man's heaven and hell

Chapters

chapter 1 moving
chapter 2 awakening (kinda)
chapter 3 Apple farm secrets
Dreams don't come true!
weapons of missing destruction

chapter 1 moving

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CHAPTER 1 THE MOVE

It was a dark and stormy night ( it wasn't really your just bull shitting) the rain was drowning the streets and you just happen to be outside to take it all in.

"And take your piece of shit clothes too!" screeched your bitch landlord wearing her skanky night gown that really made her look like a piece of....as you muttered "bitch" hoping she wouldn't hear. "What did you say you piece of shit?!, you better get out of here before I call the cops!" yelled the landlord flinging your name sewn undies toward your face ( you tend to talk out loud some times).

"Yeah well I'll find a better apartment with flapjacks and hookers!" you screamed pumping your fist in the air while the other is holding your important belongings. She seemed to stop her ranting from your statement and gave you a shit eating grin like she knows something you don't know (bitch please).

"It's going to be hard since your boss called me today." You paused, while picking up your collection of mint condition survival knives, your heart rate stopped " wait what about my boss, did you use your vagina to overpower his weak mind?!" you said pointing an accusing finger at her.

"Yes and no what he told me is that your a slacker and that you suck and he hates you," she said "now would you be so kind to hit the road and never set foot here? Thanks."

She then slammed the front of your ex-apartment door in your face. So here you are cold and alone, and you have no other place to go. That's unless your best friend has a spare room for you tonight. You grabbed your remains and headed to your friend's house and explain your predicament. You just hope she won't blow your situation out of proportion.

Few hours later

"So she just dropped most of your stuff and made you leave?!" asked your best bro Rainbow dash.

"Well those were what's left the rest of my stuff she either sold or just burned them." you stated.

"Same thing man geez, I can't believe that whore would not only make you leave but also seduced your boss to fire you!" Dash screeched and then tossed her chair to a random location leaving a very large dent on the wall of her living room.

Yup this is you best friend and bro Rainbow dash you can't believe you two met in in elementary school. you remember that she was your class bully and during your lunch time she demanded your sandwich. she was wearing a plane cyan t-shirt and red shorts when she walked towards you. Those colors seem to be the only thing that she wears, the only odd thing was that her hair was a natural well everything.

"hey squirt!" she shouted "give me your sandwich or else you get my knuckle sandwich." she threatened

"No it's mine my mom made my favorite so you can not have it." you retorted

"Oh yeah?" said Dash the Bully

"Yeah" you stated

Dash then proceeded to push you off your seat then sat and ate your food. You did not take kindly to that so you got back up then pushed her off to redeem your prize. Not after two bites did she got up from the floor then grabbed your collar and were face to face with her. You weren't afraid of cooties but your face was beat red to know you like girls in such a young age. You waited for her to hit you but instead giggled and then gave you a grin.

"your alright kid, if ever your in trouble just give me a shout and I'll be there to help." Dash stated. You then gave her half your sandwich and finished lunch, to this day you both know each other so well that you thought she was like a sister to you. Heck you even told her that to her face, she then punched your face then did not talk to you for 3 weeks you still don't know why but it's water under the bridge.

Going back the present you that is now also seeing the present day Rainbow dash about to break another chair.

"calm down dash please don't be upset." you said putting a hand on her shoulder.

She seemed to always get like this when ever something bad happens to you, she becomes so enraged and violent that the only way to calm her down is by your touch.

"B-but fine I'm sorry" Dash apologized

"It's okay I just need to find a place to crash till I can get a job" you reassured her, but that really won't be happening, you tried to find jobs around the city but they seem to always turn you down the moment they heard your name and face.

"I'm sorry too, you see I'm moving away from here and to my old house." Rainbow said

(Great just great) "And I'm just wasting your time, don't worry I leave I'll find another place to stay." you said

you began to get up on your feet to walk to her front door when you felt a tug on your sleeve to find her hand stopping you from moving.

"Hold on geez let me finish you complete dipstick." Rainbow dash said she let go of you arm and you waited for her to say something.

"Even if I'm moving doesn't mean I'll leave you like this." dash said with a hurt expression on her face

"Look if you want a place to stay then come move in with me to my old house it will be perfect trust me." she said

You were skeptical at first but then looked at your options your jobless and homeless, oh and don't forget broke to. Given your situation you might not want to be picky. It's just living alone with a girl makes your face completely red even if it's your bro Rainbow dash.

"Look just think about it in this way you go to another town, get a job their, get the money you need and then get your own pad." she stated

You were on the fence here actually on one hand you might start out fresh and meet new friends, on the other hand you were not really comfortable going to a place were you never heard of. You asked when you were still knowing each other where she lived and then told you where she lived at this town called Ponyville she also told you about her beast friends saying that they were her only best friends before you came along that is. When she was about to talk about her parents was when she was silent till the bell rang and you two had to go to class. She never spoke to you after that day and forgot what you were talking about yesterday and never plan to tell her to this day.

You looked outside seeing the rain pouring down even heavier and then looked your stuff that are still wet from the weather. Do you really think you can say no to this opening? Were you stupid enough not to agree to her offer? You were still not sure when you turned to her face that really stopped your body from moving. she was about to cry and you hated girls crying, does she really want you to come with her you asked your self if so then you really have no choice.

"Please can't you just say yes?" Dash pleaded a few tears streaking from eyes she then grabbed your hand with both of hers and clamped them shut on your hand.

"I don't want to leave you all alone here, just thinking about it hurts me ." Dash said she then started to close the gap between you and her then hugs you tightly. " if anything happens to you here i don't know what I'll do."

Hearing her say such meaningful things to you really pushed over the line. you grabbed both her shoulders gently prying off her from you which she did not like, and then gave your answer to her.

"I accept, Rainbow Dash I want to go with you."

"Really oh thank you thank you, you won't regret it it's awesome their well not has awesome as me but you'll understand when we get their."

"Great then let me ready my stuff most of it is really unclean so I should fix it before we go." You turned around and crouched to get you belongings in check when you felt two arms grabbed you from behind.

"You won't regret it, it'll be heaven for you just trust me." said rainbow dash, she then slowly kissed your ear till she went towards your ear lobe and bit it making you slightly moan.

"Dash what are you doing?" you asked her

"shhh it's ok just relax it'll be ok." Rainbow then proceeded to uncurl her arms away from you body leading you to step towards her bedroom.

You wanted to question her advances but then summed it up to her drinking to much again, you then proceed to fix all you stuff to be ready for your moving to Ponyville.

Not only 5 minutes of preparing did you feel like a solid object strike the back of your head leaving you on the floor tasting copper and having your eyes blurry from your attacker kneeling in front of your face. You could not see his or her image because of your slight daze but felt your failed killer's hand on your face caressing your hair and brushing some off your eyes.

"Go to sleep." the voice said sounding loving, caring and most of all sadistically twisted. You start feeling your eye lids were heavy like lead and started to close by themselves. Trying to fight off the sleep and to get up of the blood stain floor to escape and get help. Unfortunately your attacker came to the same conclusion, then proceeded to lift the heavy object to the air to hit again.

"Go to sleep" the voice said the owner of the voice, who again swung the weapon down to your head a second time bringing you nothing to see but darkness.

chapter 2 awakening (kinda)

You awoke only a few minutes after a hand pushed you from what you thought was your eternal sleep. You were in a large black truck in the middle of the road. Your belongings was not with you when you awoke but that's not important right now; what's really important is that your alive and well and that's just great for you.

"Hey get ready were almost there." Rainbow Dash said looking back to the road so she won't get in an accident.

"Wait hold on, weren't we in your house a few moments ago?" you questioned.

"What are you talking about?" asked Rainbow Dash "When I was done fixing my clothes I decided to check if you were done and found you on the floor sleeping like you got out from a massive party."

"So are you telling me I was asleep the whole time?"

"Yeah you were pretty tired when you came to my house, don't you feel a bit sleepy?" she asked

You can't seem to argue with her there, you do seem tad sluggish, sleep deprived would be the best explanation. Which is odd by the look of the outside road the sun is starting to come out now. You remember having to visit her at around one in the afternoon so how can you still be sleepy. A hand gently touched your shoulder snapping out of your thoughts, you look back at Dash to her looking at you with a comforting gaze and a gentle smile as well.

"You should go back to sleep, you really need it." Rainbow dash said

"Maybe you're right I should go to- wait what did you say?"

"What, I said go to sleep."

Those three words rang inside your head making you remember the nightmare you had. They weren't nightmares after all, they really happened, and you know it to be true.

"Dash did you have someone come over to your house before I arrived?" you asked trying to get some answers from your friend.

"No why are you asking?"

"Just tell me. Was there a guy you invited before me?" you asked again pressing forward in to your question.

"Wait I don't know what your- oh I see what your getting at."

"Finally you understand so tell me."

"Look I know we haven't seen each other for a while before you came to me for help, but really you should not be jealous over nothing."

"Exactly so I just wanted to- wait NO!" you shouted having a red blush on your face

"What I'm saying is someone must have broken in your house before you left to your room, I was about to be killed did you not see the blood or who ever tried to kill me?"

"What are you babbling on about you just sleeping on the floor like an idiot, and their is no blood when I found you only drool that was messing up my clean floor."

You wanted to have a argument but then checked your head if it was really their. putting your hand to where the injury is supposed to be you find nothing their at all let alone a scratch.

"That's impossible I mean I swear I felt the pain, saw and tasted my own blood how is this possible?"

"Could your mind be playing tricks on you, you are homeless, broke, and jobless a person can't handle so much in one day."

"It just seems so real and very painful"

"Look your tired so get some rest, I will wake you up when we get there so don't worry about the details." she assured you

Deciding to not pursue this any longer you decided to look out your window to look at passing objects till you started to drift back to sleep. Before you can grasp sleep once again you start to see something not once but more then you can call coincidence. Their was a large rock with a sun and a moon painted on the center, you can't seem to shrug it off, how can you when you passed by it multiple times even though Dash said she was driving for hours.

A few moments later

A hand pushed you once again to wake you up but you just waved it away to get more sleep. The hand just seem to try again but with more force though you just turn away from it again and ignore it.

"Wow Dash, he sleeps more then you and that that's not a complement."

"Hey he had a rough time give him some slack, and beside after he is awake I'm hitting the hay."

"Why would you hit hit hay silly just go to sleep on your bed instead."

"No Pinkie I mean- you know what, yeah Pinkie it was silly of me to actually hit the hay."

"Don't forget to get every thing ready Pinkie."

"I know you love parties so let's give him a big warm welcome to Ponyville"

"umm girls"

"Now hold on dears let's just hold on here do we know who he is, I mean sure he looks very mmm handsome but let's not forget to wake him first."

"umm girls he waking up."

"We did not forget him Sugarcube we just want every thing to be special for him when he wakes up."

"I'm sure I can find a book on how to wake someone though that's in to erotic section and I don't see any other way."

"Oh oh oh I'll do it. Pick me."

"I will gladly wake him from his slumber with my expertise."

"Girls he's starting to wake up."

"Hold up who said any of you can wake him like that, if any body is doing it it's going to be me!"

" Don't see it's really fair here you had him all to yourself why can't we have are time with him?"

"Just cause, now hand over some tips from that book of yours egghead and make it a nice one."

"Girls he starting to move his eyes now."

"Ok one don't call me that and two Applejack is right it's not fair."

"What! Twilight are you serious?!"

"Don't shout out so loud you might wake him and we don't want that yet now do we?"

"Give me a break Rarity, you just want to have him all to yourself!"

"Now don't be so rude Rainbow Dash we haven't asked if Futtershy want a piece of him to."

"Fine then what do you want to do with him shy and speak up louder we can't hear."

" I think she already spoke out her mind out to you all." you said look upward to find your best friend but also five really cut, sexy, and definitely HOT women that are looking at you.

"Oh he's awake yay! now let's get started, I'm-"

"Pinkie right?" you asked

"OMC! are you psychic if so then can you read my thoughts, of course you can I bet you know exactly what I'm thinking about right? Right?!"

"Umm a party right? and how it's for me."

"WOW you really are psychic I'll be right back hold on!" she then stormed out off the room and left you and the others to a awkward silence.

"Well let us Introduce us to you I am-"

"Twilight right?"

"Twilight 'Sparkle' so your half right."

"So let me get your names down." you point your hand to each one in the room to know their correct names.

"Applejack right?, nice to meet you."

"Howdy partner, nice to see you to."

You then point to the next girl near Applejack.

"Rarity, and may I say thank you for you complement it's nice to see some person appreciate my looks." you said then looked at Rainbow Dash to let her know the last part of your sentence was aiming at her.

"Nothing of it I happen to have an eye for quality and I do say you show do have quality." she said then gave you a wink

You blushed dark red then pointed to the last girl who was hiding her face in her hair.

"You must be Fluttershy, I like your name it suits you very perfectly." you complimented her

Her face became completely red but you still saw a very cute smile on her face from what you said to her.

"T-thank y-you very much, your very sweet." Fluttershy said

Getting all their names down you picked yourself up to get a better view from each one of them. Needless to say you were glad see what they fully look like. Each one of them alone was drop dead gorgeous by themselves. Sure they had on regular cloths well minus Rarity who is wearing a pure white dress. Twilight had on a school uniform that you never seen from any school you been to. Applejack was wearing what any cowgirl would wear with a signature country hat as well had tan skin but most of her skin was pale but was covered in her clothes.Then for Fluttershy she had a green long skirt and a bright yellow sweater that seem to fit her pretty well, actually each one of their cloths seem to match their personalities pretty well. For Rainbowdash she just had her signature cyan t-shirt and her navy blue jeans on that did not really catch an to you until you finished gawking at her friends.

"Now that we got all that down let's see pinkie pie about how your party is going." Twilight said

"Party but I just been here for what a few minutes, I'm not sure it's possible for her to round up every single person in town for a person they don't know." you said

"You'd be surprised what she can do Sugercube, just walk out of the room and in to the next one." replied Applejack

Giving her the benefit of a doubt you walked to the door pinkie walked out of and opened it to get to the next room. needless to say you should start preparing when you are wrong, Pinkie seemed to actually invite every person of Ponyville to meet you.

"SUPRISE!" shouted everyone in the party said to you

"Who, what how did this even?" you questioned

"SUPRISE!" shouted Pinkie from behind you

"When did you get behind me?"

"Secret surprise trick silly!" Pinkie then took a party hat out of no where and attached it to your head, she then pushed you to the center of the room where every single person stopped their talking and looked directly at you like your the most important thing their in the room.

"H-hello everyone I'm new here and hope we all can be friends." you said

The room started to burst with noises and then people started to crowd around you touching you and talking over each other just to speak with you. Though out the party it seemed you were the center off attention,the popular guy, the only person they seem to only want to talk to, and you actually seemed to enjoy it.

For what seemed like hours of non stop partying and unstoppable touching from every person you pass by from the party seemed to die down. One by one did every one left to get to their homes and wished me a goodnight from each individual. Rainbowdash also said that it's getting late and told you to get some rest because both of you had some unpacking to do.

"Well it was fun guys but me and Dash should go back to the truck to get some sleep." you said

"Why? you and Dash are already at you house." Stated Fluttershy

"Really then I was asleep in our house already?"

"Yup but don't worry were visiting tomorrow to help you adjust to staying here!" Pinkie said helping you clean the rest of the party remains.

"I should go back to my farm to rest up, got some choirs to do and I should rest up."

"Wait Applejack, can I visit you at your farm when me and Dash are done unpacking?" you asked

"Sure if your looking for a job then I'll be happy to lend you one, me and my family need some help time to time."

"Thank you Applejack I really need a job."

"You know if your looking for jobs we can give you some tasks we need done but are to busy to do ourselves." Rarity suggested.

"That will be appreciated thank you, all of you." you said

"No problem, now if you excuse me I need some beauty sleep ta~ta dear." Rarity left first then Twilight who gave you a book on someone called "daring doo".

"Dash said you like adventure books, I'm sure you will enjoy the story." Twilight then waved good by and left the house

Applejack gave you the time to meet her for the job then left following Pinkie pie and then lastly Fluttershy who said her good bye and speed walked away with a small blush on her face from talking to you.

You and Dash said your good night and asked where you should sleep. She said that your guest room was still messy so the attic was the best place for you to stay for the night. Grabbing a spare pillow and blanket from her you proceeded to to her attic to start unpacking.

Taking your time to look at the temporary living quarters you find that the only thing in here Is a single mattress and a wooden desk with dust covered all over it. Being curious you walked near the desk and wiped away the dust off of it. touching the wooden texture did your fingertips were on top of some circle shaped button on the desks right end corner, pressing it caused a loud click making you wonder where it came from.

At the left corner of your attic was a old tape recorder with cobwebs and scuff marks all over it. Wondering what it has you reached out your hands to grab it and pressed the play button on the recording, needless to say you were shocked to hear what's on it.

It started out as static but soon you heard ear splitting screams and gun shots, thinking if that's what it only has you were about to stop it when you heard a males ragged voice.

"Dammit they got him, SHIT SHIT SHIT!" He shouted

After several labored breaths he stared talking again. "I thought this place was like heaven beautiful nature, lively music, best damn food I ever tasted, and don't get me started on the women."

"I'm just being nostalgic I'm sorry but that slice of heaven became a vile taste in my mouth now, it all changed so fast and scary the nature became twisted and ruined, the music became painful to hear, and the women oh god help us they changed so much I wonder if this is starting to be like hell." he whimpered slightly from his ranting's

"Listen to me when I say this ok? Don't look for me, what ever you do don't find me I'm sorry to say I'm probably dead."

You seem to be stunned at that last statement but kept silent to hear what he has left to say.

"The only thing I can tell you are two things, the first is to find more of these messages there scattered across town but please don't attract the attention of who lives in Ponyville, their also trying to find them get the recordings before they do you understand?"

Your slightly confused by this but you can't really question a disembodied voice from a possible dead man now can you.

"The second is once you find all of these recordings then run, RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN!" he shouted

"I think I have enough time to say who I am my name-" you start to here loud banging and screaming that sounded more animalistic then human which made your blood run cold, and by his silence so did his.

"Oh dear lord they found me I got to hide this quick, please who ever listens to this, whoever might still have a chance to escape run!"

The recording cuts off the moment he shouted those last words did you really feel like you should just go outside and run all the way home. dropping the machine you dashed to grab the keys to the truck in the living room and get out of here did you start to feel a slight dizziness incase your entire body. Your eyes became blurry, your ears ringing with noises you can't descried, and the taste of copper filled your entire taste buds did you collapsed in the staircase not only two steps to the ground floor.

"Go to sleep." the mysterious voice said

You try to get up but again felt your whole body collapsed by a heavy force that seems to be on top of your body. Sleep soon to take over your mind and you slowly drift to what ever sleep induced nightmare it wants you to be in.

"Go to sleep." the voice again repeated

You shut your eyes and soon drifted to darkness.

chapter 3 Apple farm secrets

"Alright set It right here." said Dash instructing you to set the last wooden cup cabinet in the kitchen.

"Man, this is heavy why can't you help me here Dash?" you asked her

"I am helping, I'm just instructing you to put where we should put everything in our house."

"Yeah, Yeah, what ever you say you royal pain." you said "Atleast your better then my last boss."

"Please he can't even give directions out of a paper bag." Rainbow dash said

"Hey, am I done yet? I need to go to sweet apple acres to see, If I can get a part time job there." you told her.

You have been doing the heavy moving since six in the morning, and since you can't fall asleep anymore you might as well go to Applejack for work.

"Right now? don't you atleast want to hang out for a bit like we did before we just move here?" she asked hope laced into her words trying to make you stay.

"I can't I need to make sure the job fits me, so I can make a schedule for every time I work their." you then proceeded to go to the attic to get yourself fresh clean cloths to wear. The funny thing is that your guest room is still pretty full and messy. You were really looking forward to start cleaning it up even though Dash said that their some sort of infestation and it needs to be fumigated to get them all.

"Listen when I'm done working for Applejack I'll make sure I go straight home, and we can do all the fun we did when we were kids Deal?" you asked her.

"Deal!" she said happily. "but you better remember or else your going to be sorry." Rainbow dash then gave you a glare then proceeded to go to her room.

Walking out of your shared house you proceeded to walk toward the farm of sweet apple acres. Rainbow dash's home is across the town and you need to cross Ponyville to get to the farm. 'Hey don't you think it's strange that you can't seem to recall how you have no injuries when you fell from the stairs?" you told yourself.

"Rainbow said we were just to tired to keep our footing, causing us to fall down the stairs." you told yourself.

"you intend to just believe that?" asked your inner voice in your head.

"Oh hell no! This place is hiding something, and if that man in the tape recorder is telling the truth then we better find a way out."

"I'm pretty sure he is telling the truth after what we heard on the recording."

"Than we need to find the rest of the recorded messages soon, if we don't want to end up the same fate as he did."

"That's going to be harder then we think, how can we do that when we already lost the first message."

"Damn we forgot! Rainbow just said we were to tired to remember what happened last night."

You also remember asking what happened to the desk that was in your attic because it was no longer their. Not even leaving any dust marks on the floor showing if it had been removed out of the house.

"What desk? their was nothing but that bed up here." she said "Maybe you feel better sleeping in the couch down stairs"

You can't really complain since you have this odd sluggish feeling you had at the car driving down here. Sleeping at the couch did help you have some peace in mind before you hade to do heavy lifting around six.

"That was before she told us it was after we woke up and went back to sleep on the couch. She said she doesn't want us getting hurt again so she insisted in staying in the living room for the night."

* The real worst part is whoever "They" are. Took anything that might help us with are little mysrtery.*

"Well we can't tell Rainbow even if She Barely lived here, she's still was born here so we can't trust her yet." you said

"Trust who?"

"Oh trusting the- Wait. Pinkie! how did you find me and did you ease drop on me?" you asked scared what might happen if she told anyone else on your secret.

"Ease drop? you were talking to yourself not realizing your in Ponyville silly." Pinkie then giggled at your stupidity.

Looking around yourself, you have been in the middle of Ponyville's Market selling fresh vegetables and Wears to customers. Speaking about customers they are also to be wearing some..... very tight garments. some had small skirts, others had on sleek stocking and high heels, but they all seem to be showing very large cleavage. You even looked at Pinkie that made your mouth that is already dropped but also drool. She was wearing pink stripped stockings, short frilly pink skirt, and a very tight pink tank top that shows her stomach and most of her breasts.

"Like what you see?" Pinkie said sultry and giggled at your blushed expression.

"Well I um you see that what your wearing is very s-sexy." you said deepening your blush from your complement you said to her.

"Thanks that's super duper nice of you to say that!" she then walked close to you and grabbed your right arm. Having her large breasts press against you. Her soft globes rubbing against you made the lower part of you grow every second they touch you.

"Pinkie! I need to go to Sweet Apple Acres so I can't stay long to chat!" you said averting your eyes away from her perky boobs.

Hard to say you've rather look at her chest then directly at her face. Because what you said really made her go quiet. Pinkie's face had this neutral expression, her smile no longer there, and her eyes had slightly darkened and lost her bright luster. She was all happy smiles not two seconds ago, is she that mad that your not hanging around her?

You were about to ask her what's wrong but she dropped your arm then looked away from you. Hating to end this in a sour note you tell her that when you are done with your business with Applejack you'll talk to her afterward.

"Pinkie promise?" she asked still having that neutral expression

"Promise" you stuck out your right hand and put out your pinkie finger and connected yours to her pinkie finger.

"What's this?" she asked

"A pinkie promise." you told her

"No, it goes cross my heart swear to fly stick a cup cake in my eye" she then proceeded to take two cup cakes out of no where and gave one to you.

"O-ok well then we'll make a double pinkie promise then, one from our pinkie finger's and one with your Promise."

(gasp) "WOW!" I did not think of that!" she shouted excitedly. Her neutral emotion no longer there, replaced with a happy smile and bright blue eyes.

*At least she's happy again* you thought

"Ok so here I go cross my heart swear to fly stick a cup cake in my eye." you both then simultaneously put cup cake on each others eye sealing the promise.

"(giggle) That is super fun I never tried that really only my pinkie promise." Pinkie said

"I guess that's that, I should get going then bye Pinkie." you waved go bye then walked to Apple Acres. Wiping out frosting off your eye.

"Wait!" Pinkie shouted

You stopped to wait for what she has to say but felt a soft warm pair of firm lips on your chick leaving Bright pink lipstick.

"Hope we get to hang out more often bye~" she left with a large blush on her face and left.

You stood their paralyzed by this turn of events then walked in silence with a goofy grin on your face. She was the first girl in this town that has shown slight affection to you making your heart flutter with joy. Though you seem to not get her eyes out of your head. Not the happy bright blue crystal eyes of hers. It was her emotionless eyes that really left you speechless, they were cold, distant, and maybe had a hint of malice in them when you were trying to get away from you.

*Probably our imagination* your inner monologue said

"Probably is not really helping us with these sudden changes with the town. Now then, we should hurry before Applejack gets upset." you then walked back to the road that leads to her farm.

*Hey is it me or were her boobs a lot bigger the first time we met her?*

"Not just her either I notice that every single women here also seem to have larger size breasts." you said looking at each female that you walk by. Each girl you pass seem to also have looked at you a little longer to. Stopping whatever they were doing before you passed them.

*this town gets creepier and creepier, don't you think?*

Judging by how things turn out the moment you arrived only proved your statement about this place they call 'perfect'.

Later that same day

Arriving to Sweet Apple Acres made you question if the job is worth it. But one look of the place made you speechless at their front gate. Mile and miles of large trees with bright red juicy looking apples just dying to be eaten. Even the barn looked incredible with their large wooden doors, their freshly looking coating of red and the smell of pine needle in the air was wonderful.

"Took you long enough." came a southern voice from a distance

You look back at her to tell her of what happened at town earlier but stopped yourself when looking at her. She was in what any country farmer wears but they seem a bit more.... showing at best. With her cut off short jeans showing off her slender but muscular legs, her red and black checker board dress shirt tied at the waist showing her slender thin stomach including her wide hourglass hips. Just trying to not look was hard work itself you can only describe her in only one word that suits her.

"Breathtaking" you said softly

She heard you say that to her, making her blush at what you said to her and her appearance. Pushing down her hat to make you not look at her flustered face she told you to work at the eastern wing of her orchards. You won't be alone though since she will be helping you on how to do the job including how much she is paying you.

Not five hours of working did you start breaking a sweat making you question once again if this is worth the pay. Turning behind you, you see Apple Jack also sweating a storm. Taking off her hat to wipe away the sweat from her head but some still dripping down to her almost exposed chest. Once again you go back to getting apples off the trees determined to have this job.

After another hour or so did she tell you to take a break, saying that she need to check on some things back to her house. Leaving you to explore what else the farm has.

"Heard from my granny that my sister is making trouble again crusading. Just kill some time when I'm and we can get back to work." Applejack walked down the trail to her house and left you to do....... whatever you do.

Minutes later

Trees, trees, and oh look more trees! Their seems nothing else is here but just more trees and nothing else out of the ordinary. You walk near a tree and pull out an apple and started chowing down till it's just an apple core. Tossing it to no where particular you hear a loud *thunck* coming from the direction where you tossed the apple core from.

Following the sound you stumble upon a abandoned farm it's barn door old and decaying. the hinge's rusted and degrading. Seems it has not been used for years, maybe ages even. You were going to tell Applejack about this old farm when a glint was coming on the top of the barn's window.

*Are we really going inside a run down barn for what might be some wild goose chase?* you asked yourself

"Better then just standing here." you said walking inside the barn

You thought the outside was bad, the inside is WAY worse then outside. Cobwebs covering everything inside that you have to wipe away just to see where your going. Finding the latter was even harder then using it being it is all rotten and looking to be to fragile to even stand on. Not having any other choice though you used it to get to the second floor only to have it break and fall to the floor when you were at the top.

*Now what? we can't go down now.*

"There was a pulley system near the window before we entered. I think we can use that to get to the bottom." you said looking for the object of mystery that made you come here.

For what seems to be hours you finally see the Glint of what you are looking for. Quickly retrieving it and leaving was all that was on your mind not even looking at what was also holding it.

Holding the recording was a decaying body still gripping it like it was it's souls trying to leave the body.

Screaming like a real man (Not really, you scream like a bitch) you ripped it from its cold dead hands making the figure fall to the floor with a loud *thud* and only leaving you with ragged breath.

*Dude that was some scary shit, LET'S GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!*

"We need to play this first to see what it says though."

*FINE! play it and let's go! our scream might have attracted some attention that stole our first recording.*

Pressing the play button you here quiet crying and whimpering, pressing forward a few seconds you press play to here what it says.

"Who ever has found this I'm pretty sure I bit the dust." Looking down the dead body on the floor confirmed what he said in the recording.

"They tricked me, THEY TRICKED ALL OF US (quiet sobbing)"

"I wasn't alone, I had a little brother only 16 when we arrived, they gave one hell of a party. Hell even got admirers for me and my little bro with our party tricks and dancing."

"It was perfect here, for me and my brother, we lived a bad life back home but here we had a clean slate to start all over again, it was like a piece of heaven." he kept ranting on so you decided to fast forward a few minutes then paused and hit play.

"(cough)(cough) I'm not sure where or what happened to my brother all I remember was that we were knocked out by some weird whatever it is I don't know! ."

"When we came to we found we were in a dark room tied to separate chairs."

"He was so scared, so frightened, AND I COULDN'T STOP THEM FROM TAKING HIM!"

"I escaped not s;

ure if they found me but I'm not taking the chance, I'll stay here and slowly die from hunger."

"Who ever finds this message I g

ive you this." "Abandon all hope ye who enter here"

The recording stops after his final sentence either from the tape full or him drawing his last breath, either way he's dead.

*Wow that was some deep shit.*

"Yeah though I wonder what happened to his brother?" you asked

*More importantly do you smell something burning?"

"Yeah it smells like..... FIRE! WE NEED TO GO!"

The fire was rapidly growing at the bottom of the farm. Slowly setting fire to the second floor where you happen to be wiping away smoke from your sight.

You rush to the pulley and tied the end of the rope to your waist and descended to the bottom. Getting out of there to warn Applejack of what happened to her old farm. You were half way their when the rope suddenly jerked then stopped. Looking up your eyes go wide and full of fear, the rope was not stuck or to short, someone was holding the rope with one arm like it was nothing at all! (you way a bit heavy for any one to hold your weight)

The figure was wearing a bright white cloak with a sun insignia on the left side with what looked to have a horse with a horn and a wing. The lone figure then pulled out a curved knife and cut the rope making you fall to your death.

Time seems to slow down and you see to have your life flash before you like a movie. What seems to be forever of falling did you feel your entire body land on a cold hard surface. Your breath caught in your lungs but couldn't breath since your pretty sure your ribs are broken and pierced your lungs from the impact of the fall.

Here you are on the ground looking up the sky and seeing the barns smoke and ashes become one with the air floating away. You can't get up or else you might make your body feel even worse then it already is, plus you think your left leg is completely broken.

You lift your right arm in to the air reaching whatever that can help you. You wish you haven't because who touched your arm was none other then your killer kneeling in front of you. You can't even look at their face due to the hood shadowing them.

*Finishing us off then! Come on we dare you Bitch!*

"Please don't do this." you begged a tear fall down your face.

*AH you are such a little bitch!*

the figure then lifted an arm and slowly wiped away a single tear from your left eye and just stared at you, until sleep embraced you and dragged you to what to be your final rest.

"Go to sleep" the mysterious voice once again told you. Leaving you with your final thought.

*It's you. I finally know who your voice is, to bad their is nothing I can do now.*

Mystery P.O.V

As I stare into his peaceful slumber watching his breath slowly rise and then fall made me just want to stare at him forever. He coughed out blood that made me snap out of my daze and wiped away the blood off his mouth. I was going to wipe it off my hand but stopped myself, I stared at my blood smeared hand and then stuck my tongue out and licked it completely off, leaving saliva on my now clean hand.

I shivered at the taste, feeling a warm sensation develop between my legs. I haven't had this sensation for years which made me want him more and more!

"You are the one" I said dreamingly then licked his face then slowly kissed his lips.

"You will be the one to give us your children" I said then left him their. With the fire and the smoke, others will see him giving him medical attention.

I did not worry for his health because I will make sure for him to have the most well cared at the hospital. If the staff who works their knows what's good for them that is. I turned once again seeing him still lay their like a prince waiting for his hero to wake him from his slumber with a true love's kiss or my maybe something more....... pleasurable.

"Go to sleep" I said to him and walked away before I heard voices getting closer the "accident" we caused.

'We are sure to meet again. And when we do. I will do every thing in my power for you to fall in love with us in my kingdom' I thought and disappeared in to the orchard and tell my sister to visit him at the hospital before he awakens.

Dreams don't come true!

"Shit where falling again!" you screamed flailing your arms to try to slow down your decent.

*Let's just give up and stop fighting this. Just sit back, relax, and get ready to tongue kiss the reaper when we meet her.* your inner voice said.

"How about you do that in our head, while I scream for our upcoming second death that sound like a plan?"

*Sure! now get to screaming while I keep practicing*

You take a deep breath and restarted to scream all over again. It was really sudden to be falling after your first fall leaving broken and drowning in you own blood. leading you to this endless darkness that seems to be no surface to go splat on. It was bad enough you couldn't solve this mystery behind the town you lived in, and now it's gone to shit when you died and started falling to god knows what. All in all it's pretty much a GAME OVER for you.

For what seemed to be hours and hours of screaming and falling did you felt a light tap, then a hard slap to your face leaving a red hand mark and a painful sting sensation that followed it.

"If thou art done creaming like a filly then get up, your even louder then I am, and that is saying much." said the cloaked figure looking down at you. The person was wearing a deep dark cloak that blended in with the darkness around the both of you but still able to show the shape of the person who is wearing it. Details of the cloak was blue lines at the center and at the right side of the dark shrouded cloth was a moon with a blue colored horse with a horn and wings.

*Dude that so reminds me of something totally important with what happened to us!* Your inner voice said.

"That's great! tell me quick I can't seem to remember." You whispered .

*No idea! so let's talk to this dark cloaked figure that resembles someone that might be important to this whole mystery. maybe. I don't know. probably. *

You picked yourself up and thanked your savoir, then told the person who you are and how you got in to this mess in the first place.

"Tis a shame to find such a innocent one such as thyself to be in such a state." "But I digress let me introduce myself since thy did the same, I am Princess Luna ruler of thy beautiful night and care taker of dreams!" She shouted blowing hot air and bits of spit hitting your face.

"Well Luna, can I call you Luna?"

"Thou can yes."

"It will be a great help if you can show me your face if you don't mind me asking."

"Do not be sorry, I shall remove my hood to show thee my face it will only take a moment."

Lifting both hands to her hood she removed her hood to make you see her face a lot better. Boy were you glad to have asked her that. She was a completely a eleven out of ten on the beautiful meter of yours! Her face was completely pale white and her lips had on a blue lipstick making it all clean and shiny, and the most interesting was her hair! It was all wavy like the air was caressing it even though there was no air to begin with! The hair even had stars and constellations in it blowing your mind on how impossible it should be.

To keep it short she was the most beautiful women you had your eyes on. Looking at her face so long made her blush and turned away from you snapping out of your daze. Making you also look like a total fool to her!

*Great man just great! You just had to be a pervert to the first dream girl we ever met!*

"It's not my fault she just so.....so.....wait did you say dream?"

"Yes I said this is all but a dream." Luna said.

"Oh um well. Yes I was talking to you, not me I mean that will be just silly ha ha ha." You said to Luna hoping to not make her think your crazy.

*You are crazy though.* Said your inner voice.

"Shut up" You whispered.

"Excuse me?" She asked raising her eye brow.

"I mean, so this is all a dream right? Does that mean I am still alive? You asked.

"Tis true thou art still alive but still in very critical condition to wake up yet." Luna answered.

"Oh thank god!" You said.

"What is this 'God' you thank for? Wasn't I the one you just thanked?"

"No it wasn't like that it was about......hold up you don't know who 'God' or any other religions like Buddha or any other forms of Gods ?" You asked baffled of what she doesn't know.

Luna was about to answer you question when a giant shaking disrupted her answer to you. She then slowly dissolved from her feet to the chest up and is still disappearing in to oblivian.

"I am sorry for the short goodbye, but you are about to awaken to the real world!" She shouted.

"WAIT! You still haven't answered most of my question even the questions I was about to tell you!" You tried to grab any part of her that you can still touch but only phased out of your grasp.

"Do not worry! In time we will meet and hopefully we can see each other for the better."

"Can you at least answerer one more question? before I wake up." You asked her.

"Say it quickly!" She shouted.

"If this is a dream then are you just a dream or are you really real!?" You said.

Luna only smiled at you, her face starting to disappear from your eyes only uttering out a single word to you.

"Yes" She said before finally leaving you in your dreams.

The darkness that was in your dream world slowly had cracks giving off bright warm lights shining down on you. Lights were beginning to grow shattering the darkness making you fall again and being engulfed by the light.

REAL WORLD

Waking up with a sharp gasp you looked around to find out where you are. Alcohol and floor cleaner were the only smell that hits your nostrils making you cover your nose with two fingers. All around you had white every where. White walls, white floors, even white bed sheets that you are covered in. You are in a large looking hospital room with no other patients with you making the room even more bigger. The only thing that stands out was a large mirror at the right side of you filling up most of the wall showing your reflection.

To keep it short,you look like total shit.

You have bandages wrapped around your head and your neck, a cast on your arm and a cast on your leg as well. The only thing that seemed to really put you in a happy mood was names covering your casts including your friend Rainbow Dash and her friends it also looked like all of the names you know from the party signed their names too. All of it saying "Get well soon" and "Hope you get Better" covered your injured body.

The door in front of you clicked open showing a light pink hair entering inside your room to be nothing more but Fluttershy emerging from the door coming to check on you.

*Gasp*"Oh my goodness your finally awake!" Fluttershy then alerted the rest of her friends that you are ok to talk to now.

Not 1 minute later was your door pushed open to make way for Fluttershy and the rest of the girls to come rushing to you your side. Rapidly asking you questions on what happened to you.

"Darling you are finally awake oh thank the goddesses!" Rarity said trying not to faint from the sheer amount of excitement.

"You ok sugercube? I'm glad that your alive and awake." Said Applejack.

"Yeah it was really super duper scary to hear that you were in the hospital so I zoomed right on over to give you a get better soon party!" Shouted Pinkie Pie tears pouring down her face.

"IDIOT! I knew I should have followed you to Applejack at her farm and now looked what happened to you!" scolded Rainbow Dash.

"GIRLS! GIRLS! COME DOWN!" Said Twilight.

The room fell silent again making you sigh a relief with the sudden break from the loud noises.

"Now then let's let him talk about how he got here and then we can shout at him for being stupid agreed?" Asked Twilight.

"Agreed" They said in unison.

It seems it's going to be awhile before you can get some rest. Telling them what transpired you today only made you remember less and less of what happened to you. At least it you safe from harm and that what counts.

Mystery P.O.V

"WHERE IS SHE!" Screeched my sister out side of the viewing room looking at my student and her friends listening to their friends storyl of what happened to him.

"I am in this room Luna please no need to shout." I told her.

Luna kicked the door open nearly breaking it off it's hinges. Her face was distorted with Rage filling her expression and her eyes pointed daggers at me while she stomped her way to my face.

"HOW DARE THEE RIP ME FROM HIS SLUMBER SISTER!" Luna shouted with her royal counterlot voice.

"Be glad he can not hear you Luna since we are in a sound proof area of the hospital."

"It does not give thee the right for thy rude awakening celestia!" said Luna.

"Fear not Luna in time you and I will face him when the time is right, but right now we can only look from afar and keep watch of his actions."

"Fine then if thy need me I will head back to the castle," She walked away and neared the door before stopping and looked at me once again "But be warned sister we will have him first before you do!" she then slammed the door and left.

Turning back to the window i set my sights to the prize on the hospital bed telling how he became injured. Just staring at him for so long made my marehood excrete love juices. Slowly bringing my left hand between my legs to quell this sudden surge of pleasure before the door opened to have a nurse come to disrupt my alone time.

"Your majesty the 'Medicine' is ready for him." the nurse told me.

"Thank you nurse Red Heart,you may begin to enter his room to tell him his 'treatment plans' for his injuries."

She bowed and said "As you wish princess Celestia." And left me to my thoughts.

"These pills will make you see what you truly desire young man, even if they need to be forced down your throat." I said to myself while my hand began to pleasure the acheing in my yet loins. Making me have these naughty thoughts about the man in the bed fantasies that are driving me insane. Thinking of big plans in store for him and for my 'people' of Equestria.

weapons of missing destruction

THIS CHAPTER IS ATLEAST 1,000 WORDS SHORT BUT IT WILL SET THE PROBLEM FOR THE MAIN CHARACTER FOR A WHILE WITH HIS PERSINAL PERDICAMENT. ENJLOY THE CHAPTER!

"And that's the whole story of how I came to be injured, sorry if most it is hard to believe but it is all true honest." You said to your friends.

For what to be 6 minutes of telling them how it all started for you coming to the farm and how you found an old run down barn. You didn't tell them what you found though since you can't trust anyone from Ponyville especially Rainbow dash and the rest of her friends either. Telling them instead is that there was some spilled lamp oil that caught fire from some stray sparks in the farm, the reason that you also got injured was that the flames burned the rope making you all banged up in the process.

"The point is that your safe and away from anymore harm." Twilight said writing down notes on her notepad of your accident.

"And since you still bed ridden and all makes you unable to work." Stated Applejack.

"Does that mean I'm fired from the farm?" You asked her.

"No sugercube nothing like that, it's just that since your still hurt makes you...um-"

"Completely useless for work!" Shouted Rainbow.

"Thank you Dash! You really know how to put things down gently." You said.

"Whatever man just gives you a few days of nothing to do."

"But that still isn't alright for me to still be oh I don't know........DISSABLED!"

"Don't worry about that dear we asked the doctor, and she said that you are still able to be moved to your home and not stay at the hospital." Rarity said to you.

"That's great and all but I made a double pinkie promise to pinkie about spending time with her after I was done at work."

"What's a double pinkie promise?" Asked Fluttershy.

"It's a longer story then the barn fire story so let's not talk about that ok? Also I'm so sorry to not spend time with you pinkie, I hate to break a promise with a friend." You said averting your eyes from her.

"Don't worry about the details silly! I an still take you home on your wheel chair so that's fun!" Pinkie smiled.

"Speaking of home. When do I leave this hospital?" You asked them.

"When the nurse comes in to give you your medication." Twilight said to you.

Not 5 seconds after what Twilight said to you a nurse walked in to give you your medicine. Needless to say Women's nurse uniforms in Ponyvile are WAY more Showy then regular nurse uniforms. She was wearing black fish net stocking with white stiletto heels and white miniskirt with a tight dress shirt in which you can see her black bra barely holding her large ample breasts. Not to menschen her looks was way to hot to just be a regular nurse with her bright blue eyes, bright pink lipstick, and her light pink hair in a bun makes her more like a second skin character Valentine from Skull Girls.

*Oh Skull Girls! WHY THEY THE HOTTEST BITCHES!?* Your inner voice shouted.

"Shut up! We can't hear what she's saying to us." You muttered to yourself.

"Excuse me sir but are you listening? Asked the nurse.

"Yes I hear you um..... Miss?"

*Sigh*"Red Heart. Nurse Red Heart at your service, now with you medication I have them right here we also need you to come back once every week for you check up on how you are feeling." Nurse Red Heart then gave you your medication and the paper to sign out of the hospitable and helped you in your wheel chair and out the front door leading to town.

"Now remember to be more careful sir and to take your medicine every day at midnight make sure to take only 3 pills and visit the hospital once a week ok?"

"Yes Nurse Red Heart Understood." You said to her.

"Ok then, so who is going to walk him to his house?" The nurse asked.

"Can I roll him to your house Dah? CAN I?" Asked Pinkie pie.

"Fine pinkie just don't push him to fast ok?" Told Rainbow.

"OKEY DOKEY LOKEY! Hold on to your under wear!" Shouted Pinkie gripping your wheelchair handles and pushing you down the road to fast.

"WAIT PINKIE DON'T- AHHH!" You screamed trying not to get a heart attack Hearing only the wind rush your ears and pinkie's laughter drown out the screams from your other friends telling her to stop as she leads you home.

FIVE MINUTES LATER

When arriving at you and Rainbow's house trying to breath very calm, slowly, and not pissing your pants. Still in one piece from Pinkie's crazy ride of supposedly harmless fun you get help from Pinkie, Applejack, and Rainbow dash to your attic room. Asking why Rainbow's guest room is still not livable she said to you "I didn't get your room fumigated yet since there to busy with other serious problems in the town." They gently put you on your bed and to make sure to not put any pressure in you injured limbs as they move away from you.

"Alright girls let's give him some time alone in his room, he's been though enough for one day." Said Twilight pushing all her friends out of the door and closing it as she leaves but stops and looks back at you.

"Don't forget to take your pills at midnight just like the nurse told you." Reminded Twilight.

"Ok Dear don't worry about me just go and have fun." You told her.

She had a faint blush after hearing you say 'Dear' to her and stuck her tongue and closed the door, making you all alone in your room sulking on how your all busted. Not to busted to at least sit up on your mattress and think and talk to yourself (which is totally not crazy for you to do) of how to be prepared for the next turn of events.

*So. Here we are. Alone. Cold. No one to hold at night.* Your inner voice said.

"Just gives us time to stock up on what we have, we need to check our little 'stash' in our luggage."

*You mean where going to finally bringing a weapon with us for now on? Yes!*

"That's right I'm talking about guns like M16s, AK47s, 12 Gauge Shotguns the whole enchilada!"

*Talk about 'America Fuck Yeah' moment right here.*

"There going to think twice of crossing our path now! We just have to shimmy our way to our bags and.........their gone. Perfect."

*All of it!* Your inner monologue shouted.

"Our M16s.Gone. AK47s.Gone. even our trusty 12 Gauge shotgun. GONE!"

*Whelp looks like where dead. Again. This puts us out of the frying pan and in to...... whatever other hot substances that are out there.*

"We just need to look harder! Come on we can't loose hope here and now!"

For hours you searched every nook and cranny of all you bags and not a single weapon of yours sowed up, not even your melee weapons of assorted knives aren't in their.

*I can't believe this! All our hard work on saving up money to buy those guns all gone to waste! You had put up so many night shifts and take off vacation days just to work more to gain a lot of money for more weapons!*

"Where still missing a weapon besides those guns. You know our FMG9 the Folding Machine Gun remember?"

*Oh that. Well what did you say so it's right next to us the whole time we were crying our eyes out about whole 'they took all the weapons from us' speech remember?*

"What!?" You shouted rummaging though your wrinkled cloths to find a thin black plastic rectangle with a handle and flashlight attached to it.

"Why did you not tell me any of this?!"

*Because you didn't ask.* The voice in you head nonchalantly said.

*sigh* "On the other hand it seems that they don't know what this gun is making this an element of surprise for us." You said. Checking if it has any ammo you slide the release button on the side of the weapon releasing it to it's true form. The gun had a standard 9mm frame with a sturdy butt stock to control the rate of fire so it can be more accurate when firing the gun. Taking out the clip you recounted the bullets to make sure it has 30 bullets including one in the barrel, sliding it back in and setting it on safe, refolding it back to it's disguised shape and putting it under your pillow.

*well we at least got some leverage on our opponents so...... Yay?*

"No not 'Yay' we only have one clip, where up against god knows how many enemies we got in store for us."

*Can we think of that later look at the time we should go to sleep man I', to tired to think* *yawn*

Looking at the watch on your wrist you see it's 12 o'clock midnight, you need to take your pills before you go to sleep nurses orders. Resetting back you cloths to it's rightful places you take out our meds and swallowing only 3 you closed the bottle and laid down on your bed for peaceful sleep.

ONE HOUR LATER

Your tossing, turning and sweating bullets making you wake up and started looking around you for any problems around the darkened room. Looking to your right then left then up and down. There is nothing out of the ordinary, except the giant boner you have covered in your bed sheets.

*Well now! Is that a gun in our pants or our we glad their is no hooded killer in here?*

"No our gun is in the pillow, we just have to rub this off for few minutes before we fall asleep in our own fluids." You said.

*At least nothing else can get any more awkward right?*

"Yeah your right about that." You looked out your window and see the midnight moon light shine down on your room. It's radiant lights and size make it look like a large jewel in the sky, just reaching out your arm in front of it looks so small with the palm of your hands looks make more amazing.

"I wonder what Luna in doing right now?" You asked yourself.

"Why Don't you turn around and find out." Said a very familiar voice said behind you.

Turning around, your eyes grew with surprise of who your visitor is that is with you in the room. Her hair is still the same night style hair that blows in the non existing wind, her skin shining from the light of the room, and her light blue lips smiling gently at you all made the night more prettier.

*Dude she really is real!* You inner voice said still baffled of how it is all possible.

"Yeah man she really is here........oh shit." You muttered.

*Why man? She's here, still hot, and glad to be with you!*

"Did you forget the raging phallus under our covers?"

*Oh well then.......shit indeed.*

It seems you aren't getting that peaceful sleep after all, instead you get a hot princess in your room not noticing the giant boner you have that is right in front of her. To cut this short you just into a awkward situation that might turn really good or really bad.

"It is good to see thou is up in such a beautiful night, and Judging from thy crotch it seems thou art happy to see me also." Luna Said Slowly sauntered her way towards your bed.

Guess it's the good awkward situation for you for tonight!