Foxfire's Tail (extended)

I was told something really vital in Changeling-exclusive wars: whoever had the most firepower won. I was also told that Chrysalis stopped laying eggs herself because Mr. I-Fuck-Everything-Whether-They-Like-It-or-Not had somehow made her infertile. Then again, when one has a hundred thousand mouths to feed, why would you continue being fertile? When I heard his hundred thousand against my ten, I suddenly took a very odd step for the war: a really huge, hot, steaming orgy. But not before we 'escorted' the rival scout out of the hive. We actually treated him with utmost diligence, but he cursed us out. Gee, I wonder where he learned that from.

The orgy lasted for a whole month. Unlike those of Chrysalis's hive, I had so much variety you could say everyone in my hive has a distinct power. Some of fire, some of lightning...I could go on and on here. And in that one month came a MILLION. Heh, wait till Chrysie here gets a load of this! -Foxfire laughs like a maniac- And if they pissed me off, Tsuna--my very dark-side--would be released! Whiterock, Dragon, and Coldwater did not partake in the orgy, as they needed some of the workers to excavate more tunnels and more or less expand the hive. That and they were exhausted by the original fifteen who rutted them up senseless. I also partook in the excavation party because where the chambers led was a key to ensuring the colony's survival. We found three oases in one day thanks to my method of excavation.

When we got back from underground and into the hive, we had a most...peculiar visitor. He was merely a tourist, so I won't mention his appearance. He was an archeologist pony who wanted to explore the structure of the Hives, sent by Luna herself. He also told me I was Luna's student! I nodded and said I was going to a war with Chrysalis because she went and had one of her own insult me. He told me she already knew and was waiting for me after the war ended. I told him to head back to Canterlot once his expedition was over as the war would probably escalate into the hives themselves. He took my advice and I waited for a few days after he left before the war started. All I can say about that is her brood was killed off by mine in five minutes after they clashed. The bastard fled while my babies brought Chrysalis to my hooves. I had not one casualty while she was practically the only one left in her hive!

"You....how did you...?" Chrysalis said as she spit in my face.

I flicked the spit off and burned it. "By using my brain and messed up repro system!" I hissed.

"You should not live! My in-law said so!" Chrysalis retorted.

"Then I'll just get rid of the in-law as well." I responded before smacking the rival queen upside the head.

"You possibly cannot kill your own child in cold blood, whorse!" Chrysalis snarled, baring her fangs.

"Who says I can't?" I asked. "You are just as much of a whorse as I. Why else would you marry that bastard?!"

"What say you, murderer?!" Chrysalis shrieked.

"I may be a killer. I may be a whorse. But I have my reasons for doing so, unlike you who does nothing, AND I MEAN NOTHING, but harm to innocent ponies and Changelings alike! I dare say even in my own beastly temper I brought no harm to innocent ponies. I stole from the corrupt not only for my own survival, but to teach them a thing or two about proper crop management that did not revolve around slave-driving everything within three bucking yards of their homes!" I retorted, baring my own fangs.

"You nasty bitch!" Chrysalis hissed once more.

"Guards! Take her straight to Princess Luna, on the double!" I shouted, stomping my hoof.

"Yes, your highness!" Said the guards as they dragged the rival queen screaming to the hive entrance.

"I think she went overkill there. But, like she said, she has her reasons for doing this." Whiterock nodded.

I sighed and was about to lay down and call it a day when another guard brought me quite a surprise...that came in the form of my unwanted child that looked like me when I was an earth filly. And before you ask, it was a colt.

"What shall we do with this noisy brat?" Asked the guard.

"Put him in the nursery dungeon immediately. I'll take care of him later. And keep him separate from everything else!" I answered. The nursery dungeon, you see, as a dungeon for younger ponies, dragons, what have you. It had basic things like food, water, even a playpen for the infants. But it was also where the guards got to deliver corporal punishment. In short, half of the excavations were made for potential prisoners, and he was the first...and last prisoner I ever had.

I fell asleep that day. Leading a war sure was tiring.

The next day was nothing but a doozy.

Interrogations.

With.

The.

Bastard.

Colt.

All.

Damn.

DAY!

I kept asking the same question, and he gave a different answer every time. I had to fucking pound him senseless before he said anything I wanted to hear! I began to wonder if I was insane, for crying out loud! -Foxfire takes a deep breath-

So, it got to the point I had to kick his ass. Only then did he start to talk.

"Why. Are. You. Here?" I hissed, baring my teeth as I sounded each word.

"Because dad wants to know why you almost killed me!" Shouted the colt, who I dare say would not cry despite my homemade hoof-pounding earlier. Either he held it in or did not have tear ducts.

"It's not about that bastard, it's about you." I hissed.

"I wanted to love you! Why don't you love me?!" Replied the colt.

"I never loved you. I was under some freak mind control!" I rasped, as I was on the verge of unleashing Tsuna.

"Mind control doesn't exist!" Shrieked the colt. I could see the tears welling up in his horrid gold eyes.

"I beg to differ." I answered, tilting my head.

A blinding flash of night-blue light blinded both me and the colt. When it ended, Luna was standing in its place right next to me.

"This colt is causing you more problems?" Asked Luna, who rolled her eyes.

"Yes. What should I do with him? Nopony'll want him." I answered.

"Do what you wish. I'll be waiting in Canterlot." Luna said before she teleported out of the hive.

I reared my horn towards the colt and--unleashing Tsuna--charged straight forward. Which part of Tsuna, you ask? The lycanthropic side.

I tore him with my claws, not even allowing him a fleeting chance to scream as his head was separated from his body and thrown against the wall. An arm went this way, another went that. As quickly as she had come, Tsuna had left as I burned the body to ash. Or rather, what was left of the body.

I cleaned off the blood that day and then flew to Canterlot. With my harem and a few guards.

The Royal Guards (Lunar Division) let us in, holding off some Solar Division guards at bay. I noticed they were batponies. The corridors were longer than I anticipated as I was being led into Luna's own meeting room, which was reserved for visitors only she knew of. She was on one end of a mere round table, motioning with a regal hoof for me and my fellows to sit down.

Luna sighed and closed her eyes. "He's still running around, right?" She asked.

"Yes. He went and married Chrysalis." I answered.

"She had to be executed for hiding a refugee from the law." Luna said, opening her eyes.

"I understand that." I admitted, as I myself was a refugee as well.

"We need not shed anymore blood unless it's his own. Do you know anything else about his kin?" Luna sighed.

"He's King Sombra's direct brother." I stated.

"Then...something is wrong." Luna replied.

"I am well aware of that." I said.

"Once we find him, you will shed his blood. Until then, please stay here and make yourself at home." Luna nodded.

"Will do." I answered.