Tongue-Of-War

by Vengeful Spirit

Rating: mature
Tags: Slice of Life, Romance, Comedy
Length: 2426

The mane six invite some of their relatives to a game of spin the bottle. Craziness ensues.

Well, Twilight Sparkle is now a princess. How better to spend their time celebrating than getting drunk over at her old library? And of course, what do you do when a game of 'spin the bottle' is proposed?

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-09-21 13:20:02 UTC

Spin It!

"How about Spin the Bottle?"

The main room in the library fell silent at that. Twilight blushed sheepishly after saying that. To anyone who doesn't understand or hasn't been to a beer party before, asking to play Spin the Bottle is taboo. It is an unspoken rule to play it once someone makes the suggestion, and usually ends with some sort of shenanigans that people enjoy at the time and come to regret the next morning.

"I didn't hear you right, Darling. Did you just say 'Spin the Bottle?'" Rarity asked, looking rather shocked and mildly offended at the suggestion. Her purple mane bounced elegantly as she shook her head in protest. "Darling, you know that no one plays that...uncouth game anymore, right?"

"Aw, c'mon Rares!" Rainbow Dash said, looking rather chipper at the idea of playing such a game. She took a look around the room, wondering who she was going to end up paired with. There were the six elements, of course, but there was also Big Mac, Shining Armor, and both of the Princesses as well. Why Cadence hadn't shown up was still a mystery, but everyone had set that aside for the party.

Most of the ponies present were beginning to regret letting Twilight decide what party game they were to do, but it was still a party in honor to her coronation, and they weren't going to let up one bit. With stubborn reluctance, Aj set a used bottle of their prized hard cider in the center of the floor, silently motioning for everypony to form a circle.

"Um...what's spin the...bottle, if you don't mind me asking? If you don't mind, that is..." Fluttershy asked shyly.

"Why silly, it's a game where everypony makes a circle around the bottle! Each mare or stallion takes a turn spinning the bottle, and then when it finishes making three turns, the pony who it's pointing at is who they have to make out with! It's supperdupperterrific!" Pinkie Pie explained excitedly, practically vibrating in place as she nearly split her face with a huge grin. "Trust me, you'll enjoy it!"

"Oh, but what's making out, if you don't mind me asking?"

"You don't know, Sugarcube? Surely you've had at least one roll in the hay," Applejack inquired, looking rather concerned at her shy friend. "Okay, it's just basically kissin' and all of tha'. Just let yer partner do the work and it'll work out just fine, okay?"

"Oh...is this alright, Princess?"

"Yes," all three of the ones present stated at the same time, before promptly blushing at the unison of their speech. "Yes, it's fine," Twilight answered, smiling at her friends as she said it. "So...what version should we play?"

"That's up to you, Darling. This is, after all, your party," Rarity pointed out, acquiescing to Twilight's judgement.

"Ooh, ooh! I know, let's try that dice game!" Rainbow said, jumping up in down as she thought about it.

"Dice thing?" Twilight asked. "I'm not really used to it, so if you'd care to elaborate, I'd appreciate it."

"Uh, I don't remember what it's called, but it's just basically a mix between Love Dice and Spin the Bottle."

"Oh, I see," Twilight answered, doing her best to look as if she knew what Dash was talking about. "Then let's do that! Anyone disagree?"

"I'm in!" Rainbow stated, looking around her to see if anyone would dare refuse. When nopony did, they all settled down while Twilight trotted to her room to fetch a good die. After a few moments, she returned with a wooden box, pulling out one of the dice that it held within in her magenta aura.

"Aw, you kept that after all these years, Twily?! You're awesome, you know that?" Shining stated, smiling. Everyone else in the room looked with idle curiosity as she set the die down beside the bottle. Looking nervously over at Fluttershy, she found an excuse for her next question.

"Does anypony not know how to play?"

"Eep!"

"Okay, Dash, you care to elaborate? It's been a while since I played this."

"Sure," Rainbow stated, flying up towards the roof of the room to draw attention to herself. "Okay, everypony, listen up! The point of the game is to spin the bottle and make out with whoever it points at, we all know that. However, in this game, when the bottle points at somepony, you roll the dice to see how exactly you're supposed to make out with them, whether it be first base, second base, blah blah blah. Each number has its own method. Also, you have to do it in front of everypony for at least sixty seconds!"

"Uh, Dash, I don't remember it going that wa-"

"When the dice lands, you have to what it says, with one being the option out for those afraid of this. If it rolls on a two, you have to kiss them at least somewhat lightly full on the lips. If it lands on a three, you have to go full mouth to mouth prenching, and if it lands on four, you have to embrace them tightly and tongue on tongue while rubbin up to them passionately-"

"Whoa nelly!"

"Should it land on a five, hehe, then you have to give them...a hoofjob!"

"WHAT?!!"

"And if it's a six, you have full on sex with them. I don't care if it's anal, oral, penetration, whatever."

"Dash, I think you're going a little too far there," Applejack stated, blushing intensely along with everypony else in the room as they tried to regain their breath. "As much fun as that may be, I think that nopony really wants to do that."

"I want to."

"Well, nopony but Rainbow wants to. Come on, RD, isn't there a better way?"

"What, are ya too chicken?"

Silence fell over the entire room. Everypony stared at the two, slowly backing away to create room for what they were fearing would happen. The only one still within the damage radius happened to be Fluttershy, who was a little busy being passed out to bother. The floor is a comfortable nap spot sometimes, so I hear.

"I don't think I heard that right, did you say something."

"Yes, I called you chicken!"

"That's what I thought you said."

"Well duh, I said it."

"You have to the count of five to take that back or-"

"Or you'll what? You'd never catch me."

"I-"

"Are you, or are you not, chicken?"

"No, I'm not."

"Then prove it."

"Okay, Casanova, I will. And you know what? If I have to, I won't hold back. Challenge accepted."

An audible sigh of relief filled the room as everypony present realized that it wasn't going to turn into an outright brawl this time. With that, they all started to move back into the circle. Fluttershy woke back up and followed suit, somehow managing to know what was going on regardless.

"Okay, so who goes first?" Twilight asked nervously, an intense blush flowing across her face.

"It's your party, girl. How about you go first?"

"Hmm...okay."

With that, she nervously spun the bottle, watching as it turned around several times. Everypony watched as it spun, growing more and more nervouscited (damn you, Pinkie) as they watched it pass by them. Eventually, it settled on Rarity, causing her to freeze like a deer caught in the headlights.

"Oh dear..."

"Ehehehe..."

"Roll the die already!"

Twilight did so, tossing it into the center of the floor, waiting for it to stop rolling. It settled on a three, and Twilight let out a sigh of relief. She nervously trotted over to Rarity, sitting down on her haunches in front of her. "I, uh, well," she stopped bothering to try saying anything, instead wrapping her hooves around the alabaster unicorn's neck before kissing her deeply. The white mare resisted for a moment, before relaxing into the kiss, enjoying the feeling of her tongue playing with Twilight's own. After the minute passed by, they pulled apart, trying to regain their breath.

"That was..."

"Yeah."

"Well, I hate to trod on your parade, but you're supposed to spin the bottle now, Rares."

Rarity stared at her cyan friend for a moment, before taking the bottle in her hooves and spinning it like a madmare. It spun wildly before slowing down and settling on Shining Armor. The alabaster mare smiled wickedly when she realized who it was on, and didn't hesitate to roll the die.

It settled on a one.

"I think I'll pass," Shining stated, a smug looking donning his face as he saw Rarity look down. He took another swig of cider before spinning the bottle himself. The point slowly turned past Fluttershy, and settled back on Twilight.

"Uh..."

"Yeah..."

"No magic, no cheating," Rainbow interjected, smiling at the awkwardness. The two stared at each other awkwardly for a moment, before Twilight shrugged and rolled the die. She watched it spin, and looking at it anxiously.

It settled on a six.

She looked up at her brother, blushing immensely. "This is gonna be good," Rainbow Dash muttered. Twilight moved over towards him, turning around and revealing her already winking marehood. Shining's member went hard in moments at the sight. Seeing your own sister's vagina can do that to you, especially somepony like Shining Armor. Without further ado, he moved forward, lining his shaft with her pussy.

Twilight let out a quiet gasp as he entered her, his dick sliding into her folds smoothly due to her pre-cum. "Hng," she uttered, feeling it drive further in, rubbing up against her walls as he drove forward excitedly. Once she was hilted, Shining pulled back out, stopping just before the tip could exit her. Without a pause, he started pumping, using all the years of his experience to try and pleasure his sister with the 'if you're gonna sin, sin' attitude. Soon the purple mare started gasping outloud, her walls clenching at his member as he continued to rut her.

Right when the first minute was about to be reached, Twilight came around his shaft, crying out at the experience. This cause him to cum as well, spurting his seed deep into her womb. They rode out their perspective orgasms, slowing down as they came to a halt. Shining slid back out, moving aside to give his sister space. The younger of the two looked around, finding literally everypony, even Celestia, staring at her in shock.

"Eh he, um..."

"My Faithful Student," Celestia spoke up, looking at her with wide eyes. "I've seen many things like that over the eons I have lived, but nothing has ever been quite as hot as that." She smiled, looking at Twilight in a whole new light. "If you ever need someone to make you a little less lonely and happen to be fine with mares, go ahead and call me."

Twilight blushed intensely as Celestia winked at her, looking around at everypony else as she stood back up. "Well, I suppose it's my turn again," she muttered, picking up the bottle. With a careless flick, she spun it. The bottle turned to settle on Rainbow Dash.

"Alright!"

The purple alicorn took the die in her hooves before promptly rolling it. The number happened on four, which was well enough. Rainbow immediately glomped the young princess, kissing her passionately on the mouth. Twilight started kissing back, battling inside the cyan mare's mouth for dominance. She felt Rainbow's body rubbing up against her own, and could even notice the wetness dripping from Rainbow's cunt as they pressed for contact.

"Times up!"

Rainbow pulled back, smirking down at the lavender mare as she stood back up and trotted back to her place. If Twilight had been blushing before, she was now a full-tilt burning by this point. Her tongue crossed her lips, taking in the scent of the mare she had just kissed. Maybe that was just second hat compared to have sex with her brother, but damn it was good!

"Yur turn, Rainbow," Applejack stated, looking at the cyan mare with an amused expression. "Don't fuck this up, ya hear?"

A determined look crossed Rainbow's face as she spun the bottle rapidly, throwing her whole hoof into it. It spun for several moments before settling on none other than Fluttershy. "Well shoot," Aj murmured, looking just a little disappointed. RD picked up the die and cast it, waiting eagerly for what showed up.

Fluttershy stood frozen in place as it twisted in place, before settling on a five. Her wings immediately pomfed, and an intense blush crossed her face. "Oh my," was all she managed before Dash tackled her, kissing her passionately while reaching down towards Fluttershy's pussy with her hoof.

The yellow pegasus gasped as she felt her marehood coming in contact with Rainbow's hoof, and couldn't help but moan a little as she felt her folds being massaged by her friend's appendage. She soon found herself pulling Dash tighter, her own hoof rubbing up against the cyan mare's clit. They moaned into each other's mouths as they continued to try getting each other off.

"It's time."

Neither of them noticed, instead opting to keep up their work. Soon enough, Fluttershy got off, spraying her mare juices all over Dash's hoof. That was enough to get her off as well, and they both rode out their respective orgasms against one another, rubbing up against each other as they dry humped each other.

Both a little out of breath, they stood up and went back to their respective spots. Fluttershy picked up the bottle, a little more confident in herself at the moment. With a strong flick, the bottle turned to settle on Luna. A grin started to form on her face as the die landed on a six.

"Come here, babe."

The night dragged on, everypony switching places at different times. They all ended up having sex at least once or twice, and everypony had been paired with everypony else at some point by the time they finally drew to a close. The room reeked of pheromones and cum, but nopony really cared at that point. They could always have Spike clean it up the next day, after all.

As Twilight led the last of her friends out of her house, she smiled with a completely self-satisfied look. She closed the door, walking back towards her room without a second thought. Flopping onto her bed, the lavender mare had nothing but good dreams the entire night.

"I sure hope we do that again..."