ice King.” He narrated as he wrote it down.
“Alright, lets fly!” The Ice King turned and fly out the window-opening with his magic beard.
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“Hey dude.” Jake said as he was playing a new fighting game BMO made the other day, tacking away on the contoller.
“What’s up?” Finn asked as he too was furiously mashing buttons.
“We haven’t heard from the Ice King in, like, days.”
“Huh. Maybe he decided to stop kidnapping princesses bro.” Finn offered.
“Iiii don’t think so bro.” Jake then preformed a combo and beat Finn. “What if he has a Princess and we just don’t know?”
“Hmm...” Finn readjusted his position and pondered for a bit. “Well, if I’m right, we can congratulate him, and if you’re right-”
“We can totally kick his butt and give him wet willies!”
“What are we waiting for? We might possibly maybe have a princess to save!” Finn grabbed the family sword and jumped onto Jake’s expanding back.
They arrived shortly at the Ice Kingdom. “Hold up Jake.” Finn pulled out a pair of binoculars from his backpack. “Lets scope out the situation.” Finn peered through the binoculars.
“What do you see?” Jake asked, stretching his face to look at Finn.
“Caboots man, that place is deserted.” Finn remarked frowning. “Lets look for clues!” Jake walked over the mountains to the Ice King’s Mountain. Finn jumped off of Jake and did a flip, landing in a battle ready position. “Alright. Lets do this.”
Jake stretched into the room. Finn had started looking around when something caught Jake’s eye. “Hey brother, I found a note. It’s from the Ice King!”
“Dude, read that chizz!”
Jake used his shape shifting to take on the visage of the Ice King. “Dear Princess, I am leaving the land of Ooo be back whenever. Love, Ice King.” Jake imitated his voice. He shifted back to normal. “Hey, It says the Ice King left Ooo.”
“What?”
“You heard me man, Ice King left!”
“Oh no! Jake, do you know what this means?”
“Uhhh, the Ice King is a loser?” Jake guessed.
“No! He’s probably going to be stealing princesses where we can’t rescue them!” Finn exclaimed. “We gotta track down the Ice King and bring him TO JUSTICE.”
“Well lets get tracking then! Beemo, you got the house!” Jake called as he jumped out the window, Finn following.
“Hazoo!” BMO replied.
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“Alright, PB said she saw the Ice King fly west, and Doctor Princess said she say him just two days ago, also heading west. So he probably sailed west too.” Jake figured. He was walking through a small forest with Finn riding atop. The forest then abruptly ended, revealing the vast ocean.
“Wait a minute! I’m terrified of the ocean Jake!” Finn objected.
“Hmmm...” Jake shrunk down to his normal size, rubbing his chin. “Hey Finn, turn around!”
“Okay.” Finn obliged. Jake enlarged a hand and delivered a karate chop to Finn’s neck. “What the flip Jake?!”
“Uhhh...” Jake stalled before clenching his giant hand into a fist and punching Finn in the face, rendering him unconscious. “Sorry brother.” He whispered, as he cradled Finn and started trudging through the ocean.
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“Hey, Hey Finn, wake up!” Jake shook the human vigorously.
“Ugh... Where are we?” Finn asked, sitting up holding his head.
“I don’t know bro, isn’t it awesome! Sorry I had to knock you out though.”
“Its cool.” Finn looked around and took in his surroundings. “So, is this where the Ice King is?” Finn asked.
Jake just shrugged, “It was the first island I came to, probably.”
Finn picked himself up. “I guess we better start looking.”
“Well, I’m kind of hungry from carrying you over the ocean." Jake rubbed his stomach which was growling in agreement.
"Ha ha, you're always hungry Jake."
"I know, but let's just have some sandwiches."
"Alright." Finn grabbed two sandwiches out his bag and began eating. "So... I think you should... like, stretch really high... and see if there are any villages." He spoke in between bites. Jake had already finished his sandwich, taking it in three large bites.
"Sounds like a plan." Jake did as Finn asked, stretching high into the sky. He shielded his eyes by extending his brow. Just barely he could make out a sizable town, just on the other side of a really dark forest. Jake the dog shrunk back down to his normal size.
"Well?" Finn said around the last of his sandwich.
There’s a village on the other side of this incredibly dark creepy forest man. It’s probably filled with monsters and old ladies.” Jake scrunched his face, presumably in disgust or horror. Most likely disgust.
“Well, what are we waiting for buddy? Let’s go!” Finn flipped onto Jake’s back as the dog grew to an immense size. Jake started through the forest.
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“This will be our new home Gunter.” Ice King set down his duffel bag and the penguin.
“Wack.”
“Oh c’mon, it doesn’t stink that bad!” He spat. He looked around the bare cave. “It could use some pizazz. It doesn’t even have a cage, how am I supposed to have babes over?” He noted, placing his hands on his hips. “No place to put them.” He murmured.
“Welly deli, best get started then.” Ice King cracked his knuckles and assumed a wizard pose. “ZAP!” He iced the entire cave, adding rooms and a cage in the living room area.. It was just like his cave back in Ooo.
“Niiice.” He whistled taking in his surroundings. “Well, no use in wasting time, I’m off to find a princess! Hold down the fort Gunter!” He fly off the cliff, flapping his beard.
“Wack.” The penguin saluted, then proceeded to roll on the floor.
“Now where would a princess beee?” the Ice King pondered aloud, rubbing his beard. He looked around. Not too far away from his mountain, was what appeared to be a village of a decent size. “Someone down there should know where I can find me a sexy lady.” He flew down to the village.
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“Hey, I see a barn!” Finn exclaimed looking through a pair of binoculars. “Its on the other side of that apple orchard.” Jake pointed the proper direction. “We can probably find somebody and ask them if they’ve seen the Ice King.”
“Well lets go!” Jake picked up the pace, running out the forest and through the orchard. It was a good distance, but the magic dog traversed it quickly, arriving at the barn in a matter of moments instead of minutes. Finn did a backflip off Jake as he shrunk down to normal size. Once he finished he sniffed the air, searching for scents. “Hey I smell someone over there!” He walked towards the scent, Finn followed.
“Its over here, in that house! Someone’s inside.” Jake pointed to the door of a wooden farm house. Finn knocked thrice. An orange pony wearing a cowboy hat between Finn and Jake in height answered the door. The pony blinked a few times rapidly.
“Uhhh, can I help you?” Applejack had never seen such strange... creatures before, but they seemed pretty friendly and she had been striving to be less judgemental since the Zecora incident. Also, its not like she could really go anywhere too far, they were in front of the doorway.
“Yeah, have you seen a big ugly idiot with a white beard and a crown on ‘is head?” Jake asked. “He looks kinda like this.” He added and shape shifted into the likeness of the Ice King.
“Um, no I haven’t. May I ask why y’all lookin’ for ‘im?”
“We think we came here to steal your Princesses lady, and we’re here to STOP him.” Finn stated with an intense tone. “What kind of princess do y’all have anyways? Some kind of Horse Princess?”
Winona decided to see what all the commotion was about and poked out of the building. “Ooo baby, how you doing?” Jake said upon the sight of her. She barked in reply. “Not much for talking are ya?”
“Wait, he came here to do what now?” Applejack narrowed her eyes in confusion.
There was a loud pop. “APPLEJACK! SOMEONE IS ABOUT TO TRY KIDNAP THE PRINCESS, WE HAVE TO GO TO CANTERLOT NOW!”
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The Ice King landed in front of a tree house with a sign displaying a book in front of it. “Look’s like Finn’s pad.” He murmured to himself before pounding on the door.
“Just a minute!” A feminine voice called from the other side.
“Ooo, maybe its a princess.” He murmured to no one once more.
The door swung open revealing a purple coated unicorn with a mane of various shades of purple. “Hello, I’m Twilight Sparkle, Spike’s out for the day so I’m a bit busy. The libraries open, just see me if you want to check anything out.” She called, her attention on reorganizing the books.
“Are you a Princess?” The Ice King queried flatly.
“No, but I’m her prize student!” Her focus never leaving her menial task.
“Do you know where I can find a princess?” He rephrased.
“They live in the Canterlot castle, the city on the mountain, why do you ask?” She finished her work and turned the inquiring stranger. She was immediately taken aback at the sight of the strange creature. It had a large face mane that covered most of its body and a loose blue cloak.
“Because I’m going to kidnap and marry one silly!” He waved at her dismissively. “AWAY!” He bellowed, using his beard to fly towards Canterlot, punching a hole in Twilight's ceiling.
After realizing what had occurred, Twilight immediately devised a plan, and she would need all her friends, starting with Applejack.
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“Woah darling, who’s going to kidnap the princess?” Applejack put a hoof on her shoulder trying to comfort her.
“Woah, think its the Ice King?” Finn leaned in and whispered to Jake.
“Totally man.” He replied. “Lady, we know whos going after your Horse Princess. Where is the princess located?”
“Canterlot! But we need the other Elements of Harmony first!” Twilight panicked.
“Wait, ‘Horse Princess’?” Applejack puzzled.
Finn shrugged, “We can’t remember the name of EVERY princess we save.”
“Applejack! You get Fluttershy and Pinkie Pie, I’ll get Rarity and Rainbow Dash!” She instructed Applejack before turning to the adventurous duo. “You two, just... Stay put! We’ll be back soon!”
“Alright.”
“Cool.”
The Two ponies ran off to gather their friends, they had a princess to save.
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TO BE CONTINUED!
I’ve been wanting to write this story for a VERY long time...
Finn and Jake go to Equestria
Gathering the group/Capture
Finn and Jake go to Equestria
The Ice King flew far above the land of Equestria, kept aloft by the flapping of his beard and magical crown. His destination was in sight, a shining castle built seemingly precariously into the mountain side, or maybe even from the mountain itself. A waterfall ran beside it and down the mountain. "Ooo, fancy." Noted the Ice King as he came on the approach.
He landed in front of the castle entrance, eliciting a confused and worried look from the two pegasi standing guard. "Halt, what is your buisness with the princess?" They spoke in unison, blocking his way.
"I'm here to kidnap the princess sillies." The Ice King waved dismissevly.
They exchanged an amused gaze. "We cannot allow you entry sir, Princess Celestia is busy with the Ambassador from the Gryphon Empire." Responded the guard on the right.
The Ice King frowned and scratched his beard as he went into deep thought. "So... you're not gonna let me in?"
"That would appear to be the case sir." The guard on the left spoke his turn.
The Ice King narrowed his eyes. "I see." His hands lit up and crackled with arcane energy. "Then you leave me no choice..."
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Appljack trotted up the cabin of her freind and knocked three times. The door creaked open, revealing Angel. "Hey there sugahcube, can you go get Fluttershy for me?" Applejack leaned down to the rabbit and put on a pleading smile.
The door shut for a few moments and some commotion was heard as Angel coaxed his caretaker to come down. The door opened again, revealing Fluttershy. "Uhm, is there something I can help you with Applejack?"
"There ain't no time for an explanation right now, but I need you to come with me, there's an emergency." Applejack proclaimed before grabbing the pegasus and bolting off towards Sugarcube Corner.
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The cackling pop of magic signified Twilight's arrival. There, directly in front of her, was both Rainbow Dash and Rarity. Twilights entry went unnoticed as their muzzles were locked in a passionate kiss making Twilight turn a crimsion red. "S-sorry, if I'm... Interuppting anything." Twilight said to the wall on her left.
"I can explain darling!" Rarity exclaimed while Rainbow Dash blushed deeply. "we were... uhhh..."
Twilight sighed, it was only a matter of time until she teleported into something she didnt want to see after all. "Girls, I'm sure you were practing a play or she had something stuck in her throat or whatever but this is an emergency, we'll deal with your sexual insecurities later. Right now something called 'The Ice King' is out trying to kidnap a princess." Twilight ensared both of them in her magic and teleported back to AJ's farm.
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Applejack burst through the door of Sugarcube Corner, carrying a still quite in shock fluttershy. "Where's Pinkie Pie?" She demanded, dropping Fluttershy off her back and onto the floor.
Mr. Cake, who was attending the counter at the time was quite baffled. "She left about five minutes ago headed to your farm. Something about 'new friends'."
"Ya'll sure she went that way? I don't mean ta doubt, but its really important." Applejack looked around cautiously, thinking mayhaps Pinkie Pie was hiding nearby.
"Yes, I'm sure." There was a wailing heard from upstairs, catching their attention. "Oh! Its Pound Cake's feeding time!" He picked up a baby bottle from behind the counter and ran up the stairs.
"C'mon Fluttershy," Applejack turned, grabbing her tail, "we're leaving." She exited the shop, dragging the paralyzed pegasus.
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"Sooo..." Jake dragged. He was kicking his legs while rocking back and forth on the stump of a recently removed tree. "How much longer until the purple horse lady gets back?"
"I don't know man."
"HI!" From behind the duo erupted an energetic mass of PINK. "Wow, you two look weird, what are you? What's with your eyes? What's with the hat? Why do you have a sword? Ooo, are you two like, magic experiments gone totally wrong but still useful as some super duper wooper tippy toppy secret royal guard team?" She stopped to take a deep exaggerated gasp, "I know what we need to do! Throw a party! There'll be cake, and cookies, and pinatas, and streamers, and-" Pinkie Pie continued to prattle on about various details for the get together.
Jake stretched one arm over Finn's shoulder and the other from his mouth to Finn's ear. "Yo, this horse is wack. I say we bail." Before Finn could reply, there was a loud pop as Twilight materialized with a very red Rarity and Rainbow Dash.
"Hey y'all... Ah'm... here." Applejack gasped. Carrying a full grown mare all around town is taxing on even the most fit of ponies. "And so... is Flutter... shy..." She panted as she dropped her burden: one pegasus.
"Okay, ALL of these horses are luffa gone." Jake whispered.
"Maybe this is... normal here?"
"Alright, everypony's here now." Declared Twilight, before turning to Finn and Jake. "Meet the Elements of Harmony: Fluttershy, Rarity, Rainbow Dash and you already met Pinkie Pie and Applejack. Everypony, this is Finn and Jake."
"Heh heh heh, "Pony"." Finn giggled.
"Pleased to meet you dears." Rarity composed herself, embarrassed or not, she was to make a good first impression.
"Hey, I'm Rainbow Dash!" She boldly stated, flying up to them andbowing out her chest.
"You... remind me of my girlfriend." Jake murmered to himself.
"What was that?"
"Uhhh, I said "Whats wrong with this one?"" He covered, stretching over to Fluttershy who had recovered from shock and was hiding behind her mane.
"Oh, thats Fluttershy. She's really, well, shy for lack of a better word." Twilight explained.
"Well hey-o, I'm Jake! Jake the Dog!"
"You're... a dog?" Fluttershy peeked out from her mane a little. "Oh my goodness! A talking dog!" Fluttershy
"Last time I checked at least!"
"Ooo, A talking dog! I've never met a talking dog before! I've never even heard of a talking dog!" Fluttershy spoke rapidly, doing her best impression of Pinkie Pie (who was still going on about the party).
"Well I'm magic dog!" Jake stated proudly, showing of his streching ablities.
"So where's the Horse Princess anyways?" Finn asked while Jake showed off to Fluttershy.
"Celestia ," Twilight corrected, "Is in Canterlot. You can see it from here, its built into the mountain."
"Well what are we waiting for? Lets get going! Hey Jake!"
"Already on it!" Jake said then proceeded to shapeshift, streching and warping his body into a comfortable riding area complete with seats. "Hop on!" After some commotion, all six ponies and Finn, excluding Rainbow Dash who opted to fly, climbed on to Jake. "Leeets GO!" He exclaimed as he started off to Canterlot.
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Princess Celestia was sipping tea when suddenly a strange blue creature, the likes of which she had never seen before, broke through the doors and froze the two royal guard standing watch. "Hey Horse Princess." It spoke in its gravely voice.
"Well aren't you quite the sight." She said taking a sip of her tea.
"Ooo, are you having a tea party? Can I join?" It asked.
"I think it'd be best if you explain who you are, why you attacked my guards, and why you broke into my throne room."
"Oh thats easy, you silly billy! I'm the Ice King and I'm here to kidnap you and make you my bride!" He said, waving dismissively.
"Is that so?" Celestia looked at the queer sight. It had been a long time since anything directly threatened her. Her kingdom, on the other hand was threatened every few years, But her? Directly?
"Zap." The Ice King took advantage of the Princess's distracted state and froze her solid. "Man is it a good thing I can control ice." Grunted the Ice King as he picked up what would be a much too heavy package if not for his crown. He proceeded to flap his beard and fly through the nearest window.
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The group arrived at the castle to much commotion. A guard took notice of Finn and Jake and ordered the group to halt, in moments they were surrounded by spear wielding guards. "Halt, what is your business?!" The lead guard demanded.
"They're with me!" Twilight awnsered, stepping up. "Whats going on? Where's Celestia?"
"M'am, The Princess has been... foalnapped..."
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"Where am I?" Celestia asked to the empty room.
"Ooo! You're awake!" The Ice King squeed, walking into the room with a platter. "Why, you're in my magic proof prison of course!" He giggled. "Hey, Horse Princess, want a cheese square?"
********_______AUTHORS NOTES:
Finally sat down and wrote. Finished this in an afternoon. Hopefully I wont be so procrastinateded this time :/
Oh poor celestia, truly she suffers a fate worse than death: putting up with the Ice King.
Finn and Jake go to Equestria
Finn and Jake go to Equestria
Showdown/Goodbyes
"Okay, The Ice King has the Horse Princess-" Finn began cataloging, so that he may form a plan.
"Celestia!" Twilight interjected.
"Right, right... The Ice King has Princess Celestia and we dont know where he iiisss..." He dragged, lost in thought.
"Well, if he's The Ice King, why dont you look for ice silly!" Pinkie Pie offered.
"Huh, thats just so crazy it might work!" Jake exclaimed. "Purple pony lady, you said he stopped by yo pad 'fore he went off and nabbed the princess?"
"My names Twilight Sparkle and yes." She dead panned.
"Hmmm, The Ice King's lived in a mountain for as long as we know. Maybe he's in a mountain!" Finn offered. "Wait, but since he flew away we could rule out this mountain."
"There's always Dragon Mountain." Rainbow Dash spoke, throwing in her own two cents.
"And since Ponyville is on the way from Dragon Mountain toe Canterlot, it's the most likely place!" Twilight lit up.
"Hold on sugahcube, we can't all climb up the mountain, it'd take too long!"
"Plus that mountain is filthy ! I cant get my coat dirty!"
"I can stretch us all up!" Jake offered, taking his previous form.
"Well, lets get going! There's no telling what he's doing to Princess Celestia!" They loaded up and headed out.
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"So what are your hobbies princess?" The Ice King cooed, laying down in front of the bars kicking his feet.
"For the third time, I like Bonsai gardening, Tea, and writing my student." Celestia groaned. She's dealt with gods of chaos, upstarts and about a hundred other annoyances throughout the millennia, but this was a whole step above.
"Ooo, bonsai huh? Sounds fancy, what is that some kinda vegetable?"
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"Hey, is this the mountain?" Jake asked.
"Yeah, this is it." Rainbow Dash confirmed.
"Hmmm, the peak's unusally snowy for this time of year."
"Ice King..." Finn leered at the top of mountain.
"Going up!" Jake declared before stretching up towards the peak, Rainbow Dash racing to keep up. "Top floor!" He exclaimed, letting everyone off before shifting back into his normal form.
"Let's get this party started." Finn drew his sword.
"A party?! Where?!" Pinkie Pie gasped, looking around excitedly.
"Not an actual party, he said it as an idiom of sorts Pinkie dear." Rarity corrected.
"Hey, thats not nice! Just because they aren't smart dosent mean they can't get down!"
"Not nows guys, we have rescue Celestia!" Twilight intervened before it could get out of hand, or hoof rather.
"Are you guys sure you wanna come? The Ice King is some serious biz." Finn asked.
"Yeah, ya might just wanna stay out here." Jake added.
"Hey, if he's so dangerous why are you two going in?!" Rainbow Dash pouted, her pride wounded.
"Rainbow, darling, they're professionals . Let them do it. Besides, you dont know how... dirty it might be in there!"
"Well I'm coming and you cant stop me!" Rainbow boasted in her bravado.
"Well horseapples, if'n Rainbow's goin', Ah am too." Applejack spat, adjusting her Stetson.
"I'm the Princess's personal portege, I'm coming to." Twilight stepped forward.
"Hee hee hee, I wanna come!" Pinkie Pie cartwheeled through the mouth of the cave. "Piiiinkiiiieeee Piiiiiiiiie!"
"She didn't."
"She did."
"Lumpin' Glob!" Finn swore, charging after Pinkie. Rainbow Dash, Applejack and Twilight followed suit.
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"So, I was thinking maybe we could go out for a picnic or something, I dunno. You wanna go on a picnic?" The Ice King asked his captive.
In the distance, one could just make out the faintest of clamors. "Did those flipping salesmen find me already?!" The Ice King flew off, calling back: "I'll return in just a moment my dear!"
He flew through the Icy corridors he just made hardly a few hours prior, arriving in the entrance to see none other than "Finn and Jake! And a bunch of ponies! How did you find me?!"
"We're here, to bring you to justice!" Finn bellowed, charging the Ice King.
"All I wanted was to kidnap princesses away from you guys, why don't you ever leave me alooone!" The Ice king screeched, letting ice magic loose at his attackers. The beams found a target on Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie freezing them. Applejack narrowly dodged one that came close and another shattered pitifully against Twilights magic.
Finn closed the remaining distance, fielding any magic with his father's sword and swiping at the Ice King. The Ice King slide back and kicked the sword out from his grasp, sending it spinning and embedded in the icy wall. He shoot a magical lightning bolt at Finn, which he expertly doged only for the Ice King to deliver yet another kick, this time sending Finn across the floor.
"Don't worry bro I got this!" Jake streched his arms to ensare the Ice King who froze them in place, turning them into useless blocks of ice. Twilight unleashed an arcane bolt, The Ice King managing to form an ice shield that shattered from the impact. The Ice King turned to face his most recent attacker. Suddenly, the Ice king found himself flying across the room, courtesy of a strong buck from Applejack. Finn recovered just as the Ice King smacked against the wall nearest to him.
"Stop stealing princesses!" Finn cried as he knocked off the Ice King's crown. Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie's icy imprisonment shattered, freeing them.
"Why Finn, Why couldn't you just leave me alone? I wasnt even stealing princesses from Ooo anymore." The Ice King complained
"Because thats against my alignment! You should know that!" Finn retorted.
"Hey, purple horse lady, magic this guy up some restraints!" Jake called to Twilight.
"I dont have any longer term binding spells, but I can put him to sleep for three days." Twilight ignored the butchering of her name.
"Well do it up sister!"
Twilights horn glew a faint purple before ejecting a small spray of sparks hitting the Ice King in the face. The Ice King fell asleep immediately.
"Ah horsefeathers, I didnt get to help fight the Ice King!" Rainbow Dash swore.
"Heh, maybe next time RD." Applejack smirked.
"C'mon guys, we gotta Princess to save!" Pinkie Pie exclaimed before trotting off deeper inside. The others looked at each other breifly before following.
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It had been fifteen minuted since her captor had left to address the commotion. A few loud noises later all fell silent until she heard the voice of none other than her student. "The princess could be in anyone of these tunnels!"
"Nah lady, I totally smell horse this way." Celestia didnt recognize the voice, but it made itself known shortly.
Finn, Jake, Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, and Twilight Sparkle filed through the entrance to the room where the jail cell was.
"Princess! We tried to stop him but he already kidnapped you when we got to Canterlot and we came as fast as we could!" Twilight shouted as run up to the cell.
"It's quite all right Twilight, but I'll feel better when I'm out of this if you dont mind." Celestia notioned to the door.
"I'll get that for you Horse Princess, uh, I mean Princess Celestia." Jake said as he and the other's stepped into the room.
"That is an endearing offer... dog is it? But the cell is warded against magic and physical attacks, how do you plan to unlock it?" Celestia questioned.
"With key hand!" Jake exclaimed as he morphed his hand into the appropriate form. He then proceeded to unlock the jail.
"Thank you for rescuing me... Pardon me, but what are your names?"
"I'm Finn the Human." He stated proudly.
"And I'm Jaaake the Dog!" Jake added, flailing his limbs to show off his magical abilities.
"Well, Finn the Human and Jake the Dog, I would like to thank you." Celestia commended. "Pinkie Pie, if you would?"
"You know what this calls for? A party!" Pinkie Pie exclaimed, tossing streamers in the air.
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The next day saw one of the largest gatherings to ever grace Ponyville, rivalling that of Canterlot's own Grand Galloping Gala. The event was held in the hero's honor. There was to be an award cermony and farewells to close it out. The entire town played
But at this moment, there was cake and party games. "Oh man, this cake is totally algebraic! Whats in this?" Finn asked, mouth full of the substance in question.
"Oh, I can't tell you that silly, its a secret recipe!" Pinkie Pie beamed.
"Man, this party is off the hook!" Jake bellowed, dancing to the beat of music the DJ was playing. The DJ was none other than DJ PON3 herself, blaring remixs of Equestria's latest hits.
"Glad you're having fun! I just wish I could've helped you with fighting thst blue meanie."
"Nah babe, thats just what we do!" Jake waved dismissively.
"So, I hear you're a big shot back in, what was it? Boo? Well I'm the fastest flier in Equestria!" Rainbow Dash boasted to Finn.
"I'm like, one of the best heros, yeah." Finn replied.
"Hero, huh. Well how about a hoof wrestle then?" She grinned.
"I don't have any hooves. Only mah mits!" Finn exclaimed, wriggling his fingers.
"Lay off it RD. Ya couldn't even beat the Ice King, ya shore can't best 'im." Applejack smirked.
"Oh c'mon AJ, lemme have a little fun." Rainbow sighed.
"Oh, been meaning to tell ya lady, that was a radical kick!" Finn gave a thumbs up to further signify his approval.
"Years of applebucking." She smiled.
"Rainbow, darling, can I see you for a minute? In private?" Rarity called from another room. Rainbow turned a peculiar shade of red and her wings fluttered slightly at the call.
"Uh... Iii gotta go." She excused herself, leaving towards the call. There was an awkward moment of silence before the music cut off.
"If I could have your attention for a few moments, it is time for the awarding ceremony." Twilight spoke, her magically augmented voice reverberating through the crowd.
"Thank you Twilight." Celestia dismissed her pupil as she aprroached the front of the stage. To her right was three ponies clad in golden armor and one of each of the three races. "Finn and Jake, if you would come up here."
The duo got up on the stage as requested, Finn doing a flip and Jake streching one leg up then the rest of his body to meet it. Once they were onstage Celestia began the ceremonies. "Today, we award the Cresent Moon to Finn the Human and Jake the Dog for aiding in the capture of the Ice King and rescuing the crown. General Cloudhammer of the Pegasi branch of the royal guard will continue." Celestia stepped back, allowing the pegasus to step up.
"For bravery in assiting Equestria in her hour of need despite no obligation to the crown, I, General Cloudhammer, would like to present the Crescent Moon to Finn and Jake." The pegasus finished speaking then left the podium and returned to his spot.
An unicorn approached the podium. "For dedication in persuing The Ice King even after he left their jurisdiction, I, General Amber Dusk, would like to present the Crescent Moon to Finn and Jake." The general returned to his spot, an earth pony taking his spot.
"For Selflessness in offering to personally return the Ice King to their lands, I, Captain Aegis, would like to present the Crescent Moon to Finn and Jake." He moved back to his position.
Celestia then levitated two small pendants each in the shape of a small stylized crescent moon and each on deep blue silk ribbon out of their own separate black felt box and lay it on the heroes' necks.
"It was nothin' princess, heroing is just what we do!" Finn declared.
"Yeah, all in a days work an' all that." Jake dismissed. "Speaking of a days work, we gotta get heading back to Ooo."
"Very well then, remember you are always welcome here and do stop by for a visit every now and then." Celestia smiled at the duo.
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Rarity, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, Applejack, Pinkie Pie and Twilight Sparkle all gather on the beach to see Finn and Jake off.
"Be sure ta take care y'all"
"We should totally party again sometime!"
"We definitely need to reschedule that hoof wrestling match"
"Do come back sometime darling, and we'll see what we could do about that outfit, hm?"
"It was, uhm, nice..."
"I'd love to get a chance to study your magical abilities!"
"Well, it was completely bananas, but we gotta-" Finn started but was cut off by Jake karate choping him with an oversized hand, knocking him out.
"He's afraid of the ocean, its easier this way." Jake awnsered their confused gazes. "Well, like Finn was saying, completely redonk! We'll be sure to stop by some time again." Jake scooped up Finn, The Ice King and Gunter in his arms and started off back towards Ooo. "See ya!" He called as he walked off into the distance.
"Sooo... You and Rarity huh?"
FIN
-_-_-_-_-AUTHORS NOTES-_-_-_-_-
This was a fun fic wasnt it? Felt it kinda sucked mehself, so stroke my ego and tell me otherwise!
Characters from In Duties Name and The First Year used with permission.
Fight scene brought to by the D6 system!
THIS WHOLE THING WAS WRITTEN ON A CELLPHONE.
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