Twilight Does Things

"Dear Twilight Sparkle,

As you may have guessed, the reason it took me so long to send you a new letter is because theirs a lot of political issues I need to take care of, here in Canterlot.

Also, by the time you finish reading this letter, a experimental spell I attached to this letter will be cast upon you.

This spell is suppose to make you forget almost everything you know about ...everything.

By the way, how are your friends? I haven't seen them for a long time.

Love and kisses,

Celestia"

After finishing, the letter, Twilight felt confused. "It doesn't feel like I've forgotten any memories. But...maybe I've forgotten the fact that I've forgotten my memories!"

Panicking, Twilight ran out of library, to meet the local memory mare.

Entering the memory recover-er mare shop, Twilight ran to the counter. "Quick! Check to see if my memories are still in my brain!".

"Hum...everything's here, miss. Nothing to worry about," the mare said. Twilight wasn't buying any of that, and the only other way to recover your missing memories would be to ask her friends about herself.

"PINKIE!"

"Oh, hi Twilight!" Pinkie had, as usual, an abnormal smile on her face. "What can I do for my best pal?"

"Pinkie, I need your help. I forgot everything about everything! I don't even remember you!"

"Oki-doki-loki! To make it short : You're a a purple unicorn who- no wait, wait! I know! You're a spirit from another dimension. You're father is Darkstallion, a evil, dark, gloomy alicorn. And he's like...been destroyed by the princesses! Last time I saw you, you were planning to destroy all of Equestria...anyway, yeah! That's all there is to know about yourself!" Pinkie finished, holding in her laughter.

"...Thank you Pinkie, I now know what must be done," and so, Twilight left Sugarcube Corner, not hearing Pinkie rolling on the floor laughing.

Between fits of laughter, Pinkie only said, "Oh, this is the greatest prank ever!"

~~

"...This was the worst prank ever..." Pinkie said, now watching the wreck, that was once the beautiful land of Equestria. "I must stop her! But how?" Pinkie went into a meditation position. After Twilight became a God, she destroyed nearly everything. All that now remained was Ponyville, and the rest of Equestria was a wasteland.

A few minutes past, and Pinkie finally had an idea. "Aha! I have the perfect plan to stop this madness. All I need, is a bag full of clocks!" she said while running out of her hiding place.

~~~

Twilight watched her work from the throne. "Aah, if only Darkstallion could see me now. He would've been proud."

"TWILIGHT!" she could see a pink pony approaching her, with a big bag on her back.

"Hello, pink pony." Twilight said with a neutral tone.

"I'm going to end this nightmare!"

"Oh? And what are you going to do, weakling? Bag me to death?"

"Actually...I was thinking of clocking you to death!" she said as she launched the bag into her trusty 'Party Cannon'.

She fired her cannon right into Twilight's face, but she casually grabbed with her magic just before impact. "That's it? That was a really pathetic attack." she mocked.

"Wait for it..." Pinkie said with anticipation.

Twilight was perplexed. What was in the bag? She could hear faint sounds coming from inside. "What is this? A bomb? Fool. I'm immortal, a bomb wouldn't hurt me."

Putting an ear on the bag...she was listening.

...

DRIIIIIIIIIIIIIING

Twilight woke up, startled. Another wonderful dream ruined. And there was only one pony to blame for this:

"PINKIIIIIIE!"