My Little Raptor

I was eating a apple when AB burst in, gasping for breath. She started to sputter about Terry being a Papa. Well, put that under SHIT I ALREADY KNOW! I then threw the core in the trash, and grabbed another when she said something about 'Two horned dragons' attacking Terry.

"Carnotaurs." I said, then I looked at her as she started to explain what happened. I then heard Terry's roar, making me run out the door.

I started to run through the streets, jumping over ponies or ducking under glass unicorns were carrying. I then noticed the town passed, and I started to go into a wasteland.

"Well, this looks like some creepy shit right here." I said, panting as I stopped. I then heard two roars, and started to run towards them.

I then stopped on a small hill to see two Carnotaurs, one male, another female, headbutting. I could see Terry lying on the floor, still breathing.

the female hit the male away, and growled. The younger male backed off, and the large female started to walk over to Terry, drool coming out her mouth. She then opened her mouth, ready to bite Terry, when a large force hit her causing her to hit the ground.

A male Carnotaurus stood there, his black scales making him look like a shadow. His blue eyes would stare death at the female Carnotaurus, and his horns were black, but sharp, ready to impale its enemy at the slightest mistake.

"C'mon bitch!" The male Carnotaurus said, the two circling as the female growled, while he just smirked.

I suddenly roared, catching the female's attention. The male took the chance, and rammed into her, his horns making a gash. She roared, but then the small male tried to bite the big one. The large Carno swiped his head to the side, impaling the young Carno in the spine, killing it.

It then fell to the ground, twitching as it bled out, dying slowly. The big female roared, but the other male roared back, biting into the female's neck, then pushed her to the ground. He then stepped on her neck after he leg go, adding at his weight, crushing her windpipe.

I came out, looking at the male Carno. He watched me, but smiled.

"The name's Noah Wilson." He introduced himself, even though his tiny arms moved awkwardly to point at himself.

"Wait, Noah Wilson? Noah Wilson as my friend with Garret Shipley in middle and High school?" I asked, smiling. Noah stared at me, then started to laugh.

"No fuckin' way, Dart Vader! Nice to see you man!" Noah said, laughing.

"Nice to meet you too, Noah's Ark." I said, laughing with him. We then noticed Terry shifting, and then he started to growl. "He's a friend of mine, his name's Terry, except he's an actual dinosaur." I explained, then he gained a smirk. "He knocked up his mate too." I said, smiling.

"Woah, he got her preggers? Wait, why do I give a fuck in the first place?" Noah asked himself, thinking about it.

Cutter came over the hill, and went over to Terry. He tried to push Terry, but failed, he muttered out a few curses, then looked at me. "Can ya help me with this?" He asked.

"What can I do? He weighs two tons, literally and figuratively! Yeah, first, let me call the Hulk...Oh wait, sorry, no cell phone in Equestria dumbass, because they don't have fuckin' phones!" I said sarcastically, but then, Noah carefully pushed against the body. Cutter joined, then the two started to move Terry towards his nest.

"So, how long have you two been Dinosaurs?" Noah asked, looking at us, but still pushing.

"About three months. Twilight Sparkle said she'd have a portal to send us home in awhile." I said, shrugging. Tina saw us, then gasped once she saw a large gash on Terry's side.

She then saw Noah's horns were covered in blood, and growled. Noah growled back, but then, some blood dripped down from his horns, making him growl in fear and annoyance. Tina started to charge, but then I went in front of Noah, ready for the one hit kill.

"Game over, man! Game over!" I said, waiting for the blow. Not feeling it, I saw Cutter was in front of me, talking to Tina. Tina simply blinked in confusion once Cutter pointed at Noah.

"Oh shit, I hope that doesn't happen again. Getting trampled by a female T-Rex that's pregnant doesn't sound fun." I said, making Noah snicker.

"Oh all the bitches go after you." Noah said, making my cheeks heat up. "No fuckin' way, you got more than one chick pinnin' after you?"

"Fade, which I'm pretty sure is a Velociraptor, Maria, one of my pack, and Zara. F, M, and Z." I said, smiling.

"Well, sounds pretty fucking awesome man." Noah said, nodding.

Cutter then shooed us away, him following. I saw Tina cuddle up to Terry, then started to sleep.

"We should get back. Noah, I'll show you around town." I said to the Carnotaurus behind me. We started to walk ahead, cutter heading towards Sweet Apple Acres.

I walked in front of the large horned therapod, ponies looking our way, staring at the large dinosaur behind me.

"WHAT IN THE BLOODY HELL ARE YOU ALL LOOKIN' AT?!" I asked, making ponies go back to their work. "Bunch of bitches." I said, making Noah smile.