A Rainbow of Pink

Chapter 9: I'm bucking DONE being nice!

I woke up in an unfamiliar place to the sound of crying. Huh, I seem to be waking up in a LOT of strange places! I giggled aloud and sat up my eyes blurry. The sound crying turned into small sniffles as the pony creating the noise attempted to stop their tears. "Hey Pinkie..." A small voice rang out over the buzzing of the room. My eyes adjusted and I realised that I was in the Ponyville hospital, I looked down at myself. Their was a bandage around my waist and around my head. I then inspected the pony talking to me. "Rainbow Dash?!!" She nodded. "What... What happened? How did I get here? Wha-" "Shhhh" Dash interrupted my frantic questions. "The Doctor saids you shouldn't get too excited. I'm so sorry Pinkie Pie..." She burst into tears, she looked strangely beautiful. This was very unlike Dash, I wonder what happened...? "Wait what?" I asked curiously. "Pinkie what do you remember about yesterday?" Rainbow Dash asked tentatively. What did I remember?

"I remember waking up at umm MY house..." I didn't want to talk about Mystery unless Dash already knew. I don't remember so I can't tell. "I ummm went to Twilight's house and umm had some umm tea...? Then I umm went to that place at that time and then I came to see you! I don't remember why or what happened." I stuttered. Well at least the end bit was true. I really don't remember why I went to Dash's or what happened. I hope she falls for the rest of the rubbish story. I just don't want to say anything about what happened with Mystery Gloom.

"You came to talk about how I turned you down and... Oh Pinkie Pie!" Rainbow Dash bent down to the hospital bed, her beautiful mane of every colour tickling my muzzle, and kissed me hard on the mouth. We kissed desperately but then the door clicked open and the one pony I never ever wanted to see me kissing Rainbow galloped into the room holding a silver present. "Pinkie Pie?!!! Are you in here?!!" Mystery Gloom yelled sounding both gorgeous and terrified. With his electric eyes he scanned the room, his glance fell on me and Rainbow Dash our mouths locked on each others. We jumped apart as if caught robbing a bank. He dropped the present in shock and those beautiful eyes filled with waterfalls of sadness. Blinking furiously he turned around and dashed out of the room. "Wait! Mystery wait!" I cried and jumped up and out of the bed wincing in pain and galloped painfully after him. "Pinkie stop!" Rainbow cried and flew out after me.

My vision was tinged red from all the searing pain I was experiencing. I ignored all the nurses crying for me to stop. I kicked the doors with my hind legs and dashed out. I saw Mystery Gloom leaning against a tree trying to hide the tears cascading from his eyes. He saw me and he stretched his wings and shook his mane so you could see his horn. He flew up and loomed above me. "Mystery... You knew I loved Rainbow." I whispered terrified. "Right, of COURSE you did. You know something funny Pinkie Pie, I was all prepared to love you while you loved Rainbow Dash. But then what did you do?" His blue eyes turned icy as he laughed. "Shh..." I pleaded, everypony was staring. This made him laugh harder. "You had SEX with me!" I panicked "Please be quieter!" I cried  in tears of sadness and  embarrassment. "So I thought you loved ME! But no?!! That was all part of your ploy! Because straight after you vanish and I look everywhere for you until someone says you're in the HOSPITAL! So I gallop down here to make sure the mare I'm in love with is alright! I trot into her room and there she is KISSING RAINBOW DASH! So you know what Pinkie Pie?!!" He was getting louder and angrier every second. "I'm bucking DONE being nice! So you and your marefriend can buck off to somewhere else!"

I was visibly shaking, "Hey you Alicorn Dick!" Rainbow Dash's voice yelled as she flew down from her hovering position above me. "Pinkie hasn't done any of the crap you accused her of. I'm pretty sure she loves you from the tears she's spilling. So Mr Buck up lemme tell you WHAT THE BUCK ACTUALLY BUCKING HAPPENED!!! So shut the buck and listen you pussy." God this pony is like a sister to me. She's so nice and dangerous! Mystery's angry face faltered and he lowered back down to the ground. "But first, Pinkie Pie sweetheart sit down angel so you don't get hurt again. See you dick she's HURT, she has serious rope burns and a concussion so you better not get her all worked up or I'll work up my hoof in your ass!" I sat down on a bench and some sympathetic pony gave me their coat. I realised Twilight, Emerald, AppleJack, Rarity and Fluttershy were all there watching with the same shocked expression. They probably heard I was sick and came to check on me. I turned my attention back to a fuming cyan Pegasus flying above the crowds preparing for battle.