Interdimensional Pinkie Pies At Alicorn Pinkie Pie's Party
"Some things just don't mix well together." said Pinkie Pie in a brief voice over.
It was a year after the disastrous party of interdimensional Celestias, things didn't go very well. Alicorn Pinkie Pie's universe recovered quickly, unlike most of those fancy, narrative logic, 'better' made and supposedly 'realistic' universes that had to explain everything. Unfortunately the Celestias came from realistic universes, thus many were killed at the party and war broke out between hundreds of parallel universes, which claimed the lives of trillions of Ponies, Humans, Krogan and Cyborg Teletubbies across the Multiverse.
In prospective, that's an insignificant loss of life when you measure the infinite and ever expanding mass of the Multiverse. The Multiverse is naturally a chaotic place, however some universes are realistic, which means they are usually far more quieter, predictable and less crazy.
Every second, trillions of universes are created, no one knows exactly how. One thing is for sure, you can never conquer the Multiverse, for one day you'll bump into the wrong universe that should not have been disturbed. That or you invaded an universe that was part of an interdimensional alliance spanning trillions of universes. Who would most likely have responded to your attack by invading your universe with a vast army of a near infinite size to destroy you.
Alicorn Pinkie Pie's universe didn't have any backlash from any of the Celestias, she was after all an overpowered mary sue in combat, but had very poor intelligence. Luckily for Pinkie Pie, none of the Celestias she invited were not mary sues, so she had little to worry about.
Alicorn Pinkie Pie remained neutral in the war across the small area in the Multiverse, sure it broke her heart to see them killing each other, but she had her own problems to deal with.
Like just last week one of the versions of the interdimensional empire known as the Combine invaded her universe. Equestria wouldn’t last seven minutes without mary sue Alicorn Pinkie Pie's powers to protect them.
Pinkie Pie doesn't like fighting or killing, but when those big meanie Combine had shown up threatening to commit xenocide on her friends, she gets a little angry. The Combine foolishly entered the wrong universe, where they were killed by Alicorn Pinkie Pie, who had turned billions of them into bananas still containing their minds and ability to see and feel.
She ate most of the Combine soldiers that were turned into bananas, but some of the sapient bananas she shoved up her butthole to use as sex toys.
With their lesson learned, the Combine avoided that universe.
Also the week before that the xenocidal interdimensional empire known as the Giant Cyborg Godzilla Interdimensional Empire invaded her universe, whom were also turned into bananas to be eaten or used as sex toys by Pinkie Pie.
They too learned their lesson, the Giant Cyborg Godzilla Interdimensional Empire avoided that universe.
So, she had enough shit to deal with it then fucking around in other universes. And speaking of fucking Pinkie Pie was lying on her red love heart shaped bed moaning aloud while getting fucked by a dozen of her naked and drunk Royal Guard covered in marmalade, whom were gulping down bottles of Whiskey. Pinkie Pie used her magic to rapidly refill the bottles of Whiskey they drank and also stopped them from dying of alcohol poisoning.
Her guard sprayed her body with party confetti whipped cream and marmalade from their huge hung penises as they cock slapped her across the face, whilst two lucky stallions pounded her, one underneath fucking her vagina as she rapidly bounced on top of him the other fucking her royal jiggling backside, both subsequently filling her butt and vagina with a never ending supply of party confetti, whipped cream and marmalade.
The sex was very noisy, for every time they ejaculated on her every few seconds each time had created the sound of a party noisemaker. However, both the Royal Guard fucking her ass and the other fucking her vagina made the sounds of a vuvuzelas every time they came inside her, which was also every few seconds.
Pinkie Pie sloppily ate a big delicious chocolate cake covered in tasty party confetti whipped cream and marmalade, not caring in the slightest her face was covered in chocolate, party confetti, whipped cream and marmalade.
She sighed in sadness.
"What's wrong your highness? Am I not fucking you hard enough?" asked the Royal Guard at her backside with concern as he continued to pound her ass relentlessly and while at the same time slapping her buttcheeks.
"No, you're doing fine. I just want to have a different party, than our daily orgies with chocolate cake and booze. Plus Zoidberg, my sexy, funny alien part squid and crab boyfriend is on holiday in the Sexy Doughnut Universe, which means his massive long lobster penis isn't here to fuck me hard and make me happy."
"I'm sorry, I can't fuck as hard as Zoidberg."
"It's okay sweetie pie. You'd make Zoidberg proud with the fucking you're giving me."
"Thanks. So who are you going to invite for your next party?"
"I'm thinking of inviting a few hundred Pinkie Pies from across the Multiverse in the morning. I'm sure nothing could go wrong this time." he nodded in response. "Your princess is hungry, feed her!"
And so the Royal Guard one by one stuffed each of their cocks into Pinkie Pie's mouth to get a blowjob and feed their princess party confetti, whipped cream and marmalade.
After a good sucking session, Pinkie licked her lips, then signaled to them with a wave of her hoof to go back to fucking and cock slapping her.
Suddenly the party confetti, whipped cream and marmalade poured out much faster out from their penises like a fireman's hose. The room began to literally flood with the stuff. Only Pinkie Pie's magic had stopped them from dying, allowing them to breathe in whipped cream and marmalade.
The Royal Guard continued to pound her even under the whipped cream and marmalade mixed in with party confetti.
Within minutes the wooden door to Pinkie Pie's bedroom started to creak under the building pressure from the liquid in the room. The door was knocked off his hinges, followed by a title wave of party confetti, whipped cream and marmalade going down the white marble floor along the hallway, followed by it rushing down the stairs, through the throne room and finally outside the castle to flood the streets of Canterlot.
Pinkie Pie's bedroom door floor ended up deeply embedded in a pink, giant marshmallow, the size of a double decker bus just outside Pinkie Pie's palace. Despite the powerful forced of the floor, the marshmallow hadn't moved an inch when it was hit with the whipped cream, marmalade and party confetti.
The residents of Canterlot had since long evacuated the city, knowing full well Pinkie Pie was having one her dangerous sexy parties, due to the loud noises coming from her castle. They usually return the following day after Pinkie Pie used her magic to fix all the damage she caused with the flood.
Back in Pinkie Pie's bedroom all the Royal Guard were panting in exhaustion.
"OK, that's enough sex for now."
With that the Royal Guard left Pinkie Pie alone. Once they were gone, she sighed in sadness missing Zoidberg's lobster penis.
When Pinkie Pie went to sleep that night she dreamed of kissing Zoidberg's mouth tentacles as they flapped all over her face and his massive long lobster penis fucking her, his sexy head fin up with him making whooping sounds as he fucked her, while he was clicking his claws as he sprayed her body with black ink from his armpits and his sticky, yellow caramel like semen from his lobster penis.
And the taste of garbage and tartar sauce from his semen from his lobster penis. And how they would have sex while rolling around in garbage within Zoidberg's dumpster.
***
The following morning Pinkie Pie was sat on her golden throne in the throne room awaiting the arrival of the interdimensional guests of herself.
Just like last time the sun's rays shined through dozens of circular windows on the ceiling and on the floor of the massive white marble hall, there were hundreds of balloons hovering about and wooden tables with; candy, alcoholic beverages and chocolate cakes on them.
She was prepared for the Pinkie Pies from all those other parallel universes, which will arrive by the transdimensional portals, she created in each of their universes.
"This time everything is going to be fine. This will be the best party ever." she thought.
The huge golden doors on the opposite side of the hall opened, followed by four identical Pinkie Pie trotting in. However they were all different species of Pinkie Pie.
One Pinkie Pie was a heavily tattooed Pegasus covered in multicolored Human penises. Another was a unicorn undergone cybernetic enhancements, her body, while pink was almost completely made out of metal, her hair was straight unlike the other Pinkie Pies with poofy hair, her eyes were bright red, her front hooves were red metal lobster like claws and has a huge, long, metal, shaped like a stallion's, robotic penis. There was one regular Earth Pony with no noticeable changes, and finally a big Alicorn like Alicorn Pinkie Pie herself, only covered in multicolored tattoos of stallion penises.
"WELCOME!" shouted the non penis tattooed Alicorn Pinkie Pie Host in the Royal Canterlot Voice.
"WILL THERE BE MORE PENISES AT THIS PARTY?" asked the penis tattooed Alicorn Pinkie Pie in the Royal Canterlot Voice.
"YES, THERE WILL BE MORE PENISES HERE PINKIE PIE OF PENIS UNIVERSE ZERO ZERO ZERO ONE ONE ONE. I'VE INVITED MANY INTERDIMENSIONAL PINKIE PIES WHO ARE MALE." answered the Alicorn Pinkie Pie Host in the Royal Canterlot Voice.
Pinkie Pie of Penis Universe 000111 clapped her hooves together giggling in excitement."
"Oh goody, I'm looking forward to seeing all the penises!"
With that Pinkie Pie of Penis Universe 000111 took a seat at the nearest table.
The pegasus Pinkie Pie covered in Human penis tattoos flew towards the Alicorn Pinkie Pie Host.
"Will there be Human penises at this party?"
"I'm sorry Pinkie Pie of Human Penis Universe Z Zero Zero One One Seven, there will be no Human penises here."
Pinkie Pie of Human Penis Universe Z00117 sighed in sadness.
"I guess, I'll go home, since there's no Human penises here."
Her head was low in sadness as she flew her way out of the castle.
"Why are you all so obsessed with penises?" asked the Earth Pony Pinkie Pie.
"Yeah, Robot penises are better anyway." said Cyborg Pinkie Pie in a deep cold robotic voice.
"Robot penises are too rough." said Pinkie Pie of Penis Universe 000111.
"You just can't handle robot penis."
Pinkie Pie of Penis Universe 000111 stood up to shake her butt at Cyborg Pinkie Pie.
"YES I CAN SO! FUCK ME HERE, RIGHT NOW, YOU ROBOTIC DILDO!" she shouted in the Royal Canterlot Voice.
Cyborg Pinkie Pie smiled wickedly, then jumped over to her, mounted her and then began to fuck her ass with her vibrating robot penis while at the time she was clicking her lobster claws in excitement.
"THAT'S IT! FUCK ME YOU NO GOOD ROBOT SLUT!" she screamed in the Royal Canterlot Voice.
The Earth Pony Pinkie Pie looked away in disgust upon seeing her alternate self fucking herself from another universe.
"Ewww! Why are you having sexual intercourse with yourself?"
Cyborg Pinkie Pie was so turned on by fucking Pinkie Pie of Penis Universe 000111, she fired two, thick, red laser beams from her eyes, that blasted two large holes in the ceilings, causing dust and debris to fall onto the floor, and also a thick, blue particle beam fired out from her butthole, which blasted a huge hole in a wall behind her.
With a flash of magic from the Alicorn Pinkie Pie Host's horn, she had fixed the damage and mess Cyborg Pinkie Pie had caused.
"Don't be such a party pooper Pinkie Pie of Universe Zero Zero AZA." said the Alicorn Pinkie Pie Host.
"I'm sorry, but I can't be at a party at the risk of seeing the immoral depravity of my alternate selves possibly having an orgy with themselves!" she shouted.
Pinkie Pie of Universe Zero Zero AZA walked out the door slamming it behind her, to go through the portal to head back to her own universe.
"GIVE ME THE D HARDER YOU SEX MACHINE!" she screamed in the Royal Canterlot Voice.
The Alicorn Pinkie Pie Host ears drooped in sadness, already two of her party guests have left. Maybe fucking your alternate self was morally wrong? At any rate she thought it was best to send these two back to their universes, just in case they drive away more party guests. So she closed her eyes and with a poof, the two Pinkie Pies were teleported back into each of their own universes.
Suddenly hundreds of Pinkie Pie stormed in. Most of the Pinkie Pies were Earth Ponies, some were; pegasi, unicorns and alicorns. There were even some cyborg Pinkie Pies and other unusual forms of Pinkie Pie.
Many Pinkie Pies bounced around the room laughing in joy, while others stuffed their faces with candy and drank beer. Many pulled out party cannon from their asses to fire party confetti everywhere.
However, some of the more bitter, darker tone of pink, straight haired Pinkie Pies kept away from everypony, who merely glared angrily at the happy Pinkie Pies jumping around the room.
There were even a few dozen Pinkie Pies, who grouped together in the corners of the room to have orgies with themselves, mixed in with male, female and cyborg versions of themselves.
As a result, a dozen Pinkie Pies had left the room in disgust, while most simply ignored the sexual moans and other sounds coming from the corners of the room.
"The party begins." said Pinkie Pie in a voice over.
Author's Note
If liked, I might write more.
