There are voices in Pinkies head. Pinkiemina, Keen Pinkie.
It was a bright sunny day in July. The sky was painted a bright blue and the shiny green grass glistened in the sun. It was a great day for doing spells, flying, apple bucking, making dresses, taking care of animals and finally baking.
In sugar cube corner, lies a Puffy pink haired pony baking cupcakes for every pony to eat. The cakes left for a important intervention and took the babies with them. They left the bakery for Pinkie to manged and she was doing quite well on her own.
[Why you never take my advice] Pinkiemina said.
Pinkie closed the oven and set the oven to 350 for the cupcakes to baked faster, and then washed her hoofs off. “Because your methods involve killing and baking other ponies.” A ringing sound came from in front the counter. So Pinkie bounced happily to the corner to greet a customer. “Welcome to sugar cube corner where the finest treats to eats.” greeted Pinkie.
[Ha ha It rhymes] keen pinkie said. [Oh oh it's Twilight, lets give her a big hug.]
[Then when shes not looking, lets drug her!] said Pinkiemina
Twilight carried saddle bags with her. “Hello Pinkie, I need cupcakes on the go. I'm kinda in a hurry any kind of cupcake will do.” she had sweat streaming down her face from all the running.
Pinkie disappeared for a second and came back with cupcakes in a brown paper bag. “Here you go Twilight.” she handed Twilight the paper bag when she noticed the saddle bags on the floor. “Where you headed.”
[Hehe we said head.] keen pinkie said
Twilight looked at the saddlebags and back to Pinkie. “Oh I going to canterlot to attend a meeting with the princess she said it was important. I just came to get something to eat on the way.”
[Oh my god! LAME!]
[When are we going to canterlot so can we can baked more ponies]
“What is it with you killing ponies?”
Twilight looked around too see who Pinkie was talking to and found she was the only one in the bakery. “Umm Pinkie, Who are you talking too?”
[Shes on too us drug her, and put her in the basement!]
[No lets throw her a party and the banner is going to read, CONGRATULATION YOUR ON TO US!]
Pinkie had a big grin on her face threaten to split in any second. “I like that idea.” she went into the back room and came out with a big blank banner. “We'll need cupcakes thou for the party.”
[Yes and drug-
“Drop it!”
Twilight started backing away from Pinkie. “Well looks like I'm late, I really have to get going bye!” she shot out of the bakery.
[Remind me too boost her number up]
[I bet that Twilight is going to there to fuc-
“Uhh let's see if one of the canterlot respond to our idea.” Pinkie went to the mailbox which hold two letters addressed in her name. “I bet they loved her purpose.” she open the mail and began reading it.
Dear Pinkie,
I'm sorry but your idea is childish and I don't planned those types of parties. I working on a party for Twilight being in canterlot and spending time with the princess if you catch my drift. it your interested you can attend, I'm sure we can work something out. I hope to hear from you soon and pleased stop trying to give me drugged cupcakes and party banners.
Canterlot party planner.
[I told you the party was going to be about Twilight, getting some action with the princess.]
[I knew it! I should of made sure the poison scent was off the cupcake!]
Pinkie was about to read the next mail when a cyan Pegasus crash into her. Making her hit the ground with a loud thud. All the letters was scattered across the dirt.
Rainbow Dash got up and brushed the dirt off her. “Oops sorry Pinkie, new trick didn't go well.” she helped Pinkie up off the ground and brush her off. Seeing the crumble letters on the floor she dust them off and handed back to Pinkie. “Whatcha doing?”
[I could of swore I baked her into a cupcake]
[No dumbie that was a story ]
[Who you calling a dumbie?]
[YOU!]
[Say it again!]
[Dumbie!]
[Why you little!]
Inside Pinkie's head the voices started fighting making Pinkie have a headache. “Will you guys quit it!”
[SHE STARTED IT!] they shouted in unison.
“Well I'm ending it.” Pinkie mentally bop them in the back of their heads making them stop fighting. “Now say your sorry.”
[Sorry]
[Sorry] said the voices. Then they embraced themselves in a hug.
[Hey I made a cupcake for you] Pinkiemina voice gave the keen Pinkie a cupcake and she started eating it.
[Mmmph this is good]
[Glad you like it]
[Wow what flavor- the keen Pinkie fell to the ground unconscious and the other one started dragging her into a dark corner.
“Hello Equestria to Pinkie!” Rainbow waved her hoofs in front of the dazed Pinkie.
“Uh” Pinkie snapped of her little world. “Sorry Rainbow, what was the question again.”
“Whathca doing?”
“I'm just reading some letters.” Pinkie grabbed the letter that wasn't open. “Trying to see if they agree to our purpose for a party at canterlot.” she open the mail.
“Our? Party at canterlot?” Rainbow was confused for Pinkie using the term “Our” instead of “I”. And she had no idea why Pinkie wanted a party in canterlot.
“I'll explain later.” Pinkie began reading the mail out a loud. So Rainbow Dash took off for Pinkie to be alone with the letter.
Dear Pinkie,
I liked the idea you got yourself a deal! But in order for this to happen I need you to come to canter lot that's where I'm staying. Room 123 that's the room I staying in can't wait until you come here so we can have further discussed about the party. But I like to make some changes. Other wises
Other canterlot party planner
“CHANGES!” shouted Pinkie.
Pinkie were seated an train headed to the canter lot. She packed enough balloons to consume up Equestria in one bite. If she wanted this to be the biggest party ever! She had to be prepare for it too.
[ Are we there yet?] Asked keen Pinkie.
”You been asking me that the all trip, and the answered was no this time it's yes, Said Pinkie, pointing to the palace outside the train. Every pony packed?”
[Uh duh remember we're voices in our head]
[We can't touched anything either] Pinkamena added.
“Oh hehe I forgot” said Pinkie, rubbing the back of her neck smiling sheepishly .
[We should of say bye to her friends before we left huh?]
“Don't worried I left something very special for them back at home,” said Pinkie, with a sicken grin.
Meanwhile In Pony Ville.
“Pinkie said the surprise is in here,” said Dash, pointing to the house near Sugar Cube Corner.
“I hope it's not dreadful,” said Rarity.
“Ah sure she didn't leave anything bad behind. Reassured Applejack.
“I sure do missed Twilight and Pinkie,” said Fluttershy, traveling in the back of the group.
“Any pony hear that?” asked Dash, who opened the door to hear a ticking sound.
“ah don't hear-
“Shhsh listen,”
tick tic tick tic
Dash's eye widen when she recognized that sound, and tried to pushed the others out the house.”SHHHHHHI- A big explosion of cake silenced her.
Back at canterlot
[You think they got our surprised?] asked keen Pinkie.
[we should have been there to hear their shriek of terror] said Pinkamena.
Pinkie were seated in the palace's waiting room. Waiting for the msyer party planner to greet her. “Where is this stallion, or mare?”
[Maybe he or she started the party without us] inform keen pinkie.
[Idiot we're the host] replied Pinkamena.
[Why you called me harsh names]
[Why you never let me take control?]
“Because you almost killed a pony” said Pinkie, still waiting on the party planner.
[Hey it was self defensed] inform Pinkamena.
“Yeah, self defensed” replied Pinkie.
[Oh goodie flashed back time!]
Flashed back
At Sugar Cube Corner. It was a messed cake everywhere, pots and pans on scattered on the floor. A crown of ponies watching a mare strangling the life out of another.
“Take that back!” shouted Pinkamena, strangling a mare on the floor for calling her a harsh name.
“N-Never!” the mare shouted back, between coughs.
“Some pony get that crazy mare off her!” shouted a pony in the crowd.
Pinkie shiver at horrible memory. Lucky the mare Pinkamena attacked didn't press any charges. “Never not doing that again.”
While Pinkie were in thought a stallion in a blacked butler suited arrived in front of her possessing a sign that read.
Pinkamena Diane Pie
[That's us!”] the voices shouted.
Pinkie went with the stallion. “I hope we have a nice room,” said Pinkie walking beside the stallion
[Remember where we're staying? Of course it's going to be nice] said keen pinkie.
Finally reaching the room. one king bed A good night's sleep is certain on the pillow-top mattress. The room include entertainment with samples, a desk for the business traveler, in-room safe, hair dryer, and iron with ironing board for a use during your stay. Also, a first morning cup of coffee is only steps away as each room is equipped with a coffee maker and a selection of coffee options.
The stallion carried Pinkie's bag into the room she were staying in. “Call me if you need everything,” said the stallion closing the door behind him.
[We should call him now! We need a lot of party banners to make this the best]
[And Cupcakes!] replied Pinkamena.
“Even you scared me sometimes,” said Pinkie, getting into the bed, and pulling the sheets over her. “Good night,”
[Good night] replied Keen Pinkie.
[Don't let the cupcakes bite] added Pinkamena.
Then the lights went off, and Pinkie fell asleep.
