My Little Army of Darkness

"Why would you say that I am insane? I wouldn't say that I've lost my mind simply because I've heard the voices and seen the godless things moving in the woods. If anything, I think more clearly now than ever before. I know now that there is such a thing as a living Evil. A dark and shapeless thing that lives not in the spaces we know, but between them. In the Dark. In the night. And it wants the exact same chance as you and I: a chance at warm life on this Earth. It doesn't care that it already had that chance...once. Now listen closely because there isn't much time. Listen and believe, because it's all true.

"I first saw the damn thing at that blasted cabin. The Necronomicon. An ancient Sumarrian text, bound in human flesh and inked in human blood. It conained bizarre burial rites, prophecies...and instruction for demon resurrection. It was never meant for the world of the living.

"The book awoke something dark in the woods. It got into my hand and went bad. So i lopped it off at the wrist.

"In order to rid myself of the foul thing, I read from a passage in the book that was supposed to open a hole. A hole in Time that would send the Evil back. And it worked...I just didn't plan on coming along."