Eddsworld In Equestria

by Queen Cookie

Rating: teen
Tags: Comedy, Random, Crossover, Main 6, Original Character, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Length: 3004

Well, Edd, Tom, Matt, and Tord got themselves stuck in Equestria. What more do I need to say? Oh yeah, the aliens, Eduardo, Zanta, the evil movie director, and Future Edd followed them.

So, Edd, Tom, Matt, and Tord got themselves stuck in Equestria. What more do I need to say? Oh yeah, the aliens, Eduardo, Zanta, the evil movie director, and Future Edd followed them. Hilarity ensues.
This is in dedication to Edd Gould, who passed March 25th last year. He was my hero. I wanted to be just like him. He was- no is- truly amazing. Never forget.
Next Book (not required): Inner Demons

Published 2013-09-17 03:30:03 UTC
Last updated 2013-10-02 21:47:08 UTC

Chapter 1: Where the Are We?

"I found them in the Everfree, Celestia. I didn't expect the magical surge to result in four ponies." a voice said. Who was that?

"Maybe they caused it." another said. Another!?

"Impossible. Two do not have horns." a third voice said, "One is getting up, we'll ask him." ANOTHER?!

Edd slowly got up. His body ached, his head hurt. He reached to touch it, but noticed something different. "Ah!" he screamed, looking at the hoof. He fell over. He then saw three ponies standing in front of him.

"Are you okay?" one asked, the shortest out of all. He was shocked. The ponies were talking. WHAT?!

"Who are you?" he asked, causing the ponies to stare at him, shocked.

"You don't know?" the tallest asked, "I fear he knows not of this land."

"You didn't answer my question. Also, where am I?" the ponies were expecting a, 'Who am I?' but never got it.

"You're in our castle. I am Princess Luna," the medium sized ones said, "This is my sister, Princess Celestia, and her student, Princess Twilight. Who are you?"

"I'm Edd."

"Well, Edd, tell me why is it you are graced with a horn and wings?" Celestia asked.

"Huh?" Edd looked confused.

"And why is it you and three others were found in the Everfree forest, after a great magical surge?" the princess continued asking.

"What? I have no idea what you're talking about." Edd backed away fro the ponies, "One minute I'm living my life, next thing I know, I'm a pony."

"You mean you were not a pony before?" Twilight asked, "I've never read about anything like this."

"Please, I just want to go home." Edd said.

"We are unsure how to do that." Luna said, "Explain your story."

"Look, I was just a regular guy. I lived in an apartment building, nothing out of the ordinary. Now, I'm here. I used to have fingers!"

"That sounds like the life of those creature Lyra came up with... What were they called?" Twilight pondered, "Humans?"

"Yes! I used to be a human!"

"Impossible, they are made up. Foal's tales." Luna scoffed.

"But I was one, I swear." Edd swore. "I was a bloody human! Now I'm a fucking pony!"

After silence, "We shall take you to your friends." Edd followed her down a hallway full of mirrors. He caught a glance of himself, "Is that really what I look like?" He did have a horn and wings, as Celestia had said. He was dark green, with dark brown eyes and hair. There was some sort of picture on his rear. Looked like a can of cola. "What's this?" he pointed to his rear.

"It's called a cutie mark, ponies get them when they discover their special talents." Celestia replied. They entered a room, with three beds. On these, there were three ponies. One was purple, one was blue, and one was red. The purple one had ginger hair, the blue one had really light brown hair, and the last had regular brown hair.

"Guys?" Edd said, "Matt, Tom, Tord?" He stood there, unknowing of what to do, when a blue pegasus got up. He took one look at the ponies in the doorway, and pounced them. By them, I mean Edd.

"Who are you?!" Tom yelled, "What did you do to me?!"

"Tom, it's me, Edd." Edd said. Getting a better look, he could see Tom still didn't have eyes, and his cutie mark was his bass, Susan, and a bottle. And Edd knew what the bottle meant.

"Edd?" Tom backed off him, "How? How are you- How am I- What the HELL is going on?!"

"Tom, it's just me, Edd. Why are you over reacting?" Edd asked, Tom gave him a strange look, and realized it. He didn't know. He doesn't know what happened. How? How could he not remember?

"It's nothing." Tom said. He didn't remember. He. Did. Not. Remember. It was very shocking for Tom, as would it be for the others. To know not only he was here, but didn't know. He didn't have much time before a purple pony started getting up.

"Hey, Matt." Edd said.

"Edd? You're alive!" Matt cheered.

"Why wouldn't I be?" Edd asked confused.

"Well, it's because-" Matt was stopped when Tom put his hoof over his mouth.

"You were gone before we got here, and we were worried. We thought you died. Glad you're safe." Tom did some quick thinking.

"Tom, what are you-" Matt started again.

"Matt and I need to have a quick talk, bye." the eyeless pony whisked his friend away.

"Okay, what the hell are you doing?" Matt asked.

"Look, we're not going to tell Edd he's gone, alright?" Tom said, "It'll shatter him. He'll know he left his fans hanging, and he's not going to like it. He'll get angry. You remember last time Edd got angry."

"Poor bloke didn't make it." Matt said.

"And I don't want to be that poor bloke. You, on the other hand." Tom said.

"No."

"It was worth a shot." They trotted back to their friend.

Author's Note

Goodbye, Edd. We all love you, even though you're gone. We miss you. We all do. Tom, Matt, Tord, Me, that one guy, that other guy, that other person. All of us. Goodbye.

Chapter 2: This is Not Going to End Well... Like Everything

"So, until we can discover how to send you back, you're stuck here." Twilight concluded.

"Borringest. Lecture. EVER." Matt groaned.

"That's not even a word, dumb ass." Tom said.

"Shut up, shit face." Tord said.

"You little fu-" Tom started.

"No. Bad Tom. And bad Tord. NO flame wars." Edd hit them both with a rolled up magazine.

"Very good, Edd." Twilight said, "Your magic is improving, splendidly."

"Damn." Edd said, "I did something- HOLY SHIT!!!" Edd yelled, because there, outside the window, was a obviously older looking version of his pony self, wearing sunglasses.

"TOM GO GET SUSAN!!!" Edd said.

"NO! I'M NOT LETTING YOU BREAK SUSAN AGAIN!!" Tom replied.

"LOOK OUT THE FUCKING WINDOW, TOM!!!"

"THERE'S NOTHING THERE!!!" Future Edd was gone.

"DAMNIT FUTURE EDD!!" Edd hit the table in front of him in frustration.

"CALM DOWN ALL OF YOU!!" Matt said, his coat now a sickly white, and his eyes red. His teeth also seemed to be... sharper.

"MATT WHAT THE FUCK IF WRONG WITH YOU?!!!" Tord yelled.

"W-what?" MAtt asked, "IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH MY FACE?!!!"

"WOULD YOU ALL JUST SETTLE DOWN?!!!" Twilight yelled, making them look at her, Matt's colors returning to normal.

"H-he almost looked like-" Edd started.

"Vampire Matt." Tom finished.

"Who?" Tord asked.

"Happened after you left." Tom smiled smugly, "Good riddance, I say." He received an elbow in the gut form Tord. It coulda been worse, just saying.

"Well," Twilight said, "We can safely say this will not end well."

Chapter 4: The Choice

"This is not good." Matt paced back and forth around the room, "He left last week, and the Princesses are starting to ask questions."

"Well, what are we supposed to tell them?" Tom asked, "Oh Edd is actually dead? There's some sort of necromancy going on!?"

"I still wanna shoot something." Tord said, though he'd been tied to a support beam.

"You wanting to shoot something is what got us in this mess!" Matt said.

The next night, Tom went missing.

"I still blame you, y'know." Matt said, not bothering to even look at Tord.

"Oh come on, Matt." Tord said, "You remember what you are, right? Back around... six years ago?"

"Tord, I can't believe you're bringing that up." Matt said, "When we agreed not to."

"You and I aren't that different, Matt." Tord had an evil grin on his face, there were bags under his eyes from lack of sleep.

"It's... different." Matt said.

"Is it?" Tord asked, "If I remember correctly, shortly after my, er, leave, you took over. Now please tell me that's not different."

"I-I didn't know what was right then... you know that!" Matt started feeling lightheaded, "B-besides, I haven't-"

"Have you?"

"There was that one time..." Matt said, "But no-"

"Come on, Matt. Don't tell me you didn't see it." Tord smiled creepily, "For years, we were shunned as lower members of the group. Antagonists. You never realized it, did you? You died over seven times, portrayed as the bad guy more than twice, and abused constantly. They. Don't. Like you."

"You don't-" Matt started.

"I have some friends who can help us, Matt." Tord said, "They can help us overcome this. Whaddya say?"

Chapter 5: A Warning

Edd put the tape he had just found into the television. It had been chucked at his head, so it was meant for him. The television, not the tape.
"Hello, Edd." a pony on the screen said, "It's me, Future Edd. We have your friends here, hostage." The screen changed, to Tom and Matt struggling to break free of some ropes. "If you do not give yourself to us in the next 24 hours, they will die. Scream your answer out loud, thank you and enjoy your flight." Well, Future Edd's gone crazy. Edd thought.
"Fine..." he said, "FINE!!!" He felt a bag being pulled over his head, and his hooves being tied to his body.

*********

"Welcome, Edd." a disgusted voice said. A unicorn, whose green was three shades darker than his own.
"Eduardoooooooo!" Edd said.
"Aren't you forgetting somebody?" a light green pony with black where the white in his eyes should be and red eyes came out, "ZANTA CLAWS!!!" There were also three orange aliens, and a white pony.
"Or me?" Future Edd came from a dark corner.
"And who could forget about you 'favorite' antagonist," A dutch accent came from behind Edd, "The zombie, the gun addict, the badass dude, Tord." Edd felt what could only be one of Tord's guns against the back of his head.
"Tord, you traitor!" Edd said, "What have you done with Matt and Tom?!"
"Pit of death..." Tord obviously lacked sleep, one could see it in his eyes, and he was refraining from making too much noise, he didn't have the energy to.
"No..." Edd said, "You said they would go free!"
"Never trust an ANTAGONIST." Tord bumped his gun gently against Edd.
"Is this what this is about?" Edd asked, "You killed my friends and-"
"What's wrong, Edd?" Tord asked, "Am I not your friend anymore? Pity. Well, now's the time to die."
"Oh no you don't!"

Author's Note

It's ending, soon.

Chapter 6:

Chapter 6:

"You are not going to harm him." a pegasus said. Her mane was aqua, and ended in red. Her fur was pale blue, and her cutie mark was a sort of rift.

"Just who do you think you are?" one of the aliens asked, pointing a weapon at her.

"That doesn't concern you." she said, punching his face and knocking him out. She teleported with a sort of magic to the other side of the room, and choked Eduardo, who fell unconscious. The evil move director was next, she snapped his next like it was nothing. Dodging a gun fire from Tord, she made her way to Future Edd, suffocating him. Then there was Tord.

She pinned the red unicorn to the ground. Her eyes glowing an eerie white, with a hint of red. "Forget their false promises, and the curse put upon you. You no longer need to hurt your friend." she said, and Tord stared at her, scared.

"Get off me!" he said, pushing her away, "What was that for?"

"I was just removing a curse." she stated, "Pegasi that can do magic are rare, and when they do come around, there's much potential." She started untying Edd, "Let's go get your friends, then you must go to your home world." They didn't question what she knew.

"Our friends are dead." Edd said.

"Actually... No." Tord said, "It was a lie, to let you know we were capable."

"Capable of what?" Edd asked confused.

"Killing..." Tord said quietly.

"Well, I'm already dead." Edd said, "So that wouldn't have done much, now would it?"

"This way." the mare said, "Your friends are over here."

"I feel like there's something I'm missing..." Tord thought for a moment.

They opened the door, but only Tom was tied up. There was a gag over his mouth. Edd started cutting Tom free with his magic, but he shook his head rapidly, as if asking them to stop.

"I can't let you do that, Edd." a voice said. There, in the shadows, holding Tord's abandoned gun, was Matt, "You see, I've been in the dark way too long. It's time I did something." He aimed it at first Tom's head, "Should I shoot it a Tom?" he aimed at Tord, "Maybe the traitor, Tord?" he aimed at the mare's, "How about you, girl?" then he aimed at Edd, "Or maybe the one that started this mess? Yeah, the one that started this mess."

"I think not." the mare's eyes glowed, and a shield reflected the bullet back to Matt. But she saw something is Tom's eyes, asking her why she'd kill him. Why was she doing this? She knew he knew the answer, but nonetheless, she put up a shield infront of Matt, causing a ping pong effect. The bullets speed grew and eventually, it evaporated. That's how things worked in Equestria.

"Matt, I wasn't me." Tord said, "Put the gun down. It's mine anyway."

A portal opened behind Matt, and a giant hand, controlled by the mare, pushed him through. The shields fell.

"It's time for you to leave. Now." two of the ponies walked through, but one stayed.

"The leader-" he started.

"Knows." she said, "He felt the rifts, he felt you fall through. And sent me to send you and the others back home." she said, "Continue your watch, I fear something bad is coming."

"So do I." he said, and stepped through the portal.

Author's Note

I can't stay away... I have a problem.

Chapter 7: Back Home

Tom watched unimpressed as the portal closed behind them. He held a bottle of alcohol in his hand. He took a swig as Edd walked up behind him, a knocked out Matt laid down on the couch. Tord was... somewhere.

"Think the girl'll tell them we left?" Edd asked.

"Probably." Tom took a sip.

"Probably?" Edd asked, "How can you be so sure?"

"I'm not." he said.

"That's just what Tom says." Tord replied, "Don't worry."

*******

He looked where the portal had been one last time. He could always reopen it, but he did live in a house with three other guys, so it would be challenging to keep them away long enough.

If she were to come here, which she didn't, she could easily come from her world. But if she were to go back to Equestria from her world... let's just say the magical bond isn't too strong, so going through could have some side effects. De-aging was most common, though there were countless possibilities.

He never got called into another world often, but when he did, his friends had no idea. He wondered when the next time he'd see any of them would be. The leader, that girl, that one guy. From what she'd been able to tell him, it would be soon. Rifts, were being created in all the multiverses. Not jut his and Equestria's. A world called Minecraft's bonds were growing with Equestria. He knew somebody was bound to get caught in the destruction, and get sent to Equestria. Funny thing, nothing ever gets accidentally sent from Equestria. Sticky problem, it was.

Now wasn't the time to worry about that. Now was the time to relax. It was over, for now.

Author's Note

Final chapter! Tomorrow, the sequel! I got to do some research for 4 and 5, so there will be a gap.

Chapter 3: We Are Going To Die...

"This is shit," Tord held a gun with his magic, "Nothing to shoot."

"There has to be something to do." Tom literally collapsed onto a couch.

"Well, at least there's something for ME to do." Matt looked into a mirror, "I look good, even as a horse!"

"THERE ISN'T ANY COLA!!!" Edd yelled.

"Cola?" Tord asked, "We're stuck in some sort of different universe, and you're worried about cola?"

"In case you didn't notice, YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT SHOOTING!!" Edd said.

"Thats different." Tord said, "Shooting is my life."

"Cola is mine."

"Tord, remember what we-" Matt started.

"Can it, Matt!" Tord jumped onto Edd, and started attacking him.

"You fucker get off me!" Edd tried pushing the red stallion away.

"No, Edd, let me tell you a story." Tord said.

"Tord, no!" Tom said, "We'll die!"

"Once upon a time, there was an animator," Tord ignored Tom, "The animator, had three friends. The animator had a web series made after him. But one day, the animator died. Do you know how the animator died, Edd?"

"Tord, no I-" Edd started.

"Cancer." Tord said, "Cancer killed the animator. Then they all turned into fucking ponies, and got sent here. And guess what? The animator is somehow alive now. So I'm going to right the wrongs here."

"W-what?" Edd pushed Tord off and backed away, "D-id you just say, I-I'm dead?"

"Yes, for two years next March." Tord picked up a gun.

"Tord, back off." Tom said, "I don't want to die today."

"Yeah, I'm allergic to dying." Matt said.

"You have weird allergies." Tom said.

"I-I'm going to have to go." Edd said, before flying out the window.

"Should we-?" Matt asked.

"No, he'll come back." Tom looked out the window, "Eventually."

Author's Note

New title? You wanna know why? This is now... a series! Pony Youtubers Book 1! I already got plans for a book 2!