Twilite Sporkel and the Adventures of Magic Land

Twilite was home. She was asleep talking on the phone with her boyfriend Flesh Sintre. He always wore a shirt that said "FUCK THE ROYAL GUARDS" and was wearing a hoodie that made him look badass. (AN: she new becase he was facetime)  He also had a TON of albums by heavy metal bands like Mackelmore and Bill Clinton and Green Day and Microsoft and others.

Twilite told him, "We haven't talked in a while, Flesh."

Flesh said, "well that's because i'm too busy being all fuckin' badass and i'm leaving you"

And then Twilite was a hundred sad.

Twilite spent the rest of the night showering in blood while listening to Evanescense's new album, "Oh Shit, Here Comes the Postman's Soda Sculpure". She really liked them because their music was all sad and she was sad and she was always sad because depression so being happy.

Twilite went to bed on her mattress that was infused with the fear of the weak and began to dream about cutting herself.

Twilite woke up the next morning with a headache and realized it was from her awful case of sleep-headbanging. She would go see a doctor about it but she didn't care because depression. She was so depressed that she had hair like Penkameena only she wasn't pink, insane, or friendless.

She walked outside and it was still raining acid. That was when Rayrite came up to her giving the middle finger.

"Rayrite what the fuck how are you even doing that you have hooves not fingers."

So Twilite and Rayrite had a conversation and then they parted ways. Twilite went to Shegarcyub Curner to get a cupcake filled with razor blades. She ate the cupcake. It tasted the good.

Twilite decided to go to the lake and cry because she couldn't swim. So that's what she did. It was "fun".

Once Twilight was more bored than she usually was she went back to her house and cut herself again. She was so sad that she drank a whole bottle of beer in one sip and then she vomited in the toilet for MANY hours. Twilite passed out on her bathroom floor.