My Little Raptor

I sat near a clutch of eggs, smiling at them. My kids...well, I thought they'd be human, but, you can't always get what you want.

I nudged one of the eggs into its spot, seeing that it rolled out. I hissed once I saw a shadow, but saw it was Fluttershy, and calmed down.

Parental instincts are getting the better of me. "Hi Flutters."

"Hi Dart. How are the eggs doing?" Flutters said, not being affected by my hiss.

"Little Rose moved today." I said, looking at the egg I nudged. Z made one eggs, M one, but F made two.

"That's good. I'm just checking up on you." Flutters said, sitting next to me.

I saw Rose move out of her spot, and I rolled her back into it. "That one is going to be a energetic one. I can tell." I said, smiling as I looked down at the eggs.

So what? I'm a parent. I have to keep an eye on my kids at all times. I can tell Mary over there is going to be a evil child...Like a Hobbit

...

I have no Godly idea about what I just thought.

"Well, I thought I might tell you this, but I'm not so sure." Flutters said, acting shy again.

I rolled my eyes, but smiled playfully. "C'mon Flutters, I don't know why you're acting shy around me. After all, I'm not going to ask you to marry me." I said, making her blush, which made me laugh.

Suddenly, Chip moved from his spot, but I rolled him back into place with my snout. I saw Flutters smile, but I growled playfully at her.

"Don't get used to it. I may be cute a cuddly, but I'm like a snake, strike when you never look." I said, hissing, but smiling, making Flutters chuckle.

Z entered the room with something in her hand. Seeing me, she quickly hid it, and hissed at Flutters. I raised a eyebrow, but didn't ask about what she hid.

"Z, I swear to God. If you don't stop, I will make sure you won't be able to sit down for a week after I'm done with you." I said, winking at her, which made her blush. Sexual threat delivered. New objected added, guarding eggs.

"Anyway, Dart, F wanted to see you." Z said, nodding her head out the door.

"Z, cover for me." I said, getting up. My joints popped from sitting so long. Shit, I watch the eggs too much,

"Alright Dart." Z said, saluting.

"Also, don't try to finger yourself while I'm gone. You're lucky only I caught you that one time. Next time, it may not be me." I advised, Flutters already out of the door.

Z smiled sheepishly, but was blushing so red it'd make a apple jealous. I walked out, smiling. My claws hit the ground, making the strange clicking sound on the marble.

I noticed Karlos and Vesa were talking. When they spotted me, they ran over to me.

"Dart, come on!" Vesa said, running ahead.

"Yeah, asswipe!" Karlos said, running ahead.

I ran after them, easily gaining up on them. "What is it?" I asked, panting as we stopped.

"Terry's eggs are hatching!" Karlos said, running ahead as if he were Sonic.

Damn Hedgehog. I think if Tails was your brother, then why can he fly, and why if he a fucking fox? I caught up with them, only for them to stop, and-OW! SHIT!

I covered my bleeding snout, wincing. Damn doors! I will eat your children!

FUCK! That hurts like Hell! Shit! Ass! Bitch! I looked in front of me to see Karlos giggling, but Vesa smacked the back of his head, then held out a clawed hand.

"Need help?" He asked, smiling,

Bitch! Please! "Yeah, thanks." I said, accepting his offering of help. I got up, rubbing my snout as I opened the door.

"Dart! You look terrible lad!" Cutter said, looking at my bloody snout.

"Yeah, I'm perfectly fine, thanks for asking you mother fucker." I said, still rubbing my bloody snout.

"Dart, are ya okay?" AJ asked, looking at me with concern.

"Yeah, I'm fine. Now, will someone please tell me what the Hell was I dragged from protecting my eggs?" I asked, seeing F and M look at me, confused. "That's where I've been for two weeks."

"Well, for one, my eggs are hatching. That, and Fade wanted to talk to you." Terry growled out. I looked over to see him curled around a nest of eggs. There was five of them. At least, that's what I counted. "Two, we need you to get away from your kids."

I simply growled at him. "Bitch! Please! I know when I have to get away from my kids."

I turned to leave, but heard a strange chirping noise. It sounded like a baby alligator when they hatched. I looked back to see one the eggs cracking, then, a little baby T-Rex came out, it's snout poking through. It's legs were next, then it's two clawed hands. It's tail came out too, it still made the chirping noise though.

Terry opened his mouth, the baby saw him, then climbed in, like a crocodile. He gently closed his jaws, but left them open for the baby T-Rex to see.

The ponies gasped when he put the baby in his mouth, but I chuckled. Flutters was the only pony that didn't gasp that was in the room.

Noah was sitting next to the nest, rolling in a egg that fell out while moving. I went up to that egg, as watched as it hatched.

It's snout poked through, chirping. It's head popped out, and it's eyes opened to see me. It gave me a smile, but chirped. I gave a throaty chuckle, seeing it take it's first steps.

It then started to walk towards Terry, who opened his mouth, and let the baby in.

Soon, all the babies where in his mouth, chirping away.