Chaos of the Aether(a joint story between bjornicorn and me)

Raphael had no idea what the fucking hell was going on, last thing he remembered was going to a party in trotting ham with that hot mare Milky Way, and now he's ass naked in the forest with a killer hangover "Aw well, i can at least fix one problem..." raphael snapped his fingers and had his usual business suit and fedora appear, they had red pinstries on a black background, his classic gloves were the last things to form, he then walked out of the forest to see a small town, on his way over there, however, a cockatrice bursts from the bushes a mere moment later, it tries to turn Raphael to stone but Raph just laughs and snaps his fingers, blowing up the avian monster from the inside out, he then cleans off his clothes and begins to think about his lovelife "Damn, it sucks being the only humanoid in equestria..." Raphael walked into the familiar town of Ponyville, and saw a remarkably unfamiliar sight "My god, is that a human woman?!" he also saw a younger, male one too "AND A BROTHER?! What the hell?!" Raphael was amazed, but had no time to waste, he had another party to start rolling, so he teleported to the party place, seeing six familiar ponies and a new griffon 'Huh...must be that Gilda bitch I heard about... better not pull anything or I'll kick her soft downy arse' Raphael then summoned the party gear and stomped his foot, starting off the music "Yeah I own this beat!