7 Stories of Discord

by NavyBr0wnie

Rating: teen
Tags: Sad, Princess Luna, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Dark, Comedy, Nightmare Moon, Romance, Tragedy, Random, Discord, Derpy Hooves, Princess Celestia
Length: 2193

Seven tales of the king of chaos, seven takes of his heart, mind, and soul.

Read and see discord as he is invisioned in seven short stories, ranging from his loneliness to his extreme lust for chaos.

Inspired by a few comics from renowned artist like Johnjoesco, and a crappy unicorn, and songs from Hollywood undead.

Published 2012-02-23 06:44:01 UTC
Last updated 2012-02-23 06:44:01 UTC

Stoned in

I sit alone now more alone then ever before. My body lays her broken and my heart shattered. I sit staring at the moon tears dripping from these worn red eyes. My face is cold and tired. Slowly breaths escape through my nose and mouth. I wait a hundred years a hundred years fit for me to tell her. I gave all my hope away but now none is left for me. I look upon her now even more confused do I want her or do I hate her. I scream to the sky in my stone prison as the price of sin. The sin of sacrifice. price of my heart now all I feel is this pure anger. I ask for you to just let me die

But no instead you leave me here alone as the earth burns the sky. Lying here broken my heart is open yet still you do not let me die. Forced to sit here day after night after day alone in this mosselium fit for the darkest of hate.

I gave heaven as something that cares and you just threw it away like nothing. Threw what was handed right to you.

This world is filled with liars... Liars like you and me. Everypony says greeting and goodbyes but noone says it to me. This monster I am.

Where do I go? Where do we go... Where I don't know... Where I go ... Is to you but this time.... I will have no order.

Only.... Chaos... Now repent because it's all over... Or just help me and Die

Cross Eyed Pegasi

Oh so much Chaos so much Disarray to incite now that I am free. Blast that Celestia and her sister luna for imprisoning me... Ah well I'm free and that's all that matters right? To ponyville where I shall capitalize my reign and bring about a new age of disorder.

over a park of sorts I Looked at the ponies below me spending they're days as if nothing could ever harm them. But, I saw one pony she was grey and had a blonde mane.

She was with 3 other ponies. two pegasi and an earth pony. I swooped in and listened. I heard them picking on her like bullies. They spouted words at her like bullets and she just stood silently as they laughed at her. I saw into her eyes and saw the pain they gave yet she did not repel them. I felt her sting she... She was Diffrent from them. I to was treated like nothing when I was young....

I felt older hate build in me at these three ponies. I came behind her and made myself known to the four ponies. The 3 bullies ran off in some direction. I decided to deal with them some other time. But, came eye to eye with the grey Pegasus. Unmoving she just watched me I put my hand into her mind digging. And I found what I was looking for. I pulled it up from it's tucked away location and smiled eagerly.

"What is your name pony?" I asked her . She gave no reply and cocked my head but decided to just walk away.

"My...My... Name" I heard behind me. I turned and look onto her. Her appearance had dramatically changed. For now her eyes had corrected themselves and he gaping stare had been replaced with a cold witted scrutinizing one.

My name discord is.... Diztellia Eymerillda Doo... And I thank you for lifting this veil.

I raised a brow as I took to the Air silently I planned my chaotic adventure.

----------------Authors note-------->
In this particular 'Story' I wasn't really happy with the out come, I believe it might have been rushed... And I don't believe I got the message shown quite correctly.

A game of thrones

"This is my world now Alicorns!!" Discord barked as he brought down a shower of knives on the two Alicorns that stood before him. Discord laughed maniacally as the two sisters dodged the sharp objects.

"Discord, we will not rest till you are brought down" One said. This Alicorn was a dark purple with a Crescent moon on a piece of space for a cutie mark.

"Oh look at that... Celestia your sister seems to talk pretty big considering her size" discord said as he appeared behind the older white alicorn.

"Get away from me" Celestia barked as jumped away from the now floating head of discord.

"Hey, that's not nice I was using your mane as a body" Discord said as his own body began to Re-materialize from the ground up. Celestia and Luna just watched in slight disgust.

"Discord quit fooling around and get this over with" Celestia barked dominantly.

"Oh fine... Party pooper" Discord said as his mouth rotated 180 degrees. "You wanna fight?... Try this on for size"

Celestia watched as Discord grew in size almost 14 times her size. He looked on them with a wide smile as he brought a foot down on the two Alicorns. Celestia and Luna dodged out of the way sending large bolts of energy from their horns to the overgrown son of chaos.

"Ohwhowho stop stop that tickles" Discord taunted as he returned by launching a dark red lightening from his mouth. Luna countered with a barrier of energy as Celestia flew up near his heard still firing bolts of energy.

"To much for you discord?" Celestia screamed as she came down swooping past his face.

"On the contrary it may be not enough" Discord said as he exploded into hundreds and hundred of miniature versions of himself. Celestia and Luna were showered in him. Biting, Scratching and Overall just being annoying he continued.

"Ugh... Get off me" Celestia said as she dive bombed downwards like a bullet. Soon the little discord flew off like shreads of nasal tissue in the wind.

"Luna, Stand ready!" Celestia screamed as she swooped down then upwards taking the purple alicorn with her almost in a clothesline. They curved upwards as the air was passed downwards. Their speed was so fast that They continuously broke the sound barrier Sending large shockwaves through the sky like a pebble skipping on water. Once they got enough hight they stopped and looked down on the world below.

"What now" Luna asked looking at her sister. Celestia looked away thinking.

"Well have to use Harmony to defeat him" Celestia said holdin out a hoof. Luna shook her head and smiled. The two mares hugged as both's eyes began to glow a bright white and an aura of color encircled them. Celestia began to mumble a few words as the white light began to grow. Back on the ground discord finally materialized looked up to the light.

"What... Are they doing?" he said trying to get a lock on their location. The two mares continued spinning like a top. A rainbow of colors spun at high speeds and began to come down like a drill of great energy. Discord watched as a colorful cone of energy burned through the dark grey chaotic clouds. He was taken aback by the energy coming down on him. He finally figured out what was coming and tried to make an escape.

"For Whom the bell tolls discord" he heard from the cone as it impacted him from behind. He felt his legs become immobile and he body hardened like rock he watched as a stone skin crawled up his body. He tried to scream but was silence before a breath could be made to do so. The two mares lowered touching the ground watching the petrified creature bofore them.

"And that's how it's done" Luna said boastfully. Celestia just looked down at her sister with a look that could be like The f***'s wrong with you?

"Eh... Sorry... So what do we do with him?" Luna asked. Celestia looked down.

"I'm sure somepony will figure out something" Celestia replied walking away. Luna looked down at the statue.

"Maybe we should send him to the moon?" Luna said catching up to her sister. Celestia ignored the comment but couldn't help but laugh at it

------------------Authors Note------->
Do note that this story was actually written before Luna spoke in archaic/Shakespearean terminology.... So blame laziness to change it.

This monster I am

Her beauty was so... So unimaginable that even the cruelest of beings would feel a beat in their stone cold hearts. I could see the world in her eyes. With every morn I look to her as she flys high in the sky with a tear in my eye. My very existence was to enjoy her every second of my life. My heart aches for her every second of everyday. And as such I'd give her flowers on her door step unnamed and untraceable. I sit from afar watching her wishing to notice me someway somehow. In the garden I try to find a way to confess to her.

Sadly I cannot and it burns every fiber in my very body. I look on her like a true beauty and rightful of her place as Princess. Her name... Celestia was so great that just it's mere utterance shakes my bones. I yearn for her noterance, Her acceptance, Her indulgent of me. Each day I rise hoping for her to have finally come to me but each day I sit sad and alone.

Then a day came I decided to confess unwary of what may come. The moment was pulse pounding I landed in the garden with a bouquet of flowers Violets,Roses, and daisy's. I came close and spoke to her. She turned and looked upon me. The look upon her face was pure horror she screamed as she ran away. Calling the guards to take of this monster. My heart broke as those words broke her lips. My dreams had shattered into fine daggers piercing my fragile heart. I utter the words... She saw me as a monster.

I felt a deep heat come from with in me. I felt something I hadn't before. I felt pure rage and anger. I Roared loud and hard as tears dropped from my very eyes.

All you see is a monster. I hollered to the top of my lungs. The sentence bounced through my brain several times. All she saw was a monster so I became one.

I became Discord.

Lonely Sister

"Luna...My dear Luna wake for me" a voice called simplistically. Luna pushed it away in her sleep.

"Oh come now Luna you must wake" the voice prodded. Luna began to regain consciousness as the voice began to take a form. Her eyes shot open as a dragon like figure lie restfully before her.

"DISCORD!!" she bark the name with great rage.

"Oh hush now my dear moon princess... You wake the entire castle" discord said as he floated around the princess.

"We...we defeated you and... And ... And turned you into stone" Luna said trying to recollect the battle between her and her sister.

"oh Luna I am chaos, disorder, anarchy ...my name is discord I can do as I please when I please..." discord said as he shimmered in and out of existence. "But if it's any consolation I am still stuck in stone but I'm here simply as a figment of your mind"

"Enough of your games discord!!" Luna cried as her horn glowed. Discord sighed with a frown at the purple alicorn.

"Ugh... Fine you and your sister so blasted punctual" discord said as he walked on the ceiling.

"I simply wanted to let you know something... Something about your sister" discord said as he curved his head around Luna.

"And that is?" Luna asked simply

"Oh more of a question... But you don't really believe your sister will continue to share power with you... do you?" discord asked looking luna deep in the eye. The mare looked away thinking.

"Yes because she knows as well as I do that Is the only way to keep harmony amongst the land" Luna said as she brought down a dominant hoof. Discord raised an eyebrow.

"Harmony... Do you mean that annoying multicolored thing you fired at me?" discord said scratching his chin "Well let me tell you something sister the only power that's worth have is the kind you can take for yourself"

"Wh...What do you mean?" Luna asked sheepishly

"I mean that one day your future will lead you to the moon and you can thank your sister for that" discord said as he whipered into her ear.

"What... How?" Luna asked giving a confused look.

"My sweet Luna like I said I have seen your future and if you listen to sister dearest things won't be so... Happy" discord said as he disappeared. "Don't believe me? Look at this"

A small round ball appeared and landed on Luna's desk.

"Look at it when your ready" discord said leaving the mare alone and confused.

Luna rolled the ball closer and looked into it. A tear rolled down her cheek as a silent laugh echoed through the castle.