man's heaven and hell

THIS CHAPTER IS ATLEAST 1,000 WORDS SHORT BUT IT WILL SET THE PROBLEM FOR THE MAIN CHARACTER FOR A WHILE WITH HIS PERSINAL PERDICAMENT. ENJLOY THE CHAPTER!

"And that's the whole story of how I came to be injured, sorry if most it is hard to believe but it is all true honest." You said to your friends.

For what to be 6 minutes of telling them how it all started for you coming to the farm and how you found an old run down barn. You didn't tell them what you found though since you can't trust anyone from Ponyville especially Rainbow dash and the rest of her friends either. Telling them instead is that there was some spilled lamp oil that caught fire from some stray sparks in the farm, the reason that you also got injured was that the flames burned the rope making you all banged up in the process.

"The point is that your safe and away from anymore harm." Twilight said writing down notes on her notepad of your accident.

"And since you still bed ridden and all makes you unable to work." Stated Applejack.

"Does that mean I'm fired from the farm?" You asked her.

"No sugercube nothing like that, it's just that since your still hurt makes you...um-"

"Completely useless for work!" Shouted Rainbow.

"Thank you Dash! You really know how to put things down gently." You said.

"Whatever man just gives you a few days of nothing to do."

"But that still isn't alright for me to still be oh I don't know........DISSABLED!"

"Don't worry about that dear we asked the doctor, and she said that you are still able to be moved to your home and not stay at the hospital." Rarity said to you.

"That's great and all but I made a double pinkie promise to pinkie about spending time with her after I was done at work."

"What's a double pinkie promise?" Asked Fluttershy.

"It's a longer story then the barn fire story so let's not talk about that ok? Also I'm so sorry to not spend time with you pinkie, I hate to break a promise with a friend." You said averting your eyes from her.

"Don't worry about the details silly! I an still take you home on your wheel chair so that's fun!" Pinkie smiled.

"Speaking of home. When do I leave this hospital?" You asked them.

"When the nurse comes in to give you your medication." Twilight said to you.

Not 5 seconds after what Twilight said to you a nurse walked in to give you your medicine. Needless to say Women's nurse uniforms in Ponyvile are WAY more Showy then regular nurse uniforms. She was wearing black fish net stocking with white stiletto heels and white miniskirt with a tight dress shirt in which you can see her black bra barely holding her large ample breasts. Not to menschen her looks was way to hot to just be a regular nurse with her bright blue eyes, bright pink lipstick, and her light pink hair in a bun makes her more like a second skin character Valentine from Skull Girls.

*Oh Skull Girls! WHY THEY THE HOTTEST BITCHES!?* Your inner voice shouted.

"Shut up! We can't hear what she's saying to us." You muttered to yourself.

"Excuse me sir but are you listening? Asked the nurse.

"Yes I hear you um..... Miss?"

*Sigh*"Red Heart. Nurse Red Heart at your service, now with you medication I have them right here we also need you to come back once every week for you check up on how you are feeling." Nurse Red Heart then gave you your medication and the paper to sign out of the hospitable and helped you in your wheel chair and out the front door leading to town.

"Now remember to be more careful sir and to take your medicine every day at midnight make sure to take only 3 pills and visit the hospital once a week ok?"

"Yes Nurse Red Heart Understood." You said to her.

"Ok then, so who is going to walk him to his house?" The nurse asked.

"Can I roll him to your house Dah? CAN I?" Asked Pinkie pie.

"Fine pinkie just don't push him to fast ok?" Told Rainbow.

"OKEY DOKEY LOKEY! Hold on to your under wear!" Shouted Pinkie gripping your wheelchair handles and pushing you down the road to fast.

"WAIT PINKIE DON'T- AHHH!" You screamed trying not to get a heart attack Hearing only the wind rush your ears and pinkie's laughter drown out the screams from your other friends telling her to stop as she leads you home.

FIVE MINUTES LATER

When arriving at you and Rainbow's house trying to breath very calm, slowly, and not pissing your pants. Still in one piece from Pinkie's crazy ride of supposedly harmless fun you get help from Pinkie, Applejack, and Rainbow dash to your attic room. Asking why Rainbow's guest room is still not livable she said to you "I didn't get your room fumigated yet since there to busy with other serious problems in the town." They gently put you on your bed and to make sure to not put any pressure in you injured limbs as they move away from you.

"Alright girls let's give him some time alone in his room, he's been though enough for one day." Said Twilight pushing all her friends out of the door and closing it as she leaves but stops and looks back at you.

"Don't forget to take your pills at midnight just like the nurse told you." Reminded Twilight.

"Ok Dear don't worry about me just go and have fun." You told her.

She had a faint blush after hearing you say 'Dear' to her and stuck her tongue and closed the door, making you all alone in your room sulking on how your all busted. Not to busted to at least sit up on your mattress and think and talk to yourself (which is totally not crazy for you to do) of how to be prepared for the next turn of events.

*So. Here we are. Alone. Cold. No one to hold at night.* Your inner voice said.

"Just gives us time to stock up on what we have, we need to check our little 'stash' in our luggage."

*You mean where going to finally bringing a weapon with us for now on? Yes!*

"That's right I'm talking about guns like M16s, AK47s, 12 Gauge Shotguns the whole enchilada!"

*Talk about 'America Fuck Yeah' moment right here.*

"There going to think twice of crossing our path now! We just have to shimmy our way to our bags and.........their gone. Perfect."

*All of it!* Your inner monologue shouted.

"Our M16s.Gone. AK47s.Gone. even our trusty 12 Gauge shotgun. GONE!"

*Whelp looks like where dead. Again. This puts us out of the frying pan and in to...... whatever other hot substances that are out there.*

"We just need to look harder! Come on we can't loose hope here and now!"

For hours you searched every nook and cranny of all you bags and not a single weapon of yours sowed up, not even your melee weapons of assorted knives aren't in their.

*I can't believe this! All our hard work on saving up money to buy those guns all gone to waste! You had put up so many night shifts and take off vacation days just to work more to gain a lot of money for more weapons!*

"Where still missing a weapon besides those guns. You know our FMG9 the Folding Machine Gun remember?"

*Oh that. Well what did you say so it's right next to us the whole time we were crying our eyes out about whole 'they took all the weapons from us' speech remember?*

"What!?" You shouted rummaging though your wrinkled cloths to find a thin black plastic rectangle with a handle and flashlight attached to it.

"Why did you not tell me any of this?!"

*Because you didn't ask.* The voice in you head nonchalantly said.

*sigh* "On the other hand it seems that they don't know what this gun is making this an element of surprise for us." You said. Checking if it has any ammo you slide the release button on the side of the weapon releasing it to it's true form. The gun had a standard 9mm frame with a sturdy butt stock to control the rate of fire so it can be more accurate when firing the gun. Taking out the clip you recounted the bullets to make sure it has 30 bullets including one in the barrel, sliding it back in and setting it on safe, refolding it back to it's disguised shape and putting it under your pillow.

*well we at least got some leverage on our opponents so...... Yay?*

"No not 'Yay' we only have one clip, where up against god knows how many enemies we got in store for us."

*Can we think of that later look at the time we should go to sleep man I', to tired to think* *yawn*

Looking at the watch on your wrist you see it's 12 o'clock midnight, you need to take your pills before you go to sleep nurses orders. Resetting back you cloths to it's rightful places you take out our meds and swallowing only 3 you closed the bottle and laid down on your bed for peaceful sleep.

ONE HOUR LATER

Your tossing, turning and sweating bullets making you wake up and started looking around you for any problems around the darkened room. Looking to your right then left then up and down. There is nothing out of the ordinary, except the giant boner you have covered in your bed sheets.

*Well now! Is that a gun in our pants or our we glad their is no hooded killer in here?*

"No our gun is in the pillow, we just have to rub this off for few minutes before we fall asleep in our own fluids." You said.

*At least nothing else can get any more awkward right?*

"Yeah your right about that." You looked out your window and see the midnight moon light shine down on your room. It's radiant lights and size make it look like a large jewel in the sky, just reaching out your arm in front of it looks so small with the palm of your hands looks make more amazing.

"I wonder what Luna in doing right now?" You asked yourself.

"Why Don't you turn around and find out." Said a very familiar voice said behind you.

Turning around, your eyes grew with surprise of who your visitor is that is with you in the room. Her hair is still the same night style hair that blows in the non existing wind, her skin shining from the light of the room, and her light blue lips smiling gently at you all made the night more prettier.

*Dude she really is real!* You inner voice said still baffled of how it is all possible.

"Yeah man she really is here........oh shit." You muttered.

*Why man? She's here, still hot, and glad to be with you!*

"Did you forget the raging phallus under our covers?"

*Oh well then.......shit indeed.*

It seems you aren't getting that peaceful sleep after all, instead you get a hot princess in your room not noticing the giant boner you have that is right in front of her. To cut this short you just into a awkward situation that might turn really good or really bad.

"It is good to see thou is up in such a beautiful night, and Judging from thy crotch it seems thou art happy to see me also." Luna Said Slowly sauntered her way towards your bed.

Guess it's the good awkward situation for you for tonight!