Twilight's Special Book

by Diablomuerte2

Rating: teen
Tags: Sex, Twilight Sparkle, Main 6, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Spike, Rainbow Dash, Comedy, Romance, Fluttershy
Length: 37803

Rainbow Dash inadvertently finds a special book that twilight kept from safe from view when she reads it she doesn't believe her eyes

This is sort of not related to anything. Now a Sequel for you all to enjoy.

The premise is simple Twilight has a special book (no spoilers here) she was keeping safe from public eyes. Rainbow Dash manages to get her hooves on it and reads it. It makes everything she ever thought about the lavender mare change in a blink of an eye.

What is in the book that has drastically changed the how Rainbow Dash thinks about Twilight?
When Twilight finds Rainbow reading it what will she do?
Does Spike ever get laid?
Will I stop sucking at summaries?
Find out in my latest of weird comedic fics.

Picture provided by *hoyeechun

Published 2013-08-12 03:10:02 UTC
Last updated 2013-08-16 19:18:44 UTC

The Perfect Mate?

The Perfect Mate?

Twilight was still searching the library going literally crazy looking for the book. She had spent all morning looking for it. She forgot to eat in fear of forgetting a spot to search and someone accidentally checking the book out. She was pacing still when Spike returned. " So no luck with your mustache helping you with Rarity?"

"Actually about that... I need to get a bit bigger, got a size spell? If not an age spell? Just a temporary one... I don't want to lose my spot as the cute baby dragon just for one day of fun." He said coolly while rubbing his mustache. He felt he was getting closer to his goal. Rarity did turn him down using the excuse he just wasn't old enough for her. She tried sparing his feelings but he didn't take the hint. He saw it as a challenge and felt he needed to accept it.

Twilight wasn't sure what kind of 'fun' he was going on about, it felt weird to her to hear such words from her number one assistant. "Spike... I don't know what kind of fun you are referring to but until I find that book no one gets to have fun." Her voice was raised and her mood was visible from a Hubble telescope. Deep in the recess of space, some pony astronaut was feeling the unease of the lavender alicorn.

"That's not fair, I thought Owluicious was looking for it with you?" He crossed his arms in defiance while hoping the one time he needed the stupid owl to do something for him he would come through. "I mean what's so bad about this book? It's not like it's a romance novel depicting one of your friends having intercourse with another... or it could be a story about you and Celestia getting it on?" He asked wondering just what was in that book that was stressing his owner out.

Twilight was red in the face but turned away. "It doesn't matter what is in the book the point is we need to find it. I must have it before someone else sees my unpublished masterpiece."

" So, no on the age spell?" He asked going for broke since he knew she was in one of her moods.

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Ponyville had many ponds with different marine life and other inhabitants. Tortoises though land dwelling reptiles are still found near water. So Fluttershy and a recently showered Rainbow Dash had brought Tank the tortoise to find himself a mate.

Fluttershy was smiling, she was sitting close by her long time friend while the tortoise roamed free using his instincts to guide him. She loved being by Rainbow Dash, they haven't been as close when they first moved to Ponyville together. Then Twilight came and changed all that and reconnected the two friends. Now they were hardly apart for more than a day. It was good again.

Rainbow Dash was just infuriated about the whole book situation. She had found that reading it was exciting. Twilight had a bit of freak in her geek. I just wonder what is going to happen next? I mean is it just about me and Applejack or is there like... other kinds of stuff in there? Anyways look at Flutters... she is so cute. Wait... is there a story about me and Fluttershy? I hope not... I mean... I don't know how I can even look at Applejack now with the whole... image in my head.

Fluttershy decided to break the silence, she knew it was risky since the cyan mare was not a soft spoken or sappy individual and this scene looked pretty sappy with how close they were together. Fluttershy was thrilled she was able to sneak over inch by inch. "So Rainbow... what is going on in your mind? You seem distracted." She asked meekly while pawing at the soft grass beneath their hooves.

"Fluttershy... do you have an idea what you want in a mate?... I don't just mean like father of your foal.. I mean just a life mate in general?" She asked not wanting to offend her friend if she was a lesbimare. Rainbow Dash got pretty close to Fluttershy as a filly but they never stepped on that line. She always wondered though if her friend had her 'affliction'.

Fluttershy was red faced, she wasn't expecting such a bold question from her friend. What do I say? I mean... what kind of answer is she looking for? "Oh... I don't know... I mean ... what brought this on?" She was looking at the ground while hiding in her hair her hoof gently pawing away at the grass as if she was digging for something.

Rainbow Dash forgot just how shy Fluttershy was. "Well I don't know just curious is all. I sometimes wonder about mates and settling down. I just know I won't be a super fast mare forever and will have to be tamed one day... not that I won't totally be top still just... I mean... do you have a perfect mate... if I was being honest I would think someone like Big Mac would suit you well with you two being all shy and quiet." She was rubbing the back of her head. She hated lying to her friend but she can't say she wanted to know about mates because of a book that Twilight wrote.

"Actually I wouldn't date Big Mac." she stated simply and waited for her friend to ask the obvious.

"Why not I mean he is a stallion and he is .. umm... well.... idk... shy?" She asked not really knowing any redeeming qualities of the usually reserved older brother of a certain farm mare that was running through her mind.

"Well that is a stupid reason to be with someone.. if you don't mind me saying so... it's just... I want someone to be with me and who can enjoy me. Know my limits and know when I will break. I want someone who is strong and brave and yet with me they are gentle and caring. I would want someone who is almost the opposite of me but yet still share some common ground. Honestly I think... " she stopped talking. She didn't want to say something stupid to her friend. so she used her mind to finish the conversation. I think you would be my perfect mate Rainbow Dash... you are what completes me. I just wish I had the courage to tell you. But I don't.

"I think I get what you are saying Shy... just need to do some thinking is all. I hope Tank finds his mate soon I want to visit Applejack for a minute and talk with her." She said while looking into the sky with things racing on her mind. That book seriously messed with her head. Could me and Applejack work out? Fluttershy says no but hot action book says yes.

Fluttershy smiled softly "If you want to go I can stay with Tank and you can pick him up later regardless if he has found his mate. I know you don't like these soft sappy moments but I had fun." Her words betrayed her emotion. Still she had fun for a bit spending time just watching a tortoise... try to find a mate... the thought suddenly wasn't sounding fun anymore.

"Thanks Shy you are the best." She said before pulling her friend into a hug. "But I will be honest. I don't mind these soft or sappy moments... when they are with you Shy... you are the only one who gets soft Dash." Her smile lit Fluttershy's heart up. After letting her friend go she started off for Sweet Apple Acres with a goal in mind.

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Applejack was busy bucking apple trees for the harvest season. During these times she usually enjoys being alone without distraction. She also knew whenever she was about to feel like suddenly the world was right, a cyan mare with a penchant for physical competitions would arrive just to 'brighten' up her day.

If she was a paid psychic she would be rich at this moment. Her predictions came true as suddenly her hat was missing. Usually she would just chase after the trickster but her leg was feeling all kinds of cramped. "RD I can't chase after you...My leg is all hurtin' can you just this once not be a feather brain?" Her tone was a mix of anger and sorrow. She hated having to yell at her friend because usually she would take the challenge and chase after her. Which usually resulted in some wrestling.

"Hey AJ... what gives? Are you alright?" She asked concerned, usually her friend would embrace the challenge and now she was acting all grumpy.

"I am sorry, just my leg givin' me problems. I usually would ask Fluttershy to massage it since she all good with animals but I haven't seen her around lately." She said while feeling a bit embrassased for showing weakness in front of her rival. It was not unusual for them to just take it easy and relax but it was sure rare. "I ... wouldn't ask you this normally but Fluttershy did say you know how to give good massages... you don't mind do ya?"

Oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh... is this really happening? I mean this is just getting weird. "Sure... I won't ask how she got you to spill the beans but, yeah I will do it. I mean just lets find somewhere private so no one thinks something else is going on... my hooves drive the mares wild." She winks and chuckles.

"Sure, sure... anyways lets head to the barn it should be empty and since it's not too close to the house we can have the privacy for me to... 'appreciate the magic' " she accentuated the last words with a sarcastic tone. She already knew her friend loved to brag about anything and it was comforting she wasn't making a fuss about helping her.

"Alright lead the way." She said while following her.

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Spike was pissed. He has a mustache worthy of a mustache aficionado and no one got excited by it. He was hoping the mare of his dreams would at least acknowledge the epic mustache. It was glorious and powerful. He wanted the world to see it. Unfortunately his lack of wings and knowledge of the world was limiting his delusional ideas.

Rarity was outside her shop tossing out old fabrics and useless materials when she noticed spike in thought rubbing his stache. She was chuckling a bit and thought how cute he looked. Maybe he could date Sweetie Belle... nah that wouldn't go well with mom and dad... plus... he seems to be glued to me, I guess I am just that attractive... oh well poor Spikey Wikey... maybe one day he will find some dragon to love him. She went back inside the shop before the clingy baby dragon could spot her.

He was just about to be crowned emperor of mustaches in his fantasy when he heard the familiar clopping noises associated with walking ponies. He just missed Rarity and his chance to use an epic pick up line he learned from one of Twilight's books. The library was full of information. Some that even Twilight wouldn't have known about. Even if she has probably read every book in the library... twice.

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Rainbow Dash was checking her eyes when she saw Applejack laying on her side with her hat off and her hair down. I am dreaming this aren't I... I hope not... wait.... What am I going to do.. what if I accidentally grope her because of some stupid book... I need to be calm and professional... oh why does she have to look so good with her natural sweat... and that smell... damn I turned into a pervert.

Applejack was relaxing. She always had to keep her appearances when working and the hat helped with the heat. All day apple bucking in the sun was dehydrating and exhausting. She was just laying on her side and waiting for her 'masseuse' to start. "I ain't got no fancy candles.... so just pretend we at some spa... or whatever it is you have to do to 'visualize'" She said unsure of the process ponies that massage others go through or why. She just needed her leg all feeling good. She wasn't asking for a full body or anything special.

Rainbow Dash gulped and just tried to suppress the urges from rising. "Alright then just lay still and let The Dash do her work." she said before loosening her muscles and bones and flexing herself out. She wanted to be loose and limber if she was going to massage properly. She usually kept her ability to perform mind blowing massages to herself. Fluttershy usually got one when she was being preened. Though her mind didn't look as if it had been blown after the matter. Maybe Flutters is immune to the magic touch?

Applejack just waved a hoof at her "Hurry up Sugar Cube I ain't getting any younger." she said while looking to the front. She didn't want to look at her friend's face while she was in a vulnerable position. She hated feeling vulnerable but she trusts Rainbow Dash. They had a deep trust for each other and usually that got them through awkward moments.

Rainbow Dash silently approached her, the cyan mare's eyes locked on to the leg and she started to gently position herself to the stomach side of the other mare before reaching over and running a hoof over the other mare's leg causing her to jump from the sudden jolt of pleasure.

"Whoa nelly... Sorry... I just .. nervous I guess." she said while breathing quickly. Her face was flushed and she was unsure of what else to say so she just shut her mouth and let her mind relax.

"Alright it's ok... I will be going slower now..." She said drifting off to silence while she slowly caressed the leg with her hoof. She could feel the tension and the cramped muscles as she expertly glided her foreleg across the leg. She gently put force into her kneading of the leg. She was being slow and gentle but also thorough. "Wow... you are so cramped up AJ." Her tone a little huskier than intended.

Applejack just tried to ignore the pleasure surging through her body. It was getting too much to bear.. "RD... don't stop." When she said that she froze up.... Did I just oh Celestia why did I just say that?

Luckily Rainbow Dash was oblivious to the tone but still had a minor flush remembering the book and it's contents. She was still casually massaging the leg and pressing more into it. She could hear the moans and tried tuning it out but found herself more and more into the whole massage. She could feel Applejack jerk around from the jolts of pleasure. It was getting erotic and soon they would have to stop before something horrible happened.

Applejack was drifting from consciousness enjoying the massage while being exhausted from a busy day. Her legs now feeling like jelly as Rainbow decided upon herself to massage the other one.. When did she? I mean it feels so good but... I just needed.... and then no noises came from her but silent snoring and slow breathing.

Rainbow Dash was smiling until she realized Applejack had snoozed during the massage . Great now what..is that... what's that smell? She sniffed the air and it was musky. She investigated the source and almost whinnied in surprise. Applejack is bucking wet... oh man... what do I do.... temptation is telling me to just get a taste but ... that is wrong.. so wrong... I mean.... what if she wakes up and I get caught... I will be exiled and banished... but what if she doesn't wake up... I can finally see if she really does taste like apples or cider... I can say I was.... ummm I don't know ... stupid book...

Her mind battled for minutes. Morality and lust fighting each other... she had rationalized that it was just one lick and it wouldn't be sexual assault if it was just in the name of science... yeah.... just testing Twilight's theory... I mean is it really a bad thing if it was for a good cause? She started leaning in and her brain kicked her morally. "No... I can't do this... damn you Twilight and damn you stupid book... I just want one taste... " She was whispering to herself. She decided she would just take a whiff instead since there isn't a crime about that. She inhaled the musky scent and shivered in delight. "Stupid sexy Applejack." She had to fight her lust and move on. She decided to just leave her friend in the barn asleep... till she realized what could happen if she did. She decided to nuzzle her friend and slowly wake her up.

Applejack yawned and chuckled "I guess your 'magic touch' had put me to sleep.... thanks a lot RD I knew I could trust you to not leave me here." She said with a huge smile... her body feeling so much better until she realized her scent was all over the place. She quickly excused herself and ran off.

Rainbow Dash saw a drop of Applejack's essence on the floor. She decided it isn't sexual assault if it's on the floor and with the five second rule in place she decided to just go for it. She licked the floor and rolled herself around on the spot with shame pouring from her very soul. I hate myself... well time to go pick up Tank and read more of that book... I have to see what else Twilight has in store for me... well the book version of me who apparently had tasty 'Apple Pie' while I barely got any cider... stupid book.

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Applebloom was watching the entire time... she was worried when she heard the sudden moaning noises and went to check on her sister. What she saw shocked her to the core. My sister and Rainbow Dash are special some ponies to each other? I got to tell Scootaloo she will be so jealous... So the curse of the book was spreading.

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Rainbow Dash had to hear the bad news of Tank not getting a mate. Fluttershy suggested he stay with her till tomorrow and they would meet at another pond at noon to find Tank a mate. She was going to pack lunch for the both of them and that way Rainbow Dash didn't have to worry about missing a meal.

She was so thankful for it she offered to pay some bits, her offer of paying was refused by her friend. "I would never make you pay Rainbow Dash... I never make anyone pay for helping out a friend." she said with such a smile and voice that cut into the rainbow maned mare's heart. I hope her mate treats her as well as she deserves.

She was now free to read her book. She decided to crack it open at where it left off. "Nah... skipping that... I already am having problems not trying to mount Apples so I think I will just skip a few pages... Oh what the no way!" She was furious.. the next chapter which she was expecting it to be about someone else was in fact something she was dreading. It was another chapter about her and some other pony.. but not just any pony it was about her and Rarity... "Chapter 2... RariDash."

Author's Note

So the plot thickens. Yes I know I am evil. I have accepted that. Next Chapter features a unique perspective about the encounters of Rainbow Dash and Rarity and the whole saving her life a couple of times bit.

SuperMare and Lois Mane?

SuperMare and Lois Mane?

It was near evening now in Ponyville, as the day was slowly changing into the night. It was almost sunset and the town of Ponyville was looking magnificent under the slowly dying sun. Soon the moon would rise and give it's serene glow upon the land of Equestria.

Twilight saw that time was passing by and she had checked every inch of the library. Still no sign of her special book. It was now certain that is was checked out on accident. "So who has it?" She was thinking of ponies who usually visit and was deciding the ledger was a better way of finding out who was responsible for taking her precious book. She knew Cheerilee frequented the library and so did most of her friends. She looked at the ponies who recently checked out a book and went hunting. Her ledger was her hit list as the now crazed mare was going to find her book and destroy any pony who dared steal such a valuable and enticing work of art... I wanted to read the later chapters.... I wanted to enjoy it... damn stupid town of book stealing ponies.

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Rainbow Dash was in the middle of a nice nap. She got home and was pretty tired from her activities. She had realized she slept with the book on her chest. It was a good book but the hell was wrong with the author? She wasn't used to seeing such stuff in her life. She was about to read the second chapter but decided to nap first.

She was much more refreshed and was ready to eat some dinner and then read some raunchy .... why am I excited about this... I mean yeah it was hot.. really hot... but I mean.. am I a slut in Twilight's eyes? Or does she have other books about the other girls... wait.. does she have a chapter about me and her? Twilight you freaking Egg Head... I better not rut everyone in this story... I mean.. I won't mind reading it if I do... it's a book... not like these things happened.

She decided to ignore the thoughts and head off to get some food. Maybe I can eat at Flutters... I love her cooking... hmm maybe I can get dinner with someone else? Nah Flutters it is. With her mind made up she decided to head to Fluttershy's cottage and see what delicious meal her timid friend had decided to make.

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When Rainbow Dash touched down infront of her door she was about to knock when she heard an alarming sound.

"Eeep.. please don't hurt me... please stop." Fluttershy was yelling at her attacker.

Rainbow Dash had no time for thinking she broke through the door into the house and yelled "Leave her alone!" With all the intimidation she could muster as she flared her wings and snorted. She was looking around for the threat and when she saw it she felt her head start to ache from the sheer stupidity of the situation.

The enemy in question was a very slow moving and pent up tortoise. He was literally going after Fluttershy at the rate of 2 miles a year... and it was just saddening to see her friend shaking in fear in a fetal position against a wall while her 'attacker' was literally one flick of the hoof away from being thwarted.

"Rainbow Dash thank goodness you are here... Tank is out of control... he hit angel bunny and made him run away... he is coming after me now you have to stop him... " she said in actual fear as her tears were spilling.

"Shy.... what am I going to do with you?" She asked while putting a hoof to her face. It was just pathetic. "See what you did Shy you made me breakdown a door just because Tank was coming after you?" She slapped tank aside and pointed at the spinning shell. "That is all you had to do." She said with pride puffing her chest out.

"NO!... Why did you hit him... oh no you just hit the poor thing... " She said rushing to Tank's side "There there Tank you're ok." she said gently rubbing him with her hoof.

"So I will pretend this all didn't happen and fix your door if you can at least say you made dinner.. I am starving." her stomach started to growl as Fluttershy blushed.

"I am sorry... I was so scared... I forgot to cook... please don't hate me... I know I am weak..." she was about to cry.

Unknown to most ponies Fluttershy crying was like a jack hammer to Rainbow Dash's heart. She can't stand seeing the mare cry. She rushed to her side and locked her in a tight hug "You aren't weak Shy... don't ever say that. Hey forget cooking I am taking you out to eat and I am even paying." She said while holding her friend tightly.

Fluttershy was enjoying the closeness but felt bad as it is. "Are you sure you want to pay for dinner? I can just cook something if you like," she said with the cutest smile she could muster.

Rainbow Dash felt like she was having an over load of cute hit her heart and made a weird noise "Hnnng" and fell over. She was unable to move for a couple of seconds.

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Twilight was prowling the town as she was intent on finding the culprit who stole her book the first person on her list was Cheerilee. She knew that mare was into reading and borrowing books was her way of escaping the reality of being a teacher. I will teach you to take my precious book you foal-teaching fiend.

Cheerilee was reading a book, not just any book but a how to guide. The book was on seducing stallions who were shy but also very muscular. She was using it because she had this crush on her friend who once fell in love with her after an incident with a love poison. Once the poison faded they both were just friends again but still. She wanted to be more. She had thought of ways to seduce him but didn't know the best route to go. "I could just show up on his bed and plant myself on him." She mused herself.

A loud knock on the door was all it took to make her jump. The door was being banged on loudly "I know you are in there Cheerilee. " Came the irritated voice of Twilight Sparkle. She was banging on the door and was about to just break in and tackle the mare and make her confess when the door opened.

"My goodness Twilight what has happened to you?" She asked before she was pushed aside by the mare in question.

"I am looking for my book... I know you borrowed it today and I need it." She said with anger seething from her coat and mouth.

"Wait... are you telling me.. you want that book?" It wasn't a good thing to have a princess as a rival for the affections of a shy muscular stallion chapter three of the how to guide specifically states if a princess is after your intended target it's best if you back off. "I didn't know you were into him."

"Into who? I am not into anyone! It was just a book I wrote when I was... thinking about things... I am not into Rainbow Dash and the chapter where I get tied up by her in my royal chambers was just a gateway to express her wicked desires of holding me down and using her lustful powers to seduce me... it was just a story... Now give me that book." Her anger slipping as she just realized she shouted the entire thing and Cheerilee looked stunned.

"I... the.. what?" Her confusion was high and she was just sure she heard the princess of friendship explain that the book she was some how reading had chapters about Rainbow Dash having her way with the lavender alicorn. "I don't think that is in this book..." she said showing the how to guide to Twilight.

"Oh... oh... Oh....... oh.... I..... can we forget I said all that?" Her face red from embarrassment and her hoof pawing at the ground slowly.. "Enjoy your book I gotta go." she ran out the door and cried a bit. Stupid, stupid, stupid... I have to find that book before it destroys me.

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"Well sorry about earlier Shy.... I didn't mean to scare you like that." Rainbow Dash was eating some soup made by Fluttershy. She was planning on going out to eat but had an over dose of cuteness and fainted from the force of it. It hadn't happened before but never has Shy beamed such a smile like that either.

Fluttershy who calmed down once Rainbow had woken up was finishing her soup and smiling "It's ok... I am just glad you are alright.. you been acting weird all day. I hope nothing is wrong." She said while looking a bit worried.

"Nah just... stuff... anyways I am going to go and next time Tank approaches you just swat him... he is a slow moving tortoise shy... also stay safe... I don't know what I would do if you were hurt Shy... " She said softly before turning to leave. "Thanks for dinner and take care of yourself." She was walking out the door.

Fluttershy try saying something but no words came out her mouth. She just watched as the cyan mare had flown away. Sure the door was broken but... she didn't care it was something that could be fixed but she was just wanting some more time with her friend.

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Rainbow Dash had landed home and immediately rushed to her book. She wanted to read more of it. She used a feather as a book mark and opened the book to where she left off "Chapter two ... Raridash...."

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Chapter 2: RariDash

I have come to the conclusion upon further investigation that if my first hypothesis wasn't true then surely this one would be. Rainbow Dash is a heroic mare and always there to save the day.

Rarity is the perfect damsel in distress while I myself don't find her super attractive I must be objective when I say she is very beautiful...

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"Hell yeah she is.." Rainbow Dash chuckled, here I go getting worked up again.

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While Rarity and Rainbow Dash barely hang out they still have this passionate bond.

The biggest case in point is the best young flier's competition. Rarity was the first one to suggest we go see Rainbow Dash and became the test subject for the flight spell when I haven't even had a chance to learn or practice it....

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"Wow... I didn't even know that. She was that into supporting me?" Her respect for the unicorn increased slightly that moment. Maybe this book isn't such a bad thing after all.

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Later on however Rarity decided to be a show off and take part of the competition. That certainly made my studies seem to want to end there. Then something amazing happened. I was watching Rarity perform flawlessly and Rainbow fail ridiculously so. The finale of the spectacle was a frightening one. Rarity flew high into the sky and like Icarus she dropped.

I surely thought she was a goner but the Wonderbolts had gone in to save her. They failed and my heart dropped I thought for sure she was going to die. Then Rainbow Dash flew down like a super hero and in the nick of time saved her, just as she finished performing her Sonic Rainboom. That moment when she caught her was the most romantic moment in all of Equestria. Rarity was so flustered by it that she breathlessly thanked her savior and even called her the best flier in all Equestria.

Their relationship has followed the same routine since then. Rarity falls and Rainbow Dash catches her. It seems that their relationship mimics SuperMare and Lois Mane's. It was a loving if not one sides relationship. While Lois Mane loves SuperMare she can't settle down with her because of the fact SuperMare isn't always SuperMare and when she isn't Lois Mane isn't really into her.

So while Rainbow Dash saves Rarity, the prissy dramatic unicorn seems to have a surge of want for Rainbow Dash. After the serotonin and adrenaline die off however she is back to just being friends. Still this leads me to believe if Rarity was to be in a position of danger and Rainbow Dash was to save her it could lead to a moment in which their relationship changes completely.

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Rainbow Dash was skipping the boring scientific stuff again after reading too much into it already. She wanted to get to the good part. So she waited till she saw a third person point of view and... Bingo!

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Rainbow Dash in her Wonderbolts attire was just casually flying around the city of Ponyville....

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"Hell yeah I am a Wonderbolt in this story.... Bucking awesome." She was cheering on and suddenly more enthused about this particular story.

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Her mission was to protect the town and it's inhabitants. She was a crime fighter and a performer all while managing the weather in short she was just awesome.

On this particular night Rainbow Dash had found Rarity the fashionista stranded on her roof after a teleportation spell went wrong. "Help me.. Rainbow Dash I need you." Her tone was over dramatic and her hoof surely as ever reached her face as she was making a "rescue me" face.

Rainbow Dash was no stranger to rescuing the self centered over dramatic whiny gracious mare. It was almost as if that was how they communicated. It was beyond words just raw love and passion.

Rarity leapt from her roof into the strong and very capable arms of the mare who was her hero... and her love. She desired her but was saddened that she wasn't a stallion. Rarity was only into stallions and even if she never had been rutted bullshit she was only willing to mate with stallions. "if only you had a tool to dig into my diamond cave we could make love all night." She said sadly. Wanting nothing more than to be taken by the Dashing (no pun intended) mare of her dreams.

"It's alright Rarity... I have one on under the suit I knew you were wanting me but was just too afraid to give mare's a shot. So I got a pick axe to mine your cave for all the precious minerals it's worth." She said in a husky tone causing the unicorn to start dripping water out her mine.

Rarity commanded the heroic mare to bring them to her bedroom at once.

Rainbow Dash flew here there in 10 seconds flat.

Just then on her bed was the drastic evil Spike who had planned on trying to seduce the fair lady Rarity....

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"No way... I am going to beat up Spike in her story... that is just bucked up... Twilight is insane... yeah she is insane." She skipped the part where she was abusing a defenseless baby dragon for the sake of sexual needs. She read after the point where Rainbow Dash tossed spike out the window who ran off to the library to cry to Twilight.

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"Well now that the dragon is gone I can enter your diamond mine with my pick-axe and dig out all the gems." She said lewdly before licking the ear of Rarity.

Rarity was already so aroused from the brilliant display of strength from when Rainbow Dash took out that annoying dragon. It was her night after all. She had already bent herself forward and lifted her rear giving access of her 'diamond mine' to her new lover.

Rainbow Dash wasted no time in stripping her Wonderbolts outfit from her body and just mounted her friend using her 'pick-axe to dig into her lover's mine.

Rarity felt the strong pick-axe digging away at her mine and slamming itself into the nodes trying to dig out her gems. It was making her moan in pleasure. The sheer force of being rutted properly was giving her mouth a work out as she constantly released loud and chaotic shrieks of pleasure.

Rainbow Dash was grabbing her sides with her forelegs while jamming her digging tool into her mine with force and precision. Each fateful strike was accompanied with some loud moans and pleasurable shake of the hips. She was hitting deep into the mine feeling her tool get soaked as she dug into a water filled zone. The pick-axe constantly pounding away at her diamond mine and rapidly tearing the defenses away.

Rarity's eyes were glazed over as her body was reacting strongly to the erotic and lewd acts being done on her. "Oh yess... Rainbowwwww.... Dig into my mine damn you... Dig deeper, dig harder.... Damn you dig harder..." She backed her hips to meet each forceful attack the pick-axe was giving. It was maddening. Surely all of Ponyville could hear her.

Rainbow Dash was excited her own tool belt was wet with sweat and shame... she didn't care it was thrilling to make such a usually refined mare turn into a sopping mess. "I can feel your mine flooding.... Are you close to having a cave in?" She said following the wordplay.

"Yes... Damn nnnnggg... I am about to .... have a ... collapse.... Arggg.... So... good." she was wailing like a banshee at this point. Her decency had gone the moment the pick-axe was deep in her mine. Now her body was ready to just explode with ecstasy. "RAINBOW DASH!" She moaned out as the flood waters were let loose causing the mine to cave in and the pick axe to be drenched in fluids.

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".... I don't even.... " She didn't know what to say... she was so turned on she must have not noticed her hoof jammed into her own sopping cavern. This story was so oddly erotic it just shut her mind off.

She was unsure if she should read more into this story ... it seemed night had pass and all of a sudden she was tired. She had never felt this good. She went on to have dreams.

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SuperMare was fighting off a group of villains, she had to in order to save Lois Mane. The villains were going to do something dastardly to the fair journalist if SuperMare didn't save her.

She was already knocking out the third villain while the others started running and panicking. No enemy was a match for SuperMare. She walked casually up to Lois Mane who was ever thankful.

"SuperMare... you saved me again... oh I wish I had something to thank you with." Her eyes batting her lashes that were long and fake.

"Oh but you do. You have something that I want ... and I think as your hero I deserve it don't you." SuperMare said huskily almost out of character. The fine mare who saved lives was now seducing her love interest in a middle of a suddenly vacant lair.

"Oh yes... I think you do deserve a extra special reward SuperMare... why don't you take your prize." Lois Mane said dreamily as she opened her legs and smiled. "It's all for you SuperMare... now take me." She commanded with a lewd tone.

SuperMare was already planning to and started to dive her tongue into ...

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Rainbow Dash woke up and sweating... "The buck?.... this book... it's affecting me... I don't know what to do.. I should probably return it ... or I could just keep it... and keep reading it. Wait who am I talking to?" She noticed she was talking to herself and was not sure why she suddenly stopped. Anyways, yeah much better... ok maybe I can go to Rarity's tomorrow and prove that this book is wrong. I mean what happened with AJ was a fluke right? I mean there is no way I will get into any sexual incidents with Rarity... none what so ever.

Author's Note

So yeah in my quest to save this story from going into an M rated one I used the words Pick-axe and Diamond mine... Rarity's cutie mark saves the day. Just how long can I keep writing spicy content without being forced to go to an M rating? If I go to an M rating I will have to strip the clever words and just go for the gusto. Since this story isn't about clop I wanted to just it be erotically charged comedy like ... Girls Bravo. It's not a hentai but definitely not a kid's anime.

Spike's Seduction Plan?

Spike's Seduction Plan?

The sun shines over the usually busy town Ponyville, today however it wasn't as filled with walking and talking ponies. The storm was scheduled for today and most of the market stands were closed for the event. While storms hurt business in the short run without a good dose of rain water the crops won't grow and thus in the long run it's a blessing.

The night prior, while the town was asleep, two mares were up and unable to rest. Twilight Sparkle spent the entire night combing every inch of her library searching for her secret book. Her book was a secret research project she had been working on since she got to Ponyville. She had been studying the nuances and behavior patterns of a certain rainbow maned pegasus.
Her notes were formed into a neatly written book that detailed her findings and her scenarios in which the likely 'encounters' would occur.

Rainbow Dash on the other hand kept having erotic dreams featuring herself and the fashionista that was usually self reserved and always working. It wasn't that they didn't want to hang out with each other but with barely any common ground it was unlikely they would be around each other. Each dream got more intense than the last. Whips and chains were involved in one of them. Bondage, food play, even role-play sessions had been invading her thoughts as she slept. She was constantly waking up with either sweat dripping from her body or with her hoof nestled betwixt her legs. It was getting out of hand.

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Spike was up early, he had plans to finally get himself laid. "Today will go just as I need to. I will be helpless in the storm and Rarity will have to let me stay with her. While the rain falls and we huddle close for heat I will then implement the 'laying of the words'." He was so sure of himself. He properly groomed himself and was looking at the mirror making a clicking noise as he pointed at himself and winked. "Looking good Spike.. looking real good." He was full of confidence and eagerness.

He didn't bother waking up Twilight because she needed to sleep in. She was up all night destroying things and looking for that book. He wish he knew where it was so he could have some peace and quiet while the lavender alicorn isn't asleep. He was ready for action. He had his mustache ready and his suit. No one could resist the combo. A small tux made just for him with a top hat and cane. He was the most pimp looking dragon in all Equestria. He was ready to make his mark in history for being the first dragon to tap unicorn flank.

All he had to do was busy himself until the storm was to occur. He couldn't be in sight of anyone or questions would be asked but he can't be inside here with the crazy mare constantly yelling obscenities and shooting magic randomly as a way of coping with her missing book. I am so glad I don't have any secret books... I have that magazine but... that isn't important.

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Fluttershy was making the lunch to be packed for the picnic. She wanted to make something light and also something tasty. She loved it when her friend had a smile on her face while eating the food she made. "Today will be a good day. I can feel it. No stupid storm will stop me from having a great day." She said with some bravado as she continued prepping for her lunch 'date'. Is it a date? I mean does watching a tortoise trying to get 'lucky' constitute as a date? Well we will be eating in a close proximity... I just hope the storm doesn't start too early.. the weather team are constantly messing up when Rainbow Dash hasn't had a good night's rest.

She was humming while picturing a romantic date that wasn't going to occur. She just liked thinking about it, it wasn't hurting anyone. She was still reeling from the tragedy that was Tank though. He was going wild at the slowest speed possible for a stampeding tortoise could do. He was trying to knock things over and hit other critters. He was in no mood for nonsense. He wanted some action and he wanted it now.

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Rainbow Dash was barely up. She was moving clouds and finishing a task that usually was done in record time. She wasn't feeling too awesome as she was sleep deprived and over sexed. Her hoof had been her mistress of the night and they shared some intimate moments and her hoof wasn't gentle.

She just wanted the nightmare to end but at the same time was wondering just how many others will she be getting laid with. Well not me the other me. The one who is lucky enough to nail the hottest mare's in all Equestria... wait is there a chapter about me and Celestia? Do I want one to happen? I mean I can see the merit of it, she being all regal and stuff. Still as majestic as she is what kind of freaky things would an immortal princess be into? She has had an eternity of lonely nights. I don't care anymore I have to finish my job and visit rares quickly before heading to the... where was I going again... the pond oh yeah Flutters... I love calling her that... it's like so cute.. Flutters.. butters...

Her mind was rapidly degenerating into mumbles as she accidentally started the storm up and knew she was going to get into trouble for it. The weather team didn't have a higher up to complain to but since Rainbow Dash was the Weather Manager she was the one they complained to whenever something went wrong. Because they can tell me how to do my job, right? Bucking ungrateful ponies.

With the storm on she thought it was the perfect time to just head into The Carousel Boutique. The storm since started early would be cleared by noon so she didn't buck up her plans with Fluttershy. The farmers and other residents may be pissed off but she can deal with her hate on her own time.

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Spike wasn't aware the storm had started and was still making sure things would go smooth. He had his dialogue being practiced and his motions as well. He wanted it to be perfect. He wasn't leaving anything to chance. He had taken off his suit to make some breakfast for Twilight so when she woke up she had something to at least digest before she went crazy.

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Rarity was stretching her body as the rain woke her from her sleep. Something else woke her as well. There was a knocking sound at her door and wondered "Who would want a dress this early? In this weather... wait the storm wasn't supposed to start this early... someone messed up again.. maybe it was Ditzy... nah can't blame her." Her mood was still a pleasant one as customers meant bits to spend and possible spread in fame.

She opened the door and found a surprise "Rainbow... Dash?" She asked. She was looking upon the visage of awesome itself and in the rain with the water cascading down her coat it was an even more alluring sight than usual. She was stunned and wondered if she was having one of those... dreams again. She wasn't that fond of the dreams where she wasn't being rutted by a stallion. She knew she was into stallions.... even if she hasn't been rutted before.

Rarity wasn't an ugly pony growing up but her attitude kept mean at the friend-zone. While the idea of rutting a drama queen would be appealing to some ponies it just wasn't worth it to them to be judged on appearance, style, manners, and the list goes on. Thus the only action Rarity has had was from her ... ahem a lady doesn't even think about these thoughts.

Rainbow Dash was smiling "Hey Rarity, I was in the neighborhood and thought I would drop by... mind if I come in?" She asked while trying to keep her excitement minimal. I am not going to try and get laid... I am not going to try and get laid... I am.... aren't I... yep I am. I just hope Spike doesn't have plans of visiting here because things would get awkward fast.

Rarity was curious about her tone... Is she being flirty... nah. "Why yes do come inside." The words while innocent was causing her friend to blush. "Is something the matter Darling?" She asked with her somewhat stuck up voice. Her normal voice was a mix of calm, prissy, and stuck up. Her whiny voice however was a mix of being nasally and obnoxious but if tweaked right it can sound erotic.

"Sweet, don't mind if I do." She said with a wink and got inside and before she could shake herself dry she was stopped by Rarity.

"No... Don't do that... I will get you a towel or you can just follow me to my room I am sure you don't want people knowing you are here and I can't lock the door in case other customers arrive." She said without knowing just what was going through her friend's mind.

No bucking way... this is actually happening? Seriously... yes... I guess it's time to see if SuperMare will have her Lois Mane... best book ever! "Sure we can go to your room. I will warn you though I am drenched... so don't miss a spot." Her voice was getting husky. She was testing the waters. She wanted to see if Rarity was game for some fun or just being innocently helpful.

"Why Darling that sounds like a challenge... I guess I will make sure to be thorough if you feel I must." She said with a softer tone not sure why she was suddenly feeling hot. What is wrong with you Rarity... she is a mare not a stallion... mares can't rut you properly... even if she is a tom-colt. She is muscular like a stallion and well toned... Strong and fast... but still... she isn't a stallion so moving on.

Rainbow Dash just smiled softly while following her would be lover into her room. Things were going to be awesome from now on. As long as nothing in the foreseeable future causes a problem.

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Twilight woke up with a groan, She wasn't in the best of moods and was still tired. Her body was barely processing the command to move her brain was giving her. "Spike... are you here?" She asked while looking out her window noticing a storm "It's raining like crazy so don't go outside Spike." She said in warning.

The words that she heard shocked her. "Oh shit... I am so late... damn it I need to go... I made you breakfast and have fun doing... whatever bye," He said with hurry as he got his stuff together and ran out. The library while trying not to let his plan go to waste.

"Well... that happened." Her voice wasn't amused but it was something she needed to wake up. That little dragon has some explaining to do. She wanted to know who had the gall to corrupt her Spike... my Spike... yuck that sounded wrong. Anyways that book... as long as Rainbow Dash doesn't have it, the world was safe... she decided to just let it go for now and focus on recovering from her self imposed imbalance and unscheduled freak outs.

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Sweetie Belle had been spending the night in her Sister's home above the Carousel Boutique and was hearing some wierd noises. She decided she would investigate them. She was being sneaky as to not get caught in case it was her sister talking to some customer or singing one of her ridiculous songs about making clothing.

She peeked her head around the corner to the open door and saw Rainbow Dash pinning her sister. No way! Rainbow Dash and Rarity are special some ponies? I can't wait to tell Scootaloo about this... she is going to flip. She decided to give them privacy and go see if the rain was going to let up soon. She was walking down stairs when she saw someone enter the shop. It wasn't any adult pony she knew since the bottom half of the door was the only part that opened. "Hello?" she said in her hyper cute voice that was the D'awww factor of the Cutie Mark Crusaders.

Spike in his most Dash like mood he could be in was "Sup... so where is your sister Sweetie Belle?" His voice was full of confidence and he made his appearance known and it caused the young filly to be impressed.

"You look good Spike... but why do you need my sister for?" She was awful inquisitive and curious today. She was just hoping Spike wasn't here to see her since she was currently 'busy'.

"Oh nothing just umm... here to see her... is she upstairs in her room?" He noticed Sweetie Belle was blocking the stairs and looking scared. "Oh no... she is hurt.. I will go help her.." He rushed passed the now worried filly.

"Nooo..." she tried yelling out but it came out as a squeak as she was sure her voice wouldn't have stopped him once he had Rarity on the mind.

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Fluttershy had noticed the storm going on and wondered if someone bucked up. Fluttershy you foul mouth... how could you even say such words. I need to be more careful even when thinking things.

She was busy taking care of things at her place and was hoping the rain would end before her plans were ruined. She didn't want anything to cause her day to not go well. She was going to snuggle up to her friend like they used to when they were fillies. Since they had that awkward phase of separation Rainbow Dash hasn't cuddled the timid mare and it made Fluttershy so upset. "We used to be so close... Stupid Gilda." She was trying to relax and even Tank was suddenly aware of a even more pissed off animal in the house.

Tank wasn't going to let his anger go he kept trying to make a show of dominance as he 'rushed' around and slammed himself into things. He wasn't the most intimidating thing but he made himself feel like he was. I want to get laid...

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Rainbow Dash was on top of Rarity who was stunned and confused but heavily aroused. "So Rarity... if you want me to stop.... just say 'banana' if not I won't let up and I will make you cream all over this bed." Her husky tones and words were followed by sensual slow licks. I can't believe this is happening... that book was right Rare's is into the whole hero thing and even if I am not a stallion I will make the bed shake with my ... whatever. Her focus was on slowly dominating the other mare.

Rarity was unsure of what happened. She tried replaying the thoughts in her mind as she was assaulted with pleasure by her friend's soft and smooth tongue. I was inviting her to get dry, I made sure her coat was completely water free, then we talked about something and now I am getting HELLO! She was about to yell something from the sudden jolt of pleasure and was wondering just what the buck was going on. She looked down and saw her friend's eyes looking right at her but her tongue wasn't in sight... is she? Oh my I should stop this but... oh my Celestia this is feeling amazing.

Rainbow Dash was licking Rarity's gem and enjoying it. It doesn't taste like diamonds or stones.. I guess that is good... it's slightly saltier than I would imagine but hey it's sorta good. Just the smell is amazing.. I think she probably deodorizes it. She was taking full advantage of the moment to fully explore the diamond mine like her fictional self did. "Mmm damn Rares... your mine is flooding." Her voice dripping with lust. The atmosphere was dense with thick waves of lust and passion. The smell was permeating the usually scentless bedroom.

Rarity was almost lost in her senses she started moaning her would be lover's name out while trying not to get too out of control. She was still a lady after all. A refined and now being ravaged lady but a lady nonetheless. She was so out of it she didn't even notice Spike rush in until she turned her head and shrieked from her first orgasm and the sudden intrusion.

"Already... damn Rarity I knew you were a virgin but I was just getting started... Oh shit Spike?" She said while pulling her tongue out from the depths of her friends mine. She had wondered what in Celestia's name would cause fate to lead to this moment.

Spike was shocked, hurt, and aroused. He didn't know what to say or how to feel. "Dash.... you knew I was into Rarity... how could you.... I thought... we were friends... I guess not huh?" He said while tears formed around his eyes. "Rarity... you suck... you just... suck." He said dejected before running off.

"Spikey Wikey.... Rainbow Dash what did we do?" She said confused... one moment they were talking with civility the next moment they were sharing passion and Rarity's V card was stolen and her first orgasm that wasn't self induced wasn't from a stallion. She felt cheated... "This is your fault.... what were you thinking? Was I just some notch on the old bed post or was this some attack against Spike?" She asked while crying.

Rainbow Dash wasn't sure what just happened... all she knew was she had to get out of there. Buck... this is bucked up... poor Spike... I never seen him so down... and I was the cause of it... all because of a stupid book that was written by a princess. Damn I don't know what to do. I feel like I am losing control of my life. I almost ravish Applejack and I just stole Rarity's cherry... well not technically but still... it was her first time and I selfishly was the one who decided to share it with her on a whim... what do I do now? Tell her sorry and make her feel worse? Date her and stop reading the book? Oh shit.... I am supposed to meet Fluttershy at the pond... later on... how do I go have fun with Shy if I just caused this mess? I can't abandon Rarity but I also have to find Spike. "Rarity... I don't know what it was... I was just so horny that I kind of just... went for it." She said while scratching the back of her neck.

"Oh you went for it alright... you did what you wanted and now look. I am no longer pure and ... now Spike hates me... all because you had to use your "awesome" on other ponies..." Her gaze wouldn't meet her friend's ... were they even friends now. "Rainbow Dash... I don't want to see you again. Please leave my bedroom and my life."

Rainbow Dash felt like she was just shot in the heart. "Rarity don't do this... sure I messed up but you are just going to cut me out of your life?" Her eyes were now mimicking the sky above as it was raining from her eyes. "Please don't do this right now... I already feel bad as is." Her facade of being awesome and radical was slowly breaking in front of the mare she had just shared carnal desires with.

"It's not all about you and what you want... did you think for a second about me before you decided to 'attack' me with your uncouth and savage desires?" Her voice was devoid of a dramatic tone, it was purely serious. A tone her friend never heard before. One that was cutting her like a steak knife.

"Alright... I guess .... I will leave you be... I am really sorry things got this way... good bye." She said while slowly slinking off before she just rushed out in anger.

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Twilight was almost feeling zen like she had learned to let go of her worries and was finally able to smile. "Ah... nothing gets better than this." She said while she read some text book about the metaphysical world. " Now if only it could stay this pea-" her sentence broken by a loud slam of the door.

"I can't believe them... Stupid bucking Rainbow Dash and stupid user Rarity... what did I do to deserve this crap?" He was ripping his suit off and tossing his hat to who-cares-ville. He wasn't a happy dragon.

Twilight was wondering what was going on. Rainbow Dash and Rarity both helped bring Spike home during the Dragon Migration so she wasn't sure what they did to some how make her baby dragon angry. "Spike... what is going on?" Her voice full of worry and confusion.

Then he said what he had saw and suddenly things were making sense. Rainbow Dash was in the library, books scattered everywhere, she suddenly left without picking up a daring do. Now spike tells her Rainbow Dash was nailing Rarity... it was becoming too much of a coincidence for it to not be what she thought was going on. She would have to test her theory before jumping to any conclusions but first... she had to find a way to console her baby dragon. If for anything to have peace again in the library. She loved the little guy but felt his crush had been annoying and was sort of glad it was going to end. She wasn't happy about how it came to be... she wasn't happy about that at all.

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Fluttershy was cleaning her house a bit as suddenly a door opened and she screamed, she turned around to face her intruder and softened a bit when she saw her old friend standing there with tears soaking her face. "Rainbow?" She asked confused before being pulled into a hug and hearing her friend cry. She didn't want to say anything... this had only happened once before, when her mother had died.

Fluttershy did the only thing she could and held her old friend very close and cooed her till she was calm. "Now you want to tell me what happened? If not we can just ..." she wanted to say snuggle but knew this wasn't the time for that. "stand here like this until you don't need to anymore." Her mind was confused as to what to feel. Rainbow Dash hadn't been this upset in years and yet she was holding on to the timid mare very closely.

"Shy... I bucked up big time... I just... I don't know what to do anymore... " Her tears like rain still pouring down her face. She held on to her friend tighter and made a suggestion that would change her friend's mood for a while. "Can... we snuggle ... if just for a bit... I just... need to snuggle something." Her voice tired and emotionally drained.

Fluttershy on the inside was elated but had to hide the sheer joy of being close again to her friend. "Yes.. we can snuggle for as long as you need to or want to." she said before getting into her old position of laying down while looking ahead. It was rather intimate the way they snuggled almost as lovers lying together but back then when the world was full of bullies and darkness their snuggle time made it all better. Nothing was sexual about it but at the same time it wasn't purely friendship. The bond they had was closer than most friends but they weren't ever sexually involved.

Rainbow Dash smiled and draped her wing over her friend before she started snuggling into her and messing with her hair. Soon they began playing like they used to as fillies. For that time it was ok no more was the world scary and no longer was the sadness hurting her. She wasn't going to just forget things but she wasn't going to be bothered by them while rolling around on the ground with her friend. Their casual touches and slow caresses always followed by giggles and never moans. It was pure and innocent but intimate as well. For a time they forgot the world and for a time it forgot them.

Author's Note

Oopsy made it like 4k words long and used some feels canon this chapter. Hope you don't mind some heavy hitting feels. Comedy will ensue again next chapter as the Cutie Mark Crusaders argue about just who is Rainbow Dash with.

Also the start of Chapter 3 in the book.... Pinkie Dash.

PinkieDash is Canon?

PinkieDash is Canon?

The town of Ponyville had just finished enduring it's untimely storm. The town was now starting to get busy again as the streets were now full of ponies. The puddles and soaked stands were inconsequential to the way of living. Puddles could be avoided and market stands were able to be dried. The issue was the storm was supposed to start later in the day. Since planning work was based on weather for farm ponies and other weather sensitive task workers, the schedule for the day was ruined causing grumpy ponies to make complaints to town hall.

The weather team were not going to allow themselves to take the flak for Rainbow Dash's screw up and had let the mayor know who was responsible for the storm's early start up. The mayor was unsure as to why the usually careful weather manager was bucking up. She didn't care for being yelled at or complained at by other ponies for something she had no control over.

While the grumpy ponies and the sighing mare were discussing things in town hall the rest of Ponyville was enjoying the sun and cool weather provided by the accidental storm.

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Rainbow Dash had been snuggling her friend Fluttershy for the past half hour just letting the pain of losing a friend get drowned away by the joy of being intimately close to her long time friend. The rain had stopped and they were ready to head to the other pond next to Fluttershy's cottage that had some tortoises there probably ready to mingle.

The canary mare had been beaming since their snuggle session, now with a picnic on the way and the privacy of it all it made her mind wander. I think today has been better than any day ever so far. I mean Rainbow Dash snuggled me, now we shall have a private picnic while Tank can find some special tortoise to have his babies. Things are looking up for you Fluttershy... so don't ruin it.

"Hey Fluttershy when we get to the pond..." She was intending on asking to do some more intimate snuggling but didn't want her friend to get some bad idea or feel crowded. She wasn't trying to make Shy uncomfortable since it would ruin another friendship and she already felt bad for losing a friend, possibly two if Spike was still pissed. "You think Tank will finally find his mate? I mean I am starting to feel bad for the guy." Her cover up worked and she was free of making another friend hate her.

"Why hopefully he does. He has been really, really grumpy lately and I just don't know what to do for him." She said while trying to not sound too distraught. The tortoise was giving her a lee way to spend time with Rainbow Dash so if she complained and Rainbow Dash decided to just forget the whole thing it would ruin her plans of having quality alone time with her friend.

"Hey, cheer up Shy... I bet he will with my awesomeness rubbing off on him." Her chest puffed out and she was back to being her old self.

Fluttershy blushed a bit from her friend's prideful form it was appealing and endearing to see her try and be more than she was. "Yes you are pretty awesome... if you don't mind me saying that is," she quickly recovered from almost flirting.

"Heck yeah I am... it's okay for you to recognize it, now let's go before I decide to look for a mate with my head being big." Her laugh was something that Fluttershy enjoyed hearing. It was soothing for them to be so calm and they hated not being able to openly enjoy it.

The two friends, with the company of an angry and needy tortoise were heading off to the pond near Fluttershy's cottage. It was going to be a private moment in the cool day while the sun caressed their forms. It was just going to be glorious. If only the two friends had courage to say what their hearts were trying to convey it would be even more special of a picnic but alas both fear of rejection and cowardice had gripped the two into being silent and just enjoying what time they had to spend.

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The Cutie Mark Crusaders were having a special meeting at Sugar Cube Corner. They were all there because Applebloom had told them she wanted to share something she learned the other day. Sweetie Belle was glad because she had news too. Scootaloo was just hoping it was something that would help with getting their cutie marks.

Pinkie Pie was casually walking by them making sure they had what they needed food wise for their 'secret meeting' which in her mind wasn't so secret if they were at the bakery where she worked at. Still it was cute watching them pretend they were discussing some important information.

"Alright ya, I have some news ta share." The filly with the southern accent was eager to reveal her sister's relationship to Rainbow Dash and have Scootaloo be wicked jealous.

"I have some news too... but you can go first Applebloom since you called the meeting." Sweetie Belle was beaming with joy as she wanted to share her sister's relationship with Dash as well since Scootaloo idolizes her 'honorary' sister so much.

"Alright you two spill it out so we can get some crusading going." Scootaloo wasn't a big fan of sitting and talking she was more like Dash, she was into doing stuff and kicking flank... even if she never kicked a flank before.

"Okay, Scootaloo gosh why ya always in a rush?" her voice rising at the annoying pegasus filly "Anyways... My news is important to ya Scootaloo. It's because my sister is special some ponies with Rainbow Dash." Her ribbon maned form was giving off an elated wave of joy as her face beamed with pride and excitement.

"What!" Sweetie Belle's voice squeaked out in anger. "That is a lie... my sister is with Rainbow Dash... not your sister Applebloom," countered the adorable unicorn filly.

Scootaloo waved her hoof in front of them "You girls both should know I hang around with Rainbow Dash the most and I know for a fact that when I used to stal- I mean follow her I saw her hanging around with Fluttershy a lot... I think they are special some ponies." She said with a puff of her chest feeling proud about obtaining her information with ... stalking? I guess that isn't cool but hey I at least know who really is special some ponies with my big sister.

Pinkie Pie was over hearing the conversation and slowly leaning in to join in if it got to a point that she could easily yell out something that is similar to their conversation while being random enough to confuse them. Her shot was soon coming and she would yell something so random that it was going to make the argument that much worse.

"Ok first of'all I saw my sister and Rainbow Dash getting all close-like in the barn and Rainbow Dash was rubbin' my sister real good-like." Her voice a bit loud as her friends were supposedly making her out to be a liar.

"So... I saw Rainbow Dash getting on top of my sister like my daddy used to do to my mommy.... that one time." She wasn't sure if she should have shared that tidbit of information but it was out there.

"Oh yea... check this out... I saw Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy snuggling up together one day when they thought they were alone and they got pretty close... like... married close. They had this goofy grin on their faces too. So yeah... FlutterDash is the real deal." Scootaloo said deeming them a celebrity couple.

Applebloom yelled out "Nuh uh, AppleDash is more real than FlutterDash." She snorted at her pegasus friend.

"You both are wrong because RariDash just happened at my sister's house today." Her sweet voice when rising is like a piercing attack.

Pinkie Pie jumped in and decided now was the time to add her two cents in. "PinkieDash is canon!"

They all looked confused and asked "What does that mean?" Scootaloo was scratching her head, Applebloom was rubbing a hoof to her chin, and Sweetie Belle was just curling her head to the side.

Pinkie Pie chuckled "I don't know what it means silly, but anyways I think if you want to argue about who is going out with who I think you should consider Pinkie Pie with Rainbow Dash... I can see it now... no wait I can't... because I don't have tickets to watch it..." She was rambling off about random things and going on a tangent about how pop corn was too expensive and how on the third date Rainbow Dash would ravage her. At that point the Cutie Mark Crusaders had already made an escape leaving a rambling Pinkie Pie talking about her fantasy situations with Rainbow Dash to a bakery full of confused and curious ponies.

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Twilight Sparkle was just putting a baby dragon to sleep after he cried his eyes out from the distressing situation he was in. She didn't know how to properly approach this. She had to inquire about Applejack first since the chapters follow a certain order. Her order wasn't measured in percentages of actually hooking up just randomly organized as she was laying down her notes. Not one pair was more likely than the other except two of them in her mind. FlutterDash and TwiDash... If she got to the TwiDash chapters it would be all over for Twilight. She was a princess now... she couldn't be with Rainbow Dash.

She regrets ever writing it now, thinking about the fact the book might be causing some harmful side effects on their friendships. Spike had the worse wake up call ever today. She wondered if he would ever recover. He admired Rainbow Dash since they first met her when they arrived to Ponyville for the summer sun celebration.

Now apparently his feelings towards her and Rarity were destroyed. She needed to find Applejack and stop this crazy mess if it isn't already too late. What was the next chapter of the book after RariDash.... PinkieDash... I need to find Applejack now.

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Applejack was grumpy even more grumpier than usual. She wondered why she suddenly wanted to see that feather head she was used to seeing. So I can yell at her about the storm... not for another massage... not at all ... She had to admit though, as much as she hated to, Rainbow Dash was pretty good at giving massages. Too good... she was wondering why it was bothering her so much.

"It's not like she molested me or something just... I mean... it felt really good... I can't ever remember a moment that felt that great... stupid feather brain... now I can't concentrate on my work." She said while strolling away from the farm. She needed to think properly and get her mind back into bucking trees. Harvest season wasn't going to take care of itself.

She was heading off to Ponyville in hopes she could find her friend and make her undo whatever she did. I mean it's not like we hadn't wrestled before so I know I ain't into her like that... Why am I even thinkin' this way it was just a massage any pony feels good after a massage. No way that means I like mares. I just need to clear my head is all.

She wasn't paying attention while she walked and was looking up in the sky for a certain cyan mare, her lack of frontal vision at the moment caused her to bump into a lavender alicorn princess. "Twilight... I'm sorry I wasn't lookin' at where I was going Sugar Cube."

"It's ok... why are you looking at the sky... are you searching for Rainbow Dash?" She asked hoping to hear an honest no. If the answer was yes then maybe something happened. Stop jumping to conclusions, that is what started this whole mess.

"Why, yeah... you looking for her too?" Confused as to how Twilight knew who she was looking for and unsure of what it means that she was wondering about it.

"No, not yet at least, I actually came to speak to you in private if you don't mind." Her voice was almost as calm as a sane pony who didn't lose her book that detailed very erotic encounters her friend would be having with all her other friends and herself.

"Sure I don't mind just let's get to the barn," she said while suddenly twilight was freezing.

"Listen... did you go to the barn with Rainbow Dash yesterday?" Her nervousness was starting to rise as if she was about to hear about the scene in her book where Applejack's pie was being eaten by Rainbow Dash vigorously.

"How did you know about that? Sugar Cube is something going on that I should know about?" Her voice a mix of concern and anger.

"Well... did she... " she gulped as she went on to ask "eat your 'Apple Pie' and then drink your 'cider'?" The way she said those words were enough for Applejack to get the hint.

The farm pony's face went bright red at the thought of that "Why.. who said? Is that what she telling ponies? I can't wait to get my hoof on her." She was furious now and unable to be stopped.

Twilight was now upset at herself because she couldn't explain anything. She was just hoping Applejack calmed down before running into Rainbow Dash. She still didn't have conclusive evidence of anything since Applejack never denied or confirmed any sexual acts. Her next target would be Rarity. She had to find out what actually went on if she was going to get to the bottom of this.

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Rainbow Dash was getting tired of just watching Tank chase off other males and get rejected by females... another daunting day of him trying to get some... "You stupid Torotise use the pick up lines," she yelled out in anger. She wasn't too angry for right snuggled up to her was the softest mare in the world.

Fluttershy was in heaven. One minute they were eating and talking and the next she leaned over and almost slipped but was caught and pulled into this position. Since she said nothing or tried moving her off Fluttershy took it as a sign of acceptance. She was accepting openly snuggling and it was so awesome... wait did I just say awesome like Rainbow Dash in my mind?

Rainbow Dash was chuckling as she saw Tank chase after a female who was not wanting his kind of attention. She felt a bit bad for him and wondered when he will get his own mate. Then she started wondering about her own life. Before that stupid book came along she never thought of her friends as suitable life partners but that book was able to make some good points about the other two ponies just ... I guess I was too chicken with Applejack and bucked it up with Rarity, I sure hope I don't do anything to ruin my friendship with Shy... if anything like that was to happen.. I think I would die... she has been my invisible pillar and I enjoy her company so much. Look at her snuggling me... she is so cute sometimes... wait cute? I am getting too sappy time to move her off.... but maybe in a bit. I am enjoying this a little. Oh yeah I need to keep on reading the book though I need to find out who is next. Wait... a book over shy? I am getting addicted to that thing... it's done nothing but cause me trouble... That is why I should finish reading it and be done with it. Yeah no more letting it affect me it has to be read.

Fluttershy was being brave, she decided to slide a hoof up her friend's arm and rub it gently "Hey Rainbow...." she started as her hoof slide closer to her friend's face. " Why haven't you told me about your perfect mate yet?" She said softly as if it would help her gain the answer she needed.

"I just... don't know Shy... I mean I never... thought about what kind of pony I would want. I mean I had an idea before getting Tank.... see before I just wanted someone like me as a partner fast, awesome, and radical... you get it ... anyways I don't know anymore since I can't ever see myself being with a pony... I mean I want to be with one... just... ugh Shy I can't do sappy." Her tone was growing in irritation but her face was suddenly red. Was Shy feeling me up? Nah it's Shy she wouldn't do that.

Just before anything could else could happen a loud and angry farm mare was yelling "So there you are you varmint... how dare ya spread those awful lies about me... I never ever let you eat my 'pie' or let ya drink my 'cider' and I sure as hay don't appreciate you tellin' folks I did." She was walking angrily closer and closer but wasn't going to attack Rainbow in front of the timid mare who would be shocked and horrified. Rainbow lucky she got that.. wait a minute why is Shy all bundled up with her like that... "What you two doing anyways?" Her anger was suddenly drifting towards another kind of angry. She wasn't just mad about possible rumors suddenly she was mad about Shy snuggling up to RD like that.

Rainbow Dash was hoping she would disappear and that what just happened was a hallucination. She closed her eyes and opened them and closed them again and reopened them. She looked down to see Fluttershy still snuggled up and then looked to Applejack who was still angry. She had realized then that not only was it a dream but she had no kind of logical conclusive answer about this whole situation. "Well... AJ.." She was getting mad, "I didn't tell anyone anything like that... and if someone said I did they are lying. Also what I am doing with Shy is frankly none of your concern. I was just having a nice quiet moment and all of a sudden you are here yelling at me for something I know nothing about... what do you mean I told people I ate your pie...." It clicked... the pie, the cider. Everything that was just said meant one thing.. "The book."

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Twilight was on her way to Rarity's shop/home and was hoping the unicorn had time to compose herself from whatever dramatics was going on in her day. As she was about to head down the road leading to her house she was approached by the Cutie Mark Crusaders.

"Psst hey Twilight... we are having a little bit of a problem deciding something and need your help," Scootaloo said conspiratorially. This was something they had been arguing for a while. They needed to know which pairing was the OTP.

"What is it? I am kind of busy." The lavender mare wasn't in the mood for some kid's game. She was hoping to see Rarity and try to get some kind of confirmation about her suspicions.

"Well we just need to know which pony is the best match for Rainbow Dash... I think it's Fluttershy." Scootaloo had no doubt in her mind it was Fluttershy who was Rainbow Dash's special some pony.

"I think it's Applejack, my sister was being rubbed by Rainbow Dash really close-like at the barn yesterday." Applebloom had seen the two and decided it was enough evidence for her support.

"It's definitely Rarity, I mean I saw Rainbow Dash get on top of her while they were on her bed." Her eyes didn't lie and she saw some adult play time.

Twilight blinked, she tried to pretend that didn't just happen because that not only proves something was going on but that Spike must have seen something two adult mares going at it. "So... what about.. Me.. or Pinkie... why aren't we good matches?" She said casually. She was upset she wasn't even in the top three candidates, then she remembered these kids are biased.

"Well PinkieDash is canon... or at least that is what Pinkie tells us." Scootaloo was unsure what that meant but it sounded true to her.

Twilight was upset, how come no one thinks me and Rainbow would work? I mean she is a jock and I am her egg head... wait why am I giving a buck about this... I need to make talk to Rarity and see what's really going on. "Alright then... well I say... I think TwiDash rocks." she ran off with a blush on her face and left three confused fillies to return to their argument.

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"So yeah... this is fun and all but I got to get home and nap. Next time AJ just don't assume what you hear is true, sometimes misunderstandings happen." Rainbow Dash dodged a bullet. She slipped about the book but recovered enough with some bogus explanation.

Applejack none the wiser just believed her friend and was a bit more calm about the whole thing. Though she was unnerved by how possessive Fluttershy seemed to be. Not even for a second did she move from the spot and stayed there while giving off this "what ya gonna do about it" vibe. "Alright RD, I sure as heck am sorry. Anyways I got to get back to bucking some trees. Have a nice day ya'll," she said while wondering just what the heck was going on lately.

Fluttershy slowly let go and blushed madly, "I am so sorry... " she wasn't sure why she apologized but felt she did something wrong. I can't believe I just held her... stupid clingy Fluttershy.

"Don't be sorry it's alright, you were just scared of her sudden approach and wanted me to protect you, it's all good. Anyways I am going to head on home, mind if you stay with Tank? I hate to do this but it means I will pay you a visit to pick him up... while I visit we can... snuggle some more." She said with a slight blush.

Fluttershy hated how oblivious Rainbow Dash was at this moment. "Yeah... that is fine and hey maybe we can go to another pond and find him a mate there?" She offered trying to keep this standing noon date thing going.

"Sure sounds good, alright Shy I am off... thanks again for everything." She slowly turned around and when her back was facing her long time friend she flew off.

"Stupid sexy Dash." Her heart was thumping wildly she was just holding her for so long it felt nice... she wanted to do it again and soon they would be snuggling... well not soon but whatever... it's not like it will be months... but what happens if Tank finds a mate or gets fed up with trying to find one? Does this mean we no longer have this moment?

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Rainbow Dash sped home and had a goal in mind "I am going to read that damn book and end this nightmare... I am sure at the end it will be all explained." She was ready for action. She locked her doors and windows and everything that she could.

She had her bed stand lamp on and just started going for it. She skipped from RariDash to the next chapter.."Chapter 3... PinkieDash.."

Author's Note

Next chapter is Pinkie Pie's Private Party

So yeah Rainbow Dash is getting addicted to the book. With only a couple of chapters left and more chaos happening because of the book how will she deal with all the problems once the book is done being read?

Pinkie Pie's Private Party?

Pinkie Pie's Private Party?

Twilight had walked into Carousel Boutique after her upsetting meeting with the Cutie Mark Crusaders. She was not happy that she wasn't a contender in their minds to be with Rainbow Dash, she knew they were just fillies and their opinions mean jack diddly but still it irked her to no end. She felt she was destined if anyone to be with the athletic mare. Even if she was a princess it could work if Rainbow Dash wanted it to work.

She wasn't sure why she started that book to begin with when she could have just written a love letter and be done with it. So now she has to see the damages caused by a very enthusiastic mare reading a book that was not meant for public eyes. She noticed that her friend Rarity wasn't her usual cheery self. She was worried something happened else that Spike hadn't known about. Did Rainbow Dash force herself unto Rarity? Wait no Twilight don't think that... maybe Rarity is just being her over dramatic self.

She was going to start talking to her but was interrupted by Rarity.

"Look if you are here to talk about Rainbow Dash I will save you the trouble," she had started while slowly her anger was rising, " I am no longer friends with her... " She stated with a huff at the end and just went back to making some templates for dresses.

Twilight looked physically ill at this point. My book tore a friendship apart? I need to fix this. "Well Rarity.... I think you should know something about why Rainbow Dash ... did whatever Spike claimed she did." She knew this day was going to suck hard. Harder than an experienced call mare in the prime of her life.

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Rainbow Dash was reading the dreaded and cursed book. She was trying to break the curse or at least that is how she rationalized her actions. Regardless of how noble the goal she had some lotion and napkins ready for her endeavors. She wasn't going to hoof herself unprepared. "Chapter 3... Pinkie Dash...."

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Chapter 3:Pinkie Dash

Pinkie Pie's obsession with Rainbow Dash has given me the cues needed to add this chapter to my book. The studies initially were going to leave out Pinkie since she is overtly friendly with all ponies but I saw some moments to justify my thoughts on the matter.

For example, Pinkie Pie sung a song at this event in Appleoosa and while her risque outfit wasn't really affecting any pony I noticed that Rainbow Dash's wings flared as a sign of arousal....

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"Shit... she caught that... I thought I was safe... she looked bucking hot in that outfit though... oh well reading on." Her eyes glued to the book fascinated by the detailed notes and reasoning.

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Also during the time Rainbow Dash was away, when she was attending the Wonderbolts Academy, Pinkie Pie had never left the mail box and before she saw Rainbow Dash off with the rest of us, they were in quite a powerful hug that lasted a little too long for my taste.

When Rainbow Dash saved our keisters flanks from our certain doom, she was immediately jumped upon by Pinkie who held her in a bridal embrace. It was telling to say the least....

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"Yadda yadda yadda skipping this part and heading right for the action... fun times here I come." Her voice cracking from the intensity of the situations she would surely see herself in.

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Pinkie Pie was setting up a party in her room. She wasn't going to invite anyone but a certain cyan obsession of hers. She has been obsessed about Rainbow Dash since the day she got saved by her when Twilight arrived in town. Rainbow Dash had saved the stumbling Pinkie Pie from her near doom and since it was Pinkie's fuel that lit a fire that never burned out. She had her trap party being planned to happen at night when the bakery closes so no one could interrupt her dark and evil actions.

Rainbow Dash was bored and oblivious to her impending doom. The rainbow maned dreamboat mare was enjoying the sunny day that she provided for the fair city of Ponyville. Sure Celestia actually raises the sun but Rainbow Dash makes it shine through the sky by busting clouds.

Pinkie Pie knew just every location where Rainbow Dash would hide be and found her in ten seconds flat.

Rainbow Dash enjoyed Pinkie's company more so than before. Now they were like two peas in a strange and confused pod. I would love to be in a pod with Rainbow Dash (Note to self: continue being objective till final chapter).

"Dashie... I want to invite you to my super secret extra special funerrific party." She said while yelling brightly forgetting the fact it was a secret party. She had this obsession with three things, parties cupcakes and Rainbow Dash... sounds like a bad combination and one that would most likely end up a senselessly written dark story.

"A Pinkie Pie party? I am down for that. Who else is going?" Her hoof on the invite card that tells the time and dress code which usually is nude. The place was her room in Sugar Cube Corner. Rainbow Dash was alright with that. She was thinking that the other mares she was friends with would be there too.

"Well just my most favorite ponies will be there... so don't tell anyone and I mean anyone missy." She said with a semi serious tone that sounded a bit dark.

"Alright Pinks I am cool. I will be there later... see you then I am going to bother Tank and stuff." She was completely bored but didn't want to be around Pinkie since secretly Rainbow Dash wanted to be more than friends with Pinkie Pie... She allowed the pink mare to be clingy and never backed her off. It was obvious to everyone else but Rainbow Dash tried playing it cool.

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"The ... buck... did I just read?" She was disappointed in the lack of smut this chapter and skipped ahead to the part where the party started.

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Rainbow Dash was unsure if she had the right time. the place was dark and empty and she was cautious of some ambush. "Pinkie Pie..." She called out unsure of was waiting for her in the dark empty room.

"Here Dashie.... keep walking forward ... just a little more." Her voice was trembling with anticipation. All she needed was to lure her friend closer to her trap and she would have captured the rainbow maned speedster.

"Um... ok?" Oblivious to the tone and the reality that she was about to be violate she blindly walked forward and heard the snapping metallic sounds as the trap was set off. The lights went on and her body was flipped to a vertical form her hind legs and forelegs bound and spread apart. "What the... what's going on?"

"Welcome Dashie... to Pinkie Pie's Private Party.... it's a special party meant just for the two of us...." She said huskily as she started violating the scared mare's ear "I have been wanting you since ever... and now I shall have you and hurt you in such fun ways." Her tone was dripping with lust, her mind was set on one thing... total domination of a rainbow mare.

"Hey... Pinkie... you don't have to do this." Her fear was welling up and she could feel her tears wanting to spill out. Her courage kept her tears in check for a bit.

"Oh ... Dashie... I do.... now be a good girl and moan for me." Her hoof was diving into Rainbow Dash's 'weather factory'. The storms brewing inside was causing Rainbow Dash to moan out like a high class call mare.

"Oooh Dashie... I knew you would like it... I got something for you... " She walked around so Rainbow Dash could see her , before she was behind and that caused the would be victim to panic, now with her in front she could see Pinkie wasn't kidding around at all. She was wearing a faux leather corset with a hole for her 'cake' which was dripping 'frosting'.

Rainbow Dash half scared and extra aroused was answering with a small hint of disappointment of the hoof leaving her 'factory'. "W..ha...t" she managed to croak out wanting to get some passion stirring again.

"A delicious and nutritious Pinkie cake... I think you will like it... now eat up." Her voice dripping with want and need as she lowered her prisoner and had her 'cake' being lowered to her friend's mouth. "Eat up Dashie... I want you to eat my special cake that is all for you."

Rainbow Dash was too aroused to care and just went for it."if I am going to be taken I am going to bucking enjoy it," she said in her mind. Her mouth closed on the cake as her tongue dived into it, the frosting was dripping from inside the cake as the pink pony's anticipation grew. The taste was delicious in Rainbow's mind the smell was definitely that of cake... but slightly musky.

Pinkie Pie was moaning out "Dashie!" over and over, glad she made sure the cakes were out of town and the foals were with them. She had this all set up and she was going to enjoy her Dashie. She wasn't going to stop at just pleasure... she was going to inflict pain. Her eyes looked over to the corner where her equipment was.

"mmm delifgghussh caakee" She tried speaking but was having too much fun eating the cake that was depriving her mouth of breathing room. She was in rapture enjoying each piece of the cake and even decided to try to rub her nose on the little cherry that was attached to the cake. Her hooves tied and her want to dominate denied by her restrained left her feeling angry while aroused. She noticed that even after she made the pink mare 'cream' she was still on her for a bit.

"Ooooh Dashie... that was a good one... now get ready to eat my 'brownie'." She was wanting her friend to eat her backside out and saw the look of horror on her face.

"No bucking way Pinkie... I get it you are wanting me to pleasure you , fine take this contraption off me and I will give you The Dash Special but no way am I eating your brownie... no way no how." She was defiant and that just made Pinkie smile.

"So cute Dashie... fighting till the very end... guess I have to break that spirit of yours if I am going to have my fun." She walked away and left her victim to just flail around yelling for help desperately. She wasn't going to eat her brownie.

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"Pinkie you sick ....ooooh.." The real Rainbow Dash was already dripping from delight.. "I can't eat her brownie... Twilight do you have no shame?" She asked no one since she was alone but she kept on reading.

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Pinkie Pie was now using a whip to attack her resilient and resisting friend. "You will eat my brownie Rainbow Dash." Her tone turned serious. Even with the slight hint of arousal in her voice from hearing her friend scream out in pain she was using a dominating tone. "You will and you will enjoy it."

"Nooo!" Her scratchy voice driving her pink friend with desire almost wanting to forget torturing her and just ravish her.

"Fine... I guess it's my turn to take a tour in your factory... I think I shall use the assistance of tour guide 'Bob'." Her hoof was on a phallic shape and it made Rainbow's eyes widen.

"You can't use that on me... I never...had... a ... Urgghh let me go Pinkie this is getting too crazy." Her voice was a mix of arousal and fear. She was enjoying this to her shame, but also wanted it to end so she could take over.

"Your mouth says no and yet your body..." she gently licked the length of her friend's factory and slurped her lips in a exaggerated fashion "Say YES!" She used the distraction to slip her fake tool into her victim while her body was touring the factory.

"Awww... uhhhh... Damn it Pinks this feels good." Her moans were making pinkie's cake moist.

"Oh Dashie stop bucking talking before you drive me crazy." Her tour was taking a crazy turn for the better as the storm brewing inside the factory was growing wild. The winds were blowing in and out rapidly as the workers pounded hard at the walls of the machine with each passing gust of wind. The force was making Rainbow Dash lose her senses.

"OH MY CELESTIA.... PINKIE PIE I AM .... " She finished yelling with an "AAAHHHHHHHH." Her body convulsing to the force of the winds blowing in her factory. The tour ended and the guide had shown the visitor to the door. The gush of fortified cloud water flooded through the factory doors drowning out the 'tourist' and causing the rainbow maned pegasus to breathe erratically.

"Oh Dashie... I am glad you are having fun... because this is just getting started." She had this evil glint in her eyes but her victim was already far gone....

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Rainbow Dash was finding herself running out of tissues. Her lotion bottle was running low as well she didn't know how long she was in her room but she felt like she could just pass out from the fun. Before that option was allowed a visitor had decided to jump in through one of her windows. Though the glass didn't break....

"Hi Rainbow Dash what are you doing.." Pinkie Pie sniffed the air.. "WHOA!.... it smells like you in here big time." She said while sniffing some more. "It smells good.... Hey Dashie... does this smell like chloroform?" she asked putting a napkin to her friend's nose.

"Does it smell like... what?" Her body became unconscious and she was unsure of what just happened.

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Rarity was still upset about the whole thing. Not only had she hurt her friend Spike but she wrongly tossed a good friend out her life because of a book that was written by a cowardly mare. "So then... how will you fix this mess? I mean what happens at the end of your little book Twilight? Does she fall in love with you after she reads it? Was that the whole point of writing it?" She was angry her voice in a rage-filled tone.

Twilight just sheepishly looked away while blushing. "I guess if I did end up letting her have it that would be the case.... but I didn't give her the book. She took it." She said sure of herself now.

"Oh... I see.... so then one minor question.." she was calmly speaking until the question was roared out her mouth "Why don't you get the bucking book now?" She was snorting in anger defying her lady like stature.

"Oh... good question... I guess I can just go to Rainbow Dash's house and take it right?" She said while she watched her friend nod furiously. I just hope she is home...

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Rainbow Dash was slowly waking up and she could hear some odd noises. "What the ... Pinkie...?" Her voice unsure.

Pinkie Pie smiled as her friend woke up. "Hey Dashie... I was in the mood to hang out with you and since you were too busy reading that book I knew you wouldn't want to, so I used Chloroform to knock you out and I brought you here to my room. Oh also Gummy wants me to tell you while you were asleep I violated you but hey I remember that one time you said if I ever wanted to taste the Rainbow I should ask. I then asked you if I could taste your rainbow while you were drunk and you said yes. Since there was no limit to that invitation I decided to randomly knock you out and have my fill... so there."

"Pinkie Pie... that invitation was for me to be able to enjoy it too.... you are so random... anyways that will have to stop soon... I might be getting a mare-friend... though I am not sure who the book wants me to be with." She said while slowly regaining her senses. She noticed a trail of 'rainbow juice' slipping out her friend's muzzle.

"Oh the book... that stupid book... it made you all dry... I mean you must have been at it for hours... " She said angrily. "I wanted my fill today... hey I have an idea.. now that you are up lets rut?" She said as if it was nothing.

"No Pinkie Pie I can't possibly go a round with the way the book has been making me do things... anyways... I can make your cake burst with frosting if you want but I can't go anymore... I won't mind having a slice of cake Pinkie... if you are up for it." She said seductively trying to get the mare to leave her be.

Pinkie Pie jumped on the bed and opened her legs "Eat this cake Dashie." she wasn't going to say no to some fun... she was just sad it was going to end since Rainbow Dash was going to get a mare-friend soon. Well I wonder if the book picks me.... I mean I am fun and she is fun and together we are fun.... still.... I have some competition. I don't see Applejack as one since she is like Dash too sportslike and manly... Rarity and Fluttershy are my top two contenders. I don't have to worry about Twilight though.... she is too odd for relationships. Oh Dashie is really enjoying my cake... I can't think.....DASHIE!

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Twilight was in the house of her friend... I can do this.. I just take the book and leave... it seems she isn't here.... wait what is that smell... She went to find the source of the smell and when she opened the door to her friend's room she smelled her friend's essence all over it. She was sighing in lust and dove onto the bed. Rolling herself in Rainbow's shame.

"Oh Celestia I don't want to leave this spot." She was enjoying the moment too much. She didn't hear the front door open, the whooshing noise, or the sound of a door she had closed earlier opening up again.

"Twilight.... ?" Was all the rainbow maned mare said before shit got real.

Author's Note

So yeah... that happened.

Let's just hope the innuendo wasn't too much for an M rating I mean.. it's not cloppy... it's just really risque.

The next chapter ... Twilight get's confronted by Rainbow Dash. Spike decided to get revenge on Rainbow Dash by seducing Fluttershy... dun dun dun!

Spike's Revenge?

Spike's Revenge?

When Spike had awoken from his depression induced sleep, he had decided that he would be depressed no more. "I will get my revenge on Rainbow Dash." His vow was made with his dragon honor as his wager. He was going to make the rainbow maned mare pay for humiliating him by sleeping with the love of his life.

He just needed to find out what Rainbow Dash held most dear to her and he would violate it like she violated his most precious and dearest thing. "Rarity would have loved me if it wasn't for that two faced speedy 'friend' of mine." He spat the word friend in anger. He wasn't going to call someone who would betray him a friend without meaning it in the worst possible way ever.

He had to find out this information and he knew just the filly for the job. He knew that there was one person Rainbow Dash would be gabbing off to and that was Scootaloo. He had left the library with the target in mind and his heart set on revenge.

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Rainbow Dash was in her room and had just seen her friend sniff her bed and roll around on it like a mare in heat. It was sickening and at the same time it was bucking hot. "Twilight....?"

Twilight, the princess of friendship, had just been caught on her friend's bed and she was not sure what to say "Hey Rainbow Dash... " she was being sheepish and waiting for some good excuse to pop up for her actions. I can't just say I was rubbing her scent into my coat because it was so erotic and addicting... that would show how insane I am... yet.. that smell.... it's fantastic.

"What the buck are you doing in my house and rubbing yourself on my shame?" The furious mare wasn't in the mood for this stuff. The objection of her curse was written by this princess and she was here in her house probably looking for it.

"You know why I am here... don't play stupid... you always knew but you just want me to say it..." she was talking about the book but she didn't convey that properly as suddenly she felt another body on hers and something succulent attacking her lips.

Rainbow Dash needed her to say no more, it was obvious what the lavender alicorn had wanted now. I can't believe I am about to have sex with a princess. Best day ever! Her lips were pressing themselves into the other mare's lips roughly as she was slowly fighting for dominance in the bed room. "If I knew you wanted me this bad I would have stayed at your library that day." Her husky tone and her slow lick of her friend's ear was enough to send shivers down the princess's body.

Twilight had an internal battle in her mind going on. One side of her brain was telling her to fight off this wanton lust, the other side was telling her to forget the book and live experience the real deal before grabbing the cursed thing. "Take me... take me now Rainbow Dash." She was done fighting her want and needs. This was a rare opportunity to have a passionate affair with her friend and she was going to take it.

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Scootaloo was driving her scooter around town when she noticed Spike flagging her down. She slowed down and came to a complete stop next to him. "What's up Spike?" She asked while curiously looking at the fancy dressed dragon.

"Nothing... just uh have a question for you.. What is your sister's favorite thing in the world?" Spike asked while sounding curious in an innocent way.

"Well... I guess the Wonderbolts... but you know that..." she wasn't getting the malice from the question so she answered it with trust in her heart.

"Well besides that and Tank?" His elimination of possible answers would surely lead him to something he could violate. A dream isn't tangible and ethereal or metaphysical aspects of life aren't fun to screw with. A tortoise wouldn't make a great revenge lay either, and it was a male tortoise as well so it was a no go.

"Well I guess me her little sister, honorary of course but semantics..." she waved her hoof at him.

Spike had a tough choice to make. He could seduce an innocent mare like Scootaloo but she didn't feel like a dude liker she kind of Idolized dash so he figured she must be into fillies. "Well besides you then?" He was getting desperate, was there anything Rainbow Dash liked that was doable? Besides screwing friends over and rutting their future brides.

"Hmmm.... Oh yeah her special some pony." Scootaloo was excited to share this tidbit of info because she felt she was right about who her "sister's" lover was.

"Who is her special some pony?" He inquisitively asked hoping she didn't say Rarity... I love Rarity still... but not like before... that part of my love for her is gone... Thanks to Senorita Dash.

"Well if you ask me it's Fluttershy, they are always hanging out and being all close and comfy.... why?" Her question didn't get and answer as Spike was off to complete his revenge... he was going to have his way with the shy mare.

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Rainbow Dash was now making her 'guest' moan out in full on passion. She was enjoying this relaxing activity. The sudden thrust of her hooves into her friend's 'castle' was making her friend's castle become wet with enjoyment. The rainbow maned pony was licking her friend's ear and nibbling on it while slamming her hoof into the lavender mare's castle.

"Oh... Dash... keep going.... harder.... faster..." her first taste of pleasure and of being rutted by her friend and secretly by anyone. She never had a lover and if this was how it felt like to be with some pony she didn't want it to stop ever. "Dash... I feel something.... something happening...oh Celestia... I think I am going to."

Dash at that moment chose to remove her hoof from her friend's 'castle' before lowering her face directly to it. "Not yet... I want to taste you before you get to explode." Her lusty tone brought Twilight closer to the edge. The rainbow maned mare slid her tongue up the pathway to the castle her tongue licked up the entrance of the grand double doors leading inside. She pushed her tongue in the open doors and invaded her friend's castle while exploring it. Her tongue slithered through going to the deep recess of the lavender mare's castle. It was glorious. The fresh scent of a virgin and the taste of a newly invaded castle had filled her nostrils as she continued exploring it. She didn't have enough time till the castle's defense system had triggered a 'trap' causing water to flood out the castle and slip into her open mouth.

Twilight's body shook with force as she reached her first non self induced orgasm and splattered her princess juice all over her first lover's face and mouth. She was so happy and yet embarrassed at her explosive release. "... WOW..." was all she could let out.

Rainbow Dash lewdly lapped up the juices and licked her lips before planting a small kiss at the soaked castle as a good bye kiss. She then slowly crawled towards her friend's face and gave her the most passion induced kiss of all Equestria. "Mmmmm you taste really good princess Twi." The way she said it made the other mare shiver.

"Should I pleasure you now?" Her sheepish question earned her a laugh, it wasn't a gentle laugh but it wasn't a mean one either.

"No ... now you get the buck out my room so I can keep reading unless you want to snuggle up and stay with me... I know why you really came by but I decided to test a theory of mine... and I was right." She said as she pulled the book from it's hiding spot and pulled her friend into a snuggle position.

Twilight felt used, but at the same time she was tired and comfortable. She decided not to act out since she kind of deserved it. Still it was comfy next to Rainbow Dash " I am not mad... I kind of deserve this." Her eye let out a small tear at the thought of being used as a toy.

"Hey Twi... I didn't mean it like that... I had fun with a good friend... I didn't play you like a violin and we are snuggling aren't we? I wouldn't just toss you out after sex." She said with a smile that made Twilight blush and beam.

"Then why can't I return the favor?" Her question was met with a soft kiss on the forehead and she became shy.

"Because I am already tuckered out from reading this book and I don't know if I have anything left..... but if you are really that into pleasuring me then go for it and I can read the book later." Her tone was slightly angry as she wanted to find out who she was supposed to be with.

"Alright I will pleasure you but .... afterwords I will be taking the book.... " She was about to be told off by Rainbow Dash but she decided it was her time to be the top... she slowly licked the 'rainbow' trail and was rewarded with a blush and a gasp from the other mare.

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Fluttershy was talking to Spike who decided to visit. She was happy to see the baby dragon because he was just so adorable. " So Spike want some tea or something?" She felt rude not offering him a drink when he arrived but he was more excited about just hanging out. Such a sweet baby dragon he is. I wish I had my own baby dragon. I just don't like big scary mean dragons.

"Yeah sure... actually I just wanted to spend time with you Fluttershy, I mean out of all the girls you are definitely the nicest and may I say cutest?" His wink and smile would have made any pony with an attraction to dragons blush. Fluttershy had no sexual interest in dragons though.

"Umm.... thanks?" she said shyly while walking off to make some tea.

"Damn.... this is going to be harder than I thought." He said to himself while rubbing his imaginary mustache.

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Twilight was going wild. She was trying things out and driving her friend crazy. "So this works... this is making you moan louder... this is making your 'cloud' get all wet...." she was analyzing and mentally storing the information she was learning.

Rainbow Dash was going bucking crazy one minute she is about to feel the zenith of pleasure and the next she was being hosed down by some awful move or random bite. "Twilight if you don't tongue my zone I will kill you." Her voice was dripping with anger and need. She wanted to orgasm badly.

"Alright I am sorry ..." she was blushing and embarrassed at her procedure but decided it was time to finish her friend off and take her book so she can end the madness. I wish I didn't have to ... I want to be with her... She dove her tongue into the cloud of her friend and just licked her way through the cumulus. The soft walls of the cloud were being violated by her tongue. The soft walls were dripping with rain water. She was slurping it up as she kept putting pressure with her tongue. She was slurping and licking the cloud as her friend shook and swore while yelling the lavender mares name.

"Buck.... oh Celestia.... TWILIGHT!" Her cloud's wall's closed tight and shot out some rain water drowning her friend's mouth with it. "Oh shit.... Twilight... you.. rock..." she said while closing her eyes. She had came all she could for one day and her fatigue knocked her right out. She fell asleep, and was unable to prevent Twilight from taking the book.

"I am sorry Rainbow Dash... I just hope when you wake up you won't need this book to tell you who to be with. I just want you to know even if it's not me I had fun and won't forget this night." She said to the sleepy mare before kissing her lips softly and crying her eyes out.

"Bye Rainbow Dash... sweet dreams... my love." Her heart couldn't take no more and she vanished using her teleportation magic.

Rainbow Dash just fell into deep sleep unaware that she just potentially broke her friend's heart, and that a sneaky dragon was plotting some seduction of someone she held dear and near to her heart.

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Spike was sipping some tea while Fluttershy was talking about her day. Step one get a mare to chat about her day so she thinks you are interested in it. As a guy all I have to do is what most guys do in this position... just pretend I give a crap and let her speak about her boring ass day. being a man is alright in my eyes. Though I wonder what it is like to be a girl.... nah girls aren't as cool as guys. Though most male ponies are worthless... besides like Shining Armor... and Big Mac.. is Equestria's gene pool becoming devoid of good traits and genes for stallions? Why do I care I am a dragon. I will be big and strong and ... sexy... the manly version of sexy though. I will have a huge mustache and give all the mares and female dragons by extension mustache rides. What is a mustache ride though? Is it like I let them hold on to my mustache while I fly? Oh well I guess I will never know.

Fluttershy was ecstatic never had anyone besides Rainbow Dash asked about her day and sat through without being bored. "Oh Spike thank you for listening to me... not many people ask about my day or actually talk to me unless it's Rarity or Rainbow Dash."

That name made him seethe in anger and he knew he would have to strike now regardless of the result. "Fluttershy I want to make love to you." His breathing became rapid as his face went red.

"Umm... excuse me.... but did you just say..." she couldn't repeat it. She thought she went insane for a second because she just thought she heard an innocent baby dragon try to ask her to do some adult things.

"Yes... I want you.... you are so hot... and I want you now." his heart beating fast... she isn't saying no just asking me to be sure... it might happen I might get to nail Fluttershy then I can rub it in Rainbow Dash's nose.... and I will invite her over and do it in front of her and laugh.

"Spike..... No.... idk what kind of prank is this but it isn't funny..." She was angry... very angry and she snorted her face red with anger and embarrassment at being flirted with by a baby dragon.

"This isn't a prank I want to make love to you... Especially when RAINBOW DASH TOOK MY GIRL SO I WANT TO TAKE HERS!" He roared out in anger at being rejected and being seen as joke in the eyes of the mares surrounding him.

The pregnant silent air suddenly made them both aware of the tension in the room. They both were angry and both of them had reasons for despising the other. This moment wasn't something they had wanted.

"Look Spike... I don't know what you think you saw or whatever... but I will not be used for any silly revenge... if Rainbow Dash was even remotely interested in Rarity I think I would know." She wasn't in the mood for rumors or slander.

"Oh really... then tell me why was I subject to seeing your precious Rainbow Dash cramming her face into Rarity's lady bits... just to have my heart ache and break?" He said with sadness piercing his anger.

"You are lying... She wouldn't do that... she wouldn't.." she found herself being upset by this news. I was getting close to her... is that why she came here crying... because what he says is true..." When did this happen?" She dreaded the answer but needed to know.

"This morning... " his voice was empty his seduction plan had failed earlier today and his revenge plan was a dud. His day was not going well at all.

"Get out of my house now... I don't want your company anymore... and I would like it if you didn't come over again unless I invite you ... I need to be alone and deal with this whole mess." She said more to stop herself from crying in front of him than out of anger.

"Fine... if it helps any I am sorry... I am just hurting.... anyways see you around Shy.." He said dejected and sad. He was just trying to have something... come on life throw a dragon a bone.

Just then Tank, who had a random bone, tossed it at Spike's head leaving him to seethe in anger as he ran out. Tank was feeling awesome that moment. He knew his bad ass anger streak was going to come to an end when he finally gets some so he might as well use his new attitude to do as he pleases. Now to find that bunny and kick his ass again... I am feeling strong.

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The night was stagnant as the air around Ponyville hung with different combating emotions.

There was a pink mare pouring her chloroform down the drain in sadness of not being able to just randomly violate her friend anymore.

There was a confused farm mare trying to get some sleep with a leg that was cramped.

A crying canary mare who was upset with fate and wished she had the bravery to claim her cyan mare as her own.

A semi elated but depressed alicorn who had the best night ever... then ruined it by leaving and staying alone, when she was able to just snuggle the night if she let her book stay in the grasp of the person it was about. She felt it was better that the book be returned though since it was causing problems.

A distraught marshmallow unicorn who had tossed a friend away because she was stupid enough to follow some book that was written by a studious lavender mare. She was also upset about hurting her little baby dragon friend.

A pissed off and horny dragon who just wanted to have a love of his own.

A sleeping and well pleasured rainbow maned athletic mare who was enjoying her sleep.

Lastly a tortoise who just wanted to mate...

Author's Note

Now with the book returned to Twilight will things go back to normal or will Rainbow Dash flip shit when she finds she was duped.

Will Fluttershy force the world to accept her and Rainbow as OTP?

Will applejack's leg get rubbed out the right way?

Will spike finally get laid

Is tank going to also get laid?

many questions will be answered and more... or none... depends on how I feel anyways I hope you enjoyed the chapter... more to come tomorrow :P

Spike VS Rainbow Dash?

Spike VS Rainbow Dash?

The sun rose high into the sky with it's shining radiance blessing the world below it. It was going to be a beautiful day. Well if weather played a role alone it would. The inhabitants of the world below it would usually see the sun and admire it's beauty and grace. Today, however, a pony and a dragon would do battle over honor and respect.

Spike had woken up early and decided he had enough of Rainbow's antics. He had to endure so much hurt last night and it was all her fault. He wasn't prepared for what happened when he got home...

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Spike got home from his failed attempt at revenge. He wasn't sure what hurt more, the fact he might have lost Fluttershy as a friend or the fact Rainbow Dash was left unharmed by his failed attempt to get revenge. He was a sore baby dragon. I wish I was an adult I would be so much cooler than Rainbow Dash... heck I am already cooler. Just need someone to recognize that and want me instead of her.

Twilight had tears streaming down her face when she teleported in. She was crying loudly as her heart was hurting badly. Her loud and somewhat over the top sobbing made the dragon check up on her.

"Twilight... are you ok?" He was worried about what could make the usually calm and logical alicorn cry. He then noticed on her desk was that fabled book. "So you found your book... where was it at?" He tried asking softly as to not let his own dismay be known.

"Spike... I am sorry... I just... well I was at Rainbow Dash's and we... well... she ... had my book and well.... I had to get it back...." her mind was unable to find some made up lie to cover her tracks. She had to be honest even if it was cruel to be so. "We.... had sex... she took my virginity... and afterwords she didn't even... I guess I am just stupid." Her voice went terribly low and she just wiped her tears away.

Spike was now angry, first Rarity got taken away from him. Then his stupid plan backfired. Now his whatever Twilight is to him was seduced and the tossed away, from what it seems. "Don't worry Twilight I will handle this... I will definitely handle this." He said lowly to himself while rubbing his hands together like a villain.

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He was ready to challenge Rainbow Dash to mortal combat, though he didn't understand the concept of that. He just thought it sounded cool. He was already finished with making breakfast for his sleeping and hurt 'friend'? What was she anyways. If she was a mother figure he wouldn't have to do this assistant crap. If she was a sibling figure then they would have been equally respected. He figured that left he was her pet. Since even mighty phoenixes were pets to these ponies that would leave him to believe that he was just a pet. "Doesn't matter I won't let that affect how I feel about her... she is my friend."

He was energized by his plan to finally get back at Rainbow Dash. He knew he could take her on in a fight ... well he hoped he could. I got flame breath and my thick scales... she has nothing on me....I just hope she doesn't Sonic Rainboom me to pieces... nah she wouldn't do that. I will win and she will be humiliated.

Once he finished breakfast he was on the move.

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Rainbow Dash was looking all over her room for the book. She remembered bits and pieces of last night since her brain was fried from the overload of sexual releases. "Stupid body... needs to be able to orgasm more." Her frantic search made her lose her calm and soon she was tossing things around and rampaging.

"Ok... calm down, we already made the weather what we needed it to be, my schedule is pretty clear. I just have to meet Fluttershy at the pond near the Ever Free forest at noon. I don't have any other important things to do so I can calmly search and find the damn book." She was speaking to herself as if telling herself how the day was going to go down. Speaking to one's self is a sign of insanity. But she was becoming a tad bit insane with all the revelations the book had caused.

"First I find out Applejack is susceptible to mare on mare touches... she was dripping by the time I was done with the massage. Then I find out Rarity is able to orgasm from a mare which means she has been keeping a secret. I also learn that Pinkie Pie has been drugging me and having her way with me, legally, as if it mattered? Lastly... Twilight... wait a second... Twilight Sparkle was here last night...She took the book. I remember now... oh she is in for it." She then realized she had been talking out loud and was slightly irritated. Why can't I keep my thoughts inside?

Before her plan of making Twilight pay for taking her book, that belonged to the alicorn mare, back was interrupted when she heard her name being called. She heard it barely so it was coming from outside.

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"RAINBOW DASH!" Spike had been yelling outside her cloud home that was too high for him to get on. Since he was a dragon and they have the ability to fly, when more mature, he was able to walk on clouds. Still with the inability to fly he would have to yell out from the ground underneath the floating mansion-esque home.

Rainbow Dash had opened her door and looked down to see what the buck was going on and who the buck was shouting her name. "Spike... what do you want buddy?" Her mind quickly winced as she remembered that she had betrayed him somewhat and probably shouldn't be so endearing towards him.

"I am not your buddy... and I came here for one reason and one reason only... " he started before he tried to look as big as possible while he issued his challenge. "I challenge you to a duel in mortal combat... " his stance serious as he confidently challenged a pegasus who was way faster and stronger than him to a death battle.

"Spike... I don't think you understand what moral combat means... it means a fight to the death.. you sure you want to do this?" She wasn't going to take him seriously regardless but was just making sure he wasn't planning on trying to murder her because that would put a damper on her plans.

"Oh.... no... I thought," he blushed in embarassment for making such a death wish, I mean declaration of murder because I am totally going to win. "Anyways I am here to challenge you to a duel then." His confidence back as he was going to beat the snot out of her.

"Alright then when and where?" She asked as if the request was to hang out. I am not going to really beat down a baby dragon... that would be heartless. She was just going to amuse him.

"Sundown at the park. Be there or be .... idk... just be there and we shall finally settle this. I am inviting the whole town too to watch it. So if you bail they will know you chickened out." He said with no idea just how stupid his plan was.

"Alright sundown it is. Just remember you challenged me Spike." She was internally laughing. This was going to be the dumbest idea of his ever and she knew he wouldn't be able to go through with it. Wait... what if he is serious... will I really be able to hit him? I can't deal with this I need to see Twilight and get my book... her book.. whatever I just want that damn book.

"Alright good... now excuse me while I make sure the entire town finds out and I will be training a bit so you won't know my new moves I will use on you." He said with conviction. He had no stopping points he was just going to rush through town and deliver the flyers he had spent the morning making before he had to make breakfast. It wasn't that great art wise but the message was clear, "Pony VS Dragon winner take all."

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Twilight woke up from her depressing dream by a loud thud noise. Her mind was scanning for signs of intruder in her room. She noticed it was safe. She decided to go investigate the series of loud noises that was coming from downstairs. When she spotted the source of the noises she was slightly apprehensive about approaching the deranged pegasus.

"Stupid book... it isn't here or here... gah where did she put it?" The rainbow maned athlete was searching all the corners of the library and every shelf for the book, her hurry made her toss any book that wasn't "the book" to the ground and made some loud noises as the books were thrown with force.

"Rainbow.... stop it... NOW!" Her anger was rising and her annoyance. Twilight wasn't in the mood for this.

"Well if it isn't the one pony who has a lot of explaining to do... you have no idea how much I despise you... using sex to get a book... how could you?" Her anger unjustified since she was just as guilty for using sex to stop the book from being taken.

"How could I? You took my virginity... and you dare get angry with me? The hell is wrong with you?" She asked infuriated, her mind was unable to understand what truly was going on.

"The hell is wrong with me? Because I am the one who wrote a book about my friend being this mega slut who would gladly have sex with all her friends right?" The athletic mare said with venom dripping from her voice.

"It wasn't... that isn't... you just don't get it." The librarian spoke as tears spilled from her eyes.

"I don't want to know and I honestly don't care. I want that book back. I am not done reading it and I have to fight a baby dragon at sundown so I don't have much time for this." Her voice was colder than it should have been but she needed to finish that book. It's the only way she can know which mare was right for her. Each chapter of the well written book had notes and analytical data that she never thought of before. She didn't see the closeness of her friends or the situations. She had always been about her self and awesomeness. She never truly sat down and thought about how her actions could be perceived or if they could have led to her finding someone special to be with. "Just tell me where it is."

Twilight was unsure of which dragon she was talking about but was hoping the next answer she received was a no. "It wouldn't be a baby dragon, whose 'future bride' you seduced would it?" Her mind was already angry if the answer was yes she would attack her friend.

"You already know it is... now gi-.. Hey." She felt her body float in the air as a violet wave of magic lifted her.

"You ... incredulous bitch... how dare you ... what's the matter with you?" She was half angry and half depressed. She had great respect for her friend and now she was becoming this... uncaring monster all because of a book she read... the book I wrote...it's all my fault.

"How dare I? How dare you ask me that... I read a book that was telling me things I didn't know... A book you wrote about me... why did you write it? Why was it so compelling... also.... Why did it feel so right when we had sex?" She blushed at this part of her confession.

"What... you mean it wasn't just me? .... Wait... you aren't lying are you?" She was hopeful and her defenses lowered as she let go of the mare in question.

"No... I wouldn't lie about that... I just... am confused though. I mean why did you write about me with the others if you wanted me for yourself?" She wasn't understanding the reason behind her writing such a thing.

"Well... I just figured I would write out all the possibilities... Since I knew that one day we would all start wanting to find our special some ponies. I just wanted to be prepared as to who you may choose." She said softly as she slowly approached her friend.

"Well I haven't chosen yet... I need to keep reading it and find out who I would be most likely to have a nice life with." Her honesty hurt the lavender mare more than anything.

"You don't need a book to tell you who to love... I thought you weren't an egg head like me?" The tone was of hostility but also melancholic in nature.

" Just give me the book... Twilight.. I know there was two chapters left... I want to read them and be done with the book." Her relentlessness was overbearing.

"Rainbow Dash....You already know which two of us is left. So far with Applejack it didn't work out... Rarity it went worse... Pinkie Pie I am guessing it just wasn't in the cards for you two.. that means you have two choices left... Why not just make one... why read about how you will rut us when you already have been rutting us... unless.. wait a minute.. you and Fluttershy never?" She was mortified... she had thought that they had already did something with their innate closeness. She remembered that her book went based off the notion that they had been together before. She couldn't allow her to read that chapter or the final one now.

"I am going to go... I have to meet Shy at noon and I might as well just clear my head while I have the chance." Her tone was empty of emotion.

Twilight hadn't had a chance to say anything as her friend rushed out her window and up to the sky. "Wait... it could be me... you don't have to go... " her silent plea unheard.

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Spike was running all over town showing uninterested ponies his flyer who suddenly perked up. They were interested in it for many reasons. The top and main reason is to see if it even occurs. They didn't know just how much a baby dragon would do in a fight against someone like Rainbow Dash but it would be hilarious to see a spectacle that it would most likely end up as.

He was planning on training and lifting some weights. He was going to eat a balanced diet and even practice his dragon fu, which was a mix of kung fu and dragon attacks. It wasn't popular and he was the only one practicing it. So he made himself a black belt in dragon fu and never looked back.

As his day was going by he noticed it was time for lunch. He rushed off to get something to eat before he continued his random actives for the day. "Today she is going down." He vowed as he looked at the sky with his thumb up.

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Rainbow Dash looked at the pond and noticed there was a lack of Fluttershy and Tank. She remembered it was this pond. Fluttershy was never late so she gave her five more minutes to show up.

After five minutes of waiting she decided to head to Fluttershy's cottage. She wasn't sure what to expect but was hoping she was ok and wasn't feeling ill. But if she is ill I can heal her up... Flutters .. such a cute mare... what if she is... the one I am supposed to be with? Would it work? some pony like me with Fluttershy? I can't see why it wouldn't but... anyways I need to find her.

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Fluttershy was not thinking about Rainbow Dash at all... she had decided she was wrong about her and maybe wrong about everything. She decided to invite Big Mac over to have lunch. She was enjoying her meal and the conversation was sort of pleasant. "So then you say your farm is making some profit even with those expenses? That's good to hear."

Big Mac just had his signature "Eyup," response as he ate some of her delicious soup she had cooked up for them to enjoy. He wasn't sure why out of the blue he was asked to a lunch at her cottage but felt like he didn't want to question fate. Maybe he could have some 'dessert' if he was super lucky. That thought was all but destroyed as he heard a loud bang and a door breaking.

"Fluttershy... Fluttershy you alright?" Rainbow Dash screamed out and was ready to face against any threat. She noticed Fluttershy and a tall muscular stallion enjoying lunch in her living room... wait a minute... Big Mac? Didn't she say she would never be with him romantically?... "What the buck is going on Fluttershy." Her emotions coming through that shield she had kept to protect her from it.

Fluttershy looked at her ex love interest and narrowed her eyes. "I am having a nice lunch with Big Mac... you clearly interrupted it and I would like to ask that you leave so I may continue my date." The way she said date pierced a hole in the rainbow maned mare's chest.

"The buck is this some joke? Did you forget our lunch date and taking Tank to the pond? Also why are you dating him when you told me you weren't interested in him?" Her anger and sadness rising. She wasn't sure why she was this upset but something about Fluttershy dating was putting her at unease.

"Oh I am sorry.. I didn't know you bucking owned me Rainbow Dash." She snorted out in anger with her wings flared up.

Big Mac suddenly felt like this wasn't where he wanted to be. "I am going ta go, Ms. Shy I hope when this ... business is done ya can come to my farm so we can continue this lovely date." He said while moving to leave.

"She isn't going to be going to your stupid apple farm to continue no bucking date... so, if you're leaving, go." Rainbow Dash said with spite. Who the buck does he think he is? Inviting her over like some call mare... she isn't his.. She is mine.... Whoa... where did that come from?

He ignored her and just walked out not even giving her the dignity of a reply. He left as he chuckled to himself. Big Mac why can't ya go for something more simple? Seems like all these young mares got quite the baggage...

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Spike was digesting his lunch and just surveying the park. He needed some kind of strategy of how he should go about this fight. He had to win that was for sure. He couldn't make a challenge and then invite the whole town just to lose. He needed to regain his honor and dignity after it was stolen from him by that speedy pegasus.

He had the perfect plan in his mind and was just hoping that his enemy wasn't emotionally unbalanced or super angry before the fight started.

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Rainbow Dash was the epitome of angry and emotionally unstable at this moment. "Shy... what's going on... why ..." she couldn't quite voice her distress because she couldn't identify what about the whole thing made her so angry.

"It's simple Rainbow Dash.. you found yourself a mare friend so why should I keep pining over you when you clearly have no interests in me..." She said before becoming shy again and pawing at the ground. "Spike told me about Rarity.. you know." Her tears slowly working themselves up.

The moment clarity hit her it was a rough blow to the noggin. "I... listen Shy... I think I understand what's going on now..." It's as if she was seeing everything taking place. I had some fun with Rarity, Spike got mad as hell. Applejack was accused of me playing with her lady bits, she rushed over angrily. Shy held me as Applejack nearly chewed off my head and she never let go. I was being violated by Pinkie then Twilight came over after that ordeal ended. I slept with Twilight but Spike wouldn't have known till after so he must have went to Shy's house to try something and failed then all of a sudden told on me... because... he knew before I did that I love Fluttershy.... wait what... I can't love her... no.... not her... Why her... damn it. "Fluttershy... I.."

"I don't want to hear it Rainbow Dash... I just... don't want to hear it. I know you are going to say you suddenly love me but I don't believe you... You want to know something? I love you.. I have since we were fillies. I always admired you for your bravery, your absolute resolve to protect your friends.. and the fact we used to be so close... Whatever you have to say... our chance... it's gone. I can't let you keep doing this to me." She said as her tears spilled.

"No!... Look shy I am not going to let you go.... if you knew you loved me and I didn't know.. how is it fair to me that I find out after I make the biggest mistakes of my life? I slept with Rarity and Spike saw.... he got mad. I .... didn't stop there." She was about to continue but was attacked verbally.

"Oh let me guess Applejack... I saw the way she was looking at you when we were at the pond. Who else? Twilight? Pinkie? Celestia too? Luna..? Why stop there how about all of Equestria?" She said with disgust.

"Thanks Shy.... " That is all she said before her mental shield broke. The flood gates were open and the eyes raged with tears as a broken pegasus was left to walk the earth alone. She had turned around and started to walk out. Running would have caused her to trip as she was unable to think about moving the legs she just wanted to disappear.

Fluttershy was unable to stop her... What would I say anyways? I just should have kept my mouth shut.. she looks so unhappy....

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Spike's nerves were setting in and he suddenly wanted to leave town. "Twilight I need to pack my things... I just need to go." He said panicking as he was grabbing his suit and top hat. "I just challenged Rainbow Dash to a fight this morning... and the whole town will be there.." He was running around nervously.

"Why did you challenge her Spike... I didn't let her leave with the book so she is in a bad mood." She said worried about what kind of beat down her baby dragon might get. "You can try talking to her and calling it off.. I am sure she is in a reasonable mood by now."

"You think so? I mean I am not scared of her... I just... ok so I might be scared of her.. I forgot she can break trees with her limbs... how was I supposed to remember that?" He said while shaking in fear.

"Look Spike whatever may have gone down between you two I am sure it won't lead to her severely hurting you... I mean it's not like you went to Fluttershy and tried to get revenge or something stupid..." she said with a little laugh.

"Umm... Twilight... I have something to confess." He was going to have to tell all if he wanted to survive the night.

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Rarity was strolling though the town heading to Fluttershy's cottage to ask if she had seen the speedster she wanted to apologize to. She wasn't going to easily forgive her but still she didn't have to toss the rainbow maned pegasus out of her life. She froze in horror when she was on the path there. She saw a broken looking Rainbow Dash walking with tears pouring out her eyes and openly in public. "Rainbow... Darling .... what happened?" She asked concerned. She knew three things about Rainbow Dash that never would change. One was Rainbow Dash was always there to save her friend's life if needed. Two she was extremely brave and would never back down from a challenge. The last thing was that she never cried in public.. or even show emotions especially mushy or sappy ones.

The cyan mare felt as if she was disgusting... "I happened... " She said as she continued to walk away dejected and depressed. "I am a buck up... always have been and always will be.... I took your innocence without even thinking about it Rares.... I ... just.. am some pony who isn't worth worrying about." Her fake smile earned her a hoof to the face.

"No.... you will not wallow in your own pity... I don't know what happened but I was wrong... I shouldn't have tossed you out like that. I was just so confused and scared... I took it out on you and made you sad... Still.. what happened to you?" Her dramatic tone was washed away with a seriously concerned one.

"Try telling someone you love them and before you can she rejects you as if she knew you were going to tell them... then add in she thinks I am the biggest whore in all Equestria, while... she is planning on having a good time with an arrogant farm pony who isn't worth the rage I want to unleash... " her tone darkened. "Then I have to either humiliate myself or Spike as he decided to challenge me to a fight and he invited the entire town to witness it. So yeah!... Rarity... forgive me for 'wallowing in my own pity'."

Rarity didn't know what to say at this point but didn't also expect to feel a hoof attack her face in retaliation.

"Don't you dare ever hit me again Rarity... next time I won't be so gentle." Her tone was dark and furious.

The unicorn felt that it wasn't her friend anymore. She needed to tell someone but who? Fluttershy... she is at the farm.. I have to reach her in time before she makes a huge mistake...

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Big Mac was sure surprised by the visit he was receiving. "So then I am guessing the argument ended bad?" He was sure it did. He knew that if they hadn't continued arguing and talked it out she wouldn't be here. He wasn't a stupid stallion like many others took him for. He seen the rainbow maned pegasus always around the canary mare.

"Yes it did... but it won't put a damper on our date... I am happy we are dating." Her fake smile wasn't being bought by even the most foolish of stallions let alone this some what knowledgeable one.

"Sure... and I'm a royal family member." He snorted in anger. "Now look here.... I know yer 'trying' ta move on from whatever it is ya two had going on, but ya don't think that by getting with me it will just cure ya of yer feelings will it?"

"Maybe... I just.. I was .... and the she... I was .. angry and she was.. so I.." she started sobbing and putting her head between her hooves.

"Look... I think I've a better idea than you tryin' ta give yourself ta someone.. as much as I would love ta be with ya it would be better if yer heart wasn't already taken." His soft tone was able to help the crying mare calm a bit.

"So what do you have in mind then?" Her curiosity was peaked by his words.

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"So we got everything right? Good now we can get you out of town." Twilight was now as nervous as Spike. Having heard what he did, she wasn't able to foresee anything less than a total beat down.

Spike was ready to go and was feeling joy "yeah I just hope we can make it out without anyone seeing us. I am going to start heading out now." He said as he opened the door and his pants would have had bricks if he worn them.

"Hey Spike... We need to talk." Came the unmistakable words and voice of Rainbow Dash.

Author's Note

That took longer to write than I thought it would. I made it longer than I thought it would.

Of course that leaves some nice cliffhangers ;0

Next chapter later on tonight the title is called Get Lucky?

well unless I decide to name it something else :P

Getting Lucky?

Getting Lucky?

Spike and Twilight both saw the one mare they had planned on avoiding. The rainbow maned pegasus had a look of murder on her face. Twilight used her magic to teleport Spike close to her just as Rainbow Dash had raised her hoof.

Rainbow Dash's hoof barely missed the dragon who had been saved by his owner. "Twilight... I am not in the mood for this." She said angrily. Her heart was destroyed by the events that all played out thanks to a book.

"I am sorry about what might have happened with Fluttershy and Spike is very sorry about trying for revenge... but think about how he feels in all this... he was devastated." She defended her assistant even if it meant putting herself at Rainbow's aim.

"Devastated... why? Because you were too stupid or 'kind' to let him know he never was going to get with Rarity? What kind of friend are you to him or whatever you are supposed to be to him. If I knew my pet had no chance in hell of being with someone way out of his league I would damn well let him know. Especially since you hatched Spike... shouldn't you be more of a mother to him?" She said coldly.

"Well what was I supposed to do? Break his spirit? He wasn't hurting anyone... he just had a pointless crush and Rarity didn't seem to mind it." Twilight retorted. It wasn't a good reply especially since she had been lying by omission. She just wasn't going to be challenged in her own home.

" So his delusion was okay as long as he didn't cause anyone grief?" Before she could let her friend answer Rainbow Dash decided to say the one thing that would be hard to forget. "I guess that is why you wrote that book, isn't it, because you lived in a delusion in where I would be even remotely interested in you at all." The words silenced the opposition.

"Dash... low blow." Spike said as he felt the sadness drifting off Twilight in waves. The pain was evident as her body shook while she sobbed.

"Low blow... what about you Spike? Did you ever bucking think about what your actions did? You got so caught up in your crush that you harmed an actual relationship that was built upon for years. I lost Shy today... my only friend that I had when I was young... all because you had a stupid idea that it would be fair. Because the 'love of your life' was taken away."

"Yeah... well I really liked Rarity... you know... I mean I just wanted you to feel hurt about what you did. Because it hurt me badly. " He said softly looking down.

"Oh... that is all huh... so you obviously didn't talk to Rarity afterwords did you? Because she decided just right after that moment because she hurt you that I was trash and she told me never to speak to her again." She said very calmly, she had no reason to yell anymore, someone else was hurt now, and most likely she would lose Twilight too. So far in her mind the only person left she could lose is Applejack... Pinkie Pie hadn't randomly popped up so that meant Pinkie is gone too. She wasn't ready to forgive Rarity either... Because I am not some toy who can just be tossed out and then brought back when deemed necessary.

"Oh... I didn't know... well now I feel even worse than I did.. I should let you hit me after all..." he walked close to the dangerous mare in front of him.

Twilight was unable to stop him as she wasn't even paying attention to the conversation at all. Her heart had stopped beating for a second as it crushed from the coldness of her friend's words.

"No spike... as much as I want to... you are sort of right in what you tried to do. You got humiliated and felt your dignity and pride was crushed... honestly I know how you feel because it happened to me too. I am more mature than you... not by much but still I was able to deal. So no Spike you can't be my target dummy. I made my bed now I must lay in it." She said with a prideful smile as she puffed her chest.

"Well then what will we do about our fight tonight? I don't really feel like fighting and all... " He said looking down he was afraid of the reaction since he was the one who made the challenge known.

"Hey... I have an idea about that but first I need to talk to Twilight alone ... do me a solid and scram for a while... I will meet you at the park and don't worry... I won't let you be humiliated again Spike." She said before pulling him into a quick hug "I am sorry I hurt you yesterday, I should have at least apologized but I couldn't look you in the eye. I also hate being sappy so last hug you ever get." She gave him a noogie as he walked out.

When spike left she approached Twilight. "Look... I didn't mean that... but go ahead and yell at me anyways... " she waited for the noise and instead found herself gripped by a tight embrace.

"You hurt... me..... a lot... ." her tears still spilling as she nuzzled the other mare just wanting to feel some pony close to her.

"I am sorry... I just... am a buck up.... but hey.. I think we should talk about... the book... in your room alone... you game?" Her question wasn't going to be refused but she wasn't sure.

"Yes.... let's talk just me and you... I want to tell you things.. and only you them." The lavender mare perked up a bit inside.

They slowly made their way to the alicorn's room and hoped things would be alright.

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Fluttershy was leaving the farm with a new sense of hope. She was stopped by Rarity who was looking sadder than ever before. "Oh my goodness Rarity are you ok?" Her worried tone and sudden rush made the other mare even sadder.

"I got here too late and now... you probably are with Big Mac... aren't you?" She was hoping for a no, her failed quest would mean the worst possible thing... the ... worst....thing ...ever.

"Umm... no.... wait what ... you don't.. like me that way do you?" Her heart couldn't bear making another friend feel like crap. She had already made her oldest friend run off in tears , a rare feat in it's own right, and now her other friend might be off in tears too. Fluttershy you are making others cry now... this isn't kindness.

"No, Darling, just no... I mean you are cute and all but your a mare... just because I had one encounter with a mare doesn't make me into them... though I am here because I saw Rainbow Dash and she was crying... in public." She said as if it was the most shocking thing in history. to be fair no one ever seen Rainbow cry in public.

"Oh... well she told you.... " she saw her friend nod silently. "Well I didn't do anything with Big Mac... he kinda knew I was just trying to make my heart hurt less when I found out about you and Rainbow Dash doing stuff..... " she was pawing at the ground " Spike told me... and I got mad.... really mad." She didn't want to continue on.

"Alright well wait if you didn't do anything with Big Mac.... does that mean you want Rainbow Dash, Darling? The marshmallow unicorn had hope in her eyes.

"Well.... " Fluttershy started saying and was going to answer but in a more private setting and not in earshot of a angry farm mare who was still having pain in her leg.

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Rainbow Dash and Twilight were on the bed... it was a dangerous situation. They both had been emotionally hit hard and yet they were this close knowing just what could happen.

"Rainbow... ever since that night... I been craving you." Twilight let the cat out of the bag, one that was well over due.

"Twi... I don't know about love at all. I just know I don't want to hurt you ever again... since I am not sure of my feelings... I don't want to tell you I love you or that we should buck.... even though I want to buck you right now." She said with a blush as she slowly started rubbing her hoof up the lavender mare's body.

Twilight stopped her "No... we can't do this... I... oh buck it let's rut." Her lips started mashing onto the rainbow maned mare's own lips. The passion she was releasing in this one kiss stunned them both, momentarily, before twilight opened her mouth slightly giving a signal for Dash to take her.

Rainbow Dash didn't need convincing she rolled over making twilight be on bottom while her tongue slid into her mouth. It was met with another tongue and they danced while the cyan mare's hoof traveled down the alicorn's body. She then heard the voice of Flutteshy ring out in her head, repeating those words that she had said before Rainbow Dash could leave.

Twilight noticed that Rainbow Dash stopped and groaned in agony..." What's going on.... Dash?" She asked aroused and needy.

"I ... can't do this anymore... I just... I need to go." She was already getting up but was pulled down by a forceful alicorn.

"No... you are not stopping.... I need this... even if it's just one last time... please?" She was getting desperate. She wasn't able to stop thinking about the cyan mare and she wanted to have at least one more romp if they were to stop altogether. "I need you Dash..."

"Fine... I will do this... but after this we are done sexually... I love being your friend but... we can't work out not until I ..." she just shut her mouth and resumed the passionate entanglement of limbs and tongues.

Twilight moaned loudly and was going crazy as her lover decided to lick her neck and nibble on it with passion. The lust filled excursion was reaching new heights. she felt a hoof go in her and from there her brain mentally checked out.

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Spike was at the park getting nervous about not seeing Dash as the sun was starting to reach it's plateau and would soon be falling. He noticed Sweetie Belle was all alone and approached her. "Hey Sweetie Belle... something up?"

She was surprised someone came to talk to her. "Hey Spike, I was just sitting by myself... but I am glad you came by to talk to me... you are a really sweet dragon you know that?" She said while smiling wide.

That smile pierced his sorrow like a sword. He was smiling back, "you really think so?" He was sounding chipper again.

"Yeah I really do. I just wish Rarity would notice how special you are... I mean I think you are special at least." She said sadly.

Spike was so glad Rainbow Dash nailed that prissy unicorn at that moment. He found someone who appreciates him more and is his age. Buck Rarity ... Sweetie Belle is where it's at. "Well you know we can hang out till sundown if you would like... I have nothing to do and I would like to get to know you more." He said with an honest look of joy. Suddenly I am feeling lucky... and even if I have to wait years.. I know I will one day get lucky.

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Rarity was delighted she was making a dress for Fluttershy with some... hidden delights beneath them "Don't worry Darling once she sees you in this she will have to forgive you... hell I am even forgiving you right now and you didn't even hurt me, Anyways, she will most likely forgive you when you show her what's underneath too." She had said in excitement.

It wasn't the first time Rarity made lingerie for a customer before but it was the nicest she ever made. She was excited to have two friends want each other... though she was kind of miffed that the one friend who was going to enjoy all this was the one who stole her first ... touch.

"Oh I hope so... I will need to 'apologize' to her a lot if she lets me that is..." her face crimson, and her heart feeling determined. I will have my mare... I mean if she wants me that is. "not so tight... I am going to need to breathe.." She said angrily.

"Darling... trust me I know what I am doing... now just make sure you can lure her to your house... I worked too hard on this for it to go to waste." She said rather dramatically.

"Don't worry I will... and tonight I shall tame the wild mare... and make her mine.." she accidentally said out loud. Her voice similar to the gala moment when she went insane.

"Right.... just don't kill the poor dear." Was all the unicorn could muster out without putting thought into the statement.

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Sundown was almost upon Ponyville and two exhausted mares were done finally. After three sessions of 'fun' they had enough to sate them both. Even though it was their last time doing it as far as Rainbow was concerned, the lavender mare wasn't done with her yet.

"One more round.... Damn you are addicting." She was red in the face from lust and from embarrassment. She wanted more of The Dash... she was tempted to do some experiment on the effects of the smell of taste of the cyan mare to see if she had some kind of pheromone that was addicting.

"Twilight... it's almost sundown and I got to shower and get ready for the fight.. I can't just not show up on the count of being made to please a very horny princess." Her tone was playful. In fact she was almost tempted into going for another round and forgetting the fight but.. this wouldn't help them at all.

Rainbow's heart was elsewhere and she had realized that no matter how much of sexy time with Twilight she would have it wouldn't change that she was still in love with Fluttershy. Even if she was currently being molested by a very eager princess. "Stop it.. don't make me get the hose." She threatened to keep her lustful friend off. "You know... I think I know a pony who can help you just right.." She said with an evil gleam in her eye.

She got up quickly and rushed out to get ready leaving a horny and sexually starving princess to roar out in need. "Get back here... damn you." Her anger subsided as she started to wonder just who the cyan mare was talking about.

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It was sundown now. The stage was set, and the ponies all crowded the park. bits weren't being passed around or even gambled. They all knew the outcome would be Rainbow Dash comes out on top. She was faster and stronger than the baby dragon. So they just watched as the combatants got into the make shift ring.

Rainbow Dash looked ready she flared her wings out and stomped loudly as she was letting the crowd watch over her. "So then Spike.. ready to do this?" She asked with her head low ready to charge.

"Yeah... I been waiting for this moment all day... let's end this.. " He was ready feeling better than ever. He charged at her with a yell of rage and force.

She started charging towards him yelling with the same intensity as she was rushing in.

The crowd now more captivated by the display of full on combat kicks and punches being landed but none of them going down. Some pony in the crowd was eating popcorn, drinking some soda, and giggling as each strike landed. The intensity was like something they have never seen before.

They never would have known the fight was just a show. One where Rainbow Dash and spike had set up before the crowd showed up. She had planned on just letting him hit her once and her falling over but he wanted it to look real. He wanted to impress Sweetie Belle. She wasn't going to let him down twice so she agreed to it. Each hit she had to mitigate her blows by holding back or else the fight would end fast. He had to use enough force to make the hits look they had impact.

Each blow they traded got more and more tiring to keep going till they finally both collapsed, Rainbow Dash made a dramatic pose before falling over and Spike raised his fist in the air in victory before he fell on top. They stayed there for a while as ponies grew concerned. Spike got up and shouted "Victory!" as the crowd went wild.

They didn't even notice the other combatant get up and just walk away with a small smile on her face. I guess tonight will be his night.. as for me I guess I can just go home...

"Wait up..." Fluttershy had followed the cyan mare after noticing how fake the fight was. She knew in a real battle Rainbow Dash could end enemies quick. She had seen her fight off bullies for quite some time now.

"S-shy..." she was unsure of what to do. She wanted to fly off but looking at her friend dressed like that made her stunned.

"Yes... Dashie... I wanted to say sorry... and I wanted to tell you I didn't go through with my plan.... I want you to come home with me tonight... if you want that is." Her face was red from her offer but still wasn't sure how her friend would react.

" Sure Shy... lets talk.." Her mind wasn't on talking though. She was walking behind her friend and could swear that Fluttershy was wearing something underneath her dress and ... is she shaking her hips... oh my goodness.... I think tonight I am going to get lucky.

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A grump was in the crowd sitting next to her fashionista friend. "Ya know I am startin' ta believe it was all rigged." She wasn't complaining, since it was a good show, she just felt like being grumpy.

"You know I noticed your leg is hurting.... mind if I take a look at it?" Her voice was gentle and calm she knew the farm mare was stubborn and hated being helped.

"Actually... if ya can massage it that would be mighty kind of ya." She said just wanting some relief from the pain. She was going to wait till Fluttershy was all good and ready to help but... Rarity it would be. Plus she had a feeling that Fluttershy wasn't going to be available for a while if her suspicions were correct.

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Twilight was about to head back to the library when she saw Pinkie Pie waving her down. She went close to the mare and smiled "Hey Pinkie Pie what can I do you for?" Her voice some what cheerful.

"Can you sniff this and tell me if it smells like Chloroform?" She asked as she put the tissue to her friend's nose.

"Sure.. wait...." but it was too late.

Author's Note

The final chapter is coming up next

So how will I end this all?

find out either way later tonight or tomorrow.

The End?

The End?

The moon was casting it's calming light over the darkness of the night sky. Out in space watching the world without eyes to see. It's one purpose was to be the beacon in a vast abyss of sky. The night was pleasant in Ponyville especially for a certain group of townsfolk. The night had lead to many new beginnings and to many liquids to spill of various natures.

Spike was still elated about his fake victory. He was the town champion, even if for a night, he was awesome. He felt that was enough for him to smile, also he had Sweetie Belle laying next to him under a starry night. They stayed close together just enjoying the presence of one another while basking in the stillness of a moonlit night. To think if it wasn't for that stupid book I would have still been stuck on Rarity, and also I would have missed out on other chances to feel happy.

Sweetie Belle was even more excited. She had always seen Spike as a cool colt, in dragon form, and was excited to be with him. She seen the poor baby dragon become so attached to her sister that it made her sad for him. She was hoping one day she could be the object of his affections, since she was more than capable of returning feelings if they had arisen. They had arisen and they shared a romantic night under the stars.

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Applejack had been fighting conflicting thoughts in her head. One moment she was certain she was a stallion only kind of mare. Then she had been rubbed so good by a mare it made her all confused. That happened a couple days ago, and still it affected her. Now she was in her friend's bedroom while waiting for the marshmallow pony to return with products to make the massage extra special.

Rarity was on edge, she didn't know why but she was eyeing her 'patient' of the night and enjoying her friend's curves. The musculature of her body, the tone and yet elegant form. It was a mixture of femininity and masculinity that was sending her into a frenzy. How am I supposed to focus on massaging her when I am wanting to claim her. That damn book is going to ruin this night. or make it better.

Applejack decided to get comfortable and take off her stetson and let her hair loose. Her somewhat blonde hair was flowing all over the bed and she was rolling around ,enjoying the kinks of her body, she stretched her non-cramped limbs and sighed. "Rarity, What is takin' ya so long?" Her voice somewhat sleepy as the night we getting on. It was usually a good time for her to sleep but wanted her leg to feel better so she could return home.

"Coming, Darling, just relax and let your dear friend make you all better." Her tone didn't sound innocent but she couldn't fight the thoughts in her head. Her eyes bulged and she felt steam burst out her nose, when her eyes feasted on the beauty before her. Forgive me for being uncouth but I am going to destroy her! In such a good way.

Applejack looked over to her friend to see what the sudden silence was about. For the first time in her life Applejack felt fear as she looked upon the face of a perverted unicorn who was drooling at the mouth and was approaching her with jerky movements. "Rarity... ya okay Sugar Cube?" Her answer was in the form of being tackled and pinned.

"Yes!... I am now fine... since I am going to teach you the meaning of shameless." Her eyes sparked and she began her descent into madness with a soon to be more than friend.

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Pinkie Pie was finishing getting dressed in her get up for the night. She had her friend who was slowly waking up from the chloroform induced sleep. While twilight was out she had enough time to bring her into her room using her hidden ability to disrupt the laws of physics and time. She was not allowing any time to waste for her night was going to be special.

".... Pinkie..." Twilight's voice came groggily and she was suddenly aware of chains keeping her in place. The fear was causing her to panic and scream "Pinkie.... What's going on?" Her body trying to break free as her magic was suddenly dulled by a ring on her head. She was now incapable of freeing herself and unsure why she was taken.

"Calm down Princess Twilight." She snickered at her own joke and waited for Twilight to understand why the tone and title was used when addressing her.

"Oh my goodness... why am I in such a regal outfit? Why am I wearing my crown and tied to your bed?" She was unsure of the implications but was certain that something was about to go down that she would either enjoy or hate. Stupid book I made everyone crazy... is this the pony Rainbow Dash set me up with... wait if this is... then I guess I can just .... oh yeah this is going to be good

Pinkie smiled wide as she was out of the dark corner of the playfully decorated bedroom. Her body was adorned in a knights armor and she was wielding two lances. One that was an actual lance used for combat and the other was a 'lance' that was attached to her pelvic area for the purpose of penetrating a princess with the intent of making her body dance to the music of passion and eroticism. "So my princess... I have come to rescue you... that is only if you want to be rescued of course if not I shall not force my 'rescue' on you." She was hinting to her inability to actually commit rape. She wasn't that kind of pony, she just drugged and seduced ponies before violating them.

Twilight caught on and played along wanting to see where the night would lead. "Sure my fair knight rescue your princess and you shall be rewarded... make sure your lance is ready for I feel it will be useful soon." Her lips were suddenly licked by her own tongue as excitement poured from her every orifice.

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Scootaloo was sleeping over Applebloom's house since Sweetie Belle declined having a Cutie Mark Crusaders Sleep Over! Her reason was good at least. "Love sucks doesn't it Applebloom?" Said the young pegasus filly who was snuggling to her friend closely.

"I don' know... I've never been in love before. Still I reckon it must be nice if Sweetie Belle would turn us down to hang with Spike." She said before absentmindedly pushing her face into the other filly's neck. She inhaled her friend's scent and basked in it.

"Yeah well it's her loss. I mean I get to spend a night alone with you, that is way cooler than spending time with some stupid dragon right?" Her hoof stroked the other filly's mane as she went on. "Plus... who needs love when you have an awesome friend like you Applebloom?" Her soft caresses were going on oblivious to her own knowledge.

"Yeah... well I would never need love as long as I have you Scootaloo..." Both fillies suddenly found themselves kissing and the conversation about love ended for the night. The farm filly and the pegasus, were locked in a soft and yet passion filled kiss that was unlike them. Applebloom didn't understand how it started but it felt nice she thought. Scootaloo knew how it started, she learned from her mentor who claimed to be the best at seducing mares. Sure Scootaloo didn't know exactly what seducing meant but she got a nice kiss out of it so it wasn't too bad.

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Fluttershy was nervous. My first time and I am wearing the outfit of a whore... but look how excited she is. I can see she really wants me. Still she and I need to talk first. "Before... we start I want to say something." Her voice soft and a bit intimidated by the presence of her possible lover and mare-friend.

Rainbow Dash was on the edge of just ravaging her long time friend but knew that it wouldn't be so easy. Just like I thought. This isn't going to be easy. "Go on Shy..." her gentle voice was followed by her even more gentle action of pulling the other mare into a soft hug and rubbing her back gently with a hoof.

"If we start this... I want you all to myself... I won't share you with other mares." She was ready for rejection or a happy answer that was going to make this night worth the torture of getting tarted up like a call-mare.

"Same... if we get together no Big Mac or anyone else.... you will be mine and I will be all yours." Her voice had no tone of deceit, she was sure of herself. No fooling around on Shy, easy promise to keep when she is the hottest mare in all Equestria. Even if Celestia has a hotter flank.... but that is objectively speaking of course.

"Alright then... I don't know what to do... I just read books... so.." she was unsure of how to initiate sex. Her outfit was doing most of the work for her as the tight and silky lingerie was hugging her demure body and showing off her 'features' while she yawned and leaned back unknowingly turning her long time friend on.

"Damn it Shy.... I can't take it anymore." She pounced on her friend and that night they shared a night filled with bliss and orgasms.

The animals that usually inhabited the canary mare's home were fleeing from the scene. They had to evacuate because of the loud and rapid moans, the sloppy lewd sloshing sounds and the smell of mares was filling the place up. They didn't just make love on the bed, they went into the showers, the kitchen, the couch, the floors, it was almost endless amount of copius and gratuitous sex that had occurred that night.

If it was written out in full detail it would have been too hot for any pony to not have to run off to use the bathroom and elate themselves with their hooves. The explicit amount of food and items that was used in this frenzy of furious love making was just wasteful. Had an entire section of some form of book had been spent on the immeasurable amount of pleasure these two mares shared, it would have been a top seller in any community.

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Night had ended as the sun goddess completed her task of ushering a new day with the sun's rising. She had done this task effortlessly for generations with each day being easier than before. The sun decided to grace the town of Ponyville and give them a wake up call that would allow some ponies to recover from their heavy night of fun and mindless sexual excursions.

Spike however had a soft and romantic night under the stars. He laid side by side next to Sweetie Belle who was snuggled up to him tight. He wasn't sure how long the relationship, if any, would last but at least for one night he knew what it was to be happy. I just wish I had gotten laid but... I don't know the first thing about sex. I guess I shall have to keep digging through the books when Twilight isn't around and figure out what it means to have some 'fun'.

Sweetie Belle was slowly waking up and opening her eyes while making the cutest yawn sound that almost killed Spike instantly from the D'awww factor. She was smiling brighter than the sun could and it was eating away at the dragon's heart filling it with a cuteness overload. "Good morning Spike!" Her chipper voice echoed in his ears and suddenly he could no longer take it.

"Hnnnggg." He died, for about two seconds before being waken back to life by a scared filly.

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Applejack wasn't so happy when she had woken up Not because she regretted all the copious amounts of almost forced sex. The reason she was grumpy was because her leg never got massaged. "Sugar Cube... can you massage me now?" Her voice small in case the sleepy unicorn hadn't awoken yet.

"Uh... five more minutes.... I had too much cider last night." Her groggy tone had earned her a small laugh from the other mare sharing her bed... Wait.. she is on my bed... that means. OH YEAH!, ahem I mean... good job Rarity... now keep it going and don't buck this up. "Oh hey .... sweety?" She tried a pet name and hoped it wasn't rejected.

"You can call me anythin' ya like Sugar Cube, when ya give my hat back and massage my darn leg." Applejack said with the slight hint of annoyance. It wasn't going to be a perfect relationship but heck it was something at least.

"Sure just as long as I get to wear it again when I rut you or when you rut me.... it doesn't matter... I just want to wear it." The husky tone evacuating from her voice box was driving the other mare wild.

They didn't end up leaving that room for a while and the store remained closed for just a little longer.

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Pinkie Pie was beaming. She had never had so much fun in one night. It was erotic, fun , amusing, exciting, esoteric, excruciating, mentally disabling, intoxicating, thrilling, and an all around good time. She wasn't going to obsess over Rainbow Dash anymore. She had a princess to stalk and make love with now.

Twilight Sparkle enjoyed herself way too much last night. She had about 15 earth shattering orgasms all in the name of fun. "Pinkie... remind me never to doubt your Pinkie sense..." her statement had regarded orgasm number 5 where she had exploded all over Pinkie's face.

"Told you... Pinkie Pie's never wrong when it comes to these things... by the way Twilight... I want this to not be a one time thing okay?" She said seriously and was slowly stroking the other mare's mane.

"Sure... as long as you don't jam that thing in my flank hole again...without proper lubrication." She was chuckling at that statement. Her mind was no longer on Rainbow Dash, she had something that was just right for her... even if it was a little too much at times. Logic and insanity as a couple... it would make for an interesting story if ever written.

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Scootaloo awoke and was cheering inwardly. I believe I just conquered my first filly... Dash will be so proud. Her mind was jumbling emotions of elation and hope. "Hey... Applebloom. Did you like kissing me last night?" She asked forlornly knowing that being as awesome as Rainbow Dash had it's drawbacks.

"Yeah... I sure did!" Her chipper southern accent accentuating the feeling of enthusiasm she was displaying in her movements. She had never felt so excited.

"Good, so that means we are now a couple. Okay?" She wasn't sure if Applebloom was good dating material but heck she sure is a cute filly.

"Alright, that means we can hold hooves and stuff?" Suddenly the attraction had died and she was ready to find another filly... in a couple of years maybe.

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Rainbow Dash had woken up to the smell of breakfast. Her nose smelled some delicious oatmeal and was wondering where the buck she was. Her eyes fully opened and she saw what appeared to be Fluttershy's cottage but in a state of dishevelment. The place looked as if it got hit by a category 5 storm. There were broken furniture and displaced valuables, and even the lack of wildlife that usually were hiding around. "Shy... did we do all this?" Her question wasn't an actual one, just mainly was hoping their actions wasn't as dangerous as it looked.

Fluttershy blushed and smiled, "Yes... we did... which means tonight we will do this to your home." She finished cooking breakfast and the two silently enjoyed their meal, too happy for words to leave their mouths, as they reveled in each other's company. They would continue to find new ways of entertaining each other on and off the bed. Their love made true by a book that almost costed them everything.

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Tank was feeling like a king. Last night, during the wild tornado of sex the two mares were whipping up, the sly tortoise used the distraction to sneak out and wreak havoc on any female tortoise he could find.

He ended up finding a pond of tortoises exclusively female. He wasn't going to let opportunity be spoiled by the lack of rivals. He decided to not just get laid with one needy female tortoise but he became king of the pond and his way with all of them resulting in successful mating and a future generation of his own army. Soon the tortoise king would take over Equestria, but that story was for another time.

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Celestia had finished moving the sun during the time of the many wake up calls. She was arriving back to her throne when a mysterious book was on her seat. She eyed it carefully and made sure it wasn't a weapon or trap of some kind. She got brave and used her magic to pick it up and bring it to her face. She read on loudly "For Twilight's eyes only... please don't let Celestia ever find this?" She was confused. Why would her student make a book and not want her to read it.

She opened up the book and was shocked. Inside the book was pages about Celestia's body and her mane condition and her habits... then it went through many topics until it reached her romantic interests. "The first and only chapter.... Princest..." She would go on to read a book that would cause trouble for the entire kingdom.

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THE END?

Author's Note

Well so ends the tale of Twilight's Special Book. The ending led into a possible Sequel possible because I am not sure if I want to write it and would need the reader's thoughts.

Also if I do write a sequel. I will be making it either a strong T again or an M fic.

Anyways I hope you all enjoyed the story.

Oh yeah... I forgot to mention... Ship.. Ship them all!

Prologue

Prologue

Ponyville was unusually quiet today. The town was just normally flowing to the usually bustling ponies that have always lived there but to a cyan mare it was quiet. It was quiet because she had nothing to do. That mare who was usually bursting through the sky at rocket speeds, performing aerial stunts for crowds or saving lives. She was always keeping the sky beautiful unless the weather called for rain. It was her job and something she was able to complete rapidly. Thus she had a lot of free time on her hooves.

She wasn't up for physically dominating her friend in a competition, even with how much she loved rubbing it in Applejack's face that she was the superior athlete, Rainbow Dash couldn't seem to be that excited anymore. Sure beating her friend was fun but it was constant and not amusing anymore. No excitement. She could always try and take her friend's hat but she was catching on and it was not worth being tackled on like that. Though it was odd that she was always trying to pin the rainbow maned speedster. Maybe I am just over thinking it. I mean it's Applejack she is definitely not into mares. Even if she was I don't know if I would date someone like her. I bet she smells like apples though.. probably tastes like them too. Enough of that moving on.

She was mulling in her brain about the other ponies she usually had considered as friends. She was thinking about her other dear friend Fluttershy. Flutters... Flutterbutter. I love that mare, she is always down for a good time... but mostly because she has a hard time saying no... well except when it comes to dragons. I learned that the hard way. I am so glad she has been by my side since we were fillies. I don't tell how her much I appreciate her as a friend do I? Well that is because I am not sappy. But she is... and she really enjoys hanging out with me... Maybe Flutters is... nah that would be too easy and life is hard.

Her thoughts were going no where fast. Rarity was coming to mind. Not because she and Rarity hung out or had a better friendship but because thinking about PInkie Pie was asking for Pinkie to randomly show up. So she thought of Rarity and how they bonded. Usually I am just saving that prissy stuck up mare's life. I mean... is she purposely throwing herself in danger just to have me catch her? She was confused as to why her brain was thinking this. She seemed unusually inquisitive about her friends' demeanor.

Then again Rainbow Dash lives in another world than most ponies. She lives in a world where awesome is the name of the game and all eyes are on her. She remembered she was missing one friend she wasn't having to avoid thinking about lest they show up. She remembered the Egg Head. Twilight Sparkle... well Princess Twilight Sparkle. She is always reading something and keeping her nose in the books. oh wait Daring Do I think a new one is supposed to come out today, definitely going to swing over there just need to make sure not to think about Pinkie and I am good.

Unfortunately Rainbow Dash didn't need to worry about thinking of the pink mare as she was on the cloud next to her the entire time. "Pinkie PIe.... how are you.... never mind? I am going to go ok?" She asked unsure of how the Pink mare was able to stand on the clouds and why she was standing so close to her.

As she flew off she thought to herself "Definitely not napping by near any public roofs." She wasn't wanting Pinkie Pie to some how find some way of doing something weird to her. Sometimes I wonder if she is trying to prank me or seduce me. Last time I was given a chloroform rag and asked if it smelled like chloroform. I woke up later with no memory of what happened but I remember feeling shame and bliss when I woke up. I can't place my hoof on it but I think Pinkie Pie may have ... nah Pinkie isn't like that.

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Rainbow Dash had crash landed into the library as a result of her being lost in thought. It caused the books to stumble and the place was a mess. She knew as soon as she entered through the window she was going to be yelled at for it. She wasn't in the mood to be yelled at but did want a new Daring Do to read.

She decided the yelling would be worth is and sure enough with a face that looked like it wanted to kill the pony it was looking at, was Twilight Sparkle the lavender alicorn. She looked pissed off and Rainbow Dash already know what would be coming out her mouth.

"Hey Rainbow Dash there is this brilliant invention called the door." They both said in unison making the librarian scoff and her patience to thin.

Her eyes narrowed and she gave her a small smirk. "I am guessing you are here for one mare and one mare only is that it?"

"You are right this mare needs me to read her like a book." She said with a wink. "Seriously is it in yet? I am dying to read a new Daring Do." She was itching to read something good. I am becoming like Twilight... an Egg Head... I can't keep enjoying books.

"Actually Rainbow Dash you may find a good Daring Do in the pile on the floor since you insisted on making the mess why not pick up and find it. Who knows you may find an actual book with other content, instead of Daring Do on it, interesting." She said while smiling.

The rainbow maned pegasus ignored her and started sorting through the piles of books. "Math... magic...astrology... ?" She saw something in the pile... it wasn't a Daring Do book but it was labeled for "Twilight's eyes only." Rainbow Dash was interested in why such a book existed. She noticed Twilight frantically searching for something and placed two and two together. I wonder what Twilight has in here? Probably a love confession in detail to Princess Celestia. I shouldn't read it but I must. It's a big book. It looks fancy as if she put a lot of work into it. Maybe she is working on a novel? Either way I think I am going to go home now and read whatever is inside this book. She did say I should try to find another book so I am technically doing what she is telling me so I am not doing anything wrong.

"Hey Twilight... I think I am just going to go home.. I am hungry and I suddenly have the need to see my tortoise. I will be back possibly later to find a Daring Do book to read." she said casually while hovering with her back facing away from her academically superb friend.

Twilight wasn't in the mood to talk she was looking for that book that she had enjoyed reading. She wrote it over time but the final chapters were really something she had to keep reading over and over. Why did I write such a book? If Rainbow Dash ever finds out what I wrote in it... I think my life here is ruined. "yeah uh..huh go have that picnic." she said preoccupied.

Rainbow Dash used this moment to fly out with out being detected or having the book be noticeable. She started her way home and wondered just what was inside the book.

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She landed on her cloud home and opened the door. Since she was interested in this book she had to make sure she locked her door. the sound of the click made sure no intruders came in. She quickly fed Tank who like a champ was already eating the food dropped in front of him. "Good boy tank.. anyways I need to go read so be a good boy and don't make any noises" She said before rushing off to her room.

She felt like a filly with a birthday present. Just what would she find inside this book? I hope it's worth everything I had to go through today.. well I didn't really have to go through much. I still hope whatever is inside is like awesomely worth me stealing it. Well technically I borrowed it because it was in a stack of library books... anyways rationalization later I am going to see what little miss princess doesn't want the world to see.

She opened the book and her eyes went wide... she couldn't believe what her eyes were reading. She closed the book and opened it again hoping for something different. No matter how many times she did that the inside cover was still the same.

She was hoping this was some sick twisted joke but to no avail. She skimmed through the book not really reading it hoping for some Egg Head prank note somewhere but just found page numbers and some words that she wasn't reading because heck she wasn't going to read this. Well I mean... I guess I will just have to see what the hay this book is really about. If it you know is some kind of prank than it's a good one I guess. I just hope this isn't something she intends on handing out to everyone... I mean where does she get off? A book about my life habits? She was studying me? What's this.. Chapter one? AppleDash?

She looked for the punch line in the book and found nothing as she flipped a page ahead things were starting alright and then... "What the hay.... no bucking way." she said as she tossed the book. She wasn't going to read that. Twilight is obviously imagining things..., but.... Rainbow Dash had realized that it was just the first chapter... she had all day to read it and why not. I guess I can see what the whole book is about no harm in that right? It's not like I want to see what Twilight imagines me doing with... Applejack... or whoever she has me doing things with... I will just read the book and then call her out on being crazy... this is twilight right... it can't be that inappropriate.

She decided to pick the book back up and just start from the first part... "Chapter 1... Apple Dash."

Author's Note

So I know it sounds off and the tags of the characters don't match the shocking revelation. Just read on as I update this. I promise some lulz and some ooh la la's like my other comedic stories have.

Hopefully it stays teen rated. I don't want it to be an M rated fic so I will be as sneaky as I can with dialogue to avoid the M rating :P it has a sex tag so I should be good.

I do what with Applejack?

I do what with Applejack?

Ponyville library, what used to be a calm and quiet zone was now a dishevelled mess of books and rage. The librarian who was usually level headed and logical found herself cursing everything from the tiniest blade of grass to the sun goddess, Celestia, over the absence of her secret book.

"SPIKE!" She yelled while twitching and pacing. This wasn't a new behavior for the mare to display but it wasn't one that was usually welcomed. She was distraught and figured who better to help her find the book than her number one assistant.

"Sup, Twilight?" He asked nonchalantly. Ever since his mustache days Spike has decided he no longer has to be upset about not getting with Rarity as of yet. She will succumb to the power of the mustache. I just know she will. No one can resist a mustache ride, whatever that means? When his eyes landed on his sort of mother/caretaker he winced. Crazy Twilight again... got my quill and parchment ready in case I need to call in the big guns.

She creaked her neck and her eyes went loopy "Hey, Spike... have you seen my BOOK!" She was in a state of distress because her precious debut into the world of writing was missing. " I need to find my ... secret book." She said a bit calmly while looking around rapidly.

"You mean the secret book, that if I ever decided to look at it you would send me tartarus and make sure I never tell another living soul about what I read, book?" He knew of the legendary secret book that was kept secure and even if she was gone he never had dared looked inside. "Well no I can't say I have seen it. But since we are here can I get a mustache? I am going to Rarity's to help her today and I think she is warming up to it." He said with glee.

"Fine," she was infuriated. Spike was always trying to get some kind of romantic advances on Rarity and never could succeed but if it meant he wouldn't be talking about the book to anyone then he could have a stupid mustache. She bent her head over and her horn started glowing. Magic shot off and it caused Spike to grow a glorious mustache. "I guess Owlicious can help since he can't accidentally read the contents of my ... book." She said now determined.

Spike caressed his stache and was enjoying the feel "Alright then good luck." He said as he rushed off. I will get laid today, or my name isn't Spike... wait... what is my last name? For that matter what is Rarity's last name? I mean if we got married I don't know what our joint names would be... oh well seduction time.

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Rainbow Dash had opened the book to the first chapter and started reading it with somewhat anticipation to see what the Egg Head had drummed up by 'studying' the rainbow maned mare. "Chapter 1... AppleDash."

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Chapter 1: AppleDash

My notes have provided me with the evidence that Rainbow Dash who is the case study of this book has been definitely sleeping with Applejack...

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"The hell I have!" Rainbow Dash snorted angrily. She remembered she was alone and relaxed. No one else is going to read this garbage but I might as well get through it.

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The evidence I have gained from my studies are as follows. Whenever Rainbow Dash is hanging with the group she tends to gravitate towards Applejack before her shift to casually being around Fluttershy. The bond between the two subjects have proved that it is definitely a physical bond. The two mares are both muscular, Applejack more so, and they seem to enjoy competing with one another.

While that would indicate rivalry I think it's safe to assume that Rainbow Dash is more athletic than her rival but Applejack is more muscular and there for stronger....

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"Stupid book how then did I beat Applejack at hoof wrestling that one time?... She did beat me at that kicking the bell thingy.." She mumbled. She was getting unnerved by the book and tried focusing. Just read on and don't get upset it's a book it can't hurt you. What does Twilight know about anything anyways?

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Though they both seem head strong and stubborn in the relationship Applejack would be a bottom if paired with Rainbow Dash. Given the factor that Rainbow Dash submits to no one. She was very hard to capture during our time with Discord and that moment when all the girls had to tie her down... it was like so sensational. Never had I seen such a display of raw strength and determination....

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Rainbow Dash was getting uninterested as all the facts and analytical stuff was just too much she wanted to read on to the action. Wait what? Why am I getting excited? Anyways let me skip a few pages... Celestia! this mare is detailed in her writing.... ugg ok here it starts.

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With the given information and data I can create a scenario in which these two lovers would start their affair. I will be writing out this portion in a third person perspective. Since I am neither Rainbow Dash or Applejack.

Rainbow Dash was flying around Ponyville being her usual self. She was always napping or doing something heroic/flashy. She wasn't the kind of mare to just sit still unless in deep sleep. She had been bored and decided to visit her good friend Applejack.

When flying over the apple orchard owned by the family of farm ponies the rainbow maned athlete was getting a good view of the target of her desires. Rainbow Dash was oblivious to romance and didn't know how she felt. Her eyes casually glanced over the farm mare's back as she watched driblets of sweat shine her coat in the sun. She slowly landed next to her heart's desire wanting to spend some quality 'dash' time with her.

Applejack herself was very in love with Rainbow Dash, her heart was pounding when she noticed her object of affection had slowly made her way close. "Howdy partner, you come looking fer something or just wantin' ta hang out with yer best friend?" She asked casually. She was kind of scared of how her rival would feel if she found out that the farm mare wanted nothing more than to have an intimate encounter of the coitus kind.

The cyan pegasus was enjoying the sensation of being close to the muscular farm mare. Thoughts of mounting her like a stallion would, filled the head of the incensed pony. "I guess you could say that, I sure am hungry though got any food?" she asked while her stomach growled. She was slightly embarrassed to ask for food having just arrived but knew Applejack made the best apple treats in all Equestria.

Applejack had two choices to make. Her mind was telling her to calm her hormones and not invite her friend to eat her out as a substitute for pie. But her heart was pounding at the prospect of using innuendo to lure her feathered rival to her barn. With an honest heart she decided to just go for it. "I think I've a nice pie that is already baked waiting fer you at the barn. it's still cooking too Sugar Cube." She said with a sultry tone.

Rainbow Dash was oblivious as all get out. She never could tell the slightest changes in tone because of her head blocking out anything that didn't agree with her world. "Sweet I can't wait to dive in and eat your pie Applejack." She didn't know at the time to what she just agreed to but if she had been paying attention she would have seen her farm mare friend change the position of her hat to hide her blush.

"Alright then Sugar Cube, come with me to the barn and you will have that pie all for yourself..." She said while slowly wiggling her hips with each step forward she took. Her flank was now moving with intent, hypnotically swaying side to side while her tail would lift giving Rainbow Dash a view of her treat.

The cyan mare felt her cheeks rise in temperature while looking at the display in front of her. She wasn't sure whether she should let her friend know of the view shew as receiving but at the same time didn't want to embarrass her. "I can see the sweat dropping off her body... damn it looks hot." She said to herself quietly.

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Rainbow Dash started feeling tingly and was breathing a bit differently. She checked around her room and noticed it was getting hot in there. Hmm I don't remember moving my cloud home to a warm front.. oh well. Back to story... I am afraid of where it is going but it's well written so I might as well keep on.

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At the barn with Applejack inside waiting for her prey, to get inside she was thinking a million things, and while all the thoughts in her head were saying "back out now" she wasn't willing to stop since she was this far in.

Rainbow Dash entered the barn and closed it while leaving the top part of the barn door open for light could get in. She didn't want to eat in the dark. Little did she know that her meal wasn't exactly filling. Soon she walked closer inside and smiled to her friend. "So where is the pie Applejack?" she said while looking around the barn.

Applejack felt it the lust the surge of want, the passion and need all build up and in the sexiest voice she could muster while moving her flank up and leaning her body forward to give the cyan mare a good view, she huskily called out "Right here Sugar Cube... it's very warm, and it's ready to be eaten." She was nervous things could go really wrong really fast.

Rainbow Dash was suddenly aware of the situation. She was confused, aroused, and excited all at once. She decided to just play along "Oh really? I don't see it...maybe if I get a closer look I can... decide if I want the pie you are offering." She said while casually moving her legs forward and lowering her head to the other mare's 'pie'.

Applejack felt her face flush with lust and her body heat up. She moved her flank higher and slowly managed to get out a ".. You know... you want it.. Sugar Cube." Her body was trembling in fear and anticipation. She felt a hot breath on her pie before a tongue traced the edge of it.

"Mmm, this sure is a tasty pie... I am guessing when I devour it you will provide me with some cider?" she said teasingly while breathing on her meal.

Applejack couldn't resist anymore "Yes... eat my pie and you will get all the cider you want, but it's more potent than our usual brand Dashie." she said throwing caution to the wind. It was out now her intent was unable to be mistaken. She wanted Dash to not only eat her pie but be her mare.

"Alright then... I guess I shouldn't let it get cold." she said with nervousness fading. She started to taste the pie, her tongue checking the crust of the pie before her lips started pressing against it. Her tongue pierced the outer layer of said pie and was tasting the inside. The scent of the pie entering her nose smelling the sweet cinnamon apple that was being tasted. She could taste the pie and it was oh so delicious...

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A loud knocking sound interrupted her from continuing the story. Rainbow Dash shouted "Oh come on" while noticing her hoof wasn't at her side like it originally was. The smell of the room shifted and she realized she was... playing with myself.. over this? Damn.. I wonder who is knocking at this hour?... What time is it? oh shoot it's Fluttershy I bet.... she was coming over.... how could I forget?

She put the book away and hurriedly rushed to her door. "Coming... " she yelled "well almost was.." she whispered as she started to open the door.

Fluttershy was sheepishly looking down pawing at the cloud floor. "Sorry I am late... Angel bunny had this really nasty cold and I was just putting him to bed. He will be alright though... " She looked up and noticed the state of her friend. "Is this a bad time... I can come back later if it is." She said while continuously pawing at the ground and hiding her face in her bangs.

Damn it Shy... why do you have to be so gosh darn cute when I am worked up... I don't know if I can trust myself with you... settle down Dash she is Shy... she is your friend who trusts you... completely. "Nah it's cool come on in... it seems the little guy has been really grumpy. I had to take off his flight gear because he was trying to wreck the place."

The pet in question, tank, was being grumpy as of late. Constantly making some weird sound and breaking things whenever he could. He was in that time of his life where he wanted to mate. The lack of being able to and the lack of female tortoises had driven him crazy with rage. Though being a slow moving reptile he wasn't really that big of a nuisance. Still his owner was worried.

"Alright I will check on him and I will grab my book to see what this behavior and his status will tell me." She said as she made her way inside almost forgetting to ask to come in. She was more comfortable around her protector because out of all ponies she was her favorite. Though Fluttershy wouldn't have the courage to tell Rainbow Dash.

She slowly sniffed the air noticing something was off... She wasn't... did I interrupt... oh my... I hope she doesn't hate me. She had to worry about that later now a tortoise had to be checked on. "Umm Rainbow Dash if you were busy with something I can do the check out and call you back to the living room when I am done. You can go back to what ever it is you were doing ok?" she said in feign innocence. She knew what her friend was doing and felt terrible about interrupting.

"Alright Shy if you say so... I was just reading a new Daring Do and so.... I shall get back to it. Oh yeah just knock on my door when done ok?" She didn't bother to wait for an answer because she had her need. She rushed into her room and closed the door locking it to ensure her security and privacy. She had a book to read.

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The two ponies now intimately sharing a sexual experience. The tongue of the top pony diving into the pie she was enjoying. The farm mare was unable to hold out from such powerful strokes and was happy to oblige her friend some sweet apple cider, her own personal version.

The lust hungry speedster lapped up the drink and nearly pressed her muzzle in the 'cup' for more. Greedily drinking down the delicious necter juice that was provided. Rainbow Dash breathed in the scent and felt herself get even more aroused. Now she was wanting to offer her friend a snack as well. "So do you like.. Skittles?" She asked as suddenly the table was turned.

The farm mare very much knew what 'skittles' implied and was very hungry for them suddenly. "Sure as heck I do... now why don't you lay back down on this here floor and I will gobble them skittles up just you wait." She said while creeping up on her new found lover. It was everything she could dream of and more.

The cyan pony relaxed and laid down spreading her legs a bit to allow her 'friend' to enjoy the tasty treats she was offering. "Go right on through and taste the 'Rainbow'" She said throwing in innuendo with her own name to double entendre' the buck out of this already increasingly hot situation.

Applejack was leaning her head forward smelling her prize and enjoying the musky scent. "Whoa nelly you sure smell sweet down there Sugar Cube." She said in excitement causing the other pony to turn crimson. "I am sure going to enjoy this here sweetness." She said while gently moving her lips towards her prize....

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A small knock was heard and Rainbow Dash was groaning "For bucks sake..." she growled lowly to herself. It was just getting really good. She noticed she was dripping and would need to take a quick shower before heading out if she had to. She wasn't sure what kind of news she was going to receive but hoped it wasn't bad news.

"Coming Shy.." She said a bit off and that caused a "Eeep" sound to be heard from inside her room. Damn it Shy not like that....though I was close

She opened the door and let the smell of her sex waft through causing her friend to blush furiously. "Umm Rainbow... I know what is wrong with Tank.... he needs to... umm..... how should I say.... he is.... wanting to.... " she was getting quieter and quieter as she continued "mate..." barely a squeak came out her mouth as she said it.

"So do I buy him one o-" She was able to get out before being interrupted.

"No, no no, no... you don't buy mates... he has to find one. Come with me to the pond and we will see if he can pick one out of the bunch. It will be fun." She said enthusiastically. Forgetting that the task was to watch a tortoise look around for something to put his 'shell' in.

Rainbow Dash groaned and just followed. She would just have to help her tortoise find a mate and she could get back to reading her book... well her friend's book about her... doing stuff to her other friend... and she was a bit excited about the prospect of enjoying her story without interruption later.

Author's Note

So what you guys think? Clever use of food products as replacement for body parts?

Anyways I hope you enjoyed the first chapter. I will be doing many more chapters to this story.